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Being a kid has so many perks - starting with the fact that you don't really have to worry about such things as rent or dinner and ending with an unspoiled imagination that can take you wherever you want. And dreaming can also lead to learning about your future dream job, whether it'd be being a dog, a mailbox, a ninja or Batman, we've all had some crazy plans for our future. Some of them are totally doable, while others, sadly, not so much.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the craziest and funniest life goals that these smart kids had planned for themselves, and it's the best! We sure are jealous about some of their futures, though we'd rather skip the one about being a potato.

Does your funny kid have any cute or hilarious life goals? Or maybe you yourself had some incredible plans? Add your picture with adorable things kids say about their future to the list and don't forget to vote!

#1

Chris's Dreams

Chris's Dreams

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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10 years ago

Dream big, kid......... When I was 5 I wanted to be a giraffe X3

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    #2

    All You Need

    All You Need

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    Anya Spyker
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Same, kid. Same.

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    #3

    Totally Me

    Totally Me

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    Doge_Is_Derpy
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I'm more worried for David :/ but I agree with you Albert tis my dream !

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    #4

    A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

    A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

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    10 years ago

    She's got this all planned out

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    #5

    Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

    Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

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    Doge_Is_Derpy
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    AMAZING DREAM!!! BELIVE IN YOURSELF AND JUST DO IT

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    #6

    I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

    I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Logical one. Live long and prosper, kid.

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    #7

    Because Why Not

    Because Why Not

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    MVH1
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Me, too.

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    #8

    Simplicity

    Simplicity

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    Elizabeth Chan
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    XD

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    #9

    Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

    Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

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    Karasi Mills
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Not fake. This has been circulating for a long time. The mom was selling shovels at Home Depot during a snow storm.

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    #10

    Bright Future

    Bright Future

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    mackenzie todd
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Oh my! I hope that does not happen to any one

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    #11

    Student's Predicted Future

    Student's Predicted Future

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    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Right on!

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    #12

    He Has A Plan

    He Has A Plan

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    Leo Sjölander
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    The Swedish dream

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    #13

    Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

    Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

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    Andrew Lampe
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I am a potato

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    #14

    When I Grow Up

    When I Grow Up

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    Carey Mcclure
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Yep, about the time you hit menopause.

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    #15

    Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

    Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

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    karenza
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    and then die happy?

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    #16

    Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

    Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

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    ElinaTheAwesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I had a laugh attack

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    #17

    When I Grow Up

    When I Grow Up

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    Lindsay Ropiak
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    You're hired!

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    #18

    I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

    I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

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    Tamra Smith
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Sounds lovely. I hope he gets his wish.

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    #19

    I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

    I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

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    Lindsay Ropiak
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    There is a black Spider-Man character. My kid mentions him once in a while. He wears a black costume.

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    #20

    My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

    My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

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    ElinaTheAwesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I want a dinosaur too

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    #21

    This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

    This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

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    Awkward dog
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I want to know what the one question for his teacher was lol

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    #22

    Life Goals

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    Kateřina Sedláková
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    When I was his age I was sure I'd end up in a brick factory in my hometown. Now I teach foreigners' kids my mother language and laugh at the similarities of our childhood perspectives.

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    #23

    Puppies

    Puppies

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    ElinaTheAwesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    If I were reading Bored Panda, I would... PUPPIES!

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    #24

    My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

    My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

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    Rhon
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This sounds sad, like a child who doesn't get enough food

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    #25

    My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

    My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Seriously, what's up with those 100 years future questions... I mean, yes, people get to live 100 years and more, but that's still unusual.

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    #26

    Lovely Plan

    Lovely Plan

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I like that innocent smile combined with that text.

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    #27

    I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

    I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

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    Awkward dog
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well that's an odd age to start cutting your own foodXD

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    #28

    Dreams

    Dreams

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    Callie Giffin
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    What age was this child their writing is very beat

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    #29

    My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

    My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

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    Auburn Skies
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    don't bother kid. i still haven't finished the game.

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    #30

    Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

    Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

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    Anastasya
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    An epic wish XD

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    #31

    The Variety

    The Variety

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    Tamra Smith
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Assuming Kayla means firefighter, only one of these kids wants to be something other than a fictional character. Oh well, they might as well dream while they are young.

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    #32

    The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

    The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

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    Pemberton
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Is it a child's equivalent of bringing a magazine to a toilet?

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    #33

    This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

    This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Damn you Loch Ness monster! This is my Three Fifty!

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    #34

    I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

    I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

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    iamthemockingjay_rainbowdash
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    And so shall you be on every full moon after you were bitten by Fenrir Greyback. But beware child! The brightest witch of our age once said that you would not know what you were doing, you would even kill your own best friend if you got the chance. But you can temporarily prevent these savage outbursts. Just go to your local Potions Master and ask for a Wolfsbane Potion. This should help.

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    #35

    Pro Soccer Player

    Pro Soccer Player

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That's oddly specific.

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    #36

    Dream Job

    Dream Job

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    Lindsay Ropiak
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Mama is a hero :)

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    #37

    Werewolf

    Werewolf

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    ElinaTheAwesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Remus Lupin, anybody?

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    #38

    Dream Job

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    Karin Fern
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    at least she is tidy..start her own cleaning business!

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    #39

    6-Year-Old Career Planning

    6-Year-Old Career Planning

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    Pemberton
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Vet + engineer... I can't help imagining some robot cats or dogs... like the cat flying plane or something I saw on the internet several years ago.

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    Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

    Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    took me a minute to figure out the psalm six . . . . p.s. I am six.

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    #41

    Who Doesn't?

    Who Doesn't?

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I used to wish on stars to be a potato.

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    #42

    This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

    This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I can see his point. It's a fun one.

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    #43

    Cheese Cutter

    Cheese Cutter

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It was good up to "cheese cutter".

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    #44

    When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

    When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

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    Michelle Mendoza
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is my favorite game!