82 Hilariously Awkward Text Screenshots That Might Give You Secondhand Embarrassment

🤣🤣🤣 was not expecting that

took me a minute... but lol!!! :)

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I think it is called Yandere in anime culture

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Men aren't lonely enough apparently

Solid joke setup, but humor against your audience requires a pre-existing relationship. Hopefully this a joke from a close friend as opposed to a stranger amusing themselves at someone else's expense.

Spite for the general public and caffeine.

It's raining sauce! Hallelujah!

Giggity.

The confetti made this so much better

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Could have been worse it could have been an IED

I know she was just sitting there giggling knowing she was about to ragebait the hell out of him

Reddit in a nutshell

Awww. That's cute.

That's just mean.

Yep if she ever had one

Dis and dats. They sound like idiots

Fair question.

You never know how much time you have left, so go for it!

You had ONE JOB!

Yes, we were born with the fishies

I mean... Reasonable enough, especially with the questions like "Would you still like me if I was a worm?" You might as well say "I'd take you fishing".

Yup lol 🤣

Because I'm feeling morbid and depressed.

Maybe I should take screenshots of when I play the Sims and use that as my profile pic

NAAHHHHH, THIS MEAN!

Using the 'Hungarian to English' phrasebook?

Gotta gossip about something LOL

Ey, she does Snufkin dirty here

I'm not defending anyone, but it is possible that he's paying a mortgage on the apartment. We don't know either way.

Super liked is a thing?

Yeah, the reactions in some messages don't have the same meaning as what it looks like. I had someone get mad at me because I "liked" a message when it gave the thumbs-up reaction, which I had meant to be an acknowledgement of something.

Those are professional quantities...

Oo I dunno maybe cos your a cheating pos 🤔🤷‍♀️

He woke up after a heavy night of drinking to find several cars in his driveway. He can't remember the wild party and all of them lies passed out in the backyard.

Vitamin D, if you know what I mean...

And they say romance is d**d

Arguably a tempting proposition…

Don't rob me of those precious 60 seconds!

...Well as I say, life is short might as well live it!

Maybe He's under the pickle...

Freaking loser

I love the "delivered quietly" part. I know what it means, but my brain immediately thought they whispered the whole 40 minute dialogue

... The penny drops ..

Better start finding other accommodation, this weirdo knows where she lives now.

Rule 34 always applies

Rude

Wonder if they had eaten dinner in that timespan and chilled out lol

With this guy, both.

Because Santa is real. He's not a person, he's a state of mind, an anthropomorphized personification of a type/ideal.

Wyd? Running.

That's messed up, gone

Should have waited to see if he would have texted 'hey' at 6:66 PM

Do you reckon this is: "I have a partner, see?" Or: "Here are pics I found of you and your partner, you cheater'

That's actually quite sweet.

So no changes then? Cool

... and they say Romance is d**d ...

well dah

De-bone? Is he a serial killer?