Being a doctor is clearly one of the hardest and most stressful jobs on the planet. You're taking care of someone else's life, for crying out loud! However, that doesn't mean all doctors have to be serious all the time.
Bored Panda collected a list of random doctor acts of humor, to prove that even doctors like to have fun once in a while. From funny signs placed in their offices, to doc's just goofing around, these awesome doctors clearly know the best medicine is laughter.
Get yourself some vitamin C looking at these pics and don't forget to vote and comment as well!
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Hospital T-rex Has A Reminder For You
well said right on there are so many who push and shove to be first with only a sore toe above someone with something worse
They need this on a huge flashing sign in the parking lot, the waiting area and each room.
My Friends Work Requires A Doctors Note If You Call In Sick
I want this doctor. Most of the time if we are sick and it's rest that's required. You're making it worse by making them leave home.
In New Zealand, by law, an employer cannot REQUIRE a doctors certificate is someone is sick for less than 3 days. Once it gets to 3 days, the employer can require one.
In Denmark you do not have to tell, But the note around Four weeks.
Load More Replies...Last time I had to do this the dr walked in and said "how many more days do you want off" lol
My Cousin's Costume. He's A Dentist... And Yes, He's At Work
Friend's Daughter Is Afraid Of Monsters In Her Closet. The Doctor Had The Pharmacy Fill This For Her
And great that the pharmacy went along with it too.
Load More Replies...I did it for my son with water and lavender- in a squirt bottle with a no monster logo ( a la ghostbusters) worked like a dream
Load More Replies...I'm confused as to what you're trying to get at. The winky face makes it super creepy to me.
Load More Replies...Always Choose The Doctor With A Sense Of Humor
This Was In My Dentist's Waiting Room
i think its norweigians since its spelled etter instead of efter with two T's
Load More Replies...Found This At The Doctors Office
This should be in every doctor's office, on the walls, on the door, on their forehead
I always wanna do this to my patien's parent. They always ask for antibiotic...just antibiotic...if their kids got cold.....owh my...just cold......
Don't use antibiotics on viruses! They don't work! Using them when you don't need them increases the chance of making an antibiotic resistant pathogen!! Very Bad!!
As someone who has chronic sinus infections (my sinuses are the size of a small child's) this is why I wait a week to see if it will heal on its own first before I go to the doctor. Sometimes they are viral and will start to heal on their own, but occasionally I'll legit need an antibiotic and they appreciate me doing this.
My Gynecologist Just Asked If I Wanted The Blinds Left Open
Found This In My Doctor's Office. Seemed Accurate
Taken from Allie Brosh, "Hyperbole and a half" http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html
Load More Replies...This was taken from "Hyperbole and a half" and should have been credited as such.
I feel bad for her. Her stuff is constantly taken and she's never given credit. Also, I miss her. She hasn't posted anything in a long time and I do really hope she's okay. I know she said she was struggling with depression before she went MIA and it worries me. :(
Load More Replies...http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html
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I Noticed A New Sign At My Doctors Office
Schould not tell this to the children or those parents who actually visit the doctor to get their children vaccinated but to those who shelfishly put their children and other at risk by refusing vaccinations for illegitimate reasons.
yeah! one time my mom hired a babysitter whose family was opposed to vaccinations. When the babysitter found out we were vaccinated, she quit working for us. My family was very much relieved that she did her loss not ours
Load More Replies...Gave plenty of vaccinations to kids, &, candy was a no-no. We gave out great stickers , age & sex appropriate. Kids loved them !
That's because they didn't realize the alternative.
Load More Replies...My Uncle Sent Me This Picture Of His Prosthesis Doctor
"We're on easy street, and it feels so sweet, cos the world is but a treat when you're on easy street..."
"And we're drinking up the good champagne, sitting easy on the gravy train......"
Load More Replies...Doc must have overidden and beat Negan! Go Doc Go!!
