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lunar bluemoon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes the pure happiness till they put their butts in your face i know this far to well

Melissa Whaley
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a huge compliment, as it means they trust you to "have their back."

Bob Beltcher
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog does this too. He won't lay right on my face but he'll curl up under my arm pit. And then he farts throughout the night.

Pamela Scott
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This left out the 10 minutes of them kneading your chest before they settle like that.

Faith Nicole
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my cat was as "well behaved" as this one. She jumps into bed every night, does cirlces, bites my nose and lays down. Get up, more circle, some squishy paws, more bites..arm, nose...chin. lays back down, butt aimed toward face. 10 minutes go by, im half asleep and boom wet nose on my face, teeth around my nose, purr purr squish paw, bite pur purr fart, sleep. Im uncomfortable, arm falling asleep cold, half uncovered because my cat needs to be undsr the blankets, but not touching her, so i have to hold the blankets up off of her, but god forbid i move them and a paw gets uncovered then its more bites...and i just stare at the ceiling until i drift off asking myself why has she become a terror..what happened to my cute little psycho puff?

LadyAna
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised one of my cats doesn't think her name is, "I don't want to see your butt", as I push her tail down.

Veronica Sjöberg
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes yes! And If you try to move them they give you a nice death stare. But... why? Is it to be able to cuddle and still have a view on whats going on?

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    Stacey Cornwell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a whisky refinery in Scotland with the family while on vacation. Got super excited to interact with and pet two of their mousing cats that to my great joy did not run away 😻

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    Phil Boswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me, apparently I am infamous for doing this…

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s good to speak cat, never know when it will come in handy.

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our daughter went to one of her college friend houses that she had not seen in a couple years. The entire length of the drive her friend kept telling her my cat is actually friendly but he will be nervous since he hasn't met you before. Ignore his growling but do not let him till he calms down and stops growling at you. The second my daughter sat down he hopped in her lap and would growl at her friend if she reached to pick him up. He slept curled up with my daughter that night. She said he wrapped his paws around her in a huge cat/ Baer hug all night long.

    Raine Soo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to speak to people's pets rather than to the people themselves.

    Diana Hockley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I do agree with this one!! LOL

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me offering refuge from people who insist this cat is going to let them pick it up and dance around the room!

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    mcsa student
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one looks like a queen. scratch that. it IS the queen. BOW SLAVES. BOW.

    Emi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this SO my cat

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching how excited they get when something moves outside is so worth loading a bit of your view!

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another version of the picture could swap out the window for the TV—-only while you’re watching it, of course.

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    Kath Leen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i own 3 cats...i still have selfies...and half of them are with my cats

    Marsha Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I doubt that you own the cats. Truth be told, the cats own us. Back in the day when you set up your own message on your home phone (now called landline), I had a message that said, "You have reached the home of Yum Yum and her human. Neither of us can come to the phone now, so please leave a message." It put everyone in a good mood, and I sometimes had trouble hearing the messages because the person calling was laughing so much.

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    Ella
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet every pet owner can relate XD

    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much rather take cat pics.

    Ma Jonalyn Montero
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    other people's phone VS. your cat's phone XD

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, though I also have fish and shrimp in aquariums that take up a whole bunch of photo space too.

    Bluebell Rizzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same, but with my dog :) when I had my cat it was the same lol

    Rhon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you become a grandparent then the photo is a montage of cat and baby photos!

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    A B C
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how big a mouth they have once they start yawning, right?

    Alice Laughs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, this is my cat. She has murder mittens and murder mouth"

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    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why they need their chicken breast cut into pieces the size of af dice, or they cannot eat it.

    Alusair Alustriel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine also does that teeth clasping sound at the end, which makes me cringe :D

    Dorthe Schou-Nielsen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has his eyes open at the same time. Looks really weird...

    Anca R.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...Mine too :))))) The color is the same!

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, where’s the person sticking their finger in there? Only me? And my vet? Sissies.

