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12 Excuses Pandas Give Not To Have Sex
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12 Excuses Pandas Give Not To Have Sex

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Pandas don’t have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can’t even be bothered! They do about their regular panda business and couldn’t care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it’s fun and everything, but it’s too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can’t…

Written and illustrated by me, Lingvistov, especially for Bored Panda – here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might use not to have sex (may come in handy btw).

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Lingvistov creates illustrated stories about everyday life as we know it: importance of delicious food, appeal of a good afternoon nap and our justified obsession with cats. Motto - make people laugh!

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Lingvistov

Lingvistov

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Lingvistov creates illustrated stories about everyday life as we know it: importance of delicious food, appeal of a good afternoon nap and our justified obsession with cats. Motto - make people laugh!

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StephenHornyak
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.

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StephenHornyak
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious but I was glad someone explained that the humans were zoo staff. Phew! Weird feeling abated.

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