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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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    #3

    Zero F*cks Given

    Zero F*cks Given

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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    #4

    Crow Gives No F*cks

    Crow Gives No F*cks

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    #5

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

    This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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    #6

    This Church Cat

    This Church Cat

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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    #7

    This Turkey

    This Turkey

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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    #8

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

    Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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    #9

    F*ck You, Other Duck

    F*ck You, Other Duck

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    #10

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

    This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

    Kandi Kirk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was.. him that's not a cow lol

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A goat with pet alligators...evoluation has gone too far.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are crocs, not gators. Huge difference.

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    Emma Vink
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People...unless those are all mini crocs...that is a cow. Cows in India look like this, so do some indigenous Nguni cattle.

    SamuelLemons
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think it's funny how everyone still thinks it's a goat...

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We think this goat is in danger, but really those are its army of bodyguards and servants.

    Mel F
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the comments quickly