    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I like to do that, too, the reactions are amazing :D

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    Whatever...
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! We got a new refrigerator in July. Found about 20 hair bands, about 10 pens, a couple lighters, bracelets, and one unopened pack of cigarettes under the old one.

    Nathalie Langevin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could add pencils and pens, anything made of rubber, bottle caps and then some!

    Snowy Tundra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a box of 36 toy mice, with the idea that I would dole them out a few at a time. I tossed out 4 to start and watched my Beans bat them all under the couch within 15 minutes. It only took that long because I gave him 2 and his mummy, Leia, 2. I put out 4 more and went to bed. Yep. They joined their fellows under the couch by morning. I fished them out from under the couch with both cats supervising and put them in a cardboard box with cutouts in the top for them to dig them out of. Most of them went right back under the couch.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it looks like that under the fridge too.

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pool noodle cut in half length ways works to block toy infestation under your washer and dryer too.

    Steve Pettit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely this happens, a real treasure trove of stuff finds its way under the sofa, But Never Money I Hasten to Add. 🙄

    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a third panel, in which the cat bats them all back underneath the sofa again.

    Viki Banaszak
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to use a back scratcher to get stuff out from under the stove and fridge and assorted cabinets

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 cats; 2 boys and 1 girl. My youngest boy (and the only one who lets you pet him absolutely anywhere) moves with me during the night and doesn’t even wake up. My 17 year old boy likes to practically pin me down, and is always unhappy if I move at all. And my only girl contentedly sleeps in any of the unoccupied real estate on the bed, or downstairs. The one and only dog sleeps in his bed on the floor. Plus, the cats expand during the night, so my husband and I usually end up with about 6 inches of sleep space each at the edge of the bed. You know, the usual sleeping arrangements for pet parents.

    Maggie Schram
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does the exact same thing and I can't get into the perfect spot to sleep because she's right in the middle,

    Tiffany Marie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband calls ours his nut warmer lol

    marnidarr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They NEVER move!! So, true! Leave it to me to contort like a pretzel.

    it's me again
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All cat parents are contortionists. And have back issues.

    Tracy Moorhead
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever find yourself saying, excuse me to your Cat in the middle of the night??

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    : ) Looks like me with my Dad’s cat every night.

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    Rissy cake
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat paws me on the head like going play with me. She don't want to do that at day time

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats like dawn and dusk.. crepuscular species.

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    Ma Jonalyn Montero
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going down in the middle of the night to get food, your cat staring at you intently...or staring at someone behind that youcan't see?

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat was 10 months old when we adopted her. My elderly father would get up in the middle of the night to read. She would come to get me, meowing urgently. She thought I should also be awake. I had to train her that the rest of the house is NOT getting up. As I went to bed each night, I would tell her "It's sleepy time, kitty cat." I repeated that phrase when she woke me, and refused to get up. Now she leaves me be and curls up on the chair next to Dad as he reads.

    XxKarmaxX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat comes bouncing into the room in the middle of the night

    Pudgecat
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat would always climb on our table and scratch it up at night

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    Ma Jonalyn Montero
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat and my baby brother... can't tell the difference XD

    earringnut
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my late doggo Babu. He was odd in a fun sort of way.

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    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, how did you get a picture of my cat drinking apple juice? That’s her favorite to steal!

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog unzips my bag and takes things out of it. She likes stealing gloves.

    Kathleen Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought it was Scotch she was drinking!! My bad.

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Bart would steal my hair ties. She was always digging in my purse. We had to stop her when she ate one and had to go to the vet. I stopped leaving them in there. She’s 16 now and getting senile. Any purse that’s open she sticks her whole head in, even my moms when she comes over. I just let her because she’s having fun!

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww my lil guys love to do this

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    Dan Jennings
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just broke the di Vinci code.

    estimaate
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a good life hack that actually works

    Christina Paul
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our floor is covered in cardboard boxes. Beds never used

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    로희
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats only do the first and then the fourth panel.

    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat does all of this- except draw blood. She's super careful with her teeth and claws!

