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Woman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious Way
Woman Shuts Down Scammer In The Most Hilarious Way
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It seems that everybody was scammed, or has dealt with e-mail scammers, at least once in his or her lives. Same goes for this anonymous woman, addressed by a Facebook scammer trying to earn some easy money. It turns out he messed with the wrong lady, as her favorite past-time hobby seems to be scamming scammers themselves!

The Nigerian scam master, who goes by the name Stephen Masumbo, messaged the woman on Facebook and started flirting with her. Like many fraudsters, he started declaring his love to her and eventually asked for money so he could fly from Africa to come live with her in Britain. Unfortunately for him, the woman didn’t fall for it. In fact, not only did she not fall for it but she ended up scamming the scammer himself in the most hilarious way!

Keep on scrolling to get a free lesson on how to scam a scammer (while also laughing out loud reading it).

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last line though.. still hopeful!

    Martin Dam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: oohh fu**, this is not good... But i need the money... "Hey are you there?" 😂

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    Evisa Isabella Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic from ''Western Union Shop'' was the cherry on TOP!!! hahahaha Well done!!! :'''D

    Jazzy McSquishy-Buggs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rhymes! The pic from western union shop, was the cherry right on top!

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    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only every scammer would get someone like that! Like it isnt obvious, every other sentence is :can you give me money😂

    Oa Osinnowo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious and not funny, all at the same time. I am Nigerian myself ( yeah, I know y'all will be like " oh here is another one of them") To the point at hand, the scammer used the picture of pastor Mathew Asimolowo, google the name and see, equally he is an uneducated fool and does not (hard to believe) portray or represent an average Nigerian.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try not to ever judge an entire population by the actions of a few. I think, if we should have learned anything in the last couple decades, it is that. ;)

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    Vanessa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped after the first answer... Those fake conversations are getting annoying :s

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "leave me alone. hello are you there?" x'D

    Adogcalledkitty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was so mean to Wee Moustache. He was in love with her 😢

    Kizito Obeya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahaha. I'm a Nigerian tho. Wish I could go to Lagos and find the little turd.

    Sam Chambela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no scammer, just a money collector, I need some 1000 american dollar money bills, a few thousand of them will do to complete my collection. 1 dollar is okay too. Plz send the moni!

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure which numbers are you still missing? hahaha

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    Gillian Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a guy tell me he was on an oil rig in the middle of the Irish sea. He said he had a daughter called Jane in school in London. He kept spelling her name wrong, difficult name right? I was waiting for the can you send me some money time... When he asked me to send him money for her school books I told him that my name was fake and that I was from Rumania and was about to ask him for cash. Do you know he never bothered me again! Strange or what? hahahha

    Lu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...somewhere in Nigeria, sat a sad crying pastor, a man of God. But probably not. lol

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys last name isn't Nigerian at all, and no, Nigerians rarely bear other African names that are not native to Nigeria. By rarely i mean 0.01 in a million. Secondly, the picture is fake. The real guy in that picture is highly educated, influencial, and too wealthy to be begging for a couple hundred bucks on Facebook.

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    Lana Shumilova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know which one is crazy.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both, I think. I don't know who wants to speak with him that way. Stupid waste of time.

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    Bobosteke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He used Matthew Ashilolowo's picture. He pastors KICC in the U.K.

    Vanessa Sorensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was feeling sorry for this guy for a bit... but then I knocked sense into me.

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave me alone! Hello, are you there? LMAO. I like it.

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I like that part too. He's either too dumb to take a hint, or really broke scammer-wanna-be (if that's a real word).

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    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flipping awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 😆 just how she got him using the names and everything, hilarious...definitely up vote more and more 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    Mae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I want this woman to be my friend!!!

    Dina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello are you there in the end is epic

    Olia Shevarova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman has a patience of a saint

    Tanya Andreeva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I liked that much...I was going to send him to go to h..ll after the first Hi of him-xaxaax

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    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idiot got exactly what he deserved shame on people for trying to steal people's hard earned money. And that's with the people who allow themselves to get scammed do a little bit of research on what you're hearing and if it's too good to be true it probably is. protect yourself people don't let this happen.

    Ne Nia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello are you there? 🤣🤣🤣 That escalated quickly.

