Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.

Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Laugh Fan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

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    #2

    All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

    All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just going through some stuff, okay?

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    #3

    Really? For Kids To Play?

    Really? For Kids To Play?

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    Антон Христов
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

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    #4

    Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

    Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no excuse for this, who thought it was a good idea???

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    #5

    Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

    Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

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    #6

    My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

    My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but what's going on here??

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    #7

    Ouch

    Ouch

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

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    #8

    But Why

    But Why

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    #9

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

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    #10

    This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

    This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

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    #11

    Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

    Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

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    #12

    Spiderman Bounce House

    Spiderman Bounce House

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    Aaron Kara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman

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    #13

    Well That's A Penis...

    Well That's A Penis...

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    Troux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay away from the guy with his d**k in a pie, that's a whore-ay!

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor cook looks like he's very worried or in pain, or both. What's the yellow part actually supposed to be anyway?

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what an inviting gesture...

    Hodor! Hodor?
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is a penis it must belong to Homer Simpson

    AvengingDragon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donnatelli's Pizza Wanna try our new flavour?

    Jammy Tee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there even playground things like this?

    stellermatt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the park hires a make like a big pizza cage, that's-a-penis

    birdhouse
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this was at the same park as the giant vagina slide?

    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as that is the second one like this somewhere, for some reason, it's considered okay... Oh dear.

    Violet Poterbin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matachelo what are you doing “ putting the pineapple on my...”

    Michelle Dodson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly - what is it SUPPOSED to be? 'Cause it's not EVEN a breadstick.

    Kiahna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing actually looks really fun!

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I notice he's giving 2 thumbs up.

    Angelina Ong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that kid is the sperm that won 😂

    Joshua Jenkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the p###s goes into the a**s kids are made

    Faith Nicole
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusion...picture on left no chain. Picture on right, chain is there..🤔 what are the true intentions of this Italian man

    bossbob64
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd grease it up at night so the kids come shootin' out....

    Notsoboredpanda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a handle... But looks so ooo bad. I lol

    TomiSmith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick sick sick. This is a prime example of the whole world being sick minded.

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    #14

    If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

    If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

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    This Awful Slide Placement

    This Awful Slide Placement

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    Just another user...
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

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    #16

    This Terrifying Playground For Children

    This Terrifying Playground For Children

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    #17

    So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

    So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted d**k pudding"

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    #18

    Come And Play, Children

    Come And Play, Children

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

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    #19

    This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

    This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

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    Stimpy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

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    Morg And Lisu

    Morg And Lisu

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

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    #21

    Make Fun Safe

    Make Fun Safe

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    #22

    Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

    Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

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    #23

    This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

    This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5

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    #24

    Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

    Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

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    #25

    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

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    steve
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are there so many plagyground things like these...

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    #26

    Uhh... Spongebob?

    Uhh... Spongebob?

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ... He's staring right into my soul ...

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    #27

    At The Playground

    At The Playground

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

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    #28

    This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

    This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

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    #29

    Kids Playground In Ukraine

    Kids Playground In Ukraine

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    #30

    I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

    I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winnie the Pooh after years of honey and hard drugs abuse.

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