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61 Of The Funniest And Most Unexpected Car Bumper Stickers Folks Have Spotted In The Wild
While the car one drives might be an extension of their personality, pretty often practicalities come first. Sometimes good mileage and reliability beats everything else. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other ways to get one’s ideas across when on the road.
So we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most unhinged bumper stickers folks have seen in public and hopefully not photographed while driving. Get comfortable as you scroll through, don’t read this post behind the wheel, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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#1
Are We Great Yet
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#3
Some Of You Will Have A Good Day; Others, Well
#4
Think
#6
In A Small Mountain Town
#7
It's Not Pie
Tabitha 4 days ago
Republicans and other fascists always play a zero sum game. Unfortunately, that is one game that may seem like it’s winnable while things are going your way, but ends up a losing game when you reach the tipping point—-and you ALWAYS reach a tipping point. Just ask the French aristocracy in 1789 and the Russian aristocracy in 1917. Tiny minorities cannot win against the vast majorities they attempted to conquer, as even their supposedly loyal lackeys will eventually turn against them and no longer protect them. Tumbrills, real or metaphorical, will roll, and those playing the zero sum game will be in them.
#8
Definitely Agree With That…..and Not Just The Church, But The Synagogues, Mosques, Gurdwaras …
Grape Walls of Ire 4 days ago
To quote the great philosopher Frank Zappa, "Tax the churches. Tax the businesses owned by the churches."
#9
Parking Advice
#10
A Gay Person Touched Your Car 😜😘
Beak Hookage 4 days ago
How the f can you be "pro life" AND "pro gun"? It's literally a tool for ending lives! ...oh, right.
#11
50 In A 35
#12
Saw This And Could Relate
#13
And To You
#14
No Step On Snek
#15
When You Have Siezure Disorder And You Spot This At The Gas Station Getting Your Morning Coffee
#16
Spotted This Highly Motivational Message
#18
I Can Appreciate Expression Through A Wholesome Message!
#19
Not In The Wild But Still Funny
#20
So That’s Who Did It!
#21
Dope Bumper Sticker I Saw Tonight
#22
True
#23
Amen
#24
My Kind Of Car
#25
Coleslaw-D
#26
I ❤️ Due Process
#27
For Those Of Us That Are Built Different!
six rats in a trenchcoat 4 days ago
I saw a great bit of theory the other day that so many Americans are waylaid by Taco Bell because Taco Bell typically contains beans, and we have a real fiber shortage in our diets over here. Eat your fiber, folks! Avoid colon cancer and the Taco Bell Aftermath!
#29
Happy Late Fur-Mom's Day
perylousdemon 4 days ago
And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, despite what some people seem to think.
#32
A Lot Of Occult Stuff On Here
#33
Spotted On A Co-Worker’s Car 💯
#34
Indeed
#35
No Babies
Beak Hookage 4 days ago
Just today I saw a "baby on board" sticker and it had a picture of a baby riding on a snowboard. Got a good chuckle out of that one.
#38
Full Service
#39
Showing Off New Bumper Sticker
#41
Not Really A Bumper Sticker But
#42
You Wouldn't Download A Car
#43
Raise Hell And Eat Cornbread
#44
I Honked But They Seemed Upset. 😁
#45
Ask Me About My Lobotomy
#48
Fun Sticker In Flagstaff
Stardrop 3 days ago
the d*****s that's the secretary of health (in the USA) proclaimed that tylenol taken by pregnant women causes autism. i'm guessing that this person is 1. American 2. Autistic 3. Making a joke about it
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#49
Not Sure About This One
#50
Patience Is Needed
wiseass20 wiseass20 3 days ago
If that's your state I'd mind all the time maybe the road isn't a place 4 u
#51
A Minimalist’s Masterpiece
#52
Oh
#53
My First Sticker, Any Suggestions?
#54
I Want To Be Their Friend
#55
My Beautiful Car That I Love
#56
My Other Ride Is Your Mom
#57
What Does This Bumper Sticker Mean?
Maggie Fulton 4 days ago
Upside down flag is a distress signal. I don’t know about the rest of it.
#58
Saw This Sticker Combo At Work, Yikes!
#59
Missing About 12 Teeth When Pulling Up
Phantom Phoenix 4 days ago
Evidence schmevidence! Their Religious beliefs carry more weight than any evidence, surely! /s
#60
I Am Guessing He Has A Manifesto As Well
Phantom Phoenix 4 days ago
Fųcking READ your constitution! Read your bible, even; I mean, it's fiction, but the main character dude in the NT says some good stuff that a lot of people who say they believe in him seem to completely ignore...
#61
Why
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El Howard 3 days ago
My favorite bumper sticker is still "Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're an a*****e!"
Arthur Waite 3 days ago
What we need now is a company, or maybe just a hobbyist, who can offer to produce any or all of the stickers in this article, for sale. I see ones I'd like, but I never know where to find them.
nexxverra Technology 2 days ago
Amazing What we need now is a company, or maybe just a hobbyist, who can offer to produce any or all of the stickers in this article, for sale.
Fred 4 days ago
BP doesn't know the meaning of the word (and thinks 'hilarious' means silly).
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Eloarei 4 days ago
I dunno, if you're gonna have so many blatantly political and not terribly humorous examples of "funny bumper stickers", maybe spread them out instead of starting off with 10 in a row. Kinda shows your bias. Maybe that was the point? Like a subtle "conservatives DNI"? Pffft.
El Howard 3 days ago
My favorite bumper sticker is still "Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're an a*****e!"
Arthur Waite 3 days ago
What we need now is a company, or maybe just a hobbyist, who can offer to produce any or all of the stickers in this article, for sale. I see ones I'd like, but I never know where to find them.
nexxverra Technology 2 days ago
Amazing What we need now is a company, or maybe just a hobbyist, who can offer to produce any or all of the stickers in this article, for sale.
Fred 4 days ago
BP doesn't know the meaning of the word (and thinks 'hilarious' means silly).
Load More Replies... Eloarei 4 days ago
I dunno, if you're gonna have so many blatantly political and not terribly humorous examples of "funny bumper stickers", maybe spread them out instead of starting off with 10 in a row. Kinda shows your bias. Maybe that was the point? Like a subtle "conservatives DNI"? Pffft.
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