    Ne Nia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY ARE YOU THERE? 🤣🤣🤣

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Nigerian. First of all, the guys last name, Masumbo or whatever, isn't Nigerian at all. Secondly, he used the picture of a prominent religious leader in Nigeria, someone who is a thousand times more educated than the scammer in question. Thirdly, this scammer's level of dumbness is so unreal. Is he even qualified to be called a scammer? Or is he just some hopeless fool on Facebook?

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that actually I pictured a naked dude rapping in a garden whilst holding a ballon?

    Krista Gibbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish you'd been there when my mom got romance scammed out of 30,000 dollars. This makes me feel a tiny bit better though.

    Tracy Dawn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg lol - this isn't a woman he's speaking to! It's a guy called Julian Le F****e who has a whole page of this stuff on facebook

    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fooled the fool who thought he was fooling you. xD

    Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "woman" is Julian Le F****e

    Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also" big dave versus naughty scammers " on facebook , you're welcome.

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    Emmanuel Okwuanga
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems fake though, 1st of all There aren't any Nigerian ethnic groups that bear the name Masumbo, it sounds more Eastern African. 2nd English is Nigeria's official language, so I doubt you'll meet one with such a comically horrible command of the language. And finally I don't think scammers would be this obvious, he sounds like he has some mental disability.

    Christina Craig
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of American's that write exactly like that, so the bad English isn't that surprising. :>

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    Nellie SWkr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a similar thing. Kept the turd stringing along telling him people dont talk like that here. He was deleted but made a new account...

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First humans started in Africa and migrated north... due to the climate their bodies evolved to deal with the cold. lighter skin to absorb more sunlight.

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woops enter too quick... was for Emmanuel; Anyways... I am European amd as far as I am concerned, my light skin is based on the above... other than that... there is only one race: Human. And we all know that scammers can ne found worldwide.

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    Dina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, but disturbing too. I kept thinking she shouldn't have engaged into conversation at all. This feeling of superiority... Or maybe I am imagining it. Uneasiness

    Maria Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD to read to the end....gave me a giggle fit...soooo freaking funny!

    Ian Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love trolling scammers its so funny. He clearly does not get English sarcasm, I was in bits when I read that!

    Janet Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I should not read these posts at work. When I laugh out loud my cubicle co-workers cab hear me.

    Desmond Davidson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reached out to them with the last hope I had left, their service is a little bit high but I was able to make a part payment with the help of my friend, their services is so smooth quick and super fast with good results, I was very happy as they successfully recovered back more than what I lost to those heartless scammers. It was indeed worth it, it was truly amazing. As I strongly advise anyone experiencing similar issue or who has fallen a victim to any scammer or anyone who has invested in a wrong platform like me, this guys are good with Recoveries and hacking of any range, do reach out to them if you're experiencing any of these to get back your hard earned money, Contact them on jamesmckaywizard at gmail dot com or WhatsApp +31647340446.Try them and thank me later. I can’t stop thanking this guys for helping me recover back my money..

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my actual gosh what the heck did I just read

    Rachel Ruth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the pastor of the church shows his true colours hahahaha

    morgan williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This card are real i got my card few hours ago and am just coming back from the ATM where i made my first withdraw of $4500, i am going crazy this is f*****g real OSCAR WHITE sorry for being so skeptical about it at first don’t blame me the street these days got f****d up lots of scammers and now i can recommend whoever needs a blank ATM card with about $50,000,000.00 on it which you can withdraw within a month because the card has a daily limit.if you are facing any financial problem contact him asap email address is oscarwhitehackersworld@gmail.com ,whats-app +1(513)-299-8247

    June Walsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just read this and couldn't stop laughing. its hilarious. thank you so much for brightening up a boring mundane day.

    Rachel Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant stop laughing🤣 thank you for brightening my day!!

    Tammie Elkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! I’m glad i’m not the only one who plays scammers! I’m playing two of them now!

    Pedro Fores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vanilla ice ice baby. Good show.

