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The scope of feline weirdness is unprecedented. I mean, we do know cats are so dramatic they deserve an Oscar, they love sleeping in the most bizarre places like flower pots and tissue boxes, and sometimes their .exe stops working.

But what if I tell you that new evidence shows our beloved furballs have been defying the laws of physics?

From bouncing off the walls at 3 am like an astronaut in space to practicing for an audition for the Spider Cat sequel, these are the sightings that cancel gravity, the speed of light, mechanics... you name it. Let’s see it to believe it down below and I promise, you won’t be looking at your chonk in the tronk the same way again.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like mission impossible

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, you will find the majestic cat tree. It appears as if there's a bountiful harvest this year

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    To find out just how cats defy the laws of physics, Bored Panda reached out to cat behaviorist Celia Haddon, who has lectured on cat behavior at Ruskin Anglia University and Oxford Adult Education.

    Celia explained that their climbing powers come down to unique feline anatomy. “Cats' claws are curved so they can use them for climbing upwards. They are retractable, so cats walk without their claws touching the ground, but protract them to climb.”

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    Moreover, the claws help felines grip onto surfaces. “They can, therefore, climb straight up, if there is something they can get their claws into, like a tree trunk or a wall which is not too smooth.” Having said that, Celia added that “a completely smooth 90-degree angle surface would be too much of a challenge.”

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    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Spider-Cat! Spider-Cat! Feral neighborhood Spider-Cat! 🎶

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spider-cat, spider-cat, friendly neighborhood spider-cat"

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    Cats are also notorious jumpers who could reach the sky if they wanted to. The cat behaviorist said that “they can jump six times or more their own height from a standing start.”

    Exactly how high that’d be depends on every cat individually. It may partly have to do with “the relative length of their back legs and their weight, according to a study in the Journal of Experimental Biology.”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can stick to things like velcro.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or is that smile on the cat's face somewhat unnerving?

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    If you’re still not convinced that felines have special superpowers, wait till you hear how flexible they are.

    Celia explained that: “They have free-floating tiny collar bones, or clavicles, which are not fixed to any of the other bones in their skeleton. (Humans' longer collar bones are attached to and brace together the breastbone and the shoulder blade.)”

    Plus, “They have 30 vertebrae, the bones that make up the spine, with a further 18-23 vertebrae in the tails. It is their specially cushioned disks between their vertebrae that allow their spine to be so flexible.”

    As a result of this incredible anatomy, cats can, in fact, rotate their bodies 180 degrees to the left or right. So, no, you were not hallucinating, nor was it a glitch in the matrix.

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it half perched on a door handle?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you want? I’m busy here!”

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All right, who turned off gravity again?”

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a model for Salvador Dali's work

    Antonia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat has melted... lower temperature

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are extremely fluid.

    Elsie Collins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, the cat is dripping all over the couch again!!!

    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *floop* it melted .exe has crashed o.O

    Heather Menard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will fall and wake myself up and wonder how i got there

    That one rando
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of them longcats🙄😂🤣

    Thomas Ewing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Has anyone seen my melted clock around here?"

    Sally Hammond Davis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he/she was coming or going, and just didn't care!

    arthur lindsay coker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things you've got to do to get a tummy rub today

    Ssss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me on a Monday getting out of bed

    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I would've touched the cat's stomach instead of taking pictures... and then the cat would bitterly hate me for a while.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're up pour me another cat. I seem to have spilled this one.

    Lydibug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oops! forgot the spine...

    Ellis Pascual
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think the felines have rubber bones in their bodies.

    Fran Stateler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melting cars are so much more fun than melting clocks.

    Maggie Mae
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stretch out Your Spine for Better Climbing Abilities!!

    Lisa Holman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a stinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Stinky.

    Charles Brentner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salvador Dali's cat taking a nap. lol.

    Wendy Solo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slinky slinky a wonderful wonderful cat...slinky slinky just gotta lay out like that.

    NanZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems impossible.

    Mia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone draw a clock on that belly

    VeryDarkMatter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder .. the heat here melt even cats

    SaraFromHell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liquid kitty! I have a liquid kitty!😂

    Tracey Tait
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first thought: damn, that cat is broken. Second thought: I wanna rub dat belly!

    Fiercepelt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are liquid, no one can change my mind

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    This Picture Of My Kitten In His Cat Tree Always Makes Me Laugh

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on the cat's face, immediate regret!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just sitting on top of the world. Or in this case, on top of the glass roof of a car.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has an amazing sense of balance, even whilst asleep! I would have fallen between the crack ages ago.

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    "I'm this close to losing my s**t... Don't tempt me..."

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Why are you walking on the wall dear food provider?”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I get into this predicament...again?

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    ImaDerp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that big chonk ballance on that?

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lockdown is driving me up the wall!

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    'Yo kid! Yeah u! Get your head over here I need a prop!*to catch this bird!*'

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be time for that diet after all...

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s reminding us who’s boss around here.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spot on the cat's back kinda looks like Italy.

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