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Being a doctor is clearly one of the hardest and most stressful jobs on the planet. You're taking care of someone else's life, for crying out loud! However, that doesn't mean all doctors have to be serious all the time.

Bored Panda collected a list of random doctor acts of humor, to prove that even doctors like to have fun once in a while. From funny signs placed in their offices, to doc's just goofing around, these awesome doctors clearly know the best medicine is laughter.

Get yourself some vitamin C looking at these pics and don't forget to vote and comment as well!

#1

Hospital T-rex Has A Reminder For You

Hospital T-rex Has A Reminder For You

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Alex K
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love the fact that the t rex has pecks and nipples

The Cappy
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG. Every room needs this T-Rex.

Natt Sook
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it's really painful, you still want to be treated faster

ADHORTATOR
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who would answwer T-Rex back?

Gillian Black
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well said right on there are so many who push and shove to be first with only a sore toe above someone with something worse

CheddarCheese
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They need this on a huge flashing sign in the parking lot, the waiting area and each room.

Pandaman
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

T-Rex's been waiting for a long time.

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    #2

    My Friends Work Requires A Doctors Note If You Call In Sick

    My Friends Work Requires A Doctors Note If You Call In Sick

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    Ashley Argo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this doctor. Most of the time if we are sick and it's rest that's required. You're making it worse by making them leave home.

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Zealand, by law, an employer cannot REQUIRE a doctors certificate is someone is sick for less than 3 days. Once it gets to 3 days, the employer can require one.

    Christina Sietam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark you do not have to tell, But the note around Four weeks.

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    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I had to do this the dr walked in and said "how many more days do you want off" lol

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world's policy makers need to use such common sense too!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that really works, please send me a copy.......

    Suzanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More people should stay home with a cold instead of infecting everybody else.

    Nad Nadiah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i should send this to my teachers!

    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and that's how the zombie outbreak started.

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    #3

    My Cousin's Costume. He's A Dentist... And Yes, He's At Work

    My Cousin's Costume. He's A Dentist... And Yes, He's At Work

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    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except we have to pay him not the other way round.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe now the kids won't be scared of dentist?

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that guy giving you a filling lol!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you just bought the tooth right then a there huh?

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    #4

    Friend's Daughter Is Afraid Of Monsters In Her Closet. The Doctor Had The Pharmacy Fill This For Her

    Friend's Daughter Is Afraid Of Monsters In Her Closet. The Doctor Had The Pharmacy Fill This For Her

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great idea from a caring doctor !

    Alida Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And great that the pharmacy went along with it too.

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    Audrey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that for my son with water and orange blossom

    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it for my son with water and lavender- in a squirt bottle with a no monster logo ( a la ghostbusters) worked like a dream

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it smells great, she'll want to use it every night. ;D

    Satellite Skin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused as to what you're trying to get at. The winky face makes it super creepy to me.

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    Cukie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the best doctor ever

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    #5

    Always Choose The Doctor With A Sense Of Humor

    Always Choose The Doctor With A Sense Of Humor

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great sense of humor there, lol.

    Paul Morris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can bet these signs were placed there by a nurse!

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you want to go through, even if you don't belong in there.

    Vanessa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No a good idea to push in front of the door ^^

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    #6

    This Was In My Dentist's Waiting Room

    This Was In My Dentist's Waiting Room

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    Malene Klejs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in Danish. Før= before Efter= after

    Sverre Gidske
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think its norweigians since its spelled etter instead of efter with two T's

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    #7

    Found This At The Doctors Office

    Found This At The Doctors Office

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    Marie Boisvert
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be in every doctor's office, on the walls, on the door, on their forehead

    Maria R Maharia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanna do this to my patien's parent. They always ask for antibiotic...just antibiotic...if their kids got cold.....owh my...just cold......

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use antibiotics on viruses! They don't work! Using them when you don't need them increases the chance of making an antibiotic resistant pathogen!! Very Bad!!

    Jenn Ott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has chronic sinus infections (my sinuses are the size of a small child's) this is why I wait a week to see if it will heal on its own first before I go to the doctor. Sometimes they are viral and will start to heal on their own, but occasionally I'll legit need an antibiotic and they appreciate me doing this.