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite is when my cat clamps down gently, but then just stays like that as if he doesn't know what to do anymore.

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    Reine Watson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat rolls over like she wants her belly rubbed and then she lets me pet her, like, twice. She then proceeds to sratch my hand, making me wish id never been born.

    Ivy D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you ever not going to fall for that?

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    Lesley Langlois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single damned one...with the sly-eye. 😸😼

    OCD Mom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I would do that too ;)

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I am very Lucky my Kali never gets to the fourth panel. She just walks away.

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    Flower Crown Faun
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, my precious kitty 100%! She can't wait to snuggle in bed & will scream at me from upstairs until I get ready to sleep. Then we cuddle & snore until morning. Couldn't imagine life without my little angel!

    alwaysMispelled
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would come cuddle when I went to sleep but 9/10 times when I woke up in the AM he'd be way across the room

    NCC~1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats don’t sleep with me though 😞 they just lick my ear and run when I wake up 🙄

    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. I miss my cat :(

    VJF41708
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, but minus the loves me part

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww this is so precious. Sigh... ❤️

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and after I say "no, you're fat. I'm not feeding you again" he walks away saying "unbelievable"

    Lisa Florina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo "the stare"... god those are the worst!

    Steve Barnett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anything been so accurate to the t

    it's me again
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (twines impatiently between your legs & tries to trip you as you are retrieving their noms)

    Janelle Collard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! When did you meet my cats!?

    Ana M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not Afrodita. She will cry and cry and scream until her food is serve.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike a dog. They'll eat anything.

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    Ashley Kabala
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my tabby! She hates pictures

    Carly Cordts
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like my cats, not to cooperate with the camera, lol & argh

    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat looks so adorable but as soon as you open the camera app, she either runs away or glares at you.

    Gabriel Darrell Xavier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im half blind because of that my cat scratched the f***k out of my eye

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God yes this is just what it’s like. lol

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so relatable. Every time I try to do a close up Kali moves. So I move again try for the shot and again she turns. At this rate no one is going to get a current photo on the websites I follow.

    Deborah Brett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you try to photograph something else, then the cat will jump into the picture.

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine chase each other- sometimes running over my FACE :|

    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how two animals that weigh just 10 pounds and 15 pounds can sound like a whole herd of Shetland ponies when they're doing that.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you hear that telltale hairball heaving sound. It could wake the dead.

    Steve Pettit
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we speak my cats are doing precisely that (running at the speed of light banging into all and sundry) WONDERFUL !

    Marlene Ricker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems my bed is part of the racetrack that runs through my apartment!

    Viki Banaszak
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat= why I cant have nice things(out on display)

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just yell at her to stop and she does. However the rest of the time I keep fussing and I think she continues because it makes me irritated.

    Ana M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats run and run and run from 2 am 'til 5 am.

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    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A life lived for the company of my cat is a life well lived.

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours has helped me so much. He was not trained but he somehow figured out that I do not realize the nerves in my face are acting up at first. He started coming to me winking when my eye we not closing if I missed what he was telling me he puts his paw on my wrist and then winks again. This has helped so much because I take the med that helps sooner and that cuts back on the amount of pain.

    Sue Clifford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t imagine life without my cats. They provide, love, laughter, entertainment and all unconditionally.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Some are very choosy about the clients they will accept.

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    Lost Hope
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so my cat!!! It start meowing loudly like someone tryna kill it at the weee hours 😢😅😅

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    Rzorrz Jurek
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an 18-year-old, she feeds like a newborn: 12 pm, 3 am, 5am, 7 am....

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! Well done to care for her so well to get to a great old age for a cat.

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    James Floyd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are ready for food religiously at 4:30AM and 4:30PM

    Rita Frost
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I explained to my cat that if she was to be allowed in the bedroom at night, she had to be quiet 11pm to 7am. She has acceded to this. I have not pushed it to coming in when called and not scratching the sofa.

    Janelle Collard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Food o'clock" Genius! :)

    Marie Munoz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine gets me up at 4 o'clock every morning! It's funny and a little frightening that I don't really mind.

