Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones
InterviewIntroversion is a personality trait characterized by a focus on internal feelings rather than on external sources of stimulation. But the thing about introverts is that you don’t have to tell them they are introverts. Quite on the contrary, introverts have been very well aware of the fact since the dawn of time, or rather the second grade when they realized they preferred spending time with two friends max rather than a large group.
The best part of being an introvert is how well we can relate to fellow introverts without uttering a word. There’s this shared understanding of our existence we have in common, which makes us both laugh and cry, and then laugh again.
If you're wondering if you’re one of this crowd who doesn’t enjoy crowds, pull your seat closer, because today we wrapped up some of the funniest introvert memes shared on this Facebook page. Titled “Introvert Memes,” the group is home to 107.5k self-confessed introverts who totally relate to the content shared here. Scroll down for our selection of the memes below!
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Or just having to be "on". Having to interact with people, even people you like and care about. The energy expenditure of just being around other people can absolutely drain me sometimes.
I chose to leave a field of work after several years for this reason. Loved it, went to school to be qualified for it, but just couldn't take the amount of time it required me to be "on" which I didn't anticipate. Or rather, didn't anticipate the toll doing so would take on me. Have since realized I've always been introverted and am much more suited to solitary work
Load More Replies...I'm currently a librarian. I get paid to tell people to be quiet, and it's great.
Yes. I wish they wouldn't use that term. Anti-social refers to a serious personality disorder characterized by sociopathic behavior. Nothing AT ALL to do with introversion, which is simply a normal part of the personality spectrum.
Load More Replies...I soicalise alot and I don't have a tolerance for these kinds of people. This made no sense.
Exactly. If you choose not to spend time with other people because you think everyone else in the world is stupid and causes drama, then yeah, you're antisocial not an introvert. It's such a narcissist thing to say. "Everyone else is fake, but I alone am a real intelligent person". Extroverts hate stupid, fake people too. Superior introverts who think they're better than everyone else for hiding in their rooms all day are just as bad.
Load More Replies...We often hear the terms “introvert” and “extrovert” when referring to human personalities, so this theory of two opposites is very popular. Individuals like to define themselves as belonging to one of the groups, which reflects in their behavior and lifestyle choices. But since there is an abundance of information, both accurate and not so much, surfing online about the subject, we reached out to an expert.
When my brother gets in trouble, he can’t go out with friends or play video games. When I get in trouble, my parents take away my books and force me to hang out with people.
However I got many books in my phone. Nobody takes my books away from me physical or digital
Load More Replies...LOL! I did actually get grounded out of my bedroom once as a teen. It was miserable!!!!
To punish me my Mother used to make me sit in the garden as I never left my room lol
when I get in trouble, my parents send me to my room but it makes no difference since i’m always in my room lol
But still the same anxiety and awkward social skills.
Load More Replies...God that's such an embarrassing situation. Or I hate when people are wearing small earbuds and they're having a conversation with someone else and you think they're talking to you.
Decades ago, an expensive car pulled into the driveway in front of my husband and I. The window rolls down and it’s Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. Paul smiles broadly and waves at us. We are beaming and our hands start to go up to wave back just as we realize he’s waving at the couple on the sidewalk behind us.
Bored Panda spoke with Helen Marlo, a licensed clinical psychologist and Jungian psychoanalyst who provides psychotherapy, psychoanalysis, and consultation. Helen is also a Professor of Clinical Psychology and the Department Chair at Notre Dame de Namur University and she shared some very interesting thoughts about extroverted and introverted minds and how their perspectives differ.
Marlo explained that the key difference between introverts and extroverts is in the characteristic and distinctive ways they direct and use consciousness and, consequently, how their attitude of consciousness impacts their psychic energy.
“An individual who becomes energized when their consciousness is oriented towards internal sources exhibits a more dominant introverted attitude while an individual who is energized when directing consciousness to external sources exhibits a more dominant extroverted attitude,” she explained the main difference.
Absolutely - just went through this after three social events in two days. Did nothing but crossword puzzles.
No it's fine. Lockdown was really the best thing to happen to me. If it wasn't for all the stress it was causing others I would love things to continue. Boy all my appointments were over the phone it was wonderful.
Load More Replies...I need a lockdown again...or every 3mths, because the fear of going back to the office to see and talk to people is crippling. I wanna stay inside my house and work.
