97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.

We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

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Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role

I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him

Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda

...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow

They Blllrah Baoh

She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return

"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"

Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"

You Can't Have That

Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children

"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

So Sauce Not A Broken Home

The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis

Man Mum

“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”

"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"

"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"

"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."

“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland

"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

Handsome Man But Why No Hair

Ankle Biting Ferals

But Soup Is Circular

31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop

"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"

Oh No My Moths

A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World

POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down

"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"

I’m One Of Those European Peasants

You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning

"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"

“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”

The Rich Are Good People Deep Down

"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"

Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly

“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”

"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""

"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"

He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It

He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin

Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server

Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept

Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding

"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"

I Have Hot Dog Debt

"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"

"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"

I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone

Kirby Has No Ankles …

A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed

The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?

"You're Vertical. Act Like It."

Sword-Wielding Pronoun

Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful

Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse

"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"

Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room

"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"

“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”

"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"

The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid

Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring 'Logistical Difficulties'

"People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table - He's Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model"

Cigarette That Wished To Become Human

Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

"The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company"

The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep

What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It

The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart

Running On Incel Core I9

Twitch CEO Cheering Her On