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t open your eye! They know!

    Deborah Pace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The minute my alarm goes off she moves from her spot at bottom of bed on to my chest kneading and purring and meowing cause it’s food time lol

    DamnBecky
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day at midnight, 2:35 and 5:45. My cat is CONSISTENT

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    frederic eeckman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is hunting these ugly fat spiders. Then she takes them in her mouth, and usually drop them on me as gifts. I want to burn myself.

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine just looks at me, unaware of the bug I want her to get...

    Pinkjoelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once held my cat at arms length on top of my head so she would get a spider. lol

    Joyce Stewart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine caught a mouse one night and brought it up on my bed. It was still alive and they had a wild chase all over me, the blankets and pillows. I ran screaming.

    Lisa Florina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine brings mouse, birds, alive frogs en eats flies. But spiders really freak him out!! Takes after his mommy I guess :p

    Vanessa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine usually just sniff it, while the bug jumps and they start to chase it

    Jjjane20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, what are friends for 😉 I don't have a cat but my dog catches spiders, he always takes them to his mouth, makes little spider ball and then spit them out. I am scared of spiders 🙂 and sometimes brings bugs or worms as a gift which I don't appreciate much 😊 but he is such good boy.

    Reine Watson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is scared of the bug and hides behind me...

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    NCC~1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that the clothes are covered in cat hair

    Beth McFadden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for noticing that!! It made the cartoon for me, and my old lady eyes would have missed it without your comment! Live long and prosper, friend.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he/she just wanted some attention, or petting, or cuddling, or fresh water, or other food , or to be let out, or being petted (or that at least someone just standing by them) while they eat (like mine often does), or ...

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrrgh! lol! My George does this every single day and the minute I give up and go do something, he’s crying at the full dish of food.

    BobbyK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once said "Cat hair - a wardrobe accessory and a condiment."

    Tim Padrick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gallagher said: "A cat will turn up it's nose at the food you give it, then turn around and lick its butt. Why don't they make butt flavored cat food?"

    Sheryl Thompson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone has been looking through my window! 😁😁

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not hungry right now. But the bowl is empty. I might be hungry soon. So fill it NOW!

    Barrie Mark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh help me Jesus. This is every morning!

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    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story, I was making my bed and as I was pulling up my sheets, I didn’t notice my kitty, Sadie, crawled in from the other side. I look over and see a meowing lump so I reach to untuck the sheets to release Sadie before she starts freaking out. I grabbed a corner, but being a playful (cat? kitten? catten? She was that in between age) she clawed my hands through the sheet. She had very sharp claws at the time. I went for another corner and she ran to the other side of the bed and attacked my hands. This “game” went on for a good 5 minutes until she let me grab the corner and free her. After she jumped out, she glared at me and looked like she was angry I didn’t let her out sooner.

    XxKarmaxX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat crawls underneath the sheets and just lays there so we call it a bed shark lmao

    pebs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I start making the bed, the cat appears and jumps on it.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love nothing more than helping mom/dad make the bed—-especially when they get under the covers!

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww my late cat Scootie and I used to play “the sheet game” every time I made the bed and she loved that so much. Now my George gets into it too, and I love how crazy he gets. ❤️

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    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine is 7, had him since he was a baby. 3 years ago, I swear to the gods, he watched me pull out a bag of new hair ties, and put them in a drawer. He. Watched. The next day, that one drawer was opened, and the new bag of ties were gone. He now opens every drawer in the house when they are closed. The smart snot.

    Dani_Menezes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just pull the hair tie from my hair...

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn’t run out. Just look under the sofa or fridge.

    bee pot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. my cat Gabby takes them to somewhere I've never been able to find. which means she must be moving all of them anytime I look... never a dull moment!