A little extra funny with this is that Anna is an extrovert and Elsa is an introvert
Wish I could’ve enjoyed it but unfortunately I was an essential person
I couldn’t enjoy it because I have two siblings, living in a three bedroom house
Load More Replies...Sometimes it’s just nice to sit and share silence, without feeling the need to fill it with talking. Silence isn’t a need for talking, it also isn’t a sign of not liking each other, it’s a sign you’re comfortable enough with each other to enjoy being together without having to be constantly chattering
My Mom & I. I go visit her every August. We basically hang out & read.
Moreover, according to Marlo, “extroverts, who obtain more gratification from sources outside themselves, especially human interactions, are frequently described as more social, gregarious, community-minded, and oriented towards group activities.” Meanwhile, “introverts, who obtain more gratification from sources inside themselves, are typically described as more introspective, reflective, solitary, and oriented towards individual pursuits.”
What is less known about this theory of human personality is that it does not simply divide people as being either introverts or extroverts, and that it’s complex, contrary to common belief. “Rather, everyone has extroverted and introverted sides, which fall on a continuum. Jung’s theory of typology, for example, describes how the typological attitudes of introversion and extroversion interrelate with the psychic functions of intuition, sensation, thinking, and feeling, which influence how we gather information and make decisions, respectively,” Marlo explained.
HOW?!? it may not be illegal here in florida... just asking for a freind..
Anything that makes sense is illegal in Florida and vice versa.
Load More Replies...To those screaming animal abuse. I've seen these lovable dunderheads pick up bricks and rocks just for fun. Pits have very strong teeth and jaws. Just holding the brick up isn't going to hurt him as much as you think. Plus he looks like he is having fun. I love all animals but this is definitely a good boy. Means the guy who raised him isn't as bad as he may seem. And he doesn't look malnourished or anything.
The Pits in our family love to carry huge rocks, chunks of cement and massive logs. I've seen one of ours jump into a 3 foot deep creek, submerge his head and come up with a big rock in his mouth. I love that dog.
Load More Replies...Goodest boi ever! Extra treats if you can Bark then drop, so they're looking up!
I must be evil. That just made me laugh. And I needed a good laugh just about now.
Load More Replies...Ok but I feel bad for the dog, the bricks probably hurt his teeth :(
He got a brick in his mouth lol. His face is a bit stretched there
Load More Replies...For people complaining about dog abuse there is no proof that a dog was actually trained to do this. First there are lists of post of dogs picking up and chewing rocks, bricks and stones on their own and their owners searching for help on getting their dogs to stop, so this may be untrained behavior. Second. The earliest post of this picture I could find was reposted picks by January 2nd 2001 on a dog Lovers Philippines Facebook post https://m.facebook.com/groups/453878384701116/permalink/3870669423021978/ it quickly went viral under the caption of or some variation of “Does your dog bite? Oh no, he throws bricks.” Before this caption about the owner training the dog and being arrested came around. (I know they could possibly be related. With the arrest coming later but I could not find any official report or reputable article about the arrest.)
There's one plant I would like to discuss more than others can you guess from my name?
You talk to the dog, no inter human conversation required
Load More Replies...The Jungian psychoanalyst said that “the introverted and extroverted attitudes and these psychic functions intersect with the panoply of inner figures in one’s personality, such as the persona and shadow, which impacts how they are expressed.” This is one reason why generalizations about the personality and activities of introverts and extroverts often do not fit into simple categories, Marlo argues.
“While the personality traits and activities ascribed to introverts and extroverts have some validity, frequently, such characterizations are overgeneralized and simplistic. For example, a frequent overgeneralization is that extroverts are not introspective or reflective while introverts are not social nor relate well to others,” she told Bored Panda.
I've learned to smile and walk around - eventually I'll bump into someone who is dong the same!
Lol I had a party from work I had to go to and only knew one collegue. Could drive with him. Stuck to him like glue. Normally we don't talk much. One guy wanted to talk to him. He said: Do you mind if I borrow him from you for a minute?
Load More Replies...Eat and drink your fill, thank the host, then go home and be grateful for the free meal.
And then I worry I'm being too clingy so I sit alone in a corner...
"There's no [foofoofloofy] here. I'm...Pablo! Pablo Jones. Nice talking to you. Goodbye now!" *jumps into trashcan*
Load More Replies...I understand him.
not long ago I had to live with people...and it was difficult for me. I went far into the field to enjoy solitude. 289770614_...d27d85.jpg
I am an artist, perhaps this professional reciprocity with space is a big plus for me, as an introvert. About time, the picture didn't really change much for me. But still, the need to take a walk in the park or go shopping, go to the theater - this was not possible, and the restrictions themselves were very uncomfortable. Any non-voluntary restriction suppresses us.