Load More Replies...Cousin Gave Birth On Halloween Night. This Was The Doc During The Delivery
This is a possible explanation why people end up needing severe therapy without there being a genetic reason for their psychotic break.
I like his eyeglasses hanging off his vest- kind of kills the drama for me a bit.
Sink At My Fertility Doctor's Office In The "Collection Room"
I've heard the you-know-what is actually a very good moisterizer
Load More Replies...I see two person in the pic.. Why are they both in the "collection room"?
The partner can be there to help things along. It's not just people selling sperm that need to use collection rooms but couples struggling with having kids too.
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness! Now i can't unthink this!
Load More Replies...ok, what on earth is that hand doing coming out of the front of his pants?? and where is the rest of it??
My 2 Year Old Niece Who Has Been Hospitalized Passes The Time By Playing Operation With Her Doctor And Dora The Explorer. All Scrubbed Up And Ready For Surgery!
Doctor buzzes often. Little girl says, "I think we need to rethink staffing for my operation."
That, my friends, is a good doctor. When you can take the time to get to know your patient or ease any fears....
This is so sweet, that the doctor is playing with her. Hope all went well for that little girl.
So My Dad Got His Hip Replaced And Had The Doctor Save It So He Could Turn It Into A Cane
If I had that cane I would threaten to hit people with it and tell them that the bone was from the last person who messed with me
they don't. This is much more than a hip replacement and TBH I think it's fake.
Load More Replies...Waiting For My Doctor's Appointment When Suddenly...
My Doctor Said: "You Kinda Look Like That Guy On The Wall Over There!"...
Then be careful because the guy on the wall doesn't seem to have the time of his life.
My Local Dentist Has A Ceiling "Where's Wally?" For Patients During Appointments
My dentist had a tv in the ceiling. You could even bring a favourite dvd if you wanted.
Load More Replies...Remove the waldo from the picture and tadaaaaaa! You never need to change the ceiling picture
I suspect it's just the cone of light from the lamp
Load More Replies...Most do, from experience. Mine has a map of the world. A previous one I had a massive "dock" scene with lots going on with ships, loading, flirting, working etc. I've also known a few have "99 dogs and 1 cat" painting.
My Wife Is Pregnant And Today Was Her First Ultrasound, This Was The Doctors Pen
Writing with this in a biology test would be considered cheating
I want a bunch of them so when someone stills my pen at work I'll know who
Since only the tip contains ink, this fails at being a pen in my eyes.
That is by far the coolest pen I've seen in a decade. Mont Blanc who?!
Found This At My Ob Appointment Today
Answer to question 9: Of course you can try, but I don't think you'll fit. try using a standard sized shower instead.
#5: Well, too much pressure is painful, so....it will be probably both. Painful pressure. And maybe some other joyful stuff 💁🏻♀️
My Coworker Got His Wisdom Teeth Removed The Other Day, The Doctor Said He Would Take A Funny Picture While He Was Under Anesthesia....My God
I was gonna say something along the lines of that LOL!
Load More Replies...I don't know why, but this kind of reminds me of how during the civil war the surgeon would have you chew on a bullet while he amputated you
We Had Our Lecture On "Giving Bad News" At My Medical School Today. The Doctor Ended The Hour With These...
Nurse Humor
I sure hope it is Photoshopped -- it makes me giggle here, but I really wouldn't want a scar that said something I didn't necessarily intend.
Lynne Hendricks, Those are stichs for you to enjoy for a few days. The only scar is the area that was hild together! I am sitting here with 30 of them and would enjoy laughing everytime I looked at them!
Load More Replies...I Went To The Doctor Today. The Little Sign On The Counter Says "You Will Obey And Wash Your Hands"
In the DW universe, Vincent Van Gogh pained it. Such nerdiness…
Load More Replies...And if the procedure doesn't work, he can go back in time and save you :D
Just Got A Vasectomy. Doctor Gives You A Complimentary Bag Of Nuts Afterwards
I wonder, have any of this doctor's patients ever kicked him in the nuts after getting this?