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no pill for the many different types of colds

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    #8

    My Gynecologist Just Asked If I Wanted The Blinds Left Open

    My Gynecologist Just Asked If I Wanted The Blinds Left Open

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    Nadja Pedersen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. I like a view when spreading my legs.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the film crew? Do you want them out as well?

    Sir Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol why is that even the location for exam room?

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    #9

    Found This In My Doctor's Office. Seemed Accurate

    Found This In My Doctor's Office. Seemed Accurate

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    Brigitte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really laughed at the pink eye.

    Janice H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken from Allie Brosh, "Hyperbole and a half" http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html

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    Jake Thiele
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was taken from "Hyperbole and a half" and should have been credited as such.

    Satellite Skin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for her. Her stuff is constantly taken and she's never given credit. Also, I miss her. She hasn't posted anything in a long time and I do really hope she's okay. I know she said she was struggling with depression before she went MIA and it worries me. :(

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    Ian Osmond
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html

    Laura Faso
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every doctors offices needs this sign.

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #7 reaction "when I see my crush with someone else </3"

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    #11

    I Noticed A New Sign At My Doctors Office

    I Noticed A New Sign At My Doctors Office

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schould not tell this to the children or those parents who actually visit the doctor to get their children vaccinated but to those who shelfishly put their children and other at risk by refusing vaccinations for illegitimate reasons.

    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! one time my mom hired a babysitter whose family was opposed to vaccinations. When the babysitter found out we were vaccinated, she quit working for us. My family was very much relieved that she did her loss not ours

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Details, details, details. Now let me have the lollipop......please.

    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok , but the lollipop is definitely second!

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave plenty of vaccinations to kids, &, candy was a no-no. We gave out great stickers , age & sex appropriate. Kids loved them !

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they didn't realize the alternative.

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    Abigail K.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the fact that you DO

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    #12

    My Uncle Sent Me This Picture Of His Prosthesis Doctor

    My Uncle Sent Me This Picture Of His Prosthesis Doctor

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One serious BadAss, barbed wire and all!

    Danishlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so Lucille from The Walking Dead!😂

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    Larry Bud Melman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're on easy street, and it feels so sweet, cos the world is but a treat when you're on easy street..."

    Claire Sylvester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And we're drinking up the good champagne, sitting easy on the gravy train......"

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    Tim Graham
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warriors, come out and play-ay

    Ana Anić
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucille! Negan will be furious! 😄

    Claire Sylvester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc must have overidden and beat Negan! Go Doc Go!!

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a serious sense of humor.

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    #13

    Cousin Gave Birth On Halloween Night. This Was The Doc During The Delivery

    Cousin Gave Birth On Halloween Night. This Was The Doc During The Delivery

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    Jessany Trotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrifying sight! They probably crawled back in REAL fast! lol

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a possible explanation why people end up needing severe therapy without there being a genetic reason for their psychotic break.

    Friedlander Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his eyeglasses hanging off his vest- kind of kills the drama for me a bit.

    Ramón Doomernik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mask, hair loose. It seems a bit sus

    Sir Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been joker dressed as nurse.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a hospital. This would never be allowed!

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    #14

    Sink At My Fertility Doctor's Office In The "Collection Room"

    Sink At My Fertility Doctor's Office In The "Collection Room"

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    Ladam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not washing my hands in that!

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the you-know-what is actually a very good moisterizer

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    Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see two person in the pic.. Why are they both in the "collection room"?

    C P
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The partner can be there to help things along. It's not just people selling sperm that need to use collection rooms but couples struggling with having kids too.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope this isn't taken literally, lol.

    Beverley Louie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, what on earth is that hand doing coming out of the front of his pants?? and where is the rest of it??

    Jayne Britton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry you can't get pregnant from washing your hands

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    #15

    My 2 Year Old Niece Who Has Been Hospitalized Passes The Time By Playing Operation With Her Doctor And Dora The Explorer. All Scrubbed Up And Ready For Surgery!

    My 2 Year Old Niece Who Has Been Hospitalized Passes The Time By Playing Operation With Her Doctor And Dora The Explorer. All Scrubbed Up And Ready For Surgery!