    Alice Hayes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful. I’ve seen cats that had to have surgery to remove lots of hair ties from the stomach.

    catnip
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your going to clean under the couch one day and the mysteries of life will be revealed

    A WhiteRunGuard
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    6 years ago

    Me and my cat

    Alex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need atleast 2 hair ties to tie my frizzball hair up. I would die

    XxKarmaxX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no more scrunchie or hair ties thanks to my cats ;=;

    Raven
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    step 5: Repeat steps one to four

    Paola Nunez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a girl whose cat was eating them! Her guy got sick and she showed me the xray from the vet. It was insane! he had to get them surgically removed.

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    estimaate
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow that scared me

    Carly Cordts
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats cant really see in the dark. They need a light source. Or so im told. I keep the bedroom light on low so my cat smooch wont keep falling off my windowsill and onto my nightstand. Big mess.

    Sonya Wormsbecher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually cats have better night vision than humans and the richness of what they're able to see between light and dark isn't that different. This is why cats are mostly nocturnal hunters :-) https://www.livescience.com/40459-what-do-cats-see.html

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    Reagan James
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is EXACTLY what my cat does! Haha, that is so accurate!

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she learned how to turn the handle on her own? I had one that did that.

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    Rzorrz Jurek
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet 85% of cats prefer the MY CAT way

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while we had to keep the bathtub on a dribble for our one cat, we spoiled him because of his medical issues.

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    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't met a cat yet who didn't prefer running water to a dish of water.

    Vanessa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my other cat used to drink from the sink. i miss my other cat. RIP :(

    DaVo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat drinks from the toilet and from the bath, but only if we're in it.

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao you shouldn’t let your cat drink from the toilet when you’re in it!

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    Elisavet Palazzolo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my vet said this is a sign of evolution in cats - realizing that running water has less of a chance of being stagnant & carrying diseases that could make them sick - that's why more & more cats refuse to drink still water anymore. (one of my 5 will only drink from the sink. the rest have not evolved yet lol)

    Troux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most if not all cats prefer moving water; either a stream or a faucet. This is why they sell drinking fountains for cats and PLEASE invest in one because staying hydrated is the best defense against kidney failure, the leading cause of death for aged cats.

    Beth McFadden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought cat fountains because of this. Read they don't like stagnant water. Catit sells adorable ones for @$20 on Amazon.

    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat had a cat bowl with running water, but we had to get rid of it because she would pull off everything and just watch the motor spray water all over the bathroom.

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    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought one of those pet fountains. A bit of a pain to clean, but they love running water.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a children toy that lets water flow without having the faucet on (with standing water). Cat owners should consider it, so their cat can have their way but without wasting water.

    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of pet fountains on the market.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Networking. They tell 2 friends, then THEY tell 2 friends...

    White Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly what happened to me. I dunno, do cats have some secret club where they exchange their experiences about where to get food for free? I don't own any cats but I feed 6 of them!!!!!

    LadyEncredible Rand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is, I am def on my way to becoming one, I can't help rescuing them, and then they love you and then what are you supposed to do? Luckily my dog is fine with cats, i.e., meaning he ignores them and just gives me dirty looks from time to time, but treats take care of that LOL

    Kim Kermes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hundreds of cats, thousands of cats, millions and billions and trillions of cats. Courtesy of Wanda Gag.

    Kim Kermes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hundreds of cats, thousands of cats, millions and billions and trillions of cats.

    Biljana Malesevic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happening to me right now. From 1 cat food a day fro strays I upgraded to 4-5 a day.

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    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our favorite game is "stuff under things!"

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopted a 14 year old cat this year. ONLY thing he will play with is a bit of string with me on the other end.

    Reine Watson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 30 min with a laser pointer last night trying to make my cat turn off the light. It finally worked.

    XxKarmaxX
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 3 cats are always playing with eachother

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww this is so cute and perfectly true!

    Danielle Renee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not their favorite toys...anything you buy them

    Vex Boxx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my toilet paper holder is hung unusually high and the roll always goes under. I'm not sure why my cats think toilet paper is so dangerous they have to protect me from it.

    Deborah Brett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat plays "steal the q-tips one at a time, and hide them inside shoes and under pillows."

