50 Valentine’s Day Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertIt’s that time of the year, Pandas! The time for heart-shaped candies, ‘I heart you’ balloons, and bad love puns. You might hate the commercialization of the day that’s supposed to represent love and connection. But you can’t deny that with loads of merchandise comes the opportunity to laugh at some fails.
We’ve scoured the Internet and found the best of the worst. From funny spelling mistakes and cringy design choices to some absurdly grotesque Valentine’s products. You mean to tell me they sell heart-shaped beef? Bacon strips shaped to look like a rose? That’s the level of silliness I’m always up for!
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That’s One Way To Do It
Plus it's not reflective enough to act as a make-up mirror.
Load More Replies...If you're a cynic when it comes to love and all the hearts and sweets make you nauseous, Valentine's Day may seem pointless to you. Even some coupled-up people view it as nothing but a capitalist scam. However, relationship experts say that February 14th can be pretty important for people in relationships.
We asked relationship coach Frances Kelleher whether Valentine's Day should be special for couples. She says that it doesn't necessarily have to be on February 14th. The most important thing is to celebrate your union, and Valentine's Day can be a good reminder to do that.
I Don't Want To Kink Shame, But
For my fellow North Americans, remember that British eggs go on the left side of the bed.
In some cultures (or at least in mine), there is a belief (unsubstantiated), that half boiled eggs with honey increases libido. Maybe that is what is implied here.
Valentine's Day Is Just Around The Corner
Same set up as the hammer one. Someone is just having fun in their store ‘cause they are bored.
Now, that would be one way of spending Valentine's night, but, I'd settle for pretty much anything else.
"We need to keep appreciating our partners and not take them for granted; otherwise, the love dies," the relationship coach explains. "It's as simple as that. You have to keep dating your partner, too. This keeps the emotional bond strong. The health of the emotional bond of the couple is what keeps the relationship alive."
Kelleher has some suggestions on what couples can do. "Have a date night minimum once a month and just reconnect and have fun. Do not talk about the children or the house bills, just have fun and celebrate your union often that way."
We've Changed The Sign For Valentine's Day, Boss
I Saw The Craziest Valentine’s Gift At Walmart Today
Wish my husband got that for me. I guess he doesn’t love me as much as alcohol.
Oh My
I think they're house slippers! Better yet, repurposed house slippers! :))
Load More Replies...With Valentine's Day also comes what psychologists call 'performance anxiety.' No, not that one; settle down, boys. Relationship expert Becky Spelman told Business Insider that it's caused by the expectations that come with the day. "Because [couples] feel under so much pressure to be romantic, they also feel paralyzed and worried that whatever they do will not live up to the hype."
Dating coach Frances Kelleher tells Bored Panda that the definition of 'something special' is different for each couple. "Doing something special does not mean you have to spend lots of money on them or have to do something lavish."
"It could be making them breakfast in bed, washing their car, filling the dishwasher," Kelleher lists some possibilities. "These are all acts of love. It could be putting the children to bed a bit earlier so you have a date night at home watching a nice movie."
Interesting Kind Of Valentine’s Day That Walmart Is Promoting
Yes, because "I Spit On Your Grave" is exactly the thing you want to hear from your partner
If you've seen that movie you know its much worse than just that. That movie is disturbing as hell.
Load More Replies...geez what on earth were Walmart thinking? putting twilight in with the romance movies?
Why do I get the sense that someone just picked a bunch of movies with red covers for this display without actually engaging their brain?
dude if i get a bf we are so gonna cuddle and watch i spit on your grave
Beef Roses For Valentine’s Day
For $1 I'd buy them just for the lolz (then I'd probably cook them for my cats 😁)
From 2022, bet that would be three times the price now. Although that's still a good deal. I'll take a dozen 🌹
I sincerely have no idea why you got down voted so have an updoot
Load More Replies...Glad They Have A Sense Of Humor
Some people might like the double stuffed. Just saying.
Load More Replies...Here's your pizza, lady. *ziiip* And here's your pepperoni.
Remember Gary Chapman's book "The Five Love Languages?" Although it's mostly based on generalizations, some people find that his described types of love languages may apply to them. A 2006 study found that Chapman's love languages "may reflect behaviors" we use to maintain a good relationship.