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love his bad english to make him "look real"

    Charlene Roberts
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a scammer contacting me too. He talks love and wanting to be with me, then every couple of sentences he ask for money or some type of help. He deleted me from his page because this woman got in touch with me and said she’s his wife. So we started screenshooting his conversations with him and they were almost identical. He told her he didn’t know me and he told me he didn’t know her😆. He told me to stop talking to her. I guess that was messing his game up. But she told me he deleted me but we’re still in communication with regular text. I’m just going along with the game. It keeps me occupied. I would like to know how to expose him. I don’t have money to hire a private detective. Do they offer these services free or pro bono. Should I contact the FBI? Please send me a response at: charleneroberts1955@gmail.com

    Kat Le
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cute the story ! Barbara O'cumbungles, you are the best ! Love her acting 😊

    Jonathan Corbett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should jump on a boat and go to Europe for the easy money instead

    Rose Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Lady did a wonderful job. I have to give it to her. :)

    Lieutenant Privée
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMPORTANT NOTICE TO VICTIMS OF SCAMES ON THE INTERNET I am from the police CYBERCRIMINALITE our mission is to help end this type of scam with the help of the victims. Given the numerous complaints made on the net and testimonials from the victims of scams more often following the scam to the feeling, we decided to take things in hand. It is imperative that all victims of internet scams make a complaint. If you have been confronted with this situation or have doubts following exchanges with an individual who withdraws money from you please contact our structure at the following address: lieutenant.pascal@gmail.com We want to put these crooks behind bars to allow victims to recover the money they have lost. HELP US END THIS PHENOMENON. cordially

    RowScho
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little surprised that no one seems to have mentioned yet that the 'woman' was a guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4727682/Prankster-father-got-Nigerian-conman.html

    Rosa Hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious, Good job. I'd do the same, if I had such humor as you.... lol...too funny. :)

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a woman who can think on her feet! "Wee Moustashe" LMAO!

    Danielle Holler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbara O'cumbungles and Wee Mustache. LMAO!!!!!

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point? Be kind to your grifter.

    soulbossanova9
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd happily Western Union $900 to this woman just to be my friend!

    Keith Horsey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello are you there?" TEH LULZ!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the pic from Western Union shop and he still didn't get it !!

    Anna Salerno
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bawahahahahahahaha amazing how fast they fall in love with ya... lol

    Ian Sirota
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Barbara O'Cumbungles" LMAO.................

    Shay Hartless
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. I've been trying to sell a phone online and keep getting those ill give you 100 extra for shipping scammers. I have good fun with them they sadly quit texting me.

    Mary Curry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get those emails I tell them I will make them a deal. They send me their virgin daughter for our monthly virgin sacrifice and I will send them money. Oh the names I have been called. But I no longer get emails.

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just brilliant :D I love the part where he says he will report her to Facebook :D How does it work exactly ? "I told her after 4 messages I wanted to live with her and asked her for money, and she called me a scammer" ? :D

    Charles Okhipo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chai!!! Pastor Ashimolowo don suffer. Meanwhile that shop was so on point.

    Sapar Nurkamal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people have a lot of time/enthusiasm!

    Edi IP
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahha very very talented Barbara O'Cumbungles :D. "wee" love u so much Barbara hahahaha

    Wanderlustladies
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Critics are calling this a modern day love saga...two thumbs up...

    Claudia Machado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too dangerous to use your real account to do that.

    GoldenAngels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I get a scam call I just waste their time and it's really funny cuz they get so mad and they completely deserve it

    An Ambitious Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for the last line to say "U up?"

    Lesley Richard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap my botty with a marrow!!! So funny, I miss England so much :)

    JRibax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

    JRibax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

    Katie Truong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!!! ...hello? are you there? lol!!!

    Kristin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY FRIEND! A BUNCH OF 12 YEARS OLDS PRETENDED TO BE A BOY AND PRANKED HER

    Selina Ali
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    8 years ago

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    Scummy little contraception failures, this is why Africa is rotting. Thieves & scammers all day long

    viktoh..
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    8 years ago

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    Nigerians....i am disappointed..........cant these guys just give it a rest

    Mieke Sorée
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    8 years ago

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    Stevie looks a bit like a young, though slightly darker, Terrence Howard doesn't he?!

    Emmanuel Oklobia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the scammer has used the picture of a Nigerian Pastor: who is based in the UK, with a large following. Google Matthew ASHIMOLOWO.

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    TheUndertakersDogBiscuits;3
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    8 years ago

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    lol this is hilarous so funny i stopped reading halway through.----------------------.

    Clinto Be
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    8 years ago

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    Im assuming this lady is most likely obese and not very attractive to have so much time to go back and forth with this conversation. Anyone with a life would have just ignored the message right away

    Luis Sancho Rubí
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    8 years ago

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    F*****g african n*****s. And Europe is letting them in, by the hundreds...