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    Demonic Darkness
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a rather large great Pyrenees so as her bed we took an old twin size mattress and put it down with some soft topping. The cat takes the entire damn thing and the poor dog is sleeping on the tile next to the bed lol.

    Rissy cake
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat claims the bed as hers when am not using it

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cats won’t go near the bed unless we’re using it.

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    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the GIF of Pam saying Yep when we need it?

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're never alone but at least you have the best company

    Marie Munoz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my Benji. If I stay up late he comes around to bug me to go to bed. Silly Cat!

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next picture should be in the bathroom. Kids or animals, there’s no such thing as privacy for mom and dad.

    Ivy D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat literally jumps on my lap while I'm in the bathroom.

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    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!!! I love how they absolutely HAVE to have your attention right then no matter what you’re doing, but want to be left alone as soon as you go to them.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that gets close and sniffs the water first—-so he ends up sneezing water out of his nose. Yep, he’s a weirdo.

    Flower Crown Faun
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's simply clearing his nasal passages :D

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    hunger games
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat does that but you need a few more panels she then will dip her paw in and lick it do this a few times the look up at me and yowl till I pour out the full bowl! YES a full bowl and fill it up this happens every few hours.

    Elsahthescienceguy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this with food when he wants it! He will poke it and then he trys to drag it away, and he on,y does this with chipotle, rice, cheese balls, tuna, and mayonnaise....... yes. Mayonnaise

    Flower Crown Faun
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats is addicted to Marmite of all things!

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    Ana M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loto gets water in her paw and then her paw unto her mouth.

    Talya McGuire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one who's water check is not nearly so neat. Splosh splosh ......sploshsploshsplosh yup it's water. Meanwhile everything within 10 feet is a giant puddle. Yeeeeaaah she's restricted to an inch in the bowl now.

    Rob Chapman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I posted on the water facuet pic above that 3 of my cats now drink from the faucet. One of them is Spooky. When the faucet isn't on, she actually goes to the bowl and uses her paws to scoop all the water out of the bowl, and onto the floor. And then licks the floor. She is a weirdo.

    Reine Watson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine puts his paw in the water and then liks his paw. Over and over again.

    Trish Greene
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Ralphie rarely drinks out the fountain. He always dips his foot in and drinks the water from his toes.

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    lunar bluemoon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they think its time for rubs and your like no oh but your so cute lol

    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discipline and cats don't go well together. But, our cat totally understands not only the word "no" but the level of seriousness with which it's said, and will stop what she's doing. Then I always give her something to reward her (not pets) like a treat or a toy or time playing. She's really very cooperative.

    Suzanne Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fussed at my calico (Calamity Jane) one day. The next day I went to use the phone on the answering machine...no dial tone...and why is the receiver wet?...and why is there a puddle under the machine?? Oh yeah, she got even.

    Tia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat tries to get me to pet him... when I do he attacks

    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cats have learned the TONE, but sometimes we have to resort to a squirt bottle. I was using setting spray the other day and my cat Biscuits looked at me all freaked out because I WAS SPRAYING MYSELF. Needless to say, it was pretty funny.

    Shawntae Stephens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats never bite me lol. I can't relate

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat never gets on the counter or tabletops. Or does he? Cause there's cat feet prints on my dresser. He's sneaky that one.

    Nadine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my husband and I were leaving for the supermarket. Our cats watched. They knew what we were doing and knew we'd be away for a while. So we leave but went right back in a couple of minutes later because we'd forgotten something. They were all on top of the kitchen counter looking at us with shocked faces.

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    Pandastuck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would someone upload a picture with no cats

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any cats here ;)

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every breath you take and every move you make, Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watchin' you. Every single day and every word you say, Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watchin' you.

    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ninja Cat, Ninja Cat, does whatever a Ninja Cat does. Can it hide behind a chair? Yes it can ‘cause it’s Ninja Cat. Look out, here comes Ninja Cat!

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you see me? Love it when our cats get under the rug like this!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get down when you get good and ready. And don't forget to knock off the most breakable thing when you do.

