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When a month ends, we all have our own little ways of taking stock. Maybe you check where all your money disappeared, restock your favorite beauty products, or simply wonder how the month managed to fly by so quickly. For us, it means heading online and digging through the chaos to find the funniest posts people shared along the way.

And that’s exactly what today’s collection is all about. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets from X to give you a much-needed dose of end-of-month entertainment. So sit back, scroll through, have a laugh, and see if any of these posts remind you of the kind of month you’ve had. Because sometimes, the best way to wrap up August is with a good laugh.

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    #2

    Funny tweets about clothing care labels, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my clothes can't survive regular washing machine cycles, then it wasn't meant to be

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    #3

    A funny tweet about a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino and drank it despite disliking it, good mood.

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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to her for drinking it up

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    August 2026 has certainly given us plenty to talk about. From major medical breakthroughs and new clean-energy projects to a spectacular solar eclipse and devastating natural disasters, the month brought a little bit of everything. And while today’s memes are here to keep things light, it’s worth taking a moment to look around the world and remember some of the bigger events that shaped the past few weeks.

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    #4

    Funny tweet by Beth Hawks stating penultimate is her second favorite word, keeping up the good mood.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I see what you did there. I'm slow, I need to stop doom scrolling 😴

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    #5

    A screenshot of a funny tweet describing a cyclist, keeping the good mood.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of the cyclists in my city don't seem to think stop signs and other traffic signs apply to them. That's my only issue with them

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    One of the biggest medical developments of the month came from the U.S., where the Food and Drug Administration approved daraxonrasib (Rasonque) on August 26 for adults with metastatic pancreatic adenocarcinoma who had already received at least one systemic treatment. The once-daily pill targets RAS proteins, which play a major role in driving tumor growth. In the clinical trial used for the approval, patients taking daraxonrasib had a median overall survival of 13.2 months, compared with 6.7 months for those receiving standard chemotherapy. The drug isn't a cure, but doctors see the approval as an important new option for a cancer that has historically been extremely difficult to treat.

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    #7

    A funny tweet by carl about fantasizing about the second half of a sandwich, keeping up the good mood.

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    Trimshady
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I also eat the ugliest pieces of pizza first and am already cheating on the first piece with the last piece in my head.

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    #8

    Funny tweets: a tweet suggesting cars need a second horn for apologies.

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    Slop Generator
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries drivers already use hazard lights - a couple of blinks - to say "sorry" or "thank you".

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    #9

    A funny tweet by Mariana Z about her new job as CIEIO at Old McDonald's Farm, keeping up the good mood.

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    Trimshady
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that Old Macdonald sold out to a factory farm.

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    August also brought a spectacular celestial event as a total solar eclipse swept across Greenland, Iceland, northern Russia, the Atlantic Ocean, Spain and a small part of Portugal on August 12. During totality, the Moon completely covered the Sun, briefly turning daytime skies dark along the narrow path of totality. Much of Europe and parts of North America also experienced a partial eclipse. NASA noted that people in parts of mainland Europe and Africa even had the unusual opportunity to see the Sun setting while still partially eclipsed.

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    #10

    A funny tweet about a dad telling his daughter he yelled into a fan as a kid, keeping a good mood.

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    AuntKaren12
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, brother and I used to go around the house collecting random items, placing them on the dining table and pretend it was a store and check out on an imaginary register.

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    Eclipses are spectacular partly because of an extraordinary coincidence: the Sun is about 400 times wider than the Moon, but it is also roughly 400 times farther away from Earth, making the two appear almost exactly the same size in our sky. In Sun Moon Earth, astronomer and physicist Tyler Nordgren explores how solar eclipses went from being feared as terrifying omens to becoming valuable tools for understanding our place in the cosmos. He also points out that total solar eclipses are not a permanent feature of Earth's skies. The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth because of tidal interactions, at roughly 3.8 centimeters (1.5 inches) per year. Eventually, the Moon will appear too small to completely cover the Sun. In roughly 600 million years, Earth is expected to experience its final total solar eclipse, after which observers will only see partial and annular eclipses—the famous "ring of fire."

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    #14

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from Dad Jokes about horses, bringing good mood and humor.