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    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor buzzes often. Little girl says, "I think we need to rethink staffing for my operation."

    Cukie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww what a sweet doctor!

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my friends, is a good doctor. When you can take the time to get to know your patient or ease any fears....

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet, that the doctor is playing with her. Hope all went well for that little girl.

    Aish Siva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that doctors get such a bad rap from the media. Being a lawyer used to be the devil profession and now we see so much hate towards doctors.

    Alberto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one mistake and lights out

    Laura Mish
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwww!!!! Precious little one

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    #16

    So My Dad Got His Hip Replaced And Had The Doctor Save It So He Could Turn It Into A Cane

    So My Dad Got His Hip Replaced And Had The Doctor Save It So He Could Turn It Into A Cane

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he goes for a walk, All of him will be going, including his femur. ;D

    The Gay Knight
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had that cane I would threaten to hit people with it and tell them that the bone was from the last person who messed with me

    tiagoobin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super awesome! It's his own bone, so no creeps for me :)

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! I didn't know they replaced so much of the hip.

    Su Jol
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't. This is much more than a hip replacement and TBH I think it's fake.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad rocks - I would do the same

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    #17

    Waiting For My Doctor's Appointment When Suddenly...

    Waiting For My Doctor's Appointment When Suddenly...

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see who that sample came from...

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patient: "Well, doc, you asked for a stool sample.. You know what's wrong with me?" Doc: "I'vegot a general idea.." [calls out to nurse] "Can I get a psych consult here, stat??"

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specimen jars look different around here.

    Irene Maria Manasseh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stool in a specimen jar... 😂😂😂 Nice pun.

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they came to the doctor

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    #18

    My Doctor Said: "You Kinda Look Like That Guy On The Wall Over There!"...

    My Doctor Said: "You Kinda Look Like That Guy On The Wall Over There!"...

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your symptoms are the same, I'd think you'd been pranked !

    GlassOfWater
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he IS the guy on the wall over there.

    Daniele Giuffrida
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then be careful because the guy on the wall doesn't seem to have the time of his life.

    Robyn Scott
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've been worse. ......could've been The Bristol Chart.....

    Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the shirts are identical. (-:

    Pandaman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the brother from TV commercials that takes antacid, the one in the wall doesn't.

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    #19

    My Local Dentist Has A Ceiling "Where's Wally?" For Patients During Appointments

    My Local Dentist Has A Ceiling "Where's Wally?" For Patients During Appointments

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    Rhon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish all dentists would put something on the ceiling!

    Jo Eastaff
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dentist had a tv in the ceiling. You could even bring a favourite dvd if you wanted.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should keep you distracted, just long enough.......

    Emre
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the waldo from the picture and tadaaaaaa! You never need to change the ceiling picture

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago , I'd talk about Waldo to friends. They never read the books & had no idea who he was. Now, he's everywhere & spawned all these internet find me's of animals, snowmen , etc.

    Catalina Ioan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it's just the cone of light from the lamp

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    Caroline Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it but I take my 👓 off and can't see s**t

    Fiona Messenger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most do, from experience. Mine has a map of the world. A previous one I had a massive "dock" scene with lots going on with ships, loading, flirting, working etc. I've also known a few have "99 dogs and 1 cat" painting.

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    #20

    My Wife Is Pregnant And Today Was Her First Ultrasound, This Was The Doctors Pen

    My Wife Is Pregnant And Today Was Her First Ultrasound, This Was The Doctors Pen

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    Arabela Iggesen Valenzuela
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing with this in a biology test would be considered cheating

    Shelby Meyer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a bunch of them so when someone stills my pen at work I'll know who

    Ognqn Vasilev
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where that curly hair on top of the pen came from

    Péter Lehoczki
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since only the tip contains ink, this fails at being a pen in my eyes.

    Krysta Storer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is by far the coolest pen I've seen in a decade. Mont Blanc who?!

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    #21

    Found This At My Ob Appointment Today

    Found This At My Ob Appointment Today

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer to question 9: Of course you can try, but I don't think you'll fit. try using a standard sized shower instead.

