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Most humans don't like the doctor, and cats don't like the vet. Additionally, humans don't like taking their pets to the vet because they have to fight to get them in the car, or it means something is wrong, but some vet clinics are trying to lighten up these visits with comedy, namely, hilariously funny signs.

The following list is a collection of funny slogans from various veterinary clinics that decided to have fun with their customers by making up some pawsome cat jokes.

From super corny puns about cat behavior to clever observations about felines, these funny posters will surely have you in stitches. Scroll down and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Wait, that’s surprisingly relatable

Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about cats pushing everything off if the Earth was flat.

Carroll County Veterinary Clinic Report

Veterinary animal care in 2016 was variable by pet species and other factors, with 82.8 percent of dog-owning households and 54.3 percent of cat-owning households making at least one visit to the pet clinic. Total spending on veterinary care for all types of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016.

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    #2

    Plot twist, but make it relatable

    Vet clinic sign with funny cat jokes about cats having staff and dogs having owners at animal hospital.

    Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, they kind of rule the whole damn business

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    #3

    Wait, that’s actually clever

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about ancient times cats were worshipped as gods.

    Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they really haven't... The way cats draw you in with their purring, their catty ways and everything, you tend to wonder yknow.. Maybe cats know how entitled they are

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    Cats should visit the vet at least once a year to get their vaccinations. While indoor cats don't need as many vaccinations as ones that live primarily or partially outside, they do need what are considered "core" vaccines necessary for all cats. According to VetMed the core feline vaccines are those for feline herpesvirus 1 (FHV1), feline calicivirus (FCV), feline panleukopenia virus (FPV), feline leukemia virus (FeLV - kittens) and rabies. 

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    #4

    Low-Key Genius Move

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about cats not texting back, showcasing humorous cat jokes from vet clinics.

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    #5

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Petaluma Veterinary Hospital sign with a funny cat joke saying you are not my cat on their outdoor display board.

    Petaluma Veterinary Hospital Report

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    Among cat-owning households that visited veterinarians 89.1 percent had a "regular veterinarian." The top two reasons that these households go to their regular veterinarian were for knowledgeable, high-quality care and because their regular veterinarian is kind and compassionate and handles dogs or cats well.

    #6

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Vet clinic sign with funny cat jokes and puns like freak meowt and seriously I'm not kitten outdoors

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    #7

    Not gonna lie, mood swings though

    Veterinary clinic sign displaying a funny cat joke about dogs, MRI scanners, and catscan at a vet clinic.

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    The Chopstick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a catscan 3 weeks ago. Loved the doctor, btw. Very soft fur. :3

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    Cat ownership is less defined than dog ownership, said Dr. Apryl Steele, 2019 president of the American Association of Feline Practitioners and CEO of the Dumb Friends League in Denver. "People who feed community cats and even provide a safe shelter for them often do not consider themselves the owner of the cat. However, if the cat is injured, they may be the person who would bring the cat to the veterinarian," she said.

    #9

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke saying a cat is always on the wrong side of the door.

    Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should say "The Door is always on the wrong side of a Cat"

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    According to the AVMA Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook, "Visits to the veterinarian per pet per year have remained fairly stable for a decade or longer: 1.5 times per dog, 0.7 times per cat, 0.1 times per bird and 0.7 times per horse." The figure was 0.02 visits per specialty or exotic pet in 2016.

    #10

    Plot twist, but make it personal

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about feeding cats and carpet humor posted outside Frontier Veterinary Hospital.

    Frontier Veterinary Hospital Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have one room with a carpet, all the other rooms are either floorboards or tiles. Yep, you know exactly where I find the hairballs.

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    #12

    This one’s oddly satisfying

    Vet clinic sign with funny cat joke saying show us your kitties outdoors on a sunny day with blue sky background.

    Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

    #13

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about catnip, showcasing humorous cat jokes vet clinics put on signs.

    Acton Animal Hospital Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the biggest mistake and gave my four cats catnip at 10pm before going to bed...my couch suffered the most... T.T

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    #14

    Well, didn’t see that coming

    Vet clinic outdoor sign displaying a funny cat joke about cats ears and the human voice in bright daylight.

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    #16

    Wait, that actually makes sense

    Veterinary clinic sign with a funny cat joke about letting the cat out of the bag, showcasing humor at vet clinics.

    Carroll County Veterinary Clinic Report

    #17

    Bet you didn’t see that coming

    Funny cat joke displayed on a veterinary clinic sign about dressing a dog as a cat causing behavior change.

    Carroll County Veterinary Clinic Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he understands what is like to own hoomans

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    #18

    This Slaps Harder Than Coffee

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke saying live long and pawsper at Acton Animal Hospital on a cloudy day.

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    #19

    Didn’t See That Coming

    Funny cat joke on a veterinary hospital sign saying petting a cat will leave you feline good outdoors.

    Petaluma Veterinary Hospital Report

    #20

    Plot twist: Didn’t see that coming

    Veterinary hospital sign with a funny cat joke about calling a purramedic when not feline well at a vet clinic.

    Frontier Veterinary Hospital Report

    #21

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Veterinary hospital sign with funny cat joke about spaying pets, showcasing humor from vet clinics on their signs.

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    #22

    Well, that hit different

    Vet clinic sign displaying a funny cat joke about cats not playing poker due to too many cheetahs, a popular cat joke.

    Frontier Veterinary Hospital Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a cheetah in the jungle ? Lost !

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    #24

    That hit different than I expected

    Funny cat joke about purrcrastination displayed on a veterinary hospital sign outside a vet clinic.

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    #25

    That’s oddly relatable

    Animal hospital sign with a funny cat joke asking about a cat's favorite color, answered with "Purrrrple" humor.

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    #26

    Not How I Planned My Day

    Vet clinic sign with funny cat jokes about spaying and unneutered cats shared outside Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital.

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly, my neutered cat does the same. what a waste of money and balls that was.

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    #27

    Wait, that actually makes sense

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about a pile of cats called a meowtain, showcasing cat jokes vet clinics use.

    Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

    #28

    Plot twist: I actually get this now

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about a cat tantrum described as a hissy fit, one of the funniest cat jokes from vet clinics.

    Petaluma Veterinary Hospital Report

    #29

    Plot twist, but make it cozy

    Veterinary hospital sign with a funny cat joke about a cat wizard named Hairy Pawter in a sunny outdoor setting.

    Frontier Veterinary Hospital Report

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    #30

    Well, that escalated quickly

    Vet clinic sign with a funny cat joke about sleeping winning the gold in an Olympic sport at Highland Road Animal Hospital.

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    #31

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    #32

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    #33

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    #34

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always seem to have one piece too many, or one missing.

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    #35

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we know you’ve gone mouseless.

    #36

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    #37

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    #38

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not what mine would say. She’d be more like, “Move over. I’m going to sleep there.”

    #39

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    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really should have said "BEWARE OF DOG - THE CAT IS SHADY, TOO"

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    #42

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Wasn’t it pawty trained?

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    #43

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    #44

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    #45

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww. Why is this one here?

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    #46

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains the case of that Japanese museum guard and the two cats.

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    #47

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    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeek mice.. The krispies part got me, like.. >_<

    #48

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the psychologist say to the cat? "How are you feline?"

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except now it's politer to call them in-mew-its.

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    #51

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    #52

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    #53

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    #55

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    #56

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it would work better as purrfect lol

    #57

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you trust a cat gps ?

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    #61

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    #62

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    #63

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    MissUndastood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 It Looks Like I've Got A Challenge Coming My Way One Day.

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