Twitter is a platform that people either love or hate. Some believe the micro-blogging website is excellent for real-time engagement, others, however, say it's "a highly opinionated cesspit" that's just winding everyone up.

You may have realized just how polarizing it can be from our publication on the Facebook group 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2' as well.

But if you need more convincing (or simply want to enjoy more chaotic personal takes), you're in luck. Since we released the piece, the group has ballooned by about 45K members and now unites about 220K of them. Naturally, such rapid growth along with activity from the old timers brought about plenty of new material.

So we at Bored Panda think it's about time we collect their latest posts and release Part 2!

More info: Facebook

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Minath
Community Member
4 years ago

It's beautiful

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    #2

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    God bless you, Princess Diana. May you rest in heaven.

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    #3

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This! It needs to be higher up!

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    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's Kermit's ancestor

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    #5

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    This person has a page on gogetfunding called Accidental Catdad, detailing how he fell in love with the kittens and decided to raise them (and their mom), it’s a heartwarming story. (And he got £7000-something out of it ;)

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Took me a sec but that is genius.

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    #7

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Awwwww we need to save them all.

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    #8

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Yeah don't bother me about eating my ribs. I do whatever I want.

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    #9

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    Axel Tojo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    We need to create a label for IFRs - "Introvert Friendly Restaurant"

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    #10

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Puuuurrrrfect!

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    #11

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Laser beans

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    #12

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ….mine too now ♥️

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    #13

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He LOVES it!

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    #14

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    My last cat Turkey was a stray, I named him Turkey because he adopted me just after Christmas - he barged in and ate all my leftover Turkey and wouldn’t leave even when I tried to chase him out. My autocorrect still capitalizes the T in Turkey because of him. Miss my Turkey boy, he was the best.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Cats can be the most lovely creatures ever. I hate the bad rap they get. Just like there are cats that are arseholes, there are dogs who are as well. My cat, who died at the age of 14 was amazing. Anytime someone was sick he'd go lie down with them, either on the bed or on the floor by the bed. When I had dengue fever in 2011, the first 5 days were awful, very high fever, weakness, and Johnny (my cat) just would stay either on the floor next to my head or laying by my feet on the bed. Every day during these worst days. Gosh, I miss him. 💕

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Maybe we aren't a completely horrible species, after all.

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "All hail His Majesty Queen Charles III!"

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    Minath
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thats a very distinguished cat and is taking their job seriously.

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aww that's so sweet. I hope they were understanding of him, it must be so confusing for an animal who can't understand things, to go blind :(

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Internet says Rosy Maple Moth and it's a cutiepie

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    #21

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This i like

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    #22

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The hawk's expression is like "Uh, excuse me?" (Or better yet, exqueeze me?) Lol

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    #23

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Good Pod 🥰

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    #24

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    ThatOtherPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *tut tut tut*

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    #25

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A great eared nightjar! How beautiful!

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    #26

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I'm making myself look good in the headlines. Might as well diss Fido while I'm at it."

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    #27

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    Gilmore Girls
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    True

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    #28

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    ThatOtherPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I love your dogS!

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    #29

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ❤

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    #30

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He his só cute, however here's a warning for cat owners, do not out colars on them with those little bells i'v seen a few veterinarians warning about that, cats ears are more " powerfull " than a dog's ears, só having those little bells becomes stressfull for them not to mention that they also have Predator instincts, and they are stealth hunters and that Bell ruins that stealth instinct they have, fell free to check with your vetrinarians if you want to.

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dude!

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    #32

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I used to eat shortening as a kid. I also remember hiding behind the couch and trying to eat my moms butterscotch scented taper candles.

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    #33

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    Catie Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    But how'd he get up there?!

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    #34

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    Joanne O'Brien
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    True friends

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    #35

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Can I squish the beans a little bit after they're done toasting?

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    #36

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes. Imagine your boss giving you unpaid homework. "work? In my free time? Big nope. I'm gonna play spot-the-puddle with my dog til the sun goes down. See you on Monday, sucker!"

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ..... do they mean the fans of their shows, or Netflix specifically? Because the latter would be like... being a fan of your gas provider. Sure, I like that it exists, but it's not like I have an emotional attachment to the service itself...

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He's not an absolute, but at the very least a bit of a unit!

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    #39

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Oh hey hooman"

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    #40

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So he won't like them anymore?