Load More Replies...Friends are overrated. They are always bothering you wanting to do things. No thanks.
I liked the post about an introvert woman that was invited to a Halloween party and she said she was going as Amelia Earhart and never showed up.
“I’m on my way” - No, I’m not, and I won’t be. Something’s getting ready to come up that will make me have to cancel at the last minute, or maybe after that. I just have to figure out what it’s going to be.
When asked whether we are born introverts or we become them later in life, Marlo said that research finds that introversion and extroversion are, generally, a combination of factors. These factor include “what we are born with, along with what we experience in life, including influential relationships, our social and cultural world, life circumstances, stressors, and traumas.”
Me thinking that they're just being polite and they actually hate me
Knowing they do hate you because when you start saying something they interrupt and start talking.
Load More Replies...Being a cynical old dog, I'll always assume there is an angle I'm not seeing and be cautious. From experience, this is true 80% of the time.
Not a problem i have. It has been 27 years since the last time I was offered a compliment.
Well then I compliment you on your posts. I don't know how to take the odd compliment.
Load More Replies...I complimented a woman on her dress this morning, couldn't help it, beautiful colour and cut hadn't seen anything like it. Was really glad I did, she'd made it herself and was a bit anxious about it, and her friend said "see, I told you!"
I think it's so great to compliment people (genuine compliments!)... Complimented a woman at the train station on her beautiful blouse last week; she was so happy and said it made her day. It's amazing to make other people smile and feel good about themselves.
Load More Replies...I've had a best friend for over 20 years that listens to, laughs with, and loves me - so precious.
I like the expressions on their faces getting a photo. The dogs are like "what? 🙂" and the cat is like "I know why you're doing it, Sarah. Stop it".
I'm different and moved around a lot always found one or a few different in different ways, we cluster.
OMG! No you cannot call me! Who makes phone calls? Just leave a voice mail, which i haven't checked since 2004.
I've had my current phone for almost 3 years and I still haven't set up my voicemail
Load More Replies...Every time I recognize the number on the caller-id as someone I know, I yell, "God dammit!".
I watch it ring idgaf. If it's important they'll leave a voicemail or shoot a text. Even leave me a voice memo on whatssapp idc don't ambush me. People are like sorry for taking so long to answer... dude it's been barely 6 hours, the concept of texting is that you can answer whenever you want even in 2 weeks, unless it starts with URGENT
Load More Replies...I tell them they can call all they want, that's no guarantee I'm going to answer.....
If you're not in my Contacts you're leaving a voice mail thanks to "Silence Unknown Callers".
Ew phone calls are the bane of my existence. Like ordering food over the phone.
You can call me all you like. I make NO guarantee that I will ever answer, though.
i can relate. my younger neighbor does this everyday. I'm usually at work/school when she asks this, and it's heartbreaking to tell her no :(
Good news to all the fellow introverts! There are tremendous benefits of being one, Marlo assured us. She explained: “The consciousness of introverts, relative to extroverts, is more primed to absorb, reflect upon, analyze, endow meaning, and organize external material from fellow human beings as well as the objects of our external world.”
Moreover, introverts help to make our relationships, with others and ourselves, as well as the events of the external world more meaningful! “Introverts enable us to learn from our experiences by inspiring reflection. Moreover, introverted attention fosters creativity, and when met with extroverted consciousness, it inspires innovation,” the psychoanalyst concluded.
I can talk myself out of doing pretty much anything that involves effort to get dressed.
So true why is getting dressed the hardest part sometimes?
Load More Replies...So relatable! I'm just glad that my good friends know me and know not to take it personally.
This is literally me right now and the plans are to go spend the night at my sister's with just the two dogs. She's with my dad at the College World Series and her teens are at their dad's. I volunteered. I'm so dumb. It's 12 miles away. I'll be home by 9a but, good Lord, I don't wanna go. Hahaha
I have multiple sclerosis AND I'm an introvert. Even when I am feeling sociable, my body says "nope, gonna skate". sigh
I somehow always mentally make myself super nauseous right before I have to get ready 🤣
Mine is 'I showing covid symptoms' wrong but desperate times call for desperate measures
Me at a friend’s house: I didn’t know you had a dog! *immediately ignores the friend to pet the dog*
And you do that funny 'dog' voice and ask them 'how they are' and do they 'like their bellies rubbed.' You'll soon find an audience surrounding you of people finally realizing that you do talk, are sweet and funny, and love animals.
