76 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

It must taste bitter 🤒

Haha 🤣🤣

That would burn if they weren't underwater.

These are skills and information that maybe very useful in the future the way things are going.

Truth isn't something I'm familiar with.

"All this is MINE!" Yer I'm judging that tree.

He really does! 🤣 It musta been an Acme cigar.

Who has toilets that you can leave anything behind it? For decades, anywhere I’ve gone has had tankless toilets, save for a few VERY tiny bars and clubs. The courthouse in NYC certainly is tankless.

If you’ve not seen Alexander Skaarsgård in “Murderbot” on AppleTV, you’re doing yourself a disservice. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I kinda sorta actually regret having straightened my memory problems out because I got to watch the whole thing four times because nothing stayed in my short-term memory, and I’m kinda sad now that I can remember it all.

I have a feeling she made the decision to move there on purpose.

One day little calf will grows up and sees the big city......... supermarket.

I can still hear my mom shrieking and running in panic whenever I brought home a wild animal and showed it to her. I think the bat scared her most.

Er, twinks are usually blonde. And men. Am I not getting something? I’ve never seen “Mulan.”

Pasta water is an emulsifier? Is that true? I’m gonna hafta remember this and try it out.

I gather “squat” in this context is an exercise? And I can do it better than non-Slavs? Is there a way for me to profit off this info?

Oh, how I want that guy to hug me, ideally while horizontal, and for twenty minutes. I’ll be done well before that, but we can just cuddle for the rest of my time!

Surimi is an unholy abomination made from pollock and food coloring. I’d assume anyone who feeds me that thinking I’ll believe it’s crab hates me.

I recently started following a fellow on YouTube who makes videos of incredible AI fails. The one that got me hooked was when he told the AI that someone had given him a cup but the top is sealed and the bottom is wide open, and how can he drink from it? The Ai gives him stupid, unbelievable advice, everything BUT “Turn it right-side up.” He does these with about six different ones in each video, and not a single one gives him the right advice. It’s funny but also kinda frightening.

This puts “All your base are belong to us” to shame. There’s a sentence I never imagined I’d hear!

"quarter dozen" no.