"Check what your partner's love language is," Kelleher advises. "There are five. For instance, one is acts of service. Another is receiving gifts. You can do the love language quiz online to see which one you are and which one they are. This is a game changer as people usually give love the way they want to receive it, not in the love language of their partner, which could be totally different."
They Know Exactly What They Are Doing
I read somewhere that there are certain combinations of words that can get you forcibly removed from a business meeting. I think this is one of those combinations.
That's a character from The Boys. In the comic he's a Russian supe. Not sure they've named him in the TV show yet.
This Can’t Be Real
Nothing says "Be mine" this valentine's day quite like a stuffed sphincter.
Seen At Burwash Dining Hall
Probably someone messing around with the letters. I don't think it was a design fail.
You know that dying android voice (kinda like Big hero 6) where things start slurring and making 0 sense but it's clear it's trying? Yeah, this is what that looks like written out 🤣🤣🤣
When I was in school we had something similar, on the wall it was supposed to say "She believed she could, so she did" but it got messed up and said "She believed she could, he did"
And what should the loners do on Valentine's Day? Some women opt for a day with their girlfriends – a Galentine's Day. Others might choose to ignore the day altogether. Kelleher says that single people can also use this day for doing something special. "I would advise using this day as fuel to propel you forward in meeting the right partner."
His Name Is Artin, But I Named Him Soulless
I got this for my girlfriend as a joke for Valentine’s Day. I’m not a huge fan but I support her obsession and I love her, so I just go with it. But the joke is that I felt like I was being stared at by “Soulless Creatures”. Well, I was at the store today and noticed this dude was missing a face, so I named it Soulless.
This Valentine's Day Window Display At A South Brooklyn Pharmacy
You get pepper sprayed, s**t your pants, and use the Wet Ones to clean up! Happy VD!
The Queen Of The Throne
It was clueless, probably divorced males in the marketing department. And it's got brought by equally, soon to be divorced males who thought something practical would be a nice gift. (Women/partners who are aligned with their partner to buy a new toilet would never likely chose one of those over-expensive valentine's offers).
Load More Replies...I think I can confidently state that no woman in the history of ever has wanted a toilet for a romantic gift.
Interesting that it is a "licensed gas contractor". Personally, I would have called a plumber. I am quite capable of producing plenty of gas by myself; no licence needed!
If it was a bidet toilet this would make more sense. Especially the warm water pulsing wash.
"Make a decision that, this time next year, you will have found your right partner," the dating expert recommends. "Do three things every day that move you towards your goal, and make love your number one priority. Successful people in any field focus on that one goal that they want and work consistently towards it."
Valentine's Day doesn't have to be just about love between two people, Kelleher says. "Instead of thinking about this day as just romantic love, use it to make the world a better place by giving love to your fellow humans and beings."
Thanks For The Valentine's Surprise, DQ. What I Ordered vs. What I Got
Never give me gel instead of buttercream! That being said, if the bottom one had been advertised as made, it is kind of cute.
These are ice cream cakes from Dairy Queen, and they don't use buttercream. They use gel and whipped icing only.
Load More Replies...The cake itself looks the same. I am betting each store gets the premade cakes from headquarters and then were supposed to decorate it themselves. This store failed to match the decoration that headquarters advertised.
Load More Replies...I Found The Last Valentine's Day Toy At My Local Walmart, And I Love It
That's not a design fail, that's a cute pun as the little plush creature is an axolotl.
My Valentine's Heart Candy Says “Gort”
I got one of those hearts and it said You F*g. I think it was supposed to say You're Fab or something?? But either way, the little thing wasn't exactly lying...
"Do something kind for a person or animal that is less well off than you," the dating coach advises. "This makes you feel good and makes you a love magnet, too, as what you give out, you get back."
"Valentine's is about being kind, remembering that love is the most important thing in the world and that we can give love in many different ways, not just romantically," the relationship expert adds.
Valentine’s Day Steak And Shrimp Package
I Don't Know How I Feel About This One
Okay, let's just make a rule that no one, ever, should try to make Active Shooter training 'fun' in any way, or attempt to pretend it's anything other than a terrifying consequence of government dysfunction and the breakdown of society.
Why does it sound like you're supposed to kïll your training partner to get treats???
In an effort to normalize and "engage employees", government agencies (police, fire, ems, dispatch, etc) sometimes make a faux pas in trying to celebrate a holiday, instead of consciously acknowledging that responders do not get holidays off. I promise, their efforts do not make "active shooter" exercises fun.