The lion inside of me has been eaten by the beluga whale of depression
Lions sleep 16-20 hours a day. So even real lions don't want to get up, let alone my inner lion.
This is me! Once told my friend this "its not that I dont like you but I just spent a day with you, so I wont be talking to you for the next three days. I need to charge my social battery again"
Yup. I am always shocked when I see people going out both nights of the weekend. That would probably kill me.
It says everything I'm feeling in one simple statement
Load More Replies...Fair enough! Everyone needs time for themselves, it's very important!!
Did this last weekend....couldn't join the family lunch. Had prior arrangements.
My brain: wanna see this? Me: umm actually not rea- My brain: and away we go!!
And thinking about all of the bad things that could happen the next day.
Aka the nightmare you had last night and the time you were crazy in pre k
There is only one answer to this question: existential crisis and staying home
Wow, this comment made me realise that I'm having an existential crisis
Load More Replies...This is inaccurate. You don't eat at a social event. You need to watch the food and wait until enough extroverts eat then you move in. It's like hunting except there's no actual hunting and you're the one that's scared.
idk i grab food to eat and then go (did i grab too much food? do i look messy when i eat? everybody’s watching me help)
Load More Replies...As a social introvert I actively and happily participate in conversations, but after a bit I start feeling drained. Love it, but it's exausting. If it lasts several hours, and involves several people, I will need almost a week to recover the energy and will for another social activity. Thankfully my friends and family know me and are happy to have me when I'm feeling good to go.
Same but I tend to eat more than I talk so I have a reason not to interact with anyone before I leave
Wow. More like something in kindergarten. Or at least five years.
This is why being immortal would suck. Remembering that time 400 years ago when the clerk said enjoy your stay and you said "And you as well"
I had a brief writing career 25 years ago. I often re-edit my articles in my head...
Can't tell you the number of times extroverts don't listen to anyone but themselves so I don't even bother anymore.
When I first heard the phrase 'resting b***h face', I was so happy to know that I am normal.
Actually it seems to be in my genes. My dad told me how his great grandparents told his mom that the family reputation had "always" been well-established as angry-looking. My bitchy resting face is a family-trait that goes at least 200 years back
I have a resting b***h face when it comes to my brother and dads jokes…
Load More Replies...Ok but cat. Cats are worth talking about. No sleep, only cat.
Cat. No sleep. No awake. No life. Only cat.
Load More Replies...By someone do you mean the person lying in bed with you? Or do you sleep at coffee shops, parties, and work meetings?
Me when my son comes into my room, after my bedtime, to tell me about some game he’s playing. On another topic, the people must be always thinking that their cat is d ead.
I hate to ignore my son, because i love him so, but sometimes it's hard to stay awake through his stories.
Load More Replies...Exactly. Someone saying they don't know how to ask for help, may be depressed rather than introvert. It implies they may want help, and probably need.
Load More Replies...Well when you have asked for help numerous times and didn't get any you learn not to bother anymore.
Exactly. And this happens a lot when you're usually independent. While constantly whining people receive help stat as soon as they ask for it.
Load More Replies...Exactly. It's not hurting anyone except for yourself in cases where asking for help would have been easier.
Load More Replies...I'm an introvert who knows how to ask for help. I also rarely ask for help because most help is useless.
I don't even need to be alone.. my sister thinks I'm I freak. I think I'm frckn hilarious
After seeing your other comments on this forum... I certainly think you're right!! :)
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pre rehearse how I think all the conversations will go while mouthing them with my thoughts. Usually this act will start to drastically increase my anxiety. Happens even in a drive thru.
I remember anything that I have read and all my stuff is basically comedy so I always die when I remember it
I can relate, I used to be introverted, but after joining the military it was trained out of me. I still love alone-time, but don't feel uncomfortable engaging anymore.
Load More Replies...About 5 people is the best group size for me. Too many people and I stress out and/or can't participate in the conversation. Not enough people and I worry about awkward silences or being expected to speak
I (a real introvert and not a poser) sees this and admits that it says “work very hard to make me happy and MAYBE we can be friends”. No one is worth that much work if they don’t offer anything in reciprocity.
You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!!
Load More Replies...My daughter was asking about my university life (it's on the horizon for her). I told her that in my first year I decided to reinvent myself. I joined clubs and music groups, went to parties, and made new friends. I then needed the rest of my university life to get over it and dropped out of everything except study and choirs. "And then you needed another 38 years to make sure you were really over it," she pointed out (non-judgmentally - she's introverted as well).