I don't know what font it is, but the different style of 'e' kills me.
Omg, is this a thing? I've got to check out that website! Too funny and a great way to lighten the mood for the couple!
Doctor Said I Must Wear This At All Times...
Why has no one figured out you can set up your browser to automatically wipe your history or even better, private mode?!
Well, if you're given this to wear by your doctors, he probably has a low expectancy for you to make it through.
Words Of Wisdom At The Doctors Office
I too would do anything to be thin. Except changing anything about me and my life choices. *dive into a whales mouth*
It's hard for those of us with medical issues and no metabolism to speak of. I can eat half the amount of food as some people, gain weight, and the other person not gain an ounce. Had one friend who couldn't gain weight and his doc was forcing him to drink weight gain powder. hated him for that.
For s**t like Ebola. No matter how beefy you are or how many greens you eat you will be like body slammed into death.
Load More Replies...This Was At My Dentist's Office
Goes to dentist for tooth ache. "Does it hurt when I do this?" Proceeds to pound on tooth with metal handle.
No, it's an instrument of torture for measuring the depth of pockets created by periodontal disease.
Load More Replies...The llama offends me deeply you should never make pictures like that *Grabs rioting sign*
My Gf Works In An Ob-Gyn Clinic. She Found This Amazing Little Picture Chart
"She's like a human transformer!" I actally laughed out loud! This is great!
"OHMYGODWOMAN ARE YOU THE HULK?!" I screamed as my girlfriend gave birth and broke my hand.
yeah that kinda happened when i gave birth. biggest mistake is letting the douchebag be in the room. no respect from him ever again, he was always disgusted after that.
My Brother Had To Go In For A Colorectal Exam Yesterday. This Was The Painting On The Wall In The Room He Was In
My Scumbag Doctor Has This Book On The Table In His Waiting Area
The awful thing is, i just looked up one of these to see if i had it! lol
I Went In For A Physical This Morning, My Doctor Did Not Disappoint. He Even Had A Fake Parrot, And Schillings, And Told Several Pirate Jokes. It Was Also My First Time At This Office, I Think I Chose Right
If he did in fact, use Rum, then I definitely need to find him! Rum is the solution to all problems!
Load More Replies...Ahoy, matey, four more months and we'll be close to a snug harbor, so pull that rope with a will! Arrrrrr!!
Load More Replies...Must have been in September for "talk like a pirate day". One of my favorite holidays. My facebook language is set for pirate-speak. Ahrrrr....
Sign In Front Of My Dentist's Office
My Roommate's Dentist Has The Best Appointment Reminders
The Tv At The Doctor's Office Today
I never liked the tv in waiting rooms, but i always loved aquariums!
Me too! I've used this image a lot... but... IMG_8091-5...376978.jpg
The issue is touching your face after the surfaces/ magazines/ door handles etc.
Load More Replies...Yeah, nice moral s**t, but as a mother of a hyperactive kid who stays put in the doctor's office when it has the tv on some kids show, I wouldn't appreciate that kind of smuggery.
Found This At My Dentist
Saw This While In The Doctors Office Today
Caroline, if you remember wearing those old shoes with natural snake skin, that means you probably are over 50 years of age, that makes you candidate for colon inspection with steel gadget and some coconut oil.
Load More Replies...Dr Snip Uses Pocket Knives To Advertise Business
You have no idea the toll 11 vasectomies has on a man...
Load More Replies..."Lam eensy weensy. Lam say-say... eunuchy. Snip- snip." That's what went through my mind when I saw 'Dr Snip'
Just Saw This Sign At The Dentist Office
Doctor I Work For Had This Pin On Today
A Pen At Ob-Gyn Office
Or south jersey? Lmao this is sick as f**k. This office has obviously found many pens where they don't belong.
You must be right ... after removal "Hey, we told you not to put it there - It is even written on it!!!"
