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There’s a reason Halloween is one of the most anticipated nights of the year. Between the candy, costumes, and questionable horror movies, there’s plenty to look forward to. And this year, Americans were already getting into the spirit early. According to the National Retail Federation, nearly half of consumers planned to start their Halloween shopping in September or even earlier. Many simply couldn’t wait, saying they look forward to fall or count Halloween among their favorite holidays.

But when you put that much excitement into one night, there’s plenty of room for disappointment. Maybe the costume doesn’t turn out quite as planned, the party falls flat, or the candy isn’t nearly as good as you remembered. And sometimes, things go wrong in ways nobody could have anticipated.

#1

I Lost A Costume Contest To Someone Who Dressed Up As Themself

Person wearing an elaborate handmade Chainsaw Man helmet as a funny Halloween fail.

I’m kind okay though, at least I got to show people my craft, but knowing the laziest person won is pretty infuriating. But why scream at the judges in anger as if they would listen. Smile, because I got to show people my cool creation.

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4 hours ago

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    #2

    Something Chewed My Pumpkin's Face Off

    A carved jack-o-lantern pumpkin with a messy, chewed-up face showing a hilarious Halloween fail.

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    T Barth
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    4 hours ago

    Squirrel!

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    #3

    Bought A Bunch Of Candy For My First Halloween In A New House/State. Got About Six Trick Or Treaters

    Top-down view of two plastic bowls filled with wrapped candy for Halloween fails

    So, first of all, they don't celebrate Halloween on Oct 31 here if that falls on a weekend, so Trick or Treat was on Thursday Oct 29. That's sacrilege #1. Second, kids apparently don't knock on doors anymore and I was expected to be STANDING OUTSIDE TO HAND OUT CANDY. No. Third, I had decorations up, the porch light on, and the door open... and kids just walked past my house... BECAUSE I WASN'T OUTSIDE. Fourth, they started at like 5 PM and were done by 6:30 PM, because apparently... dark is scary...? IS THAT NOT THE POINT OF HALLOWEEN?

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    4 hours ago

    On the bright side . . . you get to keep the candy.

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    Part of the reason a bad Halloween feels worse than an ordinary bad night is that more is riding on it than we like to admit. Writing for Forbes, marketing professor Marcus Collins puts it neatly: “This isn’t about costumes and candy; this is about belonging.” That’s why, he says, any parent who has taken their kids trick-or-treating remembers exactly which houses kept their lights off or couldn’t even manage to put out a “take one” bowl. We quietly judge those neighbors and keep score, Collins admits, because opting out signals that you’re not really one of the group.

    #4

    "Fun Size"? Hell Nah! Full-Sized Ramen For The Princesses & Wookies In My Hood

    A black cauldron filled with instant ramen noodle packages as an unexpected trick or treat item.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    4 hours ago

    I approve, better than candy!

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    #5

    My Uber Driver Texted Me "I'm Scared" Then Drove Away & Cancelled My Ride

    Person with messy dark eye makeup and contact lenses showing a spooky Halloween fail.

    He arrived, rolled down the window and took straight off. I was just trying to get home from working at my haunted house lol.. best part is, his name was IMRAN. He literally ran. I guess he lives up to his name. Also, Halloween is in 2 days as I'm posting this so I didn't think this would be so out of the ordinary. My last uber driver wanted a selfie with me, but this guy just straight up ran away.

    I couldn't even explain why I look like this because before I could explain he cancelled my ride and the messages vanished lol.

    Also for anyone wondering why I didn't take it off before getting in the car, im always exhausted and dirty after the shift so my goal is to get straight to my home asap. that's why I take it all off when I get home.

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    #6

    Apparently My Cake Saw The Ark Of The Covenant (The Glaze Was Too Runny)

    A melted skull-shaped cake covered in white glaze resulting in an unexpected Halloween fail.

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    4 hours ago

    I think it looks even better this way.

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    He goes further, arguing that Halloween comes with a whole set of unspoken rules and social pressures, with spending money essentially becoming the price of admission. And the numbers seem to back him up. The NRF expected consumer spending on Halloween to reach $13.5 billion this year.