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    Chilli
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Wiping a red stain off my pants* well, the mice didn't work. Lets try a chicken next.

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    #15

    A funny tweet about nerdy girls recommending books, keeping a good mood with humor.

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    Amy S
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerdy girl here: I recommend Terry Pratchett, either Guards! Guards! or Equal Rites. Does anyone else have a recommendation?

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    While the eclipse offered a glimpse of the wonders happening above us, some of August’s biggest developments were much closer to home. India took a major step toward cleaner transportation with the launch of its first domestically developed hydrogen-powered passenger train. Flagged off in Haryana on July 17, the 10-coach train operates on the 89-kilometer Jind–Sonipat route and can carry around 2,600 passengers, with an approved operating speed of up to 75 km/h. By the end of August, the train had already clocked roughly 6,000 kilometers in service, marking an encouraging early milestone for the project.

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    Unlike conventional diesel trains, the hydrogen train uses fuel cells to generate electricity through an electrochemical reaction between hydrogen and oxygen. The process produces water vapor and heat as its direct byproducts, rather than the exhaust emissions associated with diesel combustion. Indian Railways describes the project as a pilot initiative designed to demonstrate the feasibility of hydrogen-powered rail travel and gather operational experience before considering the technology for other non-electrified routes.

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    #16

    Funny tweet about an unusual ID check experience at a bar, adding to the August good mood.

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    La fille à Rod
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was 14-16 y/o we use to go to a tavern in my home town where the hotdogs and draftbeer was 1$ on thursdays... the guy at the door was unable to read so we were like yeah yeah I'll be 19 this month!! poor guy...

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    Not every major event was something to celebrate. On August 10, a magnitude 7.4 earthquake struck western Colombia, becoming the strongest earthquake recorded in the country this century. The epicenter was near San José del Palmar in Chocó, while major damage was reported across cities including Pereira and Cali. Buildings collapsed, hospitals and other infrastructure were damaged, and rescue teams searched through rubble for survivors. The death toll continued to rise in the days that followed, eventually passing 200, while thousands were injured and hundreds remained missing.

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    The final days of August brought one of the month's most devastating disasters. On August 26, a huge section of a glacier near the Nepal-Tibet border broke away and plunged roughly 1,200 meters toward the valley below, creating an ice-and-rock avalanche that helped trigger catastrophic flash flooding. Water levels in the Trishuli River reportedly rose by as much as nine meters in just 30 minutes, sweeping away homes, roads, bridges and hydropower infrastructure. As rescue efforts continued, the death toll and number of missing people climbed dramatically, with authorities warning about further hazards from unstable glaciers and newly formed flood lakes.

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    #24

    A funny tweet from bald ann dowd about learning about herself being the worst, keeping the good mood.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think I still officially wasn't a girl at this point last year...

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    #25

    Funny tweet by grovy expressing love for elephants and desire to hug one, keeping up the good mood.

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    Eliza
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have really long arms.

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    #26

    Funny tweet about bringing children to Walmart, contributing to the good mood of August.

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    Bobblicious
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was everyday in supermarkets...

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    August has certainly been a month of contrasts. There were breakthroughs in medicine, experiments with cleaner transportation, major renewable-energy projects and a spectacular eclipse—but there were also devastating earthquakes and floods that left communities facing enormous loss. In many ways, the month's biggest stories reflected just how unpredictable the world can be: one moment we're looking toward the future, and the next we're reminded of nature's immense power. And coming back to today's memes, perhaps that's what makes them such a welcome break—they give us a chance to pause, smile and enjoy a little lighter side of a very eventful month.

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    #27

    A funny tweet from August showing a red plate with cheese cubes surrounded by egg mice. horse dentist says, party rockin with a mouse tonight, piece of cheese gunna have a big bite.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that for the tails? I may have to make some of these.

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    #29

    Funny tweet about LA drivers and red lights, one of many funny tweets from August.

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    Slop Generator
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hadn't completely shifted to red yet, officer. I crossed when it was kinda orange still. - Me preparing excuses in my head after every mistimed crossing

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    #30

    A funny tweet by paige about avoiding flossing and her dentist, contributing to a good mood.

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    43Duckies
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should really get bonus credit for all the other things!