Load More Replies...I Like To Think I'm A Pretty Up-beat Young Doctor. Apparently It's Become A Problem...
You're not supposed to type in them. You're supposed to call the person who paged you; you find the number by hugging the bottom right one
Load More Replies...Most pagers have been replaced by vocera or the like. I thought only drug dealers and hookers used pagers still haha
I "See" These Doctors Have A Sense Of Humour
Apparently Army Doctors Have A Sense Of Humor
We take mustaches very seriously in the military, especially in March and November
My Nurse Friend Got Bored At Work (ob-gyn)
A nurse with time to be bored? And the horrible spready-thingies in plastic and not cold metal?? Where is this, I want to move there!
They haven't always it's new I just asked about them. They have LED lights in them
Load More Replies...On The Desk Of My Wife's Obgyn... I Told Her It's Time To Get A New Doctor
LOL! They are used on the end of the speculum (duckbill looking device inserted inside you for exams) or to cover an ultrasound probe.
I suspect the latter as you'd not be able to swab anything if there's a barrier over the speculum
Load More Replies...Stork Has Delivered
In my case, the window was NOT open, and the stork flew headfirst into it
Because its a known fact that storks actually deliver our babies
Load More Replies...Saw This At My Doctors Office Today
I get what he tried to do, but it's probably not wise for him to joke about that with so many patients abused under anesthesia.. seems like he's opening the door for a lawsuit.
Ah, ah, no. This is creepy...bad marketing Marko Jeftic, DMD - just say NO!
The funny thing is last time I went for a cavity, I did fall asleep in the chair (I'm hyper-sensitive to Novocaine). Freaked my dentist out when he asked me a question and (according to him), I just flopped all over the place and only woke up when he shook me and literally shouted my name.
well, grammatically it's not sleeping with, but sleeping at. bad pun, bad ad.
Now You Can Send Your Doctor Dick Picks
Actually a cool way to get more people seen by a doctor. At least they are having fun with it.
Painting In The Waiting Room Of An Ob-Gyn Doctor
I Hurt My Back At Work Last Week. Then Again A Few Days Ago In The Bedroom. After A Talk With My Doctor He Gave Me This Medical Certificate
My Husband Just Sent Me This Award On Display At His Doctor's Office. I Think He's In Good Hands
My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees
Ever heard the phrase "I can't even" as in "I can't even deal with this right now"... Probably had many employees going around saying it.
Load More Replies...people say "omg i cant even" but you CAN EVEN
Load More Replies...My Doctor Has The Oddest Old Posters In His Waiting Room
Actually putting this poster means a lot under a surveillance camera :)
So this is encouraging young kids to look up women's skirts! This is sick!
Sometimes I forget how endlessly sexist the 1980s were and why we invented political correctness in the first place.
My dad is a burn surgeon. On his birthday, he spent the entire day in a princess outfit. It was pretty great
My OBGyn had a license plate frame that said DR .... at your cervix lol
Hospitals should always be cheerful ... That way all the patients can get well soon ... Way to go , all of you !
Yep! It's also a good distraction to soften your general medical anxiety.
Load More Replies...Doctor's office has a sign that says "smoking is a great way to lose weight. one lung at a time"
Once, my friend and I went to treat the dog. It was a tragic story. Do not use the services of a doctor: https://patch.com/new-york/midhudsonvalley/what-kenny-slaught
My dad is a burn surgeon. On his birthday, he spent the entire day in a princess outfit. It was pretty great
My OBGyn had a license plate frame that said DR .... at your cervix lol
Hospitals should always be cheerful ... That way all the patients can get well soon ... Way to go , all of you !
Yep! It's also a good distraction to soften your general medical anxiety.
Load More Replies...Doctor's office has a sign that says "smoking is a great way to lose weight. one lung at a time"
Once, my friend and I went to treat the dog. It was a tragic story. Do not use the services of a doctor: https://patch.com/new-york/midhudsonvalley/what-kenny-slaught
