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Jimmy Fallon Invites People To Share The Funniest Things They Heard Kids Say, They Deliver (30 Tweets)
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It's well-recorded in history that kids are a source of unpolished gold. From hilarious little sayings, cheeky one-liners, and mischievous observations to anything like unintended puns or solid wisdom nuggets, children are cracking jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
So, when Jimmy Fallon announced his hashtag #KidQuotes challenge on Twitter, there was no question that it would get some darn funny stories. “Parmesan cheese is like glitter for spaghetti” is just one out of many hilarious examples. Sit back and tune in for the most comical tweets below, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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I would have peed myself in the pews. That is hilarious!
Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.
But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags? Pandas, tell us what you think in the comments!
This is how I am feeling about 2020. This year just needs to fuck right off.
I remember when my daughter was about 6, she had just had a bath and pulled the plug out. I walked away to get something and I could hear her saying “whee, whee, whee”, I went back and she is there sliding backwards and forwards in the slippery bath. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “I’m ice skating.......on my butt”. Omg I cracked up laughing.
That’s actually a good way to describe it, better than pins and needles.
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Our daughter stumbled and hit her foot against the curb last week, her reaction "Ouch! Oh man, that was my favorite foot"
Best one yet 🤣🤣👍
My all-time favourite was a little kid leaving Science camp. His dad said "How was it?" Kid goes "It was awesome! Except for the explosions. There were no explosions."
I mean, they're not wrong...
This happened about 20 years ago and it still makes me laugh: I was in the grocery store when I hear some poor beleaguered mom yell, "ANGELO, PUT THAT EGGPLANT DOWN!" I turned to see a little 3-year-old holding an eggplant over his head, running around the produce section, howling, "WHEEoooohWHEEoooohhhhh!"
But why?
Because 3 years old.
Why not?
My guess: the eggplant above the head is the light of a police car (or firetruck or ambulance or something like that) and the sound he makes is the siren
Our daughter stumbled and hit her foot against the curb last week, her reaction "Ouch! Oh man, that was my favorite foot"
Best one yet 🤣🤣👍
My all-time favourite was a little kid leaving Science camp. His dad said "How was it?" Kid goes "It was awesome! Except for the explosions. There were no explosions."
I mean, they're not wrong...
This happened about 20 years ago and it still makes me laugh: I was in the grocery store when I hear some poor beleaguered mom yell, "ANGELO, PUT THAT EGGPLANT DOWN!" I turned to see a little 3-year-old holding an eggplant over his head, running around the produce section, howling, "WHEEoooohWHEEoooohhhhh!"
But why?
Because 3 years old.
Why not?
My guess: the eggplant above the head is the light of a police car (or firetruck or ambulance or something like that) and the sound he makes is the siren