Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.

Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

David Jeu
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2 years ago

Kids dont see the same thing you know. Only adults see an old snatch there.

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Paan Sy
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2 years ago

so that is where they come from

Kjorn
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2 years ago

going in is funnier

Xandra
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2 years ago

LOL, there's a quite common curse in Romanian, sending someone back into their mother's...uhhh, you get the point.

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Enuya
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2 years ago

So, if your children ask "where are babies from", you just take them here. Clever.

Ian James
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2 years ago

A perfect place to be if you want to have the experience of being reborn

Frida Ohlson
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2 years ago

"I'm coming out. I want the World to know…."

BeenElle
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2 years ago

Vagina. It looks like a vagina. You’re welcome.

Christina Sersif
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2 years ago

Mommy where did I come from? Let's demonstrate with this slide...

Hans
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2 years ago

Maybe an oversized midwife training tool?

Noel Armstrong-Wade
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2 years ago

You really want a picture of your child pushing through this...

Gerry Higgins
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2 years ago

Does the slide scream as they come out?

BusLady
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2 years ago

Yes, it said "I'm never getting pregnant again for the rest of my freaking life! What was I thinking???"

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Matt Richardson
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2 years ago

I have a dirty mind. I need to go sit in a corner.

April Garcia Andrade
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2 years ago

*looks at pic* slowly turns and walks away

Ed Souza
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2 years ago

mind the gape.

Miana Heang
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2 years ago

and thats how babies are made kids

Erica D B
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2 years ago

Well, at least the children sliding down it won't see it from the front...

Denyse
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2 years ago

I am laughing so hard!!

Rowlie
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2 years ago

Pirates of the Carribean 4 in too deep

Siddharth Rath
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2 years ago

You can be reborn

Night Owl
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2 years ago (edited)

This is actually genius. A part of a playground and a great educational tool in one :D

John Bennick
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2 years ago

Now we can ALL relive our birth experience!

Bored lion
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2 years ago

They should die in hell

Markus Weiler
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2 years ago

somebody with abdominal delivery trauma must have designed that...

Valerie Anne
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2 years ago

I wonder how long the labor was

Tracy Moorhead
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2 years ago

Gross, just gross!!

Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago

Kid: "This takes me back"

Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

Is this in the same playground as the previous slide? Looks like we're heading for trouble.

stellermatt
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2 years ago

pirates on no-pantz

Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

"Where are the kids?...oh, wait what, is that?...children we're leaving"

Jigsaw's Puzzle
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1 month ago

I mean, it's not wrong.

Harrison Fournier
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3 months ago

That looks like a women’s legs and annis

The Super Bumblebee
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4 months ago

being born again

RandomHumanBean
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5 months ago

i-i-i-its just a coffee bean

Elizabeth Labee
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7 months ago

OMG MY GOD

Sophie Whitbread
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8 months ago

There are literally over 20 comments here. Like if you get it,

Yeet_my_life
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9 months ago

Why...just why does it have to be this color?

Amira rose butchet
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1 year ago

It's the vagina slide!

Kakooza Mark
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2 years ago

Innocent kids

Mbalaba Vicent
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2 years ago

Hiiiiiii sincerely, this is not good!

Kyle Mubarack
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2 years ago

U can't confirm it really

Mohammedy Khamiss
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2 years ago

This is not good

Thomson Chigoli
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2 years ago

Bad idea

Robert Sollory
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2 years ago

That's how to give birth

Pat Brooker
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2 years ago

rebirth lol

Vicki Stone
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2 years ago

reborn??

Ed Lesperance
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2 years ago

Rebirthing experience.

Ed Lesperance
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2 years ago

ebirthig experience.

Vinniegret
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2 years ago

I'm speechlesz

Melissa Losos
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2 years ago

Cute little terds :)

Curious Cat
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2 years ago

that's the second biggest vagina i've seen this week.

Bettina Jansen
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2 years ago

the birth-slide ! (to be fair, I would've liked it as a kid: tunnel + slide)

Kent Stannard
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2 years ago

It’s all pink inside.

Faith Nicole
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2 years ago

Well now this can double down as a sex ed class as well. C'mon kids, we are going to the park to explain the birds and the bees

Yota Fadi
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2 years ago

😟

Roberto Durante
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2 years ago

LOL

arthur lindsay coker
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2 years ago

Not exactly the right image. Parents aghast

Colette Chicoine
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2 years ago

unbelievable

dankboi222
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2 years ago

no comment indeed

Lillian Allen
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2 years ago

ha

Slune
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2 years ago

Sis,let's go play clitoris

Jan Quin
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2 years ago

O m g ?