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    #41

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Wait, I don't get it 😅 Edit: just got it and it's brutal and absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

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    #42

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes, it's cute, but it's a literal genetic defect, so PLEASE dont anyone purposely breed these. Please for the love of all the gods

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    #43

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    Persephone hates Pomegranate
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They are? I'm a native english speaker and had no idea they were different?

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    #44

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It seems like cats love fresh, crisp, water or toilet water. Nothing in between

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    #45

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Familiars communing.

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don't know how handsome he was before the pills, but they sure seem to be working!

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    #47

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Inside a portable washing machine it seems

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    My cat begging while I cut up garlic and onions and chili peppers and other things they definitely can’t have

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh he can read it, He just doesnt care.

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    #50

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    PunkRock*Bottom*
    Community Member
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    4 years ago

    Can someone explain to my slow brained a*s why it’s not “Celebrate ‘HER’” ? Like…it’s right there..

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    #51

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    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Land cloud

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    #52

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lmfao upvote!

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    #53

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That is scary.

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    #54

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    Joanne O'Brien
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why not both?

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    #55

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Cara Mia!

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    #56

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My cat loves it when I make the bed. Sometimes I make it twice a day just because of how happy he gets 🙂

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    #57

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    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Beautiful colors

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    #58

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My cat would say yes.

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    #59

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not that simple, as far as I know?

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    #60

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Worth it. Forgive immediately.

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    #61

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well, we will just wait until 1970 comes around again and we will all have 2 homes. Thanks for the tip.

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    #62

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Foliage

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    #63

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My cat would never let me do this

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    #64

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’ll just snuggle in with them it’s all good

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    #65

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The dog hates it 😁

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    #66

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If you're thinking of spending that much money, you need to re-evaluate why your priorities. Do you want to, get married? Or do you want to, be married? Because getting married, is just one day. Being married, is every day after that.

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    #67

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    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    DISGUSTANG

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    #68

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Not only that, but we can barely support ourselves, let alone another human being for 18 years! Give me at least the financial resources to do that and I'll promise to at least think about it. Edit: stupid auto-correct

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    #69

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    With pleasure, thanks!

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    #70

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Wow, such an uplifting and inspirational post.

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    #71

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Awww

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    #72

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I bet the cat would give the scratches for free...if you asked really nice.

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    #73

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I want one

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    #74

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Did he show his hunting permit?

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    #75

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    Moonlight
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Electricity costs: 📈📈📈

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    #76

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Cute

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    #77

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Always the guitarist, never the groom...

    #78

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's always better when someone else makes it for you.

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    #79

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mine is named Ruckus, and he comes in my cat door and tries to take the cat dish with him when he leaves. Pretty sure he's been coming for 4 seasons so far!

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    #80

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    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I feel this

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    #81

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nowhere in the rhyme does it say he's an egg. Lewis Carroll came up with that bit.

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    #82

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lost both my cats within a month of each other and now my partner has been diagnosed with serious health issues. My brain doesnt need the fücking help right now

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    #83

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Unless it's mum

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    #84

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ha, I'm 30 and I feel like I need a copy of his list I don't know more than half of them

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    #85

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    LOL, and that kids, is how I knew I would marry that girl.....

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    #86

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    They're like a biblically accurate angel. "Be not afraid, doo waaaa."

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    #87

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You forgot the best one... bread!

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    #88

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    “But I don’t like horror movies” gets in my way too much 🙄😂

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    #89

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    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    When I’m older I want to adopt but I’m so mentally unstable ( I think) that it would be unsafe. It is sad tho

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    #90

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The worst

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    #91

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    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ew.

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    #92

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    Minath
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    We could have an entire article made up with only tweets about Leonardo Dicaprio's dating choices.

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    #93

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Kristen-Wi...ds-SNL.jpg Kristen-Wiig-Dooneese-Character-Tiny-Hands-SNL.jpg

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    #94

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Recently went camping and forgot the tinder. Guess who had 300 Walmart receipts just laying around waiting to save the day 💅

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    #95

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think they already did that with 'Clamato' juice. Clams and Tomato juice...together again.

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    #96

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How do I ask BP to remove this picture of me? Lol

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    #97

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It goes up to 23:00, and then starts again from 00:00.