    Marcos Residori
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahhahahhahahaha I think I'll borrow this for a while :D

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So what's your question" LMFAO! Love it!

    Star Gazer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #5: Well, too much pressure is painful, so....it will be probably both. Painful pressure. And maybe some other joyful stuff 💁🏻‍♀️

    Cheryl Rae
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For #3: Babies don't have sex you sicko!

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    #22

    My Coworker Got His Wisdom Teeth Removed The Other Day, The Doctor Said He Would Take A Funny Picture While He Was Under Anesthesia....My God

    My Coworker Got His Wisdom Teeth Removed The Other Day, The Doctor Said He Would Take A Funny Picture While He Was Under Anesthesia....My God

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    Daniel Sipes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy layin down be like: I CAN SEE SOUNDS 8D

    MagicalUnicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face of pure happiness though

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say something along the lines of that LOL!

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but this kind of reminds me of how during the civil war the surgeon would have you chew on a bullet while he amputated you

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the patient suffering.

    Jenni Ester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the pliers are making me so uncomfortable. >.<!

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    #23

    We Had Our Lecture On "Giving Bad News" At My Medical School Today. The Doctor Ended The Hour With These...

    We Had Our Lecture On "Giving Bad News" At My Medical School Today. The Doctor Ended The Hour With These...

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And obviously the students will only remember those ^^

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing like a Emergency Room sense of humor. ;D

    Kiki L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are from a book of postcards by Ben Schwartz & Amanda McCall. There's a series. Just thought I'd attribute this to them!

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alzheimer's is represented by a gold fish

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    #24

    Nurse Humor

    Nurse Humor

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    Lynnie Hendricks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope it is Photoshopped -- it makes me giggle here, but I really wouldn't want a scar that said something I didn't necessarily intend.

    Joane Pi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lynne Hendricks, Those are stichs for you to enjoy for a few days. The only scar is the area that was hild together! I am sitting here with 30 of them and would enjoy laughing everytime I looked at them!

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not higher up?!?!? This is genius! :-D

    Rohan Tapiyawala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks less like a nurse's job and more like Harley Quinn's

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    #25

    I Went To The Doctor Today. The Little Sign On The Counter Says "You Will Obey And Wash Your Hands"

    I Went To The Doctor Today. The Little Sign On The Counter Says "You Will Obey And Wash Your Hands"

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    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keep calm I'm the doctor " 😂

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will, as soon as you provide a sink. :D

    Lux Lucis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably the best dentist's office I've seen.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this doc sounds awesome! :)

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that exploding Tardis on the right there?? O_O

    Random Person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the DW universe, Vincent Van Gogh pained it. Such nerdiness…

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    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOCTOR WHO FAM COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS WE SHALL RISE UP!!!

    Jack Green
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever become a doctor, this will be me.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure we will - he's The Doctor!

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the procedure doesn't work, he can go back in time and save you :D

    Teresa Gustafsson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that exploding Tardis poster 😁

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    #26

    Just Got A Vasectomy. Doctor Gives You A Complimentary Bag Of Nuts Afterwards

    Just Got A Vasectomy. Doctor Gives You A Complimentary Bag Of Nuts Afterwards

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's just rubbing salt on a raw would!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can shoot your gun anytime, because you are now shooting blanks. ;D

    Karel Blechta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, have any of this doctor's patients ever kicked him in the nuts after getting this?

    Péter Lehoczki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what font it is, but the different style of 'e' kills me.

    Charlene King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, is this a thing? I've got to check out that website! Too funny and a great way to lighten the mood for the couple!

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    #27

    Doctor Said I Must Wear This At All Times...

    Doctor Said I Must Wear This At All Times...

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last wish of nearly everyone these days

    Princess Jade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why has no one figured out you can set up your browser to automatically wipe your history or even better, private mode?!

    Aga Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where to buy this bracelet?

    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're given this to wear by your doctors, he probably has a low expectancy for you to make it through.

    Raymond Wand
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Or deleting that google search you did for the diagnosis...... did it work?

