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When a month ends, we all have our own little ways of taking stock. Maybe you check where all your money disappeared, restock your favorite beauty products, or simply wonder how the month managed to fly by so quickly. For us, it means heading online and digging through the chaos to find the funniest posts people shared along the way.

And that’s exactly what today’s collection is all about. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets from X to give you a much-needed dose of end-of-month entertainment. So sit back, scroll through, have a laugh, and see if any of these posts remind you of the kind of month you’ve had. Because sometimes, the best way to wrap up August is with a good laugh.

#1

A tweet about PostParton depression, part of funny tweets for a good mood.

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Awwwww! 😢 Me too, bud, me too.

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    Funny tweets about clothing care labels, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 month ago

    If my clothes can't survive regular washing machine cycles, then it wasn't meant to be

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    #3

    A funny tweet about a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino and drank it despite disliking it, good mood.

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    sbj
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    1 month ago (edited)

    Kudos to her for drinking it up

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    #4

    Funny tweet by Beth Hawks stating penultimate is her second favorite word, keeping up the good mood.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 month ago

    Oh, I see what you did there. I'm slow, I need to stop doom scrolling 😴

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    #5

    A screenshot of a funny tweet describing a cyclist, keeping the good mood.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 month ago

    Half of the cyclists in my city don't seem to think stop signs and other traffic signs apply to them. That's my only issue with them

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    #6

    A funny tweet about trusting a cat's judgment when it attacks, keeping up the good mood.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 month ago

    Yep, they're usually right.

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    #7

    A funny tweet by carl about fantasizing about the second half of a sandwich, keeping up the good mood.

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    Trimshady
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    1 month ago

    Yeah, I also eat the ugliest pieces of pizza first and am already cheating on the first piece with the last piece in my head.

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    #8

    Funny tweets: a tweet suggesting cars need a second horn for apologies.

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    Slop Generator
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    1 month ago

    In some countries drivers already use hazard lights - a couple of blinks - to say "sorry" or "thank you".

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    #9

    A funny tweet by Mariana Z about her new job as CIEIO at Old McDonald's Farm, keeping up the good mood.

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    Trimshady
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    1 month ago

    Sad that Old Macdonald sold out to a factory farm.

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    #10

    A funny tweet about a dad telling his daughter he yelled into a fan as a kid, keeping a good mood.

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    AuntKaren12
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    1 month ago

    My sister, brother and I used to go around the house collecting random items, placing them on the dining table and pretend it was a store and check out on an imaginary register.

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    #11

    A screenshot of a funny tweet about a misspoken phrase during a meeting, keeping the good mood.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Duck out at 345, call in sick in perpetuity.

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    #12

    A funny tweet by tooflyszn about Netflix starting movies too soon, making her anxious, keeping up the good mood.

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    Heather Post
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    1 month ago

    Totally!!!! I hate being rushed

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    #13

    Funny tweets about saving money for a house, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 month ago

    Keep it up, you'll be there in about #@$**** years

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    #14

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from Dad Jokes about horses, bringing good mood and humor.

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    Chilli
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    1 month ago

    *Wiping a red stain off my pants* well, the mice didn't work. Lets try a chicken next.

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    #15

    A funny tweet about nerdy girls recommending books, keeping a good mood with humor.

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    Amy S
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    1 month ago

    Nerdy girl here: I recommend Terry Pratchett, either Guards! Guards! or Equal Rites. Does anyone else have a recommendation?

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    #16

    Funny tweet about an unusual ID check experience at a bar, adding to the August good mood.

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    La fille à Rod
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    1 month ago

    when I was 14-16 y/o we use to go to a tavern in my home town where the hotdogs and draftbeer was 1$ on thursdays... the guy at the door was unable to read so we were like yeah yeah I'll be 19 this month!! poor guy...

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    #17

    Funny tweet about saving money by avoiding long lines at TJ Maxx or Marshalls, keeping the August good mood.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 month ago

    Oh, Ross too!

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    #18

    A funny tweet from August where tubber kitchen says, There's no dawg in me but I think there's a cat in me that just wants to sleep all day.

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    Heather Post
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Me too.. whole bunch of fluffy kitties

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    #19

    A funny tweet about unmatching on a dating app for a bigger fish, bringing humor to August.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Oh F online dating, and the horse it rode in on 👿

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    #20

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about the difference between being outside and being in a psych ward, August edition.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago

    OP also has to make the rent.

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    #21

    A screenshot of a funny tweet about a word's pronunciation, keeping the good mood.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Untrue. Gaslighting isn't real. You just imagined it...

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    #22

    Screenshot of a funny tweet listing people named after bird theft, like Nick Drake and Russell Crowe, August edition.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago

    Chortle!

