50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto This Facebook Group

No president ever worked less than Donald Trump.

Money is money, it shows no prejudice

oh...thats harsh.

Wrong bear species but…point taken

I think I saw someone play roblox on one of those

*takes notes aggressively*

Brilliant, this one made me spill coffee !

Waking up in his MIL's tent rather than his wife's.

I'm stealing that!

This would be a felony conversation in Florida. Kids can't talk about their two dads bc if a teacher is seen nodding they'll be in handcuffs

Ι'm on my lunch break and I almost choked on my food 😂😂😂 totally worth it!

Yikes!

A bird in the hand is worth $5 a pop.

BURN

Plot twist: The dog found their owner's reddit

Bro

Contrary to popular belief, Sloths do not sleep all day. They sleep an average of 8 - 10 hrs a day. Since they move very slowly, they don't need to gain much energy or spend time looking for it. Their basic leaf diet supplies all the energy they need. Moving very slowly is not a disadvantage, since they never stray far from home. They do not have many natural enemies, and their camouflage is enough to protect them. If they've survived this long with these qualities, then it's a win for them.

I wish I were Batman, then, I could be a rich unstable orphan in a bat costume, depressed in a Mansion, but with billions in the bank.

Fertility treatment mishap?

well i would probably give you a side eye if i saw you wear your wedding dress everyday

... Or living alone!

Amen.

This is true. When I first read this, I was dumbfounded. But humans will be humans.

A good dentist 😩

No! What if there was a sudden gust of wind?

Yes. Yes you were.

*Banjo starts playing*

"Well this makes me mad. I'mma burn it. What? No I didn't read it. The title made me angry and I don't like context."

What a .... sweet baby!

LOL

poor celebrities, imagine not being able to afford a washing machine

I'd test for fall damage

"Kevin likes to eat his own poo, so don't let him lick you."

Wanda a boomer

Windows 69

Nah mate, it's unlocked in the paid dlc

Yikes, and encourage stalking..!?? What's wrong with her...?

Yeah, fu*k off Debra.

Would have been to add Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland aswell 😂 I live in England and genuinely found this funny

Gotta be a troll account. What old woman would make their Twitter handle "@Buckleddown"?

Lost my inspiration to be a vet. Thanks a lot

Disturbing, yet accurate

'Son, it's time to tell you our dark family secret: I'm from Chernobyl." The kid sadly bows his head. ".. and Mom is also from Chernobyl." The kid bows his other heads, too.

My perfect date is Deglet Nour, a cultivar from Tunisia.

Someone saw this post and made a new account just for this purpose. THIS PERSON IS COOL.

People love to hate others for their hobbies. Give it a rest. Many full grown, job-having, home-owning, offspring-having, adults play computer games. It's worth more as an industry than the film industry. End the stupid stigma that we're all immature adolescents with limited intelligence. (Oh, and the small few who are abusive asshats need to stop their shenanigans too, you're ruining it for the rest of us)

People these days...

I thought the body makes a screenshot when you sneeze and fart at the same time?

"I'm lovein' IT"

Kanye Not

Imagine accidentally getting on the virtual rail

I spat my drink over my phone. Thanks a lot.

Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

but theyre loved while doing it

So damn true it hurts.

Also known as the "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Hehehehe.

Bah-dum-tss!

Don't smoke

I can't operate a telegraph.

To be honest, BMWs are great cars for moms overall because they're large and you can fit many children and luggage inside. Or many dogs, if you prefer.

So this is what it's like when worlds collide.

BOOM!

You will, however, need these to close those annoying pop-up adds...

Legit had a loose connection in our tv growing up so we had to slap the tv

Very dark, funny and not funny.