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    #28

    Words Of Wisdom At The Doctors Office

    Words Of Wisdom At The Doctors Office

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too would do anything to be thin. Except changing anything about me and my life choices. *dive into a whales mouth*

    M G----no
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard for those of us with medical issues and no metabolism to speak of. I can eat half the amount of food as some people, gain weight, and the other person not gain an ounce. Had one friend who couldn't gain weight and his doc was forcing him to drink weight gain powder. hated him for that.

    Elizabeth Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be healthy, not thin. Thin people need a hamburger.

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except diet and exercise? so you need to surgery?

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got the money, we can definitely cut away the problem.

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do diet and exercise, what do you need a doctor for?

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For s**t like Ebola. No matter how beefy you are or how many greens you eat you will be like body slammed into death.

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    #29

    This Was At My Dentist's Office

    This Was At My Dentist's Office

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes to dentist for tooth ache. "Does it hurt when I do this?" Proceeds to pound on tooth with metal handle.

    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess... A filed down tooth brush? ;)

    therealpixie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's an instrument of torture for measuring the depth of pockets created by periodontal disease.

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    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The llama offends me deeply you should never make pictures like that *Grabs rioting sign*

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    #30

    My Gf Works In An Ob-Gyn Clinic. She Found This Amazing Little Picture Chart

    My Gf Works In An Ob-Gyn Clinic. She Found This Amazing Little Picture Chart

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    Emily Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's like a human transformer!" I actally laughed out loud! This is great!

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OHMYGODWOMAN ARE YOU THE HULK?!" I screamed as my girlfriend gave birth and broke my hand.

    Margie Lazou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah that kinda happened when i gave birth. biggest mistake is letting the douchebag be in the room. no respect from him ever again, he was always disgusted after that.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh she's like a human transformer. Hehe this one my favorite xD

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hihihi.I really like this one

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they bring them from Paris?

    #31

    My Brother Had To Go In For A Colorectal Exam Yesterday. This Was The Painting On The Wall In The Room He Was In

    My Brother Had To Go In For A Colorectal Exam Yesterday. This Was The Painting On The Wall In The Room He Was In

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    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the colonoscopy gadget wont be as cold as the dog's nose

    Rob LeBlanc
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    8 years ago

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    Yeah. It's way more invasive than that. The worst is when the doctor is behind you, has started the procedure, and then you realize that both his hands are on your shoulders. :/

    #32

    My Scumbag Doctor Has This Book On The Table In His Waiting Area

    My Scumbag Doctor Has This Book On The Table In His Waiting Area

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fatal Familial Insomnia sounds really horrible!

    Rashmi Prakash Palai 11B 25
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    2 years ago

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    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You MIGHT have all of these things..

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know plenty of hypochondriacs. Why give them more ideas ?

    Leah Forgy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he a scumbag? Are you a hypochondriac?

    LD Beatty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually diagnosed my gall stone that the doctors said was a stomach ache. Turned out to be the size of a golf ball and I had emergency surgery

    Dave Rave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never read medical books..You may die of a misprint.

    Mim Greene
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The awful thing is, i just looked up one of these to see if i had it! lol

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    #33

    I Went In For A Physical This Morning, My Doctor Did Not Disappoint. He Even Had A Fake Parrot, And Schillings, And Told Several Pirate Jokes. It Was Also My First Time At This Office, I Think I Chose Right

    I Went In For A Physical This Morning, My Doctor Did Not Disappoint. He Even Had A Fake Parrot, And Schillings, And Told Several Pirate Jokes. It Was Also My First Time At This Office, I Think I Chose Right

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he use rhum for numb the pain?

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he did in fact, use Rum, then I definitely need to find him! Rum is the solution to all problems!

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it September 19th? ITLAPD!

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahoy, matey, four more months and we'll be close to a snug harbor, so pull that rope with a will! Arrrrrr!!

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    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because...why not? I bet he uses a mallet for general anaesthesia

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the sexual health clinic then, otherwise an ordinary pirate would have sufficed. ;-)

    John’s Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they ask for a sample of any kind? “Aar, she blows!”

    Barbara Jordan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been in September for "talk like a pirate day". One of my favorite holidays. My facebook language is set for pirate-speak. Ahrrrr....

