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Funny & Lame Pick-Up Lines
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Funny & Lame Pick-Up Lines

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At SugarDaters, largest sugar daddy platform in Scandinavia, we value dating with respect. A bit of humour, however, never harmed anyone. We asked our Sugar Babes what was the funniest pick-up lines they had been subjected to throughout their lives. After gathering hundreds of funny pick-up lines, we asked our members to rate them from 1 to 5. Here are the average scores from our 974 respondents across Europe.

#1 I know I am not the most handsome guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you

#2 Do you have 2€ so I can buy you a coffee?

#3 I named my dick “the truth”, because bitches cannot handle it.

#4 You have nice legs, do you know when they open?

#5 (To a woman with a baby:) Drop it! I will make another one for you

#6 They call me the milky way because I’m pleasure you can’t measure

#7 If you were in McDonald’s, you would be the McNifique

#8 Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight

#9 I’ll treat you like my homework: slam you on the table and do you all night long.

#10 Do you like water? So you already like 70% of me.

#11 I’m new in town, could you show me where you live?

#12 Does it happen to have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

#14 Hey do you want to play hot dog with me? Can I play the sausage role ?

#15 Hey kitten, do you have an owner?

#16 I think my phone has a problem… Your number is missing

#17 Hey is your name Google? Because you are everything I am looking for.

#18 Is your father a thief? Because he stole all stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.

#19 Is your father a terrorist? Because you are a bomb.

#20 Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

#21 Do you have a lighter? Oh you don’t smoke… But I got on fire!

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#22 Do you have a map? Because I lost myself in your eyes.

Your ass is so nice it’s a shame you have to sit on it.

#23 You know…if I would be you, I would have sex with me

Do you believe in love at 1st sight or should I walk in again?

#24 Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

#25 I can bet with you that my bank account is longer than your phone number.. Wanna compare?

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Jespren Ray
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually think a few of these are good, or at least they would have made me laugh and pay attention to the fellow. (Most are atrociously bad).

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Jespren Ray
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually think a few of these are good, or at least they would have made me laugh and pay attention to the fellow. (Most are atrociously bad).

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