Suzanne Dunne
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2 years ago

O my good god!

Jodi Ellis
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2 years ago

That is just so wrong. There is no way this was not noticed.

Billy 42
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2 years ago (edited)

The best. I would let my kids climb in and out. I dont care if it looks like pussy. They came out of one anyway.

Adrian Castro
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2 years ago

The birth of the naughty child

bubamara
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2 years ago

Love it! It's educational, so what!

Pipi
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2 years ago

well.. is the first slide in and off for many on earth.

Disabled Dabber
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2 years ago

Yes Vag, but also... Pirate booty!

Schön
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2 years ago

Rebirth

Gail Olivares
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2 years ago

"They said it's like being born again"

Emily Evans
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2 years ago

On TLC's new season of "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

Mikyla McEwen
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2 years ago

Giving birth

Rob Hersey
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2 years ago

Ass pirates?

Paul K. Johnson
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2 years ago

So THIS is how you become Born Again.

Felicia Dale
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2 years ago

SERIOUSLY??? I mean, there's nothing really wrong with this (it would make a fabulous sex education aid) but still.

Heidi Matsumoto
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2 years ago

what the....

Karen Dyer
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, kids are coming out all dressed and ready to hit the road.

Donna Reynolds
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2 years ago

The color, the design. So wrong.

Sel Bonda
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2 years ago

Smart kids! Understood head first approach!

David Fox
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2 years ago

Re-enact how you were born kiddo

My O My
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2 years ago

Same playground as #4?

S Bagci
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2 years ago

LOL !!! AND THEY WERE BORN AGAIN !!

Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago

In the evening, the park is used for rebirthing therapy. Excellent dual use.

Meeow
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2 years ago

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Brandi Gates
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2 years ago

I think it looks quite fun...

Monika Soffronow
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2 years ago

FFS what is the matter with all of you? There is not a small child alive that will see something inappropriate here, no matter what is going on in the minds of some grown-ups. Relax. Take it in stride.

Grumble O'Pug
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2 years ago

We can’t help ourselves

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morgan jeffries
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2 years ago

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So what if anything resembles a sexual organ? Who cares? The kids are just going to have fun. Get over it.

Laura White
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2 years ago

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Brown sugar....

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All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

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Kaisu Rei
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2 years ago (edited)

He's just going through some stuff, okay?

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Really? For Kids To Play?

Really? For Kids To Play?

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Антон Христов
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2 years ago

Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

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Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

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Kaisu Rei
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2 years ago

There is no excuse for this, who thought it was a good idea???

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Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

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My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

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Kaisu Rei
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2 years ago

Excuse me but what's going on here??

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Ouch

Ouch

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Just another user...
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2 years ago (edited)

Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

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But Why

But Why

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Paan Sy
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2 years ago

hahahaha at least it is colorful

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#9

Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

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minerva15
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2 years ago

Looks like a bunch of bananas!

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#10

This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

please...kill me

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Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

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Just another user...
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2 years ago

i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

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Spiderman Bounce House

Spiderman Bounce House

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the anus... because, spiderman

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Well That's A Penis...

Well That's A Penis...

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PandaJon
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2 years ago

The Luigi "Penis Pie" Special

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If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

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seauf
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2 years ago

I feel short

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This Awful Slide Placement

This Awful Slide Placement

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Just another user...
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2 years ago

c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

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This Terrifying Playground For Children

This Terrifying Playground For Children

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Kill it with fire

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So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

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Daria Z
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2 years ago

Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted dick pudding"

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Come And Play, Children

Come And Play, Children

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2 years ago

Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

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This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

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Stimpy
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2 years ago

Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

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Morg And Lisu

Morg And Lisu

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Enuya
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2 years ago

These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

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Make Fun Safe

Make Fun Safe

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Aahzmandus Pervect
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2 years ago

Help us make fun safe by eliminating the fun!

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Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

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ViolinLover
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2 years ago

And the sun does not exist...?

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This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

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2 years ago

OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5

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#24

Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

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This Monstrosity

This Monstrosity

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steve
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2 years ago

why are there so many plagyground things like these...

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Uhh... Spongebob?

Uhh... Spongebob?

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S.
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2 years ago

He's ... He's staring right into my soul ...

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At The Playground

At The Playground

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

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This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

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Major Houlihan Bear
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2 years ago

You always get in. Out is another question :)

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Kids Playground In Ukraine

Kids Playground In Ukraine

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Potterhead Unicorn
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2 years ago

That's actually pretty damn cool.

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

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Enuya
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2 years ago

Winnie the Pooh after years of honey and hard drugs abuse.

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