Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.

Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Laugh Fan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

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    #2

    All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

    All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just going through some stuff, okay?

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    #3

    Really? For Kids To Play?

    Really? For Kids To Play?

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    Антон Христов
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew d***s could give childbirth

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your own dirty mind reads imaginary stuff into the picture, there is nothing to be upset about. This reminds me more of how we see faces in just about anything.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, i don't think anyone is worried about seeing a face in this but yes it's called pareidolia.

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    Anthony Jessie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommmiieeee I feel like a sperm....

    Jessica Hepler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids this along with the pirates one is where babies come from ok goodnight

    Howard McEachron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww so cute. Look at the little squirts

    Aitchilm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a kidney stone I would not want to pass. Ouch, it hurts to look at this.

    MeganFalcon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kid is wearing a white shirt too..

    Curious Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as they say in Zardoz... the penis is evil.

    Faith Nicole
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is in the same park as the 1st picture of the "slide"

    bossbob64
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they're not shot out across the grass at life like speed.

    Madonna Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s wasn’t one bit funny...how would you like your child to come up missing because some sexual pervert got turned on and abducted her or him....now say something else dumb!

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    bossbob64
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they're not shot out at life-like speed.

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a suffocation hazard

    Eva Falzone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squeeze through, Jimmy! Mama's comin'! Just...gotta...get...you...unstuck!

    Yngve Bakken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the actually f**k is going on here?!?

    Joshua Jenkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that kids is how you were made solid style.

    Erica D B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even looking at the appearance. Does this playground intentionally try to suffocate children??

    karinagoldfish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just how a part of them came into existence

    Pipi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same case of the vagene slide..

    Mark Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is how you were conceived"

    Raheen Ballard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just gonna recreate my conception real quick...."

    Sel Bonda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank holy cow! Kids don't have to move forward through a slippery tunnel!

    Russian Otaku
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with it unless your r******d and perverted

    Madonna Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sick...only a man would design such a deplorable thing like this!

    Michelle Dodson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this is how you were made, Wendy.

    Colette Chicoine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a fun adult porn toy.

    Darren Shalla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As adults , yes we see it, as kids, they see a fun place to play. They haven't developed over sexualized minds.

    Madonna Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s wasn’t one bit funny...how would you like your child to come up missing because some sexual pervert got turned on and abducted her or him....now say something else dumb!

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    Madonna Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s wasn’t one bit funny...how would you like your child to come up missing because some sexual pervert got turned on and abducted her or him....now say something else dumb!

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    Dian Parama Kosala
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y know, kids love climb it too.. so..,......

    Sveta Smirnova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you notice, there is no separation. Only when the kid laid over, it was pushed a bit to give separation impression.

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    Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

    Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no excuse for this, who thought it was a good idea???

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    #5

    Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

    Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

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    #6

    My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

    My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but what's going on here??

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    #7

    Ouch

    Ouch

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    Just another user...
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

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    But Why

    But Why

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    #9

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

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    #10

    This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

    This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park

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    #11

    Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

    Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

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    #12

    Spiderman Bounce House

    Spiderman Bounce House

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    Aaron Kara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman

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    #13

    Well That's A Penis...

    Well That's A Penis...

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    If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

    If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

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    This Awful Slide Placement

    This Awful Slide Placement

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    Just another user...
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

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    #16

    This Terrifying Playground For Children

    This Terrifying Playground For Children

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    #17

    So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

    So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted d**k pudding"

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    #18

    Come And Play, Children

    Come And Play, Children

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    Just another user...
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

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    #19

    This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

    This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

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    Stimpy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

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    #20

    Morg And Lisu

    Morg And Lisu

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

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    #21

    Make Fun Safe

    Make Fun Safe

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    #22

    Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

    Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

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    #23

    This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

    This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5

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    #24

    Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

    Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

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    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

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    steve
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are there so many plagyground things like these...

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    #26

    Uhh... Spongebob?

    Uhh... Spongebob?

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ... He's staring right into my soul ...

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    At The Playground

    At The Playground

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

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    #28

    This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

    This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

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    Kids Playground In Ukraine

    Kids Playground In Ukraine

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    I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

    I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winnie the Pooh after years of honey and hard drugs abuse.

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