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    #31

    Funny tweets from August: a job application asks about beauty industry experience, replied with 'I've been beautiful my whole life'.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great scene from the old John Larroquette show, where a cop is taking a statement from a drag queen -- Cop: "Occupation?" DQ: "Beautiful Person." Cop: "That's not work." DQ: "Oh, Honey, but it IS."

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    #35

    A funny tweet from Mistress Dividend about gross pay and what you could have made, keeping the good mood.

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    David Jeffery
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have to stop believing that taxes are evil. You want roads? You want schools? You want healthcare? Where do you think that money comes from - the fairies?

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    #38

    A funny tweet from August by pant pooper about a job interview, where the interviewer was asked if he was ticklish.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    #39

    A funny tweet about people greeting each other with how are you and never answering the question, keeping a good mood.

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    #41

    Screenshot of a funny tweet showing an image of a cheesecake with an entire cheesecake as its base, August edition.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem, may I refer you to tennis biscuit pudding, a delight from the 70s

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    #42

    Funny tweet with a simple, relatable statement, enhancing the good mood for August.

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    Spidercat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fool me twice" Really, you're doing this to me again...

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    #45

    Funny tweet about a student asking for patient lore, included in a collection of funny tweets.

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    gi ga
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmed...language originated by gamers!

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    #46

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from alexa about financial woes and shampoo, adding to the good mood with humor.

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    Chilli
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be in the worst financial position of your life and then need food in order to live

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    #48

    Image of Tiramisu in containers for meal prepping, a funny tweet related to good mood content for August.

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    sbj
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a salad I could always happily eat

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    #50

    A funny tweet about having basic manners as half of ones aura, ensuring a good mood.

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    visacrum
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, is the art of 'Please/ thank you/ no thank you' lost?

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    #51

    Funny tweet about human history and computers, part of a collection of funny tweets from August.

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    visacrum
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as Gen-X (but not speaking FOR Gen-X): I'm always conflicted. I love nature, trees, ocean, mountains. But Ehhhhhhhhh, the sun might get on me, and I have this quest in Fallout 4 to fiiiiiiiniiiiiish-uh

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    #53

    Funny tweets from August: a text message conversation where someone says Dolly Parton passed away, and the reply is 'So did JESUS, but HE came back'.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeshua seeing Dolly must've been like "Fucㅤking FINALLY a follower who understood what I was trying to teach, come sit here and have a milkshake queen"

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    #57

    A funny tweet from @4ANGELWING saying 'i'm pregnant with laughter and you're the father bro', keeping the good mood.

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    Edo Sayle
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Baymax voice) "I have some concerns."

    #58

    Screenshot of a funny tweet jokingly refuting the phrase Im smart Im just a bad test taker, August edition.

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    Mike F
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never painted myself in a corner, so there's that

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    #61

    Funny tweet featuring an Uber headrest with a creepy face, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Mike F
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you try to sleep later.

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    #64

    Funny tweets about Odysseus's boat, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Sara Frazer
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving the theater after watching "The Odyssey" I told my boyfriend "Their whole epic is like 'oh look, an island...shít shiiit SHIIIIT'" 😂

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    #65

    A funny tweet from phoenix about Jesus and a betrayal comment, keeping the good mood.

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    Spidercat
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean his name was Judas. Everyone knows that Judas means betrayer. If anything Jesus only had himself to blame...

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    #66

    Funny tweet from toad saying Hey sorry to bother you. Or am I, for a good mood in August.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel free to try, "I would apologise for disturbing you, but it appears that you've been truly disturbed for a lot longer than I've been here"

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    #67

    Funny tweets from August: a tweet asking why Curious George isn't curious about women's rights or race conversations.

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    Kiki Likes Sweets
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because he'd end up being furious George?

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    #68

    A tweet about transitioning from teenager to senior citizen, among funny tweets for a good mood.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you become a revered elder (45...)...

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    #71

    Funny tweets: a picture of loose shrimp and wine in a work fridge.

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    Sarah Belt
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cavicchioli lambrusco rosato - you missed a party!

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    #72

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about Dr. Pepper sausage, humorously keeping up a good mood in August.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if Dr Pepper alone wasn't disgusting enough.

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