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30 Business Names From ‘The Simpsons’ That Are Just Brilliant
Don’t forget, dear Pandas, you’re here forever. Fortunately, that “forever” entails plenty of wholesome animal and art posts, as well as this magnificent list of all the funniest and punniest business names featured on The Simpsons. Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Bored Panda Nuclear Power Plant which used The Simpsons Wiki for inspiration and research purposes.
If you’re a fan of The Simpsons and enjoy learning about all the tiny hidden Easter eggs others might not notice, then you’re in for a real treat. Upvote your fave Springfield business names as you scroll down and let us know what hidden details in the show you’ve personally noticed.
Though some of these store and business names are as cheesy as a triple cheeseburger (like the ‘It Blows’ air conditioning store), others are brilliant puns that you might not have understood when you were a kid but will definitely get now that you’re all grown up. When you’re done with this list, check out our earlier post about the funniest signs on The Simpsons right here.
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#1
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
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#3
Stern Lecture Plumbing
#5
General Chang's Taco Italiano
#6
Stoner's Pot Palace
#8
In 'N' Out Ear Piercing
#9
Oedipus Rx: A Mom And Son Pharmacy
#10
A Bug's Death Exterminators
Gran Torino 5 years ago
What's the dirtiest thing ever said on television? "Ward, I think that you were a little hard on the Beaver, last night."
#11
Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Oh is this the one with the big book of British smiles? That's in my top five faves, if I ever bothered to rank them
#13
Diz-Nee Historical Park
#15
J.r.r. Toykin's
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago (edited)
A place to buy Legos-las, Arwen you need some toys for your kids. Get your kids a Bil-bow to practice archery (but make sure you get them an eyes-engard so they can still see afterwards) or some Fro-dough for shaping objects out of clay! It’s just Elrond the corner, go there before all the toys Aragorn. You’ll be Galad-riel you went, and your children will beg, “Gimli the toys!” Once they get them, they’ll be Riven-dell with interest for hours. If they Er-e-bored, you can just go by some more toys. If you can provide a good resume and pass the interview, you could be our next new Shire.
#16
'muff Said
#17
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
#18
Donner's Party Supplies
#20
Are We Hair Yet?
#24
Crouching Panda Hidden Egg Roll
Sarcastic Panda 5 years ago (edited)
crouching tiger hidden dragon is the original right? that's what i'm calling it now. crouching tiger hidden egg roll.
#25
Much Ado About Muffin
#26
Try N' Save
#27
Knockers
Bri Rakotz 5 years ago
Used to have a pizza delivery place called knockers. It was my favorite.
#28
Abercrombie & The Other Guy
#31
King Toot's Music Store
#33
Sneed's Feed And Seed (Formally Chucks)
#34
Pay & Park & Pay
#36
All Creatures Great And Cheap
#37
Toys 'L' Us
#38
Vulgari
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
This is an actual joke among some jewelry people. Bulgari is known for its unique and bold designs, which don't sit well with some people, so it's earned the name "Vulgari" over the years
#40
Cinderblock Village
#41
Acne Grease Co.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Or, acne grease and shovel (I watched this episode a few days ago!)
#42
Gulp N' Blow
#44
R. Crumb's Keep On Muffin'
#45
The Drunk Paralegal Karaoke Supplier
#49
Lard Lad Donuts
#53
The Boob Tubery
#54
Southern Cracker
Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
She's thin, white, and salty! And that's what makes her a cracker.
#56
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor
#57
Edna's Edibles
#59
Rock Bottom Remainders
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