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LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.
Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.
Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!
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#2
My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's amazing!!! I'd be ecstatic if I was a kid and saw “Lego daddy"
#3
Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros
#4
Battle Strategies
Hans 9 years ago
Night in the child's room. Particularly im night after a tidy-up day with suspiciously clean floots...
Evisa Isabella Rose 9 years ago
Listen soldiers! This is our target! Now let's learn how to be sneaky-invisible-soldier-ninjas!!!
#5
When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
4 whats? 4 decades I CAN PLAY TILL ALMOST 1000 (ignore that people couldnt play with legos till 40)
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's the saddest face! poor granny, we'll make an exception for you.
#6
Seen At My Doctors Office
maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago
that would be "1 to a kid knocking down a lego creation you made for 8 hrs"
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Oliver Prime 9 years ago
No, Lego is 10. Standing on a UK plug in the middle of the night dials it all the way up to 11.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Pain is at “stepping on a one nib brick with centre of heel" “oh my god! we'll see you right away!"
Gregory Blackham 9 years ago
i get the internet and wanting to be "So Clever!" but stepping on a lego doesnt really hurt ive stepped on many worse... a nail ... glass...
Shiva Dheva 9 years ago
Keep trying, it really hurts. Unless you are lightweight. Essential to have it on hard floor, carpets do not count.
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This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal
Alene Walden 9 years ago
I could see this happening not only to my 3 yr old granddaughter but her 18 yr old aunt as we'll!
#8
My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation
Aga Sierdzinska 8 years ago
Hahaha I heard that voice while reading this!! 😂
Load More Replies... over opinionated 9 years ago
Reminds me of a b rated horror movie. They love using too much fake blood.
#9
His Feet Won't Lego
Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
*snort*...giggle...*snort*...BRRAAAAAAHHAAAHHHA! I don't know why this is so funny to me!
Jim Kissaglis 8 years ago
John Babbacombe Lee < google that name for the reference. (its not gross or porn its the real thing)
#10
I'll Never LEGO
#11
Try To Get My Dark Side
#12
My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum
#13
Are You Ready?
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
I was gonna comment "If only it was fire" you beat me to it :'(
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Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
I did this at one place and got a free game and movie rental lol (I cheated a bit since my feet are half numb and I don't really feel pain)
#14
He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade
#15
Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass
Hannah Bunker 9 years ago
I still have everyone of those Lego characters from Lord of the rings... #lego4life
Teresa Stockroske 9 years ago
This is exactly how they look when you play the Lego LotR games.
#16
LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed
Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
"Why are there so many of them Susan? You told me you were having twins!"
#17
My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome
Rogue Angel 8 years ago
LMAO.! That's exactly what would happen if I was told to share the table too. :D
Mary Ridings Guarino 8 years ago
ok... legos are expensive... to have that many, they should be able to also buy 2 tables. jus' sayin.
#18
A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them
over opinionated 9 years ago
I always thought that was what you did for a living your comments remind me of my dad who works in aerospace. You engineer types are very similar
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#19
Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?
Jose Baeyens 9 years ago
OMG ..... porn. .... Lego should be banned from every childs room ! (I'm sure some people will think I mean this for real)
#20
Six Pack
#21
5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set
#22
Le'Gogh
#23
Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers
over opinionated 9 years ago
These need to be sold in every toy store Lego section across the planet
#24
I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him
Robyn Scott 9 years ago
I saw a man at the supermarket who's prosthetic hand was like a Lego hand.......I nearly blurted it out!
#25
Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once
over opinionated 9 years ago
I love puzzle blocks have never seen a puzzle Lego block I would love one
#26
Tard The Grumpy Cat
#27
Lego Rain
Pernille Dyre 8 years ago
We actually have legorain in Denmark each year at LEGOworld in Bella Centeret....
#28
When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
XD didnt see him at first ty if only he was walking a lego dog :'(
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#29
Lego Leia Had A Few Drinks At The Office Party
#30
Dreams
Alison McKenzie 8 years ago
If all the lego bricks that have ever been created, were formed into a wall, the same height and width as the Great Wall of China, how long would it be? Genuine question. I'd really like to know. I wonder if anyone can figure that out.
#31
Stepping On A Lego
Hans 9 years ago
The right hand picture is actually possible if your age is single-digited. This ability miraculously vanished when growing up.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Weight and gravity 10 year old 60lbs 30 140-200lbs. That's a lot of extra ouch per square inch
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#33
I Hope You Step On A Lego
#34
Lego Man In A Head Pit
Eglė Liubinaitė 8 years ago
"All around me are familliar faces...worn out places...worn out faces..."
#35
Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's funny and much nicer then usual pranks pulled on the ones who pass out
#36
Fight Fire With Fire
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
this is the same as #1 lol someone stole the pic, at least they didn't say it was theirs
#37
What I Remember Most About Lego
over opinionated 9 years ago
There should be a section for stepping on Lego repeatedly while searching for the missing piece that was vacuumed up last week...
Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
We had like 5 giant tubs of legos. Courtesy of my older brother who grew out of them.
#38
Lego Desert
#39
At School I Found A Lego Book. Did Not Expect This
Lucy Fleischmann 9 years ago
It's the bible retold with lego minifigures. I don't think it actually has any collection to the company. I personally love it and have both the old and new testament!
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I'm mortified... horrified.... and any other “fied" that describes how wrong that is
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
I...remember my cuz and younger bro getting these at ages 4- 9 and 8 -13........ I don't remember this part in them =O WTF
Katinka Min 9 years ago
I think the face of the woman when she sees her 'baby' is pretty convincing...
Loretta Obuchowski 9 years ago
Ive seen this book it is a LEGO retelling of the Bible I think it is called The Brick Testament
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Lego Lego
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
Immortal people feel pain it would be invincible
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When Han Met Chewie
#42
Legos
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's actually more unfortunate that a child that young has the urge to “fool around." That seems too young.
Elisn Klein 9 years ago
The picture is the avatar of the person who came up with the "legos" answer. Ugh.. Think before you post something this offensive.
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How To Dissect Kermit The Frog
#44
Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry
#45
My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
Ty I thought that said "I hole my life" 100% serious I was so confused XD
Load More Replies... Pedro Becker 8 years ago
LoL I used to write notes with Legos! Not angsty stuff, but usually wrote them and left them over to tell my parents I was at a friends' house.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Kids a little dramatic. Wait till your an adult you would love to be grounded. Sounds relaxing...
#46
Lego Stripper Ron Swanson?
#49
Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today
#50
Pure Evil
Hans 9 years ago
Why? The sting will startle you, stopping you from putting full weight on the foot on the Lego.
Angelle WEBB 9 years ago
You don't need the pin. Lego already hurts way more! (According to one of these posts it hurts more than stepping on hot coals.
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