    Jean Infosly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like a sitting pirate to me

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    #34

    Sign In Front Of My Dentist's Office

    Sign In Front Of My Dentist's Office

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    LilleMy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thats not really saying much, is it? Could still hurt like f*ck, lol.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The art of advertising at his best...

    #35

    My Roommate's Dentist Has The Best Appointment Reminders

    My Roommate's Dentist Has The Best Appointment Reminders

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    Jaclyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! I bet they have great client retention!

    Margie Lazou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just... awesome. And they say dentists are boring people.

    Felicity
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha i watched Back to the future on netflix haha great movie like 13 going on 30

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    #36

    The Tv At The Doctor's Office Today

    The Tv At The Doctor's Office Today

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    Lena Sterling
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked the tv in waiting rooms, but i always loved aquariums!

    Jess Hodges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to touch the magazines at the doctor's!

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is touching your face after the surfaces/ magazines/ door handles etc.

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    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there's a book, magazine, newspaper to read of

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you provide any fancy brochures to read? forget about the magazines and newspapers.

    Margie Lazou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nice moral s**t, but as a mother of a hyperactive kid who stays put in the doctor's office when it has the tv on some kids show, I wouldn't appreciate that kind of smuggery.

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    #37

    Found This At My Dentist

    Found This At My Dentist

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    #38

    Saw This While In The Doctors Office Today

    Saw This While In The Doctors Office Today

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    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your rent is overdue in the East Village. :)

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caroline, if you remember wearing those old shoes with natural snake skin, that means you probably are over 50 years of age, that makes you candidate for colon inspection with steel gadget and some coconut oil.

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    #39

    Dr Snip Uses Pocket Knives To Advertise Business

    Dr Snip Uses Pocket Knives To Advertise Business

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    John Haché
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no idea the toll 11 vasectomies has on a man...

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! It even comes with a corkscrew for added irony!

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorena Bobbit would approved it.

    Kayla Dowdy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lam eensy weensy. Lam say-say... eunuchy. Snip- snip." That's what went through my mind when I saw 'Dr Snip'

    Heather Austin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey that's where my husband is going

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    #40

    Just Saw This Sign At The Dentist Office

    Just Saw This Sign At The Dentist Office

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    #41

    Doctor I Work For Had This Pin On Today

    Doctor I Work For Had This Pin On Today

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    phoenix McCabe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just give em all the pills at once

    Pandaman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to recover fast, don't you?

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god *downs five bottles of pills*

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    #42

    A Pen At Ob-Gyn Office

    A Pen At Ob-Gyn Office

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    rebekah hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or south jersey? Lmao this is sick as f**k. This office has obviously found many pens where they don't belong.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be right ... after removal "Hey, we told you not to put it there - It is even written on it!!!"

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    Razvan Manole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, no warning about a**l though...

    Laura Mish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I live in South Jersey lol

    Jenn Ott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this necessary? I kinda want to hear the story on this one.

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Was the pen measured in freedom units?

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    #43

    I Like To Think I'm A Pretty Up-beat Young Doctor. Apparently It's Become A Problem...

    I Like To Think I'm A Pretty Up-beat Young Doctor. Apparently It's Become A Problem...

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    Bets or Sash
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had no idea pagers still exist

    ThePurpleness
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to type in them. You're supposed to call the person who paged you; you find the number by hugging the bottom right one

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    Larissa McDonald
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most pagers have been replaced by vocera or the like. I thought only drug dealers and hookers used pagers still haha

    #44

    I "See" These Doctors Have A Sense Of Humour

    I "See" These Doctors Have A Sense Of Humour

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    #45

    Apparently Army Doctors Have A Sense Of Humor

    Apparently Army Doctors Have A Sense Of Humor

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    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never have an inspiring mustache. :( #BecauseAsian

    LD Beatty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cant have a mustache if in the army

    Lenora Hefley Rice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Women can have mustaches too!

    Monica Alderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interrupts me during conversation. Lol

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military mustache regulations make everyone look like Hitler.

    Scout Hargett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We take mustaches very seriously in the military, especially in March and November

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustache? It's Movember again?