    #7

    🥀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    A hand holding two wrapped chicken bouillon cubes given out instead of candy on Halloween.

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    #8

    I Recreated Edward Cullen Did I Nail It?

    A funny Halloween fails makeup attempt with messy face paint

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    Miss Tinker
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    3 hours ago

    No. No you didn’t.

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    #9

    Ruining Halloween

    A squirrel eating an carved pumpkin on a concrete path during Halloween fails

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    The NRF expected around $4.4 billion of that to go toward costumes, and here, too, there’s pressure. As Collins explains, a Halloween costume is generally expected to reference something other people will recognize. If nobody can work out what you’re dressed as, you’ve either picked something too obscure or failed to make your idea clear. Either way, he argues, it’s a social misstep.

    #10

    "I'll Be In The Couples Costume But I Don't Want To Have To Do Anything" - Husband

    A woman in a Cleopatra costume standing next to someone in a cardboard pyramid as a Halloween costume fail.

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    #11

    That Time I Tried To Be The Other Mother From Coraline And Ended Up Scaring The Whole Neighborhood

    A couple wearing scary Halloween costumes with button eyes in a funny Halloween fail.

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    #12

    What I Ordered Versus What I Received

    Expectation versus reality Halloween fails online costume order comparison

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    He looks sweet

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    But getting the reference right is only half the battle. Collins points out that a costume can be recognizable and still go down badly within a particular social circle. Dressing as a polarizing politician at a party full of people from the other side, for instance, might get the message across, but probably won’t win you many fans. What the costume says matters just as much as whether people get it.

    #13

    Stores Completely Replacing Halloween/Fall Sections With Christmas Merchandise And It’s Not Even Halloween Yet

    Store shelves already filled with Christmas decorations representing hilarious Halloween fails

    My wife loves everything Halloween so I wanted to make her a Halloween themed goodie basket for our anniversary coming up. TJ Maxx completely gutted the halloween section and stocked Christmas stuff and we’re barely halfway through October 😐

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    Our local food place had one shelf of Halloween vs the rest of the aisle Christmas since mid September. Morning of the 1st it was two whole aisles of Christmas with no reduced Halloween stuff.

    #14

    My Wife Threw Away The Halloween Candy

    Trash can filled with opened candy wrappers showing funny Halloween fails post-trick-or-treating

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    Ergur Neilson
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    Heathen!

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    #15

    Fun Size Now Means 3 M&m’s

    Hand holding an open fun size M and M pack with only three candies inside as a Halloween fail

    Contents of the first bag of m&m’s from a Halloween variety pack of 50. Few things shock me nowadays, but this…

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    4 hours ago

    Seems M&M's don't know the meaning of "fun".

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    In that sense, Collins sees choosing a costume as a kind of cultural signal, a way of showing that you understand the people around you and the references that matter to them. Then again, as much as you want to fit in, you don’t want to look like everyone else, either. A costume that’s too popular, he notes, is like turning up to a party in the same dress as half the guests. “We want to fit in but also stand out,” Collins writes. That’s not always easy to pull off (particularly if you consider the NRF expected some 4.8 million American adults to dress as witches this year).

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    #16

    Left Out Halloween Treats Fur The Neighbors, Table, Bowl And Even The Cardboard Sign Got Stolen

    Doorway decorated for spooky season with a sign reading Happy Halloween and candy on a table

    We do this every year now, for the past 7 years, and this is a first. For some reason the 10$ ikea table, the pumpkin jar we painted and the cardboard sign were too appealing. When I went on the evening to pick it up, only the bats in the door and the tiny spider yarn were left.

    Bizarre behavior 😄

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    #17

    Amazon Sent My Husband This Costume Instead Of Skywalker Robes

    A product box featuring an octopus costume that turned out to be a funny Halloween fail.

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    Rathoren
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    2 hours ago

    why dont we get a pic of him in it?!

