Pandas don’t have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can’t even be bothered! They do about their regular panda business and couldn’t care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it’s fun and everything, but it’s too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can’t…
Written and illustrated by me, Lingvistov, especially for Bored Panda – here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might use not to have sex (may come in handy btw).
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Same excuses I use.
Relevant username is relevant, captaingrumpy!
I can add a new pearl: "i am protective of my body"
It makes me giggle toward all escaping. Good job. Two thumbs up
google translate is not your friend, friend.
Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.
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Probably would have been funnier with just pandas in the illustrations.
Should have added that the cartoon style is wonderful.
Same excuses I use.
Relevant username is relevant, captaingrumpy!
I can add a new pearl: "i am protective of my body"
It makes me giggle toward all escaping. Good job. Two thumbs up
google translate is not your friend, friend.
Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.
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Probably would have been funnier with just pandas in the illustrations.
Should have added that the cartoon style is wonderful.