    Emmanuel Oklobia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. This is one of those "N*****s" you refer to. But I am proudly at home in my country Nigeria, working hard, not trying to scam anyone. You know we call you guys similar derogatory names too? And you know many of my fellow "n*****s" feel that the influx of migrants to Europe is good payback for the desecration of our homelands and total exploitation of resources from Africa by YOUR ancestors? PAYBACK! Racist MONGREL SCUM like you! Check your ancestral history: I am sure you have some "n****r" blood in you somewhere - is that what you are afraid of?

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last line though.. still hopeful!

    Martin Dam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: oohh fu**, this is not good... But i need the money... "Hey are you there?" 😂

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    Evisa Isabella Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic from ''Western Union Shop'' was the cherry on TOP!!! hahahaha Well done!!! :'''D

    Jazzy McSquishy-Buggs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rhymes! The pic from western union shop, was the cherry right on top!

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    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only every scammer would get someone like that! Like it isnt obvious, every other sentence is :can you give me money😂

    Oa Osinnowo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious and not funny, all at the same time. I am Nigerian myself ( yeah, I know y'all will be like " oh here is another one of them") To the point at hand, the scammer used the picture of pastor Mathew Asimolowo, google the name and see, equally he is an uneducated fool and does not (hard to believe) portray or represent an average Nigerian.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try not to ever judge an entire population by the actions of a few. I think, if we should have learned anything in the last couple decades, it is that. ;)

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    Vanessa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped after the first answer... Those fake conversations are getting annoying :s

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "leave me alone. hello are you there?" x'D

    Adogcalledkitty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was so mean to Wee Moustache. He was in love with her 😢

    Kizito Obeya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahaha. I'm a Nigerian tho. Wish I could go to Lagos and find the little turd.

    Sam Chambela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no scammer, just a money collector, I need some 1000 american dollar money bills, a few thousand of them will do to complete my collection. 1 dollar is okay too. Plz send the moni!

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure which numbers are you still missing? hahaha

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    Gillian Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a guy tell me he was on an oil rig in the middle of the Irish sea. He said he had a daughter called Jane in school in London. He kept spelling her name wrong, difficult name right? I was waiting for the can you send me some money time... When he asked me to send him money for her school books I told him that my name was fake and that I was from Rumania and was about to ask him for cash. Do you know he never bothered me again! Strange or what? hahahha

    Lu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...somewhere in Nigeria, sat a sad crying pastor, a man of God. But probably not. lol

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys last name isn't Nigerian at all, and no, Nigerians rarely bear other African names that are not native to Nigeria. By rarely i mean 0.01 in a million. Secondly, the picture is fake. The real guy in that picture is highly educated, influencial, and too wealthy to be begging for a couple hundred bucks on Facebook.

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    Lana Shumilova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know which one is crazy.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both, I think. I don't know who wants to speak with him that way. Stupid waste of time.

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    Bobosteke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He used Matthew Ashilolowo's picture. He pastors KICC in the U.K.

    Vanessa Sorensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was feeling sorry for this guy for a bit... but then I knocked sense into me.

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave me alone! Hello, are you there? LMAO. I like it.

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I like that part too. He's either too dumb to take a hint, or really broke scammer-wanna-be (if that's a real word).

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    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flipping awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 😆 just how she got him using the names and everything, hilarious...definitely up vote more and more 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    Mae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I want this woman to be my friend!!!

    Dina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello are you there in the end is epic

    Olia Shevarova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman has a patience of a saint

    Tanya Andreeva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I liked that much...I was going to send him to go to h..ll after the first Hi of him-xaxaax

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    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idiot got exactly what he deserved shame on people for trying to steal people's hard earned money. And that's with the people who allow themselves to get scammed do a little bit of research on what you're hearing and if it's too good to be true it probably is. protect yourself people don't let this happen.

    Ne Nia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello are you there? 🤣🤣🤣 That escalated quickly.

    Ne Nia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY ARE YOU THERE? 🤣🤣🤣

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Nigerian. First of all, the guys last name, Masumbo or whatever, isn't Nigerian at all. Secondly, he used the picture of a prominent religious leader in Nigeria, someone who is a thousand times more educated than the scammer in question. Thirdly, this scammer's level of dumbness is so unreal. Is he even qualified to be called a scammer? Or is he just some hopeless fool on Facebook?

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that actually I pictured a naked dude rapping in a garden whilst holding a ballon?