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    #18

    My Wife Feeding Our 8 Week Old On Halloween

    A woman sits on an armchair with a plush toy duck hidden beneath her blanket as a funny Halloween fail.

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    But while costumes can be changed, swapped, or cobbled together the night before, the calendar can’t. And if you ask me, the true horror of Halloween is that it isn’t actually a day off. More often than not, it lands right on top of deadlines, exams, and early alarms. A Friday or Saturday Halloween is a welcome reprieve, but anyone who has dragged themselves to work after trick-or-treating with the kids, or after bingeing a horror marathon that ran until 4 a.m., knows how quickly the fun turns into a frightful morning.

    #19

    The State Of Spirit Halloween The Morning Of 10/31

    A messy Halloween store aisle full of scattered costumes showing a funny Halloween fail.

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    #20

    Petty Roommate Destroyed My Pumpkin Because Of A Disagreement

    A painted Garfield pumpkin smashed on rocks showing Halloween fails

    Same roommate that told me I put her in a "toxic living situation" because I've been avoiding her..

    EDIT: for everyone telling me to move out, trust that the situation is handled. i'm very close with my other roommates so the perpetrator of this is the one that is moving out, and one of my friends is taking over her lease in december. not long to go.

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    Rathoren
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    before it got maliciously destroyed it was beautiful!! :'(

    #21

    Expensive Halloween Mug I Just Bought

    A Halloween fails mug with cute ghost patterns printed incorrectly

    $18 mug I bought today. Handwashed it before use and the design started to come off.

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    And once you’ve survived the costume and the calendar, there’s still the third big C: the candy. It’s the one Halloween purchase almost everyone makes. The NRF found that 96% of shoppers planned to buy it, to the tune of $4.1 billion, and handing it out remains the most popular way to celebrate, with 61% planning to do just that. You can’t go wrong with candy, right?

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    #22

    My Halloween Donut Fail!

    Homemade decorated cake pops with messy icing showing Halloween fails

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    Fail? Where? They look a little creepy and probably taste delish, no fail here.

    #23

    No One Has Got The Costume So Far

    Couple in Forrest Gump and Jenny Halloween costumes highlighting funny Halloween fails

    So we watched the film recently as it was on streaming and thought it'd make a great Halloween costume, turns out my 60 year old parents who should definitely know better, didn't get it T-T

    "Are you specific people, or generic table tennis player and hippie chick?" - My own mother 2026

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    Melissa Hart
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    4 hours ago (edited)

    Run Forrest, Run

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    #24

    Halloween Treats

    Box of old magazines set out as a funny Halloween fail trick-or-treat offering

    I see a lot of stuff end up in the trash, this year I decided to put out a box of coloring books & puzzle books for trick or treaters to also take along with some candy & snacks. I couldn’t sit outside because I had to go somewhere but when I got back, all the Funyuns were gone, all the gummy’s were gone, most of the lollipops were gone but it looks like only a handful of coloring books 🥹 should I have put a sign? Also, any ideas on where I can donate them to?

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Hmm, I see a "People" magazine and what appears to be a religious coloring book...?? Yeah, sorry, I too would take the funyuns

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    Ask almost anyone and they’ll tell you their favorite candy doesn’t taste the way it used to. Some of that comes down to nostalgia, as Megan McArdle acknowledges in The Washington Post, but not all of it. This year, Reese’s became the poster child for the complaint after the founder’s grandson accused Hershey of cutting corners on ingredients. The backlash was loud enough that the company promised to return to its classic recipes.

    #25

    The Socks I Got The Other Day For My Halloween Costume Are Two Right Feet

    Person wearing skeleton costume with hand-printed socks on their feet for Halloween fails

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    #26

    I Overestimated How Many Lollies I’d Need For Halloween

    Large bag filled with sorted candy bags showcasing spooky season Halloween fails

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    So, more for you or anyone you want to give them to.

