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50 Of The Funniest LEGO Jokes Ever
LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.
Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.
Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!
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My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit
#3
Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros
#4
Battle Strategies
#5
When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore
#6
Seen At My Doctors Office
#7
This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal
#8
My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation
#9
His Feet Won't Lego
Cody Eriksen 10 years ago
*snort*...giggle...*snort*...BRRAAAAAAHHAAAHHHA! I don't know why this is so funny to me!
#10
I'll Never LEGO
#12
My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum
#13
Are You Ready?
#14
He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade
#15
Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass
#16
LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed
#17
My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome
#18
A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them
#19
Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?
#21
5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set
#23
Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers
over opinionated 10 years ago
These need to be sold in every toy store Lego section across the planet
#24
I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him
#25
Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once
over opinionated 10 years ago
I love puzzle blocks have never seen a puzzle Lego block I would love one
#28
When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This
#29
Lego Leia Had A Few Drinks At The Office Party
#30
Dreams
#31
Stepping On A Lego
#33
I Hope You Step On A Lego
#34
Lego Man In A Head Pit
#35
Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body
over opinionated 10 years ago
That's funny and much nicer then usual pranks pulled on the ones who pass out
#36
Fight Fire With Fire
#37
What I Remember Most About Lego
over opinionated 10 years ago
There should be a section for stepping on Lego repeatedly while searching for the missing piece that was vacuumed up last week...
#39
At School I Found A Lego Book. Did Not Expect This
#41
When Han Met Chewie
#42
Legos
over opinionated 10 years ago
That's actually more unfortunate that a child that young has the urge to “fool around." That seems too young.
#43
How To Dissect Kermit The Frog
#44
Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry
#45
My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego
#46
Lego Stripper Ron Swanson?
#49
Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today
#50
Pure Evil
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