Then go home! I LOVE being an adult that I don't have to stay anywhere that's not to my liking.
I was supposed to go to a party today but I got diagnosed with COVID so now I can't. I was looking forward to it too because I was gonna make dragon cookies.
I have seriously considered telling people I have COVID just so I can get out of having to leave my home.
Load More Replies...Wrong. Someone will always love you, regardless of what attitude you have, what looks you have or what you do. I'm serious. Even if you really don't believe it, it's true. :>
Once upon a time my mom was watching a show featuring "chubby chasers," men attracted to women 100+ overweight. I was/am quite fat. Mom turns to me and says "See, there's someone out there for you." Dad then chimes in, "I've been saying for years, it's her personality, not her weight." Dad does know me well
Are you related to the Goodmans? Link in case that reference means nothing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmYpJMOPMKs
Load More Replies...And that's fine. I live my life the way I want and not to win some arbitrary person's affections.
Happened twice this week - when will I learn to stop wearing my heart on my sleeve.
It depends. Some people may deal with some form of depression but think they are introvert. Then, when they finally do speak to someone, they may overstate because all of their stuff needs to come out that they otherwise kept inside of them.
Load More Replies...Here's an old one: how can you tell an introverted mathematician from an extroverted one? The latter looks at someone else's shoes while riding the subway.
I had an introverted collegue. He didn't say a word. I didn't say a word. Added him on Facebook. So funny. Hey you're talking for hours online too!
Load More Replies...My friend was joking about how they have no friendships. I asked about me and they said I’m their pet. I have been adopted.
That’s me! There was this super shy girl who never talked, and me and my friend adopted her and actually made her laugh a few times!
Load More Replies...Why yes, Aizawa and Mic are the duo. One wants to sleep, the other wants to talk.
Yes. Aizawa and mic are the best! Are you a miczawa shipper? If not that's ok, but who do you ship?
Load More Replies...Mine adopted me in kindergarten 🤣 we've been best friends for like 20 years now
Yep, accurate. I married an extrovert. Wherever we go, he's the one who pulls me into all people interactions.
Maybe that's how serial killers are made? They're just introverts who kept being bothered by other people, so they killed them just to get some damn peace and quiet! 🤔
Ive actually thought about that. Some people just want to be left alone and society pushes buttons until it drives them insane.
Load More Replies...Honestly I would want the power of healing. I would love to be able to take people's pain and suffering away and it would be a bonus if you could use the power on yourself as well.
Shapeshifting. It's invisibility, flight, being any animal you want and being able to be attractive ect all in one
I want teleportation!! That way I can have a quick getaway from any situation I don't like.
I'm an introvert and want the power of flight, because it would be beautiful and fun; it would help distract me from all my problems.
Does anyone know if this is a real painting? And, is so, the name of it and the artist? I really like it
Found it!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CLu1pyNhHX0/
Load More Replies...I want to breathe underwater. you could swim away from all your problems.
Controlling time. I could stop time and just sleep how long I want, always be on time in anything, could check the coming lottery numbers etc, cheat on as many tests I desire, make epic pranks on my enemies and maybe if I have the energy, I'd prevent some horrific accidents or assassinate evil dictators... And most importantly, if I say something incredibly stupid (which is often), I can just go back in time and re-do it!
transformation. i'd basically be the shapeshifter in amoung us but without the killing
That's me, usually about 20 minutes later, sometimes the next day in the shower. I even rehearse my response. I've never been able to use it though, the perfect comeback. I'm about tired of all of this stuff and I'm about to take my filter off. It's going to shock some people, the ones that think I'm a doormat anyway. Looks like I might be alienating people. Ask me if I care.
There's an old expression, "The Wisdom of the Staircase", originally from the French, I think. Sums it up very well.
I feel like I have to do these mental gymnastics just waking up in the morning to tell myself to get out of bed.
This is more a "shy" thing than an "introvert" thing. The two do not always exist in tandem.
Was just ging to say that. I am an introvert but I can talk to anybody if I feel the need to.
Load More Replies...This is why it’s good to have weird friends. You do the weird together.
That's the secret password! Now i get to watch KOTH again yayy!!
Load More Replies...My parents sent me into the backyard when I misbehaved. No, for real, they did.
Definitely not an introvert, but sending me to my room was the best punishment I could wish for.