    AVA ELLIS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but remember if angry they might grab a spray bottle

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to invent some cat-proof leggings.

    Ruth Beaty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats used to do drive by swiping on my ankles. Fortunately I wear jeans all the time so he was mostly thwarted, lol.

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    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rules for my cat: two paws allowed, four not allowed

    Tiara Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t wait to get me an alley cat to eat ahi tuna and have catnip with 😘🐈

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to stay single forever.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And were they wrong? I doubt it :)

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I got this cat I don't have ghosts. Any thing goes bump in the night " its the cat".

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    Justine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said kitty who had meal 5 minutes ago

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Servant I am so extremely dissatisfied with your performance. I shall make other arrangements.

    Hafida
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is just going to the neighbour to eat their cat food. No need for an interview

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    Sophie Lenton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is doing this right now whilst I'm trying to read this 😂

    Ana M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother was living in my apartment a while back and Afrodita was a little kitten. One time my brother was working in his laptop and the charger was there. In two minutes Afrodita was done with it. My brother had to buy another one and only charge his laptop in his office.

    Bobbi-Lee Loganberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! And mine are smart enough to only do it when the charger is NOT plugged in!

    AVA ELLIS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't forget the hair ties they eat ad barf

    Sarawyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog actually bit through one of my chargers last year and i slept through it. I wonder if the cats ever tried it?

    Deborah Brett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mine was a kitten, she bit through the router power cable. So much hate. I spent the weekend without internet, rubbing soap on all the powercords in the house.

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    Tia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he fits, so I guess he can sits

    Karen Hsieh
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly my cat! didn't realize it was a common occurrence.

    SomebodyNobody
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are the liquid state of matter

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you will like this video of Maru cat demonstrating the exact moment of change of state from liquid to solid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qPn3pT8j4

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    Emma Nielsen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have photographic evidence of my cat doing exactly this....

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    ƒιѕн
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both mine, they are total opposites.

    Vanessa
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine usually dont like it when i hold their paws. they dont bite or scratch. they just move it away

    Meechelle Reha
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two look like my two & their behaviors are identical!!

    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I've been lucky. I've never had a second panel type cat. Maybe when they were kittens and didn't know better, but not as adults.

    Cockadoodle moo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one looks like me cat but his actual feels is the second one

    klatula
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true some are not even funny! giggle!

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure sure somewhere there are Cats who hit middle ground.

    Shawntae Stephens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are the first one. At least with me

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    VeryDarkMatter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one who hates to be under cover.. and one (his sister) who sleeps there all night and purrs like she wanna win a contest of comfyness.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my Smudgy 100%. The only time she’ll stay under the covers for any more than 5 seconds is if I’m sitting in bed with my knees drawn up making her a tent.

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does this. She is smaller than most cats. Sometimes she wants to get in by my feet and I have to hold the duvet up for her while she has a good long think about how well I'm doing it. Sometimes she clearly thinks 'must try harder' as she will wait until I have improved the way I am holding it up. 😟

    Steve Barnett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ on a bike, this is so true. I call it the 'cave'; Lollie wants to get in, but once she does, she's back out in moments.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spider friend is not speaking to me now, and it's all your fault.

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    , Saturday night & Sunday night

    VJF41708
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday nights.

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    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks perfect. (or yes, purrrfect)

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good plan! I will follow your excellent example.

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that's the same loving face my cat makes whilst getting kisses.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Smudgy (female) and Bazzy (17 year old male) love kisses. Jack (youngest male) not so much, but he will let you pet him anywhere, including his belly.

    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, your cat does not like kisses.

    Hafida
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girl does like kisses, she gives me kisses when i ask or come and get kisses from me when she needs one

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    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get a cat to explain my constantly ransacked drawers!

    Martine Borge
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a great plan for my kids aswell 😂 I clean and organize their drawers, and 5 minutes later it looks like a tornado went through our house 😅

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you can reach it, kitty.

