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12 Excuses Pandas Give Not To Have Sex
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Illustration6 years ago

12 Excuses Pandas Give Not To Have Sex

Pandas don’t have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can’t even be bothered! They do about their regular panda business and couldn’t care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it’s fun and everything, but it’s too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can’t…

Written and illustrated by me, Lingvistov, especially for Bored Panda – here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might use not to have sex (may come in handy btw).

More info: lingvistov.com | Facebook

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captaingrumpy
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6 years ago

Same excuses I use.

MauFerrusca
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6 years ago

Relevant username is relevant, captaingrumpy!

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LusiaJahaubun
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6 years ago

It makes me giggle toward all escaping. Good job. Two thumbs up

NateAnglesea
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6 years ago

google translate is not your friend, friend.

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StephenHornyak
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6 years ago

Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.

Steven McMacken
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6 years ago

Probably would have been funnier with just pandas in the illustrations.

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captaingrumpy
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6 years ago

Same excuses I use.

MauFerrusca
Community Member
6 years ago

Relevant username is relevant, captaingrumpy!

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LusiaJahaubun
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6 years ago

It makes me giggle toward all escaping. Good job. Two thumbs up

NateAnglesea
Community Member
6 years ago

google translate is not your friend, friend.

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StephenHornyak
Community Member
6 years ago

Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.

Steven McMacken
Community Member
6 years ago

Probably would have been funnier with just pandas in the illustrations.

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