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Funny comments are entertaining, but what netizens nowadays are even more entertained by is when someone gets ratioed in the comment section. People post nonsense all the time, but there’s something undescribably satisfying when you see a top comment that has way more upvotes than the original post — you know it’s going to be good.

One particular account does it exceptionally well. It’s the (infamous?) “Xavier” persona that roasts people in comment sections. We’ve compiled the funniest posts from the subreddit that collects the jokes and comments made by “Xavier” and sometimes even roasts “him” back. Check out the funniest posts from their collection and have a good chuckle in the meantime.

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    #8

    Xavier's savage response challenging the idea that school is not for sleeping if home isn't for studying.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: homework was originally invented as a punishment.

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    #9

    Xavier with a savage response about a legless climber on Everest, humorously stating his legs would hurt.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually better equipped than most people I think.

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    #11

    Xavier with a savage response to a poorly worded sign about crocodiles in water.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had I made Xavier's comment I'd be downvoted to the centre of the Earth and be told - repeatedly - that "iTS ObvIOuS wHAt iT mEaNS sO sTOp bEIng aN áSs!" 😜

    #12

    Xavier's perfect savage response to the internet nonsense about why we dont sleep curved if Earth is round.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How small do they think the earth is?

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    #23

    Xavier's savage response to a phone showing 10 missed calls from both Mum and Dad.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad calls once then sends a text.

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    #25

    Xavier's perfect savage response to a couple dangerously leaning out of a moving train, stating common sense.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like living and also I don't have a partner.

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    #27

    Xavier's savage response to a fun fact about bees following a car, questioning who counted them.

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    56 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy, just count the legs and divide by four.

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    #35

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing modern philosophers.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like a díck. sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, it’s not going to be hard forever, and it just takes a little ride to work itself out.

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    #38

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing an IUD to a toy.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Intrauterine device. We're not dumb.

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