    Steve Barnett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANYTHING that is in a tin. When it's being opened, it's the most desirable food in the world. But it's only beans!

    E A M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Charlie... I swear he's part goat.

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    Rita Frost
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read it was to cover their food for future use but it does look as if they are saying this food is poo. My cat sort of grew out of doing it but maybe she just trained me to provide acceptable food.

    A WhiteRunGuard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats actually do this to mark it as theirs

    Grazina Strolia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that when a cat scratches near their food, they are using the scent markers in their paws to label the food as "theirs" so no one else touches it?

    Demonic Darkness
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and it's also like in the wild utying it so other animals don't find it. Same reason they cover their poo.

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    Hafida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this al the time, never get it why

    NCC~1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this even though he puts and looks all happy when he eats his food. My family thinks he just does it for attention

    Anna Mayr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense but mine only does this when she absolutely hates her food - which happens more often than not'

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    Orsolya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more accurate with a small handful of dry food, at least in our house.

    Jenica Thomas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is upset anytime he can see the tiniest spot of the bottom of the bowl.

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat eats the left side of the food. Then tells me it is empty.....negotiations are ongoing.

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworkers say I'm a cat bully cause I just can't refuse touching them. Even if they're sleeping sweetly. Don't matter - I gotta rub your face.

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is lovely! # attempts to upvote it 100 times.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for being dumb enough to try to bathe a cat.

    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an indoor cat and whenever I open the front door she tries to run outside. If she makes it out, the first thing she does is see how much dirt and sand she cat get in her (thick) fur before I grab her. If you were wondering, I keep Sadie inside because she tries to start fights with strays, but she can’t do much more than play and I don’t want her getting hurt or sick.

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to explain why you keep a cat indoors, lots of people do. In fact a lot of vets have recommended keeping them indoors in general to avoid illness or injury. They can still have fulfilling lives without having free reign outdoors.

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    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeek! Do cats have to be regularly washed?

    Fate Averruncus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most cases, a cat would not need to be washed with water. Cats groom themselves naturally, so regular brushing is usually enough to keep your pet looking clean and comfortable. However, there are occasions when knowing how to give a cat a bath is necessary. They may have soiled themselves in the litter box.

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    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never bathe a cat.

    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, short hairs don't need it. Those with long hairs, however, can use the occasional bath. Not often, though... combing is much less traumatic to them and should mostly do the trick.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who's sleeping on the couch? Again.

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if I'm in bed already, my cat is fine with laying on the side or near the end of the bed, but if she's already lying there, she's usually right in the middle and seems really offended when I try to move her.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even though you leave at the same time 5 days a week, they still come running toward you with a “where you going?” look on their faces.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you get home "Where you been?"

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about that imaginary thing on a completely bare wall or ceiling that has them either totally transfixed or spitting with hair raised and back arched?

    María Hermida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so long ago, I was walking through the "forest" near my parents' house after dark when my dog, which is usually peaceful and quiet, started to bark furiously looking at an apparently empty space among the trees. I couldn't see or hear anything, but it was a really scary experience.

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly this ( adopted this year 14 year old cat ) does not do this. Sleep on my right side only. Under the covers in this cold winter. Dunno what will happen in summer.

    LadyAna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for adopting a furry senior-citizen!

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the best Saturday nights are not spent dodging obnoxious drunks in a hot crowded bar, but totally relaxed at home with your best fuzzy buddy, in your jammies with snacks and a good show/movie on TV.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay. It's the one Aunt Lottie gave me 3 years ago for Christmas, and I've always hated it. Now I can honestly tell her the cat broke it.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You WILL buy the premium cat food next time.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I learned long ago that, if it’s breakable and you want to keep it, you must either put it on a high shelf, invest in in an enclosed glass display case, or give up entirely and carefully pack it away for some future time when someone has finally come up with a workable solution.

    Demonic Cow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, a high shelf is just a challenge to them. 🐈

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    Bepina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah I did this with my cat often, she also was not amused :D

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a rabbit. Dumb hooman.