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    #98

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Same here lol

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    #99

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So it may sound strange, but this is the thing; I am NOT a car. Wild. I know.

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    #100

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Biggus Dickus

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    #101

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    Lornablue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Do people even know the crown isn't a documentary??

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    #102

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    ThatOtherPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Puss in Boots: bruh

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    #103

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    tara
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Now THAT'S an idea!

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    #104

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’ve been threatening my childhood friends to teach their children their tricks lmoo

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    #105

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    Ember
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    4 years ago

    LOL…..Louie doesn’t hold back his punches

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    3 Owls In A Coat
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I laughed too, i’m female but I usually look like the silhouette on the left.

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    tara
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    4 years ago

    And were you hanging out the passenger side, too?

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    Maybe he had to endure 3 years of being quarantined with you, and he just needs some time for himself lol

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    3 Owls In A Coat
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    4 years ago

    Soup mode is where I thrive

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    Lol

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    My O My
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    4 years ago

    Yep

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    Florida, but without the beach
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    4 years ago

    I will sit on the floor if all my dogs are comfortable on the couch

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Edit: thought it was cute at 1st cos I read them v quickly and it's almost 6 am and I still haven't slept, so my brain is tired and I didn't notice the passive-aggressive aura to the whole message

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago

    Who??

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    who cares? let people like the music they like!

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    Florida, but without the beach
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    4 years ago

    So I had to Google this and omg what she went through sounds terrifying, dehumanizing and just all around horrifying. Parents, if you’re putting your kids into acting, PROTECT THEM!!!!

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    Natty Glass
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    4 years ago

    bahaha seriously someone start interviewing ex’s

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    LinkTheHylian
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    4 years ago

    Chris Pine when he sees people are still using this meme.

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    Will Cancel
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    4 years ago

    I have been there

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    keighterz
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    4 years ago

    Mine was either “look at this adorable animal/beautiful nature” or “screw the establishment burn it all to the ground.” No in between.

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    kirara2516
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    4 years ago

    Well, according to their confusing book, he's only ruled for 6,000 years, yet the Earth is 4.5 billion years. 6k =/= forever.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    4 years ago

    Fake. The Union Flag isn't at half mast.

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    thatonelesbiangorwl
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    4 years ago

    me but when my screen time runs out right whne im in the middle of RAGING MY A*S OFF

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    SCP-3998
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    4 years ago

    I hope this person lives alone and will have to deal with this mess themselves. Cause this is büllshit

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    LinkTheHylian
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    4 years ago

    "And the best part is the hotel was rigged for demolition! They'll never find him! Well... not enough of him..."

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    Beck
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    4 years ago

    So once, when I had a bad snotty head cold, my husband made tgis awful frozen orange chicken bullcrap. I love orange chicken. But this stuff was pathetic. It stunk up the whole house but I took a bite and I threw up. It was snotty. I ended up throwing the actual pan away just to get rid of the smell and the rest of the days I was sick I felt like I had orange chicken snot. Awful.

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    Persephone hates Pomegranate
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    4 years ago

    For anyone who dosen't know: https://studentaid.gov/understand-aid/types/grants/pell

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    4 years ago (edited)

    In college I had a dance teacher that kept hollering "Suck in your stomach!" to me. So after crash dieting for six months I just finally dropped his class. Much later, I found out that I didn't have a fat belly after all. I just had a back injury that was preventing my ab muscles from working correctly. Would've loved to find this out without being fat-shamed lol.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    4 years ago

    Maybe it is the women leaving him after their brains fully develop.

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    Lynn Morello
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    4 years ago

    I dunno, you're wanting to cook, then cook.

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    Smiler
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    this s**t funny to look at but if it happens to me ill rage, castrate, and dissolve him in acid/j

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    penguin
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    4 years ago

    what?

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    Poultry Geist
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    4 years ago

    Hahaha I never thought about the irony of that song in that movie with him ! I think that’s considered irony ! Right ? Lots of smart people here someone knows !

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    LinkTheHylian
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    4 years ago

    There's a difference between "Berry" and "Bailey" , you stupid merchant bankers.

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    Seedy Vine
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    4 years ago

    That's kind of his way.

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    BlueRoseofMystery
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    3 years ago

    Does... does this have to do with... fluids and blacklight? If so, EW!

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    4 years ago

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    This. Diana was a living angel.

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