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Whether we're talking about the dark side of stock photography or images you won’t be able to unsee, the Internet seems obsessed with these tasteless crimes against photography. Such lousy pictures really stand out from the crowd—over-exaggerated emotions, questionable settings, poor editing—the list goes on. Bad stock photos have that rare quality of capturing our attention, and examples of workers failing at their jobs are a source of pure comedy gold.

People all across the internet are laughing at images of librarians poking at computer screens, astronomers in lab coats looking at the sky, or marketing managers taking meetings fully dressed at the beach. Via a viral Twitter hashtag, #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob, users share absurd interpretations of their professions.

Since you can never get enough of such posts, Bored Panda has collected a variety of strange and funny pictures from this hashtag. Scroll down, upvote your favorites and make sure to check out Part 1 of this post!

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El muerto
Community Member
4 years ago

"how long have you felt like a wheelchair?"

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When it comes to photographers' perception of what people actually do at their jobs, it seems that scientists, teachers, programmers and doctors are the most wronged professionals. Just take a look at how they are depicted in this list: coding in a dark room or using a stethoscope on a tree while wearing a lab coat. And the captions people add for the photos make it even more hilarious.

To tell you a little bit more about it, a stock photo is a generic image that is often used for creative purposes and is usually taken without a specific purpose in mind. And it shows. Looking at some of the stock photos, you can't help but wonder, why are those people so happy pointing at a computer screen or why is that man with an eye-patch playing the abacus like a musical instrument. Pretty specific, right? Well, there is no product without demand.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Must be a critical emergency

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    Stock images are a great way to get high-quality photos for a variety of purposes. You can buy a license for a specific image and use it across many different channels. Most people and brands do this in order to save some money on hiring professionals to create original content. In short, stock bank users get the photos they need and photographers earn some easy money in return.

    Usually, a person who is browsing through a stock photography site already has an idea of what they are looking for. The thing is, people uploading the images need to anticipate the demand before the search actually happens. It seems that this year, the most popular trends are vintage lifestyle photos, cultural diversity, authentic living, and even modern aging.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    looks like a mechanic, "is good for another 500km. but keep an eye on the oil"

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Safety glasses so you don't get space dust in your eyes.

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    However, not all photographers follow what's in right now. As we have discussed, some stock pictures have a pretty bad reputation for being corny and fake. Know Your Meme even has a page for stock photo clichés. The first curation of awkward stock images started with the blog called Awkward Stock Photos in 2010. You probably remember the widely known images of women laughing alone with a salad or business people doing yoga. Pictures like these were just so absurd, they quickly went viral.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Stock photo for when "You've left the graduation ceremony, after spending 5 years on a PhD, to go look for a reason to live"

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A...what...? On a what?

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    People actually don't dislike stock photos so much as they don't take them seriously. The common appreciation of these pictures is usually based on irony, especially among millennials. It may seem like common sense, but you should not use them for your website or any other channels since "bad stock images aren't friendly and inviting."

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    The_Wright_Book Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I used to work in customer service and finger poking the exact location was often necessary

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    .....whilst looking lovingly into their eyes.

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    Laura MG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This reminds me of the group Improv Everywhere which organizes "Black Tie Beach" events (check them out on You Tube)

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    Portraying professionals completely inaccurately and sometimes even inappropriately can seem absolutely pointless. Yet, some people make a living out of it. The Independent spoke to two people who have been involved in stock image photography, Jim Murtagh from New York and Andi Dean from North Carolina.

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yay!

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Guy on top right looks a bit sinister.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    This guy is obviously a bit of a "player", though he also seems to have some square piece substrings. :D

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    Jim did stock photos a few years back when he was involved in the comedy scene and thought this would be good for publicity. "I’m not sure exactly how many photos were taken but the whole shoot lasted about an hour and I was paid absolutely no money to do it," he said. "At first, I just had to stand near a window and smile to get some generic ‘nice boy’ shots but then they had me sit at a computer and make several different expressions to go with different headlines they would use me for."

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    coraline jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    nyuk nyuk nyuk

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So that's how CRISPR works? What took them so long? Duh. /s

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Right Mr Pecan, let's just check your nuts

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    Even though the photographers were nice, they did not provide any of the clothes or props. "I agreed that the images could be used for any article – I do not have any veto power on what they use it for," he continued. Over the years, his face has been featured on pieces about any man or alt-right troll screaming at women but it’s so over the top that it makes him laugh.

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    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    To ensure that the pupil receives a hands-on experience.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How do we know the tablet is upside-down?