    Krista Gibbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish you'd been there when my mom got romance scammed out of 30,000 dollars. This makes me feel a tiny bit better though.

    Tracy Dawn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg lol - this isn't a woman he's speaking to! It's a guy called Julian Le F****e who has a whole page of this stuff on facebook

    Isabel Tamayo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fooled the fool who thought he was fooling you. xD

    Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "woman" is Julian Le F****e

    Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also" big dave versus naughty scammers " on facebook , you're welcome.

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    Emmanuel Okwuanga
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems fake though, 1st of all There aren't any Nigerian ethnic groups that bear the name Masumbo, it sounds more Eastern African. 2nd English is Nigeria's official language, so I doubt you'll meet one with such a comically horrible command of the language. And finally I don't think scammers would be this obvious, he sounds like he has some mental disability.

    Christina Craig
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of American's that write exactly like that, so the bad English isn't that surprising. :>

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    Nellie SWkr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a similar thing. Kept the turd stringing along telling him people dont talk like that here. He was deleted but made a new account...

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First humans started in Africa and migrated north... due to the climate their bodies evolved to deal with the cold. lighter skin to absorb more sunlight.

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woops enter too quick... was for Emmanuel; Anyways... I am European amd as far as I am concerned, my light skin is based on the above... other than that... there is only one race: Human. And we all know that scammers can ne found worldwide.

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    Dina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, but disturbing too. I kept thinking she shouldn't have engaged into conversation at all. This feeling of superiority... Or maybe I am imagining it. Uneasiness

    Maria Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD to read to the end....gave me a giggle fit...soooo freaking funny!

    Ian Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love trolling scammers its so funny. He clearly does not get English sarcasm, I was in bits when I read that!

    Janet Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I should not read these posts at work. When I laugh out loud my cubicle co-workers cab hear me.

    Desmond Davidson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reached out to them with the last hope I had left, their service is a little bit high but I was able to make a part payment with the help of my friend, their services is so smooth quick and super fast with good results, I was very happy as they successfully recovered back more than what I lost to those heartless scammers. It was indeed worth it, it was truly amazing. As I strongly advise anyone experiencing similar issue or who has fallen a victim to any scammer or anyone who has invested in a wrong platform like me, this guys are good with Recoveries and hacking of any range, do reach out to them if you're experiencing any of these to get back your hard earned money, Contact them on jamesmckaywizard at gmail dot com or WhatsApp +31647340446.Try them and thank me later. I can’t stop thanking this guys for helping me recover back my money..

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my actual gosh what the heck did I just read

    Rachel Ruth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the pastor of the church shows his true colours hahahaha

    morgan williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This card are real i got my card few hours ago and am just coming back from the ATM where i made my first withdraw of $4500, i am going crazy this is f*****g real OSCAR WHITE sorry for being so skeptical about it at first don’t blame me the street these days got f****d up lots of scammers and now i can recommend whoever needs a blank ATM card with about $50,000,000.00 on it which you can withdraw within a month because the card has a daily limit.if you are facing any financial problem contact him asap email address is oscarwhitehackersworld@gmail.com ,whats-app +1(513)-299-8247

    June Walsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just read this and couldn't stop laughing. its hilarious. thank you so much for brightening up a boring mundane day.

    Rachel Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant stop laughing🤣 thank you for brightening my day!!

    Tammie Elkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! I’m glad i’m not the only one who plays scammers! I’m playing two of them now!

    Pedro Fores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vanilla ice ice baby. Good show.

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love his bad english to make him "look real"

    Charlene Roberts
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a scammer contacting me too. He talks love and wanting to be with me, then every couple of sentences he ask for money or some type of help. He deleted me from his page because this woman got in touch with me and said she’s his wife. So we started screenshooting his conversations with him and they were almost identical. He told her he didn’t know me and he told me he didn’t know her😆. He told me to stop talking to her. I guess that was messing his game up. But she told me he deleted me but we’re still in communication with regular text. I’m just going along with the game. It keeps me occupied. I would like to know how to expose him. I don’t have money to hire a private detective. Do they offer these services free or pro bono. Should I contact the FBI? Please send me a response at: charleneroberts1955@gmail.com

    Kat Le
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cute the story ! Barbara O'cumbungles, you are the best ! Love her acting 😊

    Jonathan Corbett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should jump on a boat and go to Europe for the easy money instead

    Rose Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Lady did a wonderful job. I have to give it to her. :)