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    #23

    Funny tweet about a coworker who borrowed a charger, featured in a compilation of funny tweets.

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    r6byczcwj9
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    1 month ago

    Hilarious!!

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    #24

    A funny tweet from bald ann dowd about learning about herself being the worst, keeping the good mood.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 month ago

    To think I still officially wasn't a girl at this point last year...

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    #25

    Funny tweet by grovy expressing love for elephants and desire to hug one, keeping up the good mood.

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    Eliza
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    1 month ago

    You must have really long arms.

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    #26

    Funny tweet about bringing children to Walmart, contributing to the good mood of August.

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    Bobblicious
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    1 month ago

    I thought that was everyday in supermarkets...

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    #27

    A funny tweet from August showing a red plate with cheese cubes surrounded by egg mice. horse dentist says, party rockin with a mouse tonight, piece of cheese gunna have a big bite.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 month ago

    What's that for the tails? I may have to make some of these.

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    #28

    A screenshot of a funny tweet ranking plural forms, keeping the good mood.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 month ago

    I may be forced to agree with this.

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    #29

    Funny tweet about LA drivers and red lights, one of many funny tweets from August.

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    Slop Generator
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    1 month ago

    It hadn't completely shifted to red yet, officer. I crossed when it was kinda orange still. - Me preparing excuses in my head after every mistimed crossing

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    #30

    A funny tweet by paige about avoiding flossing and her dentist, contributing to a good mood.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    We should really get bonus credit for all the other things!

    #31

    Funny tweets from August: a job application asks about beauty industry experience, replied with 'I've been beautiful my whole life'.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 month ago

    Great scene from the old John Larroquette show, where a cop is taking a statement from a drag queen -- Cop: "Occupation?" DQ: "Beautiful Person." Cop: "That's not work." DQ: "Oh, Honey, but it IS."

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    #32

    Funny tweets: a tweet about staying up when tired.

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    Carrie
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    1 month ago

    Me right now

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    #33

    A funny tweet about a misunderstanding at Trader Joes, adding to a good mood.

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    Izzy's Maid
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    1 month ago

    😂

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    #34

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from lily about adult motion sickness, providing good mood humor for August.

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    Lunar Rat
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    1 month ago

    Yup, 48 and still get motion sickness 🤢

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    #35

    A funny tweet from Mistress Dividend about gross pay and what you could have made, keeping the good mood.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    People have to stop believing that taxes are evil. You want roads? You want schools? You want healthcare? Where do you think that money comes from - the fairies?

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    #36

    Funny tweets from August: a tweet about overhearing an old lady say 'oh dear' then rip a massive fart in a gas station bathroom.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 month ago

    Oh Margaret, up to her gassy shenanigans again ❤️

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    #37

    Funny tweets: a tweet about lying for comedic effect and making life easier.

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    David Jeffery
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    1 month ago

    I always tell the truth, except when I'm lying

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    #38

    A funny tweet from August by pant pooper about a job interview, where the interviewer was asked if he was ticklish.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 month ago

    WHAT... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    #39

    A funny tweet about people greeting each other with how are you and never answering the question, keeping a good mood.

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    astheshadowsfall
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    1 month ago

    Best answer: the horrors persist but so do I.

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    #40

    A screenshot of a funny tweet about a dark grey pickup truck, keeping the good mood.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Welcome to Texas m******f****r!

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    #41

    Screenshot of a funny tweet showing an image of a cheesecake with an entire cheesecake as its base, August edition.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Ahem, may I refer you to tennis biscuit pudding, a delight from the 70s

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    #42

    Funny tweet with a simple, relatable statement, enhancing the good mood for August.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    "Fool me twice" Really, you're doing this to me again...

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    #43

    A funny tweet by lkhdme stating if a bagel can have everything, so can I, keeping up the good mood.

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    LancePoekinhos
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    1 month ago

    everyone is trying so hard

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    #44

    A funny tweet discussing having 4 work grandpas, part of a collection of funny tweets.

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    Heather Post
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    1 month ago

    Sounds nice

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    #45

    Funny tweet about a student asking for patient lore, included in a collection of funny tweets.

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    gi ga
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    1 month ago

    Confirmed...language originated by gamers!

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    #46

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from alexa about financial woes and shampoo, adding to the good mood with humor.

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    Chilli
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    1 month ago (edited)

    You'll be in the worst financial position of your life and then need food in order to live

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    #47

    Funny tweet by cav empty with just the words michael dolences, bringing a good mood in August.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 month ago

    ... SOMEone is taking the Mickey!

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    #48

    Image of Tiramisu in containers for meal prepping, a funny tweet related to good mood content for August.

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    sbj
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    1 month ago

    This is a salad I could always happily eat

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    #49

    Funny tweet about a dog wanting a walk, part of a compilation of funny tweets from August.