    #27

    My Friend’s Kid Had One Wish For Halloween. To Be An Electrical Pole

    Child wearing a funny DIY cardboard costume showcasing hilarious Halloween fails

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    This is wonderful and unique and brilliantly done. The bird on top is *chef's kiss* 😂

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    And it’s not just the recipes. Bars have shrunk, ingredient lists have grown, and treats are increasingly engineered to last for months on the shelf. McArdle points to the steep rise in cocoa prices between 2022 and 2024 as one source of pressure. Preservatives sound grim, she admits (“who wants their candy embalmed? No one”), but they beat biting into a stale peanut butter cup. In the end, she suggests, the problem could be less corporate greed than human fallibility: companies trying to guess what we want, and not always getting it right.

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    #28

    We Lost The A, Still Gets The Point Across

    Funny Halloween fails decoration in a window with tombstones spelling DED incorrectly

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    #29

    Potato Or Candy?

    A trick-or-treat table with candy and actual raw potatoes as a funny Halloween fail

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    I know many kids who would grab the potato and run around squealing with delight over getting a potato.

    #30

    Nobody Came To My Halloween Party

    A party table spread with snacks and drinks representing Halloween fails during spooky season

    Half the guests cancelled in the time it took me to walk back from the store after buying all the food (and alcohol).

    Edit: I know it's not Halloween yet. This is the week that worked for me.

    Edit II: I love y'all. Did not realize Reddit had such a lust for mud pie/dirt. Another friend invited me out for drinks; life is good. AND I have the leftovers. Be well and stay spooky, friends.

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    And really, human fallibility is what this list is all about. Whether it’s a costume you spend half the night explaining at the punch table, a bleary-eyed morning at your desk, or a peanut butter cup that isn’t quite what it used to be, Halloween has a way of bringing out some very human flaws. But maybe that’s part of its charm. After all, if every October 31 went perfectly, we’d have nothing to laugh, vent, or scream about while we eagerly await the next one. Just ask some of the guys and ghouls on this list.

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    #31

    Cute Hot Dog Ghosts I Made For Halloween

    Side-by-side comparison of ghost-shaped hot dog pastries showing a Halloween baking fail

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    Karma Black
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Aww; I want one of the screaming, tortured weenies of the dåmned...

    #32

    I’m Garlic For Halloween

    A person posing in a homemade garlic costume representing a funny Halloween fail

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    Lukas (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    I'm so sorry, but my first thought was those horrible wakeups when you realize you've bled all over the bed

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    #33

    Welp. These Aren't Making It To The Halloween Party Tomorrow

    Burned and melted chocolate baking shapes showing Halloween fails on a baking sheet

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    Rathoren
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    cake pops!!

    #34

    Stolen Halloween Decorations

    Collage of Halloween decorations and trick or treat candies showing Halloween fails.

    Hi all! Not too sure if I’m allowed to post this but just wanted to express my frustration. My family and I are huge Halloween fans and we love to express it by DIY’ing and putting these decorations up in hopes that it will also bring a smile to anyone that passes by.
    I woke up this morning to find some of our decorations missing. The pumpkins that we carved, inflatable pumpkins, graveyard tombstones and our DIY spider are missing. At first, we thought the decorations were misplaced due to wind but we soon realized that was not the case.
    We tried our best to secure these decorations by using stakes and I guess the thieves failed to remove our DIY ghosts. I would have never thought that anyone would steal our stuff so we did not mark our names on the decorations.
    Any advice on what I can do in this situation? We are asking around the neighborhood for some footage and thinking about filing a police report. Unfortunately, our cameras could not capture the theft as it was blocked by our decorations. (It’s our fault we know)
    I’m just super bummed out and Halloween is in 3 days.

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    #35

    My Work Posted These 5 Days Apart

    Two conflicting workplace memos regarding employee costumes demonstrating a funny Halloween fail.

    For the sake of clarity, the first sign banning costumes was put up first, then the sign permitting costumes was put up today.

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    #36

    Another Kid Punched My Nephews Homemade Costume

    Four photos showing a homemade Venom mask destroyed in Halloween fails

    I have started to hand make one Halloween costume a year for someone in my family. I'm a novice and it's just for fun, but I put a lot of effort into them to make them happy. This year I made my nephews. He wanted to be Eddie with venom coming out from the side. I spent days working on it and trying to figure out how to get it to work right.