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    #46

    My Nurse Friend Got Bored At Work (ob-gyn)

    My Nurse Friend Got Bored At Work (ob-gyn)

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nurse with time to be bored? And the horrible spready-thingies in plastic and not cold metal?? Where is this, I want to move there!

    Bridgette David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these years and I never knew that thing lit up!

    kirsten Jensen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't always it's new I just asked about them. They have LED lights in them

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    Larissa McDonald
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Rudolph I don't play those games

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    #47

    On The Desk Of My Wife's Obgyn... I Told Her It's Time To Get A New Doctor

    On The Desk Of My Wife's Obgyn... I Told Her It's Time To Get A New Doctor

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    Sarah Blanche Brinsfield
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! They are used on the end of the speculum (duckbill looking device inserted inside you for exams) or to cover an ultrasound probe.

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the latter as you'd not be able to swab anything if there's a barrier over the speculum

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    rebekah hernandez
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    8 years ago

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    This isn't funny at all

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    #48

    Stork Has Delivered

    Stork Has Delivered

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    jetmastergames
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case, the window was NOT open, and the stork flew headfirst into it

    Echo
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    8 years ago

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    Missing the joke here I guess.

    carey song
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because its a known fact that storks actually deliver our babies

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    guess
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    8 years ago

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    feels photoshopped...

    #49

    Saw This At My Doctors Office Today

    Saw This At My Doctors Office Today

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    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what he tried to do, but it's probably not wise for him to joke about that with so many patients abused under anesthesia.. seems like he's opening the door for a lawsuit.

    Tamara Keegan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, ah, no. This is creepy...bad marketing Marko Jeftic, DMD - just say NO!

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is last time I went for a cavity, I did fall asleep in the chair (I'm hyper-sensitive to Novocaine). Freaked my dentist out when he asked me a question and (according to him), I just flopped all over the place and only woke up when he shook me and literally shouted my name.

    Margie Lazou
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, grammatically it's not sleeping with, but sleeping at. bad pun, bad ad.

    N G
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who removed your funny bones?

    Prince-Nux
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    8 years ago

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    So why are you being such a condescending jerk? Did someone remove your coonscius?

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    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great "Exhibit A" at the inevitable hearing

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    #50

    Now You Can Send Your Doctor Dick Picks

    Now You Can Send Your Doctor Dick Picks

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    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a cool way to get more people seen by a doctor. At least they are having fun with it.

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    #51

    Painting In The Waiting Room Of An Ob-Gyn Doctor

    Painting In The Waiting Room Of An Ob-Gyn Doctor

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    Sandy Gilliland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're all reading way to much into this.

    Katinka Min
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a photo, not a painting, but it's still hilarious!!

    #52

    I Hurt My Back At Work Last Week. Then Again A Few Days Ago In The Bedroom. After A Talk With My Doctor He Gave Me This Medical Certificate

    I Hurt My Back At Work Last Week. Then Again A Few Days Ago In The Bedroom. After A Talk With My Doctor He Gave Me This Medical Certificate

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many such notes float around the porn industry...

    Laura Mish
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    8 years ago

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    That's BS. Made up.

    #53

    My Husband Just Sent Me This Award On Display At His Doctor's Office. I Think He's In Good Hands

    My Husband Just Sent Me This Award On Display At His Doctor's Office. I Think He's In Good Hands

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! This doc was a participant of global guts! I used to love that show as a kid!

    Echo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show people used to watch... and he was 1st place. Makes him a sort of hero if you will. I remember it a bit.

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    #54

    My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees

    My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees

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    Sasha Oquendo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard the phrase "I can't even" as in "I can't even deal with this right now"... Probably had many employees going around saying it.

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    Gerry Higgins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Can Even ....... Cat? I don't get it

    Jaganathan Kuppusamy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even look like a pussy 😂😂😂

    Will Tiernan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can...or...CT Scan (CAT Scan, Computerized Axial Tomography)

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    #55

    My Doctor Has The Oddest Old Posters In His Waiting Room

    My Doctor Has The Oddest Old Posters In His Waiting Room

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    Desiré Yen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is encouraging young kids to look up women's skirts! This is sick!

    Katinka Min
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I forget how endlessly sexist the 1980s were and why we invented political correctness in the first place.

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