I was once falsely incarcerated and put into solitary confinement. It was the perfect place, in my mind, versus being in the general population. However, when the guards began to suspect I preferred it, they quickly placed me back into the general population.
This reminds me of citrus after yuzu meets mei the show was weird do not recommend
My extroverted daughter and extroverted son-in-law have a baby and I'm hoping for an introvert!
then you must not be a person, cause right now I'm doing pretty good.
Oh. Yes. You. Can. And for the record, it's the best feeling in the world.
So much yes. Always needed to hide in a different room for a bit in the afternoon
Load More Replies...Stranger things. It's a show on Netflix. A really good show, I might add :)
Load More Replies...Me yesterday at social security office...no thanks I'll make an appointment.
Im the exact opposite.i will tell jokes, mess around,and chat to half the people there
I've done that several times and embarrassed myself LOL
Load More Replies...I always try to say no worries, you're welcome and end up saying your problem ugh!
I always felt this way when someone complimented my dog. Like "thanks, I made him myself?"
Barber: what are you doing for living? Me: I work in an office. And you?
Sales associate: "Welcome to our store!" Me: "I'm fine thanks, you too!"
whenever someone asks if your dying just say "only on the inside". it's smooth.
I say "not fast enough".. that ends the convo quick.
Load More Replies...The only problem is making friends
Load More Replies...A lot of stand-up comics are introverts and or depressed. Comedy and jokes are way of covering for that I think. Comedy has always helped me.
Oof called out. Once a guy told me I seemed really cool, and I said, "Thanks it's the depression." He did not laugh.
Thanks to my dark sense of humour, I've been sent to recommended therapists WAY too often
True. I make depression and suicide jokes and everyone thinks I need to be in a mental hospital
Bring a book. Having a book is always effective. Especially if it's something really obscure that nobody would have read. Nobody will bother you, and nobody will talk to you about it. You don't even have to read it. Just stare at it, and occasionally flip pages.
Well if I bring a book, I'd better choose a good one I actually want to read, and make the whole thing a perfect introvert moment.
Load More Replies...I love going to lunch alone. It feels so empowering and also the company is great.
I used to be off of work on Mondays, and I'd go to a local bakery that would make a good cappuccino and numerous tasty treats (muffins, bars, cookies, breads, macarons, pies, croissants...etc) I'd order my previously -mentioned coffee beverage and a lil treat, and bring my sketchbook, and draw for hours...99% of the time I was left alone!
External reaction: I'm cool with it. Internal reaction: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!!!!
The way I see it, if you act like you're doing this on purpose, people will believe it!
I used to fancy myself the brooding poet back in the day (before cellphones) and always had a notebook with me, taking notes and coming up with awesome opening lines for poems that still remain unfinished. Some of my best days involved me, that notebook, and endless coffees alone on a sunny patio *sigh*
When I lived in Scotland I lived a village with 8 houses, and it was directly on a sea loch. 90 miles from a stop light, 90 miles from a McDonalds. My best friend there was 3. We had some amazing conversations, in gibberish. I miss it terribly.
Looks like it might be for sheep or something. Don't worry
Load More Replies...A smidge more above sea level please as I cannot withstand a tsunami or even tread water 15 minutes.
Yes please! Is there a waiting list? Lottery drawing? Essay contest?? What will it take it be chosen to go there??
Why would anyone downvote this? Come on, people!
Load More Replies...I am not an introvert, but one year a vendor wanted to take me out for my birthday. I deliberately chose a place that does not do birthday cakes. He had a bakery deliver one.
When you make eye contact and they start moving over towards you… let’s just say that your anxiety isn’t good…
Just walk like you are really really angry. No one will talk to ya! Problemo solved!!
And they stop at the exit and start talking to someone else, who you also know. Talk for decades..
Pro tip: Pull out your phone and pretend to be talking to someone important. If you make eye contact nod and quickly walk away.
Upvoted for the handstand. Although, it must look somewhat obscene from outside.
Where can I buy one of these vests? And do they come in human sizes? 🤨
That image on the right is my friends dog. His name is Stormy and he had wicked anxiety issues. He was a good boi!
WOW. I remember this image being tossed around on facefooook 10+ years ago when I was a teen and I had at least one pregnant sister....still relatable
My friend always asked me how I'm calm no matter what happens. Accidents gunshots anything. I told him " Oh I've thought about way worse in my head. This is about a 2 on the scale of 'wtf' which has happened in my head"
It's a 50/50 chance on wether or not I'm gonna be shy with a new person. I mess with my hair all the time too
Load More Replies...God I still do this with the hair nets at work and im in my 30s..