    He wore it to school today (he's in 5th grade) and apparently one of the special needs kids punched his costume. He also apparently tripped at some point and that may have damaged it more. Two reasons I'm mildly infuriated. First, I'm upset that it got damaged. Second, the school didn't let anyone know about the incident. And when he tripped today, his gums were bleeding a little (he just got his braces on recently) and they never called his parents about that either.

    I'm gonna try to fix it for tomorrow, but they may have to run to spirit in the morning to find something else that may work.

    (Yes my house is messy, I've been dealing with a lot and have an almost 2 year old and 7 year old)

    I want to add, I'm not mad at all at the kid that did it. I'm upset that it happened but I'm mad at the school.

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    #37

    Halloween Picture Fail

    A person dressed as a witch holding a black cat indoors for Halloween fails

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    Sara Frazer
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    5 hours ago

    How is this a fail??! Love the shawl, love the hat, but most importantly: the familiar!! 🐈‍⬛🖤

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    #38

    How The CEO Announced There Will Be No Dressing Up For Halloween This Year

    A screenshot of a corporate message about company values as an example of Halloween fails

    We dressed up last year without any issue. This year we get a guilt trip and a sermon.

    Edit: in the comments I shared where he explicitly said no costumes or decorations. I couldn't share the entire email without doxxing people

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    4 hours ago (edited)

    All-Hallows Eve, aka Halloween, is the Christian holiday prior to All Saint's Day. It has no connection with Samhain, according to current historical research.

    #39

    Failed

    Woman and boy with a rotten, moldy pumpkin interior as a funny Halloween fail.

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    #40

    The Candy I Won’t Be Handing Out Today Because My Wife Called Me A Creep For Being Excited About Trick Or Treaters

    Pink tray filled with sorted Halloween candy, highlighting fun Halloween fails and treats.

    First Halloween in years I won’t be working so I bought a bag of candy to give out

    When I got it out of the pantry to lay out my wife says “ok creep”

    went on to explain that a 47 year old man giving out candy to kids is creepy and I should absolutely not be doing that

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    Sara Frazer
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    5 hours ago

    Time to treat yourself to a divorce

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    #41

    I Don’t Think Anyone Is Getting My Halloween Costume 🤦‍♀️

    Woman wearing a Vote For Pedro shirt costumed for Halloween fails and fun.

    thank you for all the likes and comments! I’m glad I found my people. I went to my niece and nephew’s school Halloween festival and out of all the parents there only one couple knew who I was. They and their baby were Nacho Libra the Nun and Hector.
    I posted because when I showed friends/ family no one knew who I was and was nervous that maybe I should have went as a cat or bunny instead, I’m glad I went as Napoleon because I felt fabulous and I had a great time!
    Again thank you everyone for being so sweet and supportive! I appreciate it! You made this chick very happy! 😃

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    Cindy Brick
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    3 hours ago

    Of course anyone who loved Napoleon Dynamite would know! (How are your dancing skills?)

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    #42

    What The Hell?

    Trick or treater receiving baked beans in a container showing funny Halloween fails.

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    #43

    What Happened To Halloween This Year? 🎃

    Close up of Halloween fails showing a bowl overflowing with assorted candy treats.

    Decorated the front of the house, put out pumpkins and lights. Spent a small fortune on sweets/chocolate and we only had 3 knocks on the door. We were really looking forward to seeing some awesome costumes and all the families celebrating and nothing! Popped out with little one for an hour and everyone was dead excited to see us (other halloween houses in the area) and were saying the same, there's been hardly anyone out.

    Totally get it if Halloween, isn't your thing or you don't like trick or treaters but what happened!? I feel like everyones ready for christmas waaaay too early this year

    Anyways Happy Halloween to everyone who might of been celebrating too!!! Hope your bonfire nights are enjoyable. Stay safe and love to all fur babies!

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    Rusty’scate
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    53 minutes ago

    Same here all the kids drive to the rich neighborhoods 🙄

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