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64 Times Parenting Went Sideways In The Funniest Way Possible (September Edition)
Parenting is like a triathlon where new challenges keep getting tacked on just to keep the participants on their toes. The moment a newborn’s routine is learned, the baby becomes a toddler and everything has to be learned again.
In case you want to see what other parents have been dealing with last month, we’ve gathered the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from September. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.
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Daisydaisy 2 weeks ago
They are in fact a different species and frankly the most terrifying animal of all
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Stephanie Did It 2 weeks ago
My son was a preemie, delivered by C-section. We had explained to him how he was born and received extra care as an infant, which he seemed to accept at his level of understanding. Then came the day his kindergarten teacher contacted me to say he had traumatized his entire classroom when he told the story of how he was delivered... via chainsaw.
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Jojo Armani 2 weeks ago
As for me, I have the best zen whilst on the ceramic throne. Hence the stimulation in my brain to achieve goals.
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George Costanza 2 weeks ago
My wife and daughter figured that out long ago. Much to my chagrin.
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Phantom Phoenix 2 weeks ago
If you get the anaesthetic, you don't get the full experience of surgery
Jp@nda 1 week ago
Thank you! Like just because your cervix can become a portal with no issue doesn't mean mine can
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Roxy222uk 2 weeks ago (edited)
Anyone who says that to another woman's face needs to be put on a course on basic humanity. While I champion every woman's right to proper information and control over how she has her babies, I can't be doing with other mothers voicing their opinions to her about it. My husband's niece had a planned C-section because she has epilepsy and she still has had comments made to her at ante and post-natal groups. Wtƒ?? I had to explain to her that that is just an ongoing reality and to not feel it is her job to change people's opinions. Someone, on finding out that my baby slept in bed with us, crowed "oh, you'll never get her out!" - I can report that she (my daughter) is now 23 and lives in London at term time for her studies. Somehow she's coping with not being in the same bed as her mum and dad, LOL.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 week ago
I really hate the people who say sh*t like that. How I choose to give birth is none of your f*cking business.
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Stephanie Did It 2 weeks ago
That's minimally better than all the other moms telling you their pregnancy and childbirth horror stories. At least you feel better for venting and they get some of their own medicine.
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Huddo's sister 1 day ago
It's almost like keeping a group inside together for most of a day makes it easier for things to spread...
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Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
Last year, my three kids were in three different schools (one in a different district). They all sent a text, an email, sometimes a phone call to say "check your email", and a message in an app for school communications.
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Stephanie Did It 2 weeks ago
My friend told her son to stop writing his name on household things, and he did stop. He started writing his dad's name instead.
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Nay Wilson 2 weeks ago
The circumference of the earth is just under 25,000 miles. If anyone was wondering 🙂
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Mark Alexander 2 weeks ago
Have you ever experienced deja vu? Have you ever experienced deja vu?
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James016 2 weeks ago
The other day my son stumbled across a YouTube video about Jeanne Calment who was the world's oldest woman. So when I was putting him to bed he decided to tell me about her but threw in a line from the Sonic The Hedgehog 3 film. So he tells me "The oldest woman in the world lived in France from 1875 to 1997"......."In the saggy flesh".
James016 2 weeks ago
The other day my son stumbled across a YouTube video about Jeanne Calment who was the world's oldest woman. So when I was putting him to bed he decided to tell me about her but threw in a line from the Sonic The Hedgehog 3 film. So he tells me "The oldest woman in the world lived in France from 1875 to 1997"......."In the saggy flesh".
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