Still at 30 I always find something to fiddle with when I sit and have a conversation with anyone
I have to factor in as much time as possible to recover from the input. It usually is a minimum of 4 to 5 hours from getting home to having any chance of being grounded enough to even think of getting to bed..... So many days watching the sunrise of the next one and I was home by 10 :-/
black kitty! orange is asleep, and the brown is cheating
Load More Replies...Yeah, I am going to the most remote place where No one can reach me without hiking without a helicopter. (Locks house doors and close curtains)
Can I come with you? I promise that I won’t talk to you at all.
Load More Replies...For me it's online crossword puzzles and Yahtzee. With quick-fire crosswords, I completely flatline; with Yahtzee, I can zone out with music.
I just spent 2 glorious days alone after a year of school and taking care of other people. Edibles were taken, tzatziki was scarfed. I just reclined naked in front of my fan and watched cartoons, I am so happy right now.
Away from annoying people who would feel compelled to tell you "oH nO yOu'Re BeAutIfUl"...
People don't say this about me because sometimes I just scream randomly.
Yeah, that happened when I was in highschool. For at least two years I basically stopped talking to anyone because I was tired of other kids making fun of me and figured if I acted like they weren't there they'd leave me the hell alone. Then in Year 11 when I realised we'd gotten past that stage, I suddenly opened up. My classmates were pretty astonished. "Wow, she talks! She even has a sense of humour!"
I got angry at someone in the Assisted Living Center I live in, ( another resident was being very mean) and yelled at her in the common area. ( It was a very worthy yell y'all , she used the n word on a nurses aide) the whole noisy, boisterous place went silent. The head lady says "I didn't even know you COULD get loud!" Yes I'm proud of myself, but I surprised me too.
And your closest friend that only engage when you engage goes: mine! Mine! MINE!
Yes...the rebellion has begun...*curls up on couch, begins reading a book*...
Load More Replies...except for some reason nobody wants to pair up w me so the teacher has to force them in a group w me
Load More Replies...No, I hid under a desk to silently say to my teacher, “please. Please don’t make me go through hell. I’ll do the work of five people.” And then afterwards cry about them not understanding.
I think it's real and suspect one of them is going to lose their head. Oh and maybe mate anyway.
Load More Replies...This is why anonymous secret accounts are a good idea! Like this one, for instance.
Can confirm. I do this to my friends when class is slow, and make that exact face at them waiting for them to see it
But this is not exclusively an introverts reaction. I also do this. And, no, you cannot call me, and sorry, I have to cancel outing today, cause the floor is lava.
I'm wearing my garlic bread socks as I read this. How on Earth did you know??
I liked the post on here that showed a store with two different color shopping baskets. One color for people who wanted help. And another color for people who just wanted to shop and be left alone. I think every store should have that
When this happens, words die in my throat and I slowly back away.
It's possible to be an introvert and not be depressed and/or anxious.
Load More Replies...and then you look in the mirror to long and your face kind of just..
That's actually kind of nice. Lone women do get paranoid walking by themselves thinking someone may be following.
Load More Replies...No!! They'll just call you back. If it's really important they'll leave you a voicemail you can also ignore.
When you wait for the call to end, go to unlock your phone and at the same time they call back and you accidentally answer. Do you hang up real quick? Or mash the hang up button like a woodpecker?
Load More Replies...also my public speaking skills are off the charts. (never imply which direction though)
I had to pretend that to find a job, and well, ended up finding one where I actually enjoy working with people and act sociable. But that's really exhausting. Don't call me after work or on week-ends.
I can not say that I've ruined them, so much as they never existed in the first place :D
Yeah, I read this and was like, are you supposed to always have notifications?
Load More Replies...Six months ago I got blocked on Facebook by a guy I went to high school with. Don’t care.
Just ask what you want to know because I will stress less with a direct question than a general one
I'm beginning to suspect I'm not an introvert. I'm just a misanthrope.
Yeah, I think there are two types of introverts. The ones longing for social interaction but having anxiety and depression that keeps them from that goal and introverts who chose to be loners cuz people suck and have no trouble communicating that to the outside.
Load More Replies...This, and it doesn't get any better as I'm ageing. Promise myself "never again" but I'll never learn I guess.
Drunk text that you like someone. Then awkwardness when you meet the person. Never again lol.