    Lieutenant Privée
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMPORTANT NOTICE TO VICTIMS OF SCAMES ON THE INTERNET I am from the police CYBERCRIMINALITE our mission is to help end this type of scam with the help of the victims. Given the numerous complaints made on the net and testimonials from the victims of scams more often following the scam to the feeling, we decided to take things in hand. It is imperative that all victims of internet scams make a complaint. If you have been confronted with this situation or have doubts following exchanges with an individual who withdraws money from you please contact our structure at the following address: lieutenant.pascal@gmail.com We want to put these crooks behind bars to allow victims to recover the money they have lost. HELP US END THIS PHENOMENON. cordially

    RowScho
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little surprised that no one seems to have mentioned yet that the 'woman' was a guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4727682/Prankster-father-got-Nigerian-conman.html

    Rosa Hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious, Good job. I'd do the same, if I had such humor as you.... lol...too funny. :)

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a woman who can think on her feet! "Wee Moustashe" LMAO!

    Danielle Holler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbara O'cumbungles and Wee Mustache. LMAO!!!!!

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point? Be kind to your grifter.

    soulbossanova9
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd happily Western Union $900 to this woman just to be my friend!

    Keith Horsey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello are you there?" TEH LULZ!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the pic from Western Union shop and he still didn't get it !!

    Anna Salerno
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bawahahahahahahaha amazing how fast they fall in love with ya... lol

    Ian Sirota
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Barbara O'Cumbungles" LMAO.................

    Shay Hartless
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. I've been trying to sell a phone online and keep getting those ill give you 100 extra for shipping scammers. I have good fun with them they sadly quit texting me.

    Mary Curry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get those emails I tell them I will make them a deal. They send me their virgin daughter for our monthly virgin sacrifice and I will send them money. Oh the names I have been called. But I no longer get emails.

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just brilliant :D I love the part where he says he will report her to Facebook :D How does it work exactly ? "I told her after 4 messages I wanted to live with her and asked her for money, and she called me a scammer" ? :D

    Charles Okhipo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chai!!! Pastor Ashimolowo don suffer. Meanwhile that shop was so on point.

    Sapar Nurkamal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people have a lot of time/enthusiasm!

    Edi IP
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahha very very talented Barbara O'Cumbungles :D. "wee" love u so much Barbara hahahaha

    Wanderlustladies
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Critics are calling this a modern day love saga...two thumbs up...

    Claudia Machado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too dangerous to use your real account to do that.

    GoldenAngels
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I get a scam call I just waste their time and it's really funny cuz they get so mad and they completely deserve it

    An Ambitious Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for the last line to say "U up?"

    Lesley Richard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap my botty with a marrow!!! So funny, I miss England so much :)

    JRibax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

    JRibax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of James Veitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

    Katie Truong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!!! ...hello? are you there? lol!!!

    Kristin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY FRIEND! A BUNCH OF 12 YEARS OLDS PRETENDED TO BE A BOY AND PRANKED HER

    Selina Ali
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    8 years ago

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    Scummy little contraception failures, this is why Africa is rotting. Thieves & scammers all day long

    viktoh..
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Nigerians....i am disappointed..........cant these guys just give it a rest

    Mieke Sorée
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Stevie looks a bit like a young, though slightly darker, Terrence Howard doesn't he?!

    Emmanuel Oklobia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the scammer has used the picture of a Nigerian Pastor: who is based in the UK, with a large following. Google Matthew ASHIMOLOWO.

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    TheUndertakersDogBiscuits;3
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    8 years ago

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    lol this is hilarous so funny i stopped reading halway through.----------------------.

    Clinto Be
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    8 years ago

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    Im assuming this lady is most likely obese and not very attractive to have so much time to go back and forth with this conversation. Anyone with a life would have just ignored the message right away

    Luis Sancho Rubí
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    8 years ago

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    F*****g african n*****s. And Europe is letting them in, by the hundreds...

    Emmanuel Oklobia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. This is one of those "N*****s" you refer to. But I am proudly at home in my country Nigeria, working hard, not trying to scam anyone. You know we call you guys similar derogatory names too? And you know many of my fellow "n*****s" feel that the influx of migrants to Europe is good payback for the desecration of our homelands and total exploitation of resources from Africa by YOUR ancestors? PAYBACK! Racist MONGREL SCUM like you! Check your ancestral history: I am sure you have some "n****r" blood in you somewhere - is that what you are afraid of?

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