30 Hilariously Twisted Comics By “Cat Trigger”

Looooooool My life as a nanny.

Darryl!! NOOOOO!

My baby neice once almost cooked on a potato. Good times. She's almost 9 now.

I sense she may be into frogs herself

LMAO!!! That expression on the last panel is on point!!!

Translated as: "As an objectively attractive person, you cannot enjoy the same interests that I rely on to identify as' not like other girls'. I will judge you based on the arrangement of bones in your face region, rather than how many dinosaurs you can name, weird science facts you know, poop jokes, how many worlds of Tolkien, Martin, Jordan, Pratchett that you have lived in."

So true. Specifically the All I have. There was a time in my life that all I had was dancing. I stay in NYC, despite the high prices because someday I hope to dance again.

The tired gamer girl is simply 👌

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!! I have finished all the shrines 😏

I love this game!

I tried to teach my dad new slang, threw poggers in there as a joke.....he then proceeded to text me saying hey hope everything's going poggers.....the thought melted my heart but the him saying it melted my eyes.

Wrong way around. *I* cease to exist until mealtimes, save for a few select times when I leave my room to prove to my mother I am not dead. She also likes seeing me and hanging out with me, but I don't do so primarily due to the other 9 lunatics she birthed who live in my house.

POGGERS

I like my dad. Does anyone actually like their dad?

this is y im happy my parents stay away from social media and stuff they dont kno any new slang terms. the fact that i never use the slang terms makes it much easier to deal with too. i like to sound like a normal person speaking proper english thank you very much.

Poor old man, he looks so sad...

They changed it to snap, it was "crap" last time I was on here

You're at least 15 years late!

damn it Brian

Now I finally understand life, the universe and everything. It is all a grade school project done when god was just a kid.

Fail miserably

So if it's our free will to do things, be it good or bad. And we choose to do bad, who is accountable? When we choose to do good things, who is accountable?

As far as diseases go some were created by man. Some are naturally occurring from the earth itself. It's not like God is giving people diseases. Natural disasters are apart of weather. Everything we do on this planet, our actions either have a bad effect or good one. It's apart of our free will to choose what we do. No one is controlling us, not even God. I see more people blame him for the atrocities of human doing. Which is odd because if I myself choose to go out and harm another person. I am accountable and so many people even those that do not believe in a higher power. Blame God or mock him and say if he's real, what kind of god let's this happen? When God made it clear he gave us free will and does not want to control us or our decisions and behavior. But he hopes we do what's right and good and that is ultimately what any good father wants from his children. So all of the bad things would never be happening if we didn't do them in the 1st place. I just think some people want someone to blame so they can either get away with whatever it is going on. Or they truly just don't want to face how all the bad in the world is caused by humans. Because then it proves that God did indeed give you free will and isn't controlling you and you choose to cause the bad things that go on. It's hard to swallow all that and realize. That could be why people don't believe in God. Scared of the truth maybe? I don't know for sure and no matter what we believe. It's definitely interesting to discuss and think about. I'm open to all opinions and views, talking about stuff like this is just fascinating in itself. :)

That is not what imposter syndrome is. Imposter syndrome is when you don't feel you have earned or are worthy of your success.

Identity theft is not a joke Lily

sus

Back in your days, it sucked.

still dont.

Cause we do now ?

Now go back and fix “whose.”

im so glad the "your" was intentional because i was going to simply pass away

i had to read it twice to understand