Load More Replies...And then you go to the Oscars, slap Chris Rock and ruin your career...
Wait until talented people you admire are actually 25 years younger than you.
Oh man, I’d love to, but I have to re-carpet my bathtub and water the rugs today. Maybe next time though!
Not sure why this one is here. Pretty sure this is everyone. Literally.
Them: You can’t just erase people from your life. Me: -erases people from my life- Them: -surprised Pikachu face-
Also when I intentionally and finally press call after days of procrastinating, saying to myself "OK, take a deep breath, let's do this now".
🙋♀️i like to read everything in and act as if I'm going to say something. I told it a million times, and eventually it is no longer relevant to the conversation
That is a key characteristic of introverts, we don't feel the need to say something if it is not necessary.
Load More Replies...I can communicate with the anxious voices in my head! Does that count?
I have strong communication skills in writing (when I can reread and edit multiple times). Does that count?
It's emblematic of introverts that we feel like NPCs in our own lives.
Load More Replies...Me and my introvert friend split duties when we order food. One has to make the call and the other has to get the door.
I'd rather eat a sandwich than order takeaway alone
Load More Replies...Open whatsapp, send location pin. Whatsapp number to press on the intercom to reach me
"I need to use the bathroom. If the waiter comes, this is what I want." -Me, taking my sweet time to really wash my hands while the orders are taken
Me: No worries. I spent an hour looking at the menu online, made my choice, and practiced saying it a dozen times. Actually, one worry. If they're out of my choice, I'm screwed.
So what is it when you’re the first one in all situations, without being depressed? Asking for a friend…
Google Translate tells me that the top text reads “huh…really.” and the bottom text reads “dodo”. XD
I used to play them together everyday because they expressed a deep part of me; now I play them once a week just to reconnect with myself.
I must take the time to brag here for a moment- I have become the master at faking sleep. They'll never catch me. MWAAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Hi! I'm just here to point out that introversion and social anxiety are not the same thing. I know plenty of introverts who are witty, talkative people and just don't have the energy to put up with everyone else.
Oh hey that’s me. People are SHOCKED when I say I’m an introvert because I’m well spoken, funny, and apparently engaging. I just go Home and collapse after that lol
Load More Replies...I cannot be the only introvert tired of people confusing shyness and social anxiety with introversion
Not all introverts are quiet and shy. Introverts get their energy by being alone; extroverts are recharged by social activity. I’m an introvert but I love having small (very small) gatherings at my house—but I am able to be sociable without being awkward.
That's my position...I love social interaction, I just have to plan for the expenditure of energy and the recovery from same.
Load More Replies...As an introvert with severe social anxiety and depression plus add... Why is the world made for extroverts? Why is it "bad" to be an introvert?
The amount of "introverts" (they're clearly socially anxious, not introverts) who are straight up talking about killing people here as a way to deal with their anxiety makes me really glad I finally gave up trying with the two socially anxious people I know. Get help, people.
I have a HUGE problem going somewhere without an actual purpose. Parties, friend visits, etc. I don't have a reason to be there other than to be there. It drives me nuts.
Most of this is describing ✨social anxiety✨ but i mean. i have both so really just people being around me for more than an hour is pure suffering
Hi! I'm just here to point out that introversion and social anxiety are not the same thing. I know plenty of introverts who are witty, talkative people and just don't have the energy to put up with everyone else.
Oh hey that’s me. People are SHOCKED when I say I’m an introvert because I’m well spoken, funny, and apparently engaging. I just go Home and collapse after that lol
Load More Replies...I cannot be the only introvert tired of people confusing shyness and social anxiety with introversion
Not all introverts are quiet and shy. Introverts get their energy by being alone; extroverts are recharged by social activity. I’m an introvert but I love having small (very small) gatherings at my house—but I am able to be sociable without being awkward.
That's my position...I love social interaction, I just have to plan for the expenditure of energy and the recovery from same.
Load More Replies...As an introvert with severe social anxiety and depression plus add... Why is the world made for extroverts? Why is it "bad" to be an introvert?
The amount of "introverts" (they're clearly socially anxious, not introverts) who are straight up talking about killing people here as a way to deal with their anxiety makes me really glad I finally gave up trying with the two socially anxious people I know. Get help, people.
I have a HUGE problem going somewhere without an actual purpose. Parties, friend visits, etc. I don't have a reason to be there other than to be there. It drives me nuts.
Most of this is describing ✨social anxiety✨ but i mean. i have both so really just people being around me for more than an hour is pure suffering