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sometimes it helps to put the other ends into your ears.... this is not one of those times tho.

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    The most annoying part is that people who recognize him, constantly send him links to these articles: "I just wanna say: ‘Yeah, it was four years ago, leave me alone. We don’t talk anymore’. And my family is confused; I explained to my aunts and uncles that it is satire so the articles are fake but they still barely get it. They always tell me I should get a lawyer. They don’t understand why I’d do it willingly."

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    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "... and then I go clackety-clack on the manual typewriter with no paper. Librarians love me."

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not gonna lie, her back will hurt like hell after sitting for more than 10 minutes like that.

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    Zintoki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well, he uses Wacom Bamboo so he can't be a pro.

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    It was quite different for Andi. She was quite an active stock model and was able to earn some money from the shoots. "Each shoot lasted about four to five hours and around 2000-3000 photos were taken. About 400-500 of those made the final cut. But since I’ve done a few, there are still probably over 2500 pictures of me out there for people to download," she said.

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    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Deconstructed lovely tomato-celery salad"

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    nothing say sexy like a hot solder iron with an open shirt...

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dude got himself a new scope!

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    "At the beginning of each shoot, I’d sign a waiver stating I’d give up all rights to the photos," she explained. "I can see how this would bother some people, but for whatever reason, it doesn’t bother me. The photos I take are completely wholesome, with many bright colors and cute props. I don’t see how they could be used in an inappropriate way."

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don't want to see what happens if he ever tries milking.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    "If only we add a little blood, that little critter will come back to life for sure!"

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    is technic of medical divination...the pills have much hidden knowledge...the doctor thus understand the will of the spirits of medicin...modern science is awesome

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    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Those are hair-dye gloves!

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Who even would use this photo??

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Paint 3D

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Handy

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thank you now I understand how to do programming

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    Priscila Pedrosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lol

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tony Stark did better

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I feel attacked

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    She seems rather unhappy about that fact

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ,makes absolute sense:)

    #38

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The ferret does not approve of bad stock photos

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Can't make out anything, you?" - "Nah. Guess it's time for the yellow glasses, right?"

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    Anapv
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I also like that she's using an 80" long paper sheet in that old typewriter while there are A4 paper sheets flying through the air

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    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Hmmm. Michael's or Kirkland's?"

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    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Good thing I have some funny symbols on a chalkboard to distract them!"

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    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    At least they got the hat right. I know this because I watched Indiana Jones.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Now if the big hand is pointing to 11 and the little hand is pointing to 5, does that mean it's time to go and drive my plane?"

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    RedstonewolfX
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    The bottom right photo has such a perfect line going through it that it took (*me) a solid 10-15 seconds to process that it was a single picture

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    she is like "no peaking"

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Now if you could please sign here... and here... *thud* NOT THERE!"

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    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    STILL makes more sense than the top of a ferret’s head.

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    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The day before the final exam and students want extra credit and they don't understand what they did wrong on their last test and they found their old homework from ten days ago and...and...and...

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    bkoskella Report

    Gingerfoxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What did it just say to him??

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    #51

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Am I the only one who is a little bit scared by the way this man is looking at me?

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    Zintoki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    They aren't empty. There are viruses inside

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "pilsnering", lol

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Please do not mock this person. Pictureheaditis is a very real and serious condition where a subject's head slowly turns into a framed picture. Galleries are the only real sanctuary for the afflicted where they can feel some sense of 'normality'. Before you say anything like 'You've been framed' spare a thought for the plight of the afflicted. Thank-you.

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    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bachelor or bachelotte office party gone wild

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    #56

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh, no, those beads are going to be everywhere.

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    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This does happen from time to time

    #58

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And count them

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Work gloves. LOL. Work gloves. (Raised on farm. Also, I never cut hay with a chainsaw in my life, so.... Yeah. No. )

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    Brian bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Actually that was a gopro shot mounted on the front of a high speed train.

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    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Keep doing those genetic experiments. I am sure the fourth limb will grow anytime now.

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sorry but what is wrong with picture 2 and 3? In the first one that thing is obviously a bike stand (there's another bike there) and in the third one: if you need to go down stairs with your bike why would you take your helmet off? Or am I'm not getting this??

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Because capitalism is purity?

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They forgot to add the floating $$$$ symbols

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    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's not biotechnology, that's the wicked witch manufacturing 'Snow White' apples...

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sometimes I wish we would have gloves on help desk. You wouldn't believe how osome computers look when we get them back

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Time to call Dr. House, I guess.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ok Clark Kent, wrong outfit

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If only

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