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    Click clack
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    1 month ago

    Best chat up line I've read in awhile.

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    #50

    A funny tweet about having basic manners as half of ones aura, ensuring a good mood.

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    visacrum
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    1 month ago

    Seriously, is the art of 'Please/ thank you/ no thank you' lost?

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    #51

    Funny tweet about human history and computers, part of a collection of funny tweets from August.

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    visacrum
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    1 month ago

    Speaking as Gen-X (but not speaking FOR Gen-X): I'm always conflicted. I love nature, trees, ocean, mountains. But Ehhhhhhhhh, the sun might get on me, and I have this quest in Fallout 4 to fiiiiiiiniiiiiish-uh

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    #52

    A funny tweet from April Clark about telling her doctor to prescribe something they always wanted to, keeping the good mood.

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    Daisydaisy
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    1 month ago

    Bring back laudanum!

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    #53

    Funny tweets from August: a text message conversation where someone says Dolly Parton passed away, and the reply is 'So did JESUS, but HE came back'.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 month ago

    Yeshua seeing Dolly must've been like "Fucㅤking FINALLY a follower who understood what I was trying to teach, come sit here and have a milkshake queen"

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    #54

    A funny tweet about knowing everything but not forming coherent sentences, keeping a good mood.

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    Edo Sayle
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    1 month ago

    That there was a coherent sentence! Well done!

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    #55

    A funny tweet from August by anj that says, with the week i'm having i might aswell look directly at the eclipse.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago

    Trump did, and just consider the aftermath.

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    #56

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about a Disney World Easter egg and a special detention facility, August edition.

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    PenguinEmp
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    1 month ago

    You too huh?

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    #57

    A funny tweet from @4ANGELWING saying 'i'm pregnant with laughter and you're the father bro', keeping the good mood.

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    Edo Sayle
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    1 month ago

    (Baymax voice) "I have some concerns."

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    #58

    Screenshot of a funny tweet jokingly refuting the phrase Im smart Im just a bad test taker, August edition.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago

    I've never painted myself in a corner, so there's that

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    #59

    Funny tweets: a tweet listing reincarnation desires, including a golden retriever puppy.

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    Bobblicious
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    1 month ago

    Oddly specific 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #60

    Funny tweets about a tornado warning and the National Weather Service, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Edo Sayle
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    1 month ago

    She's saying she wants a twirl.

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    #61

    Funny tweet featuring an Uber headrest with a creepy face, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago

    Only when you try to sleep later.

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    #62

    A funny tweet from August about writing a book. The user reyna says, Thinking about righting a book.

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    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    How did it wrong you?

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    #63

    Funny tweet about being only 60% sure but willing to bet life on it, for a good mood in August.

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    Reemerger
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    1 month ago

    I'm willing to bet your first-born...

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    #64

    Funny tweets about Odysseus's boat, keeping the good mood during August.

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    Sara Frazer
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    1 month ago

    Leaving the theater after watching "The Odyssey" I told my boyfriend "Their whole epic is like 'oh look, an island...shít shiiit SHIIIIT'" 😂

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    #65

    A funny tweet from phoenix about Jesus and a betrayal comment, keeping the good mood.

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    Spidercat
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    1 month ago (edited)

    I mean his name was Judas. Everyone knows that Judas means betrayer. If anything Jesus only had himself to blame...

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    #66

    Funny tweet from toad saying Hey sorry to bother you. Or am I, for a good mood in August.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 month ago

    Feel free to try, "I would apologise for disturbing you, but it appears that you've been truly disturbed for a lot longer than I've been here"

    #67

    Funny tweets from August: a tweet asking why Curious George isn't curious about women's rights or race conversations.

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    Kiki Likes Sweets
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    1 month ago

    Probably because he'd end up being furious George?

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    #68

    A tweet about transitioning from teenager to senior citizen, among funny tweets for a good mood.

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    Spidercat
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    1 month ago

    Wait till you become a revered elder (45...)...

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    #69

    A funny tweet describing WhatsApp as the app you dont want but have to have, maintaining a good mood.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 month ago

    No, No I do not.

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    #70

    Funny tweets from August: a text message conversation showing a 'hi' message followed by a laughing with tears emoji.

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    #71

    Funny tweets: a picture of loose shrimp and wine in a work fridge.

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    Sarah Belt
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    1 month ago

    Cavicchioli lambrusco rosato - you missed a party!

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    #72

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about Dr. Pepper sausage, humorously keeping up a good mood in August.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 month ago

    As if Dr Pepper alone wasn't disgusting enough.

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    #73

    Funny tweet about finding hair in bed, a quirky post to keep the August good mood going.

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