This Was In The "Valentine’s Day Gifts" Section, And Is It Supposed To Be A Threat?
While Valentine's Day adventures sound fun, there's nothing wrong with just staying home and doing nothing, as long as you're doing it together. Brittany Jakubiak, a psychology researcher at Syracuse University, told Insider that over 25% of Britons say they want to do 'nothing' on Valentine's Day. "They might be onto something – the key to a good day might be to not do very much but to do it together!"
This Book My Mother-In-Law Bought For My Toddler Last Valentine’s Day
At first, you’re distracted by the fact that it’s so low-effort, like someone made it in 15 minutes using the world’s worst clip art. But then you realize that both bees and bears start with b, and what the hell is that nightmare that’s apparently a “numbat”? And when you get past all that, your 2-year-old points out that the book just skipped x and y, and went from w to z, and this is just surrealism.
Numbats are super cute little insectivorous marsupials that are very rare, very endangered.
Yeah they're one of the few cute Aussie critters. They're adorable.
Load More Replies...This Donut Shop Tried Its Best. 2 Weeks After Valentine’s Day
“you’re good” describes the icing work too, “yeah that’s good just put it for sale I don’t care”
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This Defective Toy
Found this gal with her face upside down at a T.J. Maxx in Eugene, Oregon. It’s the first misprint I’ve ever found, so I was pretty excited! I didn’t get it because it’s not my personal style but still very cool!
Maybe not upside down — the eyes could be smiling, the heart could represent the mouth, and the upside-down line on the forehead could be — old age?
It's still pretty dang cute! Also...fairly unrelated but I'm from Eugene too!!!
If you turn the picture upside down it looks like a squished sleeping bunny with a heart behind his ears.
Opting for something quiet might be better than panicking and buying some meaningless gift. "If their partner is the romantic sort who longs to be pampered, they are likely to feel unappreciated and unloved, and this could even cause a crisis in the relationship," Spelman says of the flowers and chocolates.
Someone Needs To Check The Spelling
I'm kind of clueless, honestly... but does this plushie maybe refer to guacamole (aka "GUAC") rather than to an avocado (no "guac" here)?
It is spelling mistake. They spelled it "gauc" instead of "guac"
Load More Replies...Imagine Getting A Valentine's Card From The "Friend Zone" Section
Oh it's just a joke. Let's laugh more instead of taking everything too seriously.
The Commercialization Of Valentine's Day Has Reached Truly Asinine Levels
I mean, that's a fair amount of specially shaped candy for the price, honestly. If it were shaped regular lunchables, then I'd complain too lol
Load More Replies...Experts recommend couples remember that not all relationships need grand gestures. Scientists have proven that a simple touch can reduce stress and increase mood and satisfaction with life. It can even lower the risk of catching a cold!
"If touch communicates, 'I'm here, I care about you, I have your back,' then avoiding touch may communicate a lack of availability, concern, or commitment and ultimately undermine the relationship," Jakubiak told Insider.
The Color Scheme Of This Email Spotify Sent Me
Don't mind me, that's just my eyes bleeding.
Load More Replies...This graphic designer was responsible for many a Myspace page back in the day.
Don't worry, this graphic designer will have a job at a church will an electronic sign any day now!
A Staple Valentine's Day Disappointment
Oh, I sure do love a good "Limi" for Valentine's day. Of course, I know my partner cares when they say "Youf chrt" and "oae," and everyone dreams of the day when their perfect soulmate asks them "drhrm."
It's almost like we buy them *because* we know they'll be wonky and awful. Part of the charm.
There Was An Attempt To Pick An Appropriate Font
The professor said that her research shows these types of touches can be casual for them to work. Sitting on a sofa with legs touching is enough to see the benefits mentioned earlier. "People also provide affection by saying things like, 'I love you' or 'I appreciate you,' or by being available to celebrate accomplishments and to help when problems arise," Jakubiak concluded.
Paid "1-800-Flowers" $70 To Send Flowers To My Wife's Office... Yep, Exactly As Advertised
I swear this was the same company that made that horrifying “lion” bouquet someone ordered
1-800-flowers fulfills orders via florists local to whoever is receiving them. What is actually delivered can be wildly different depending on if it was a poor or excellent florist.
Load More Replies...Yeah I ordered from them for some get well flowers for a friend in the hospital and they were AWFUL! Now, I did call them and send them pics of what was delivered versus what I ordered and they sent a new arrangement right away so they did fix it I have to say that much for them.
If they open, they look really sad and kinda bruised
Load More Replies...This is why you always order directly from a florist close to the recipient.
This Valentine's Day Chocolate From Target
Nothing Says "Amour" Like An Exercise Bike To Go With Your Wine
To the couples: here honey, happy Valentine's! I think you need this.
To the singles: if you wanna find someone, try the bike, not the wine.
Honestly, I'd be stoked if my partner got me a spin bike or treadmill but that's because he's NEVER made me feel any kind of shame or insecurity about any part of me!
Can't Even Trust That Valentine's Day Cards Are Grammatically Correct Anymore
There's just no integrity in low effort, AI generated art these days!
How the f**k did this make it through production without someone noticing or caring?
That's the second on the list that should have been you're and not your. And they likely want people to pay over the odds for it too.
"Be My Valentin". Nothing Demonstrates Love More Than Proofreading
Oops
The cat will get to the correct spelling, after they knock over that vase of flowers first! lol
They're Staring Into Your Soul
at least it'll double up as Halloween decor because that paint job is nightmare fuel right there
Just Finished Setting Up The Action Alley For Valentine's Day
there is *no* way it doesn’t cost more for the security boxes than it does for those pregnancy tests.
88 cents for two pregnancy tests is a crazy good deal. I'm surprised they even bothered putting them in a security box at that price
Romance Is Alive. Happy Valentine’s Day From Publix
Those cakes on the right look like they're covered in skirt steak strips. Gross. Edit- that's because they are. It's beef. Yikes.
For the manly-man who doesn't want that fru-fru girly type of Valentine gift. They want beef!! Hey as long as you cook it... I question more that it's in the dairy case with the cakes. Wouldn't that run the risk of cross contamination?
Load More Replies...The Grinch Is Not A Valentine's Day Movie
Probably the release date for the DVD/Blu-Ray version when it came out.
The New Walmart Valentine's Bear Looks A Little Deflated
Maybe it’s a mascot costume? The picture on the box looks like a costume. Either way it looks cursed when not worn lol
I think that's supposed to be a unicorn. Who lost a lot of weight suddenly. Got that full-body-scrôtüm look.
The Card Factory Really Said Diversity
I'm sure that's not the entirety of their card selection
Load More Replies...This is a term(s) that really needs to die. The whole work wife/husband thing creates a lot of ambiguity in workplace relationships and countless AITA Reddit stories.
This Is What The Valentine's Section Of The Dollar Tree Looks Like, It's A Gift For Men
Where corporate ideas and malicious compliance come together. “Sure boss right on that gift pack display.”
As someone that works for a similar chain, I'm gonna vote this was likely a customer with a great sense of humor 🤣
Hell yeah, man. Run that Barbasol and Combos. Two of my favorites.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Flowers... Delivered Upside Down, Moldy, Broken, And Not Even In The Right Vase
"Ah, our mistake! We accidentally gave you the bouquet that was supposed to go to Morticia Addams!"
That's Bloody Confusing
I would find Christmas decorations before November!
Load More Replies...This was posted on Christmas Eve too, so imagine there's Christmas candy too
It's all the same stuff, just in different packaging. And the Halloween candy will be on sale so that's a win.
Someone else said it was posted at Christmas, so maybe both the Halloween and the Valentine's might be on sale (or the Halloween and Christmas if it's after Christmas, either way, extra sales on candy is awesome)
Load More Replies...Why haven't they started playing Christmas music in the stores yet? 😂
Pretty sure Snickers will last for more than months.
Load More Replies...Good Job I Read The Inside Of The Cards, Can't Abide Bad Spelling
Thre's so little time, they can't finish typing the whole word!
Valentine's Day Surprise In My Hotel Room
There Was An Attempt Decorating For Valentine's Day On A Budget
Poster For Valentine's Day. The Text In Black Means "Text To Personalize With What The Train Station Will Do"
"Our station teams wish a happy valentine's day to all lovers - text to personalise with what the train station will do"
On a side note, I have 3 girl friends that had their own little band - "The Lazy Beans". Thought you might like it!
Load More Replies...I can’t understand why I can’t find a job in advertising when the bar is literally in hell
"What the train station will do"??? WTF does that mean? "I want my train to enter your tunnel"?
Load More Replies...While some people find Valentine's Day to be a bit over-commercialized, it still offers an opportunity to showcase humor in a way that can foster connections. For instance, adding a bit of levity with clever lines or quips can lighten the mood and create memorable interactions.
If you're looking for more examples of how a playful approach can set the tone for a great conversation, you might want to explore these funny valentine jokes that guarantee a smile.
My Mom Wrote On My Dad's Red Valentine's Card Envelope With A Red Pen
Well, That Sucks
Or a lot of shrinkflation/half-assed production going around.
Load More Replies...There Was An Attempt To Make A Valentine’s Day Balloon
I must be missing the came things because I think it's cute
Load More Replies...It's should say Be My Valentine. The other sounds like a bad German translation
Ordered Flowers For Valentine’s Day
I'll grant the received bouquet does not match the advertisement. But *some* of the problem is the difference in light levels. Brighter light would have made that look a little cheerier. Can't do anything about the sparse number of blossoms, though...
With all the "I ordered flowers" problems, just go to the store and buy a lovely bouquet for 1/4 the price.
So, like, not everybody lives within "deliver it yourself" distance of their family. The advice I've heard is to just find a local florist, and order directly from them.
Load More Replies...Nothing Says Happy Valentine's Day Like A Heart-Shaped Steak
Why not? That's what it's going to clog. (*Mmmm*! Delicious, tasty, grilled heart clogger! A little olive oil, a nice dry rub, and a hot grill...)
The "O" In The Word "Love" On This Box Has Been Replaced By A Barely Visible Heart
If only there had been another letter, maybe one shaped like a heart, that they could have replaced instead.
OP is likely just complaining about the barely visible part. It could have been outlined better sure. But it matches the same style as the rest. Some people are just pickier about such details is all this is.
Load More Replies...To Remind People Not To Forget About Valentine's Day
Nice try, not even Cupid can successfully threaten me from eating these candies
Valentine’s Day Sale: Shouldn’t The Sale Get "Better" With Each Additional Set?
Nah, it does make sense, since it's a one-time offer. Buy one, you save 30 bucks; two, you save 50 bucks; three, you save 75 bucks. Unless you're gonna take out 3 VIP memberships, you can't buy three at the single-set price. (Might be better off just going with the offer on the right, but presumably that's a different set.)
Valentine's Sausage Cuts. It Tasted Awful Too
I mean, cheap sausage is going to taste terrible, no matter the shape.
Pepperosei
You can play "he loves me, he loves me not" as you peel each one away
This Children's "Toy" Attached To A Valentine's Day Card, For A 3-Year-Old
Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M&t=1s
Load More Replies...My Local Morrisons Are Down Bad This Valentine's Day
That’s Supposed To Be "Hers" Mug Too
An arm isn't usually situated directly under the face. Another appendage seems more likely.
Load More Replies...Valentine's Flowers: Local Florist Edition
It's different than ordered but still beautiful and loads better than most flower fails on this list.
And I'll bet that, if photographed from a lower angle with better light, that "black" vase would look dark red.
Load More Replies...Valentine's Day Design
Well, it *is* an R2-D2 heart-shaped box, so can you *really* be surprised at Star Wars candy packets inside?
These Peanuts Valentine's Day Cards
My best guess is that they're different sizes? Or fold two different ways? I don't know I'm with you and can't really figure out the problem here.
Load More Replies...why downvote this? Who downvotes this and for what reason?
Load More Replies...Went to the store yesterday, to pick up some Valentine's candy for my kids. The employees were in the middle of swapping it out with Easter candy. At noon, on Valentine's Day. Same thing happened last year, on Halloween. They Halloween candy, was all replaced with Christmas stuff. It's getting ridiculous!
In all fairness to Easter this year, Lent did start on Valentine's Day.
Load More Replies...Went to the store yesterday, to pick up some Valentine's candy for my kids. The employees were in the middle of swapping it out with Easter candy. At noon, on Valentine's Day. Same thing happened last year, on Halloween. They Halloween candy, was all replaced with Christmas stuff. It's getting ridiculous!
In all fairness to Easter this year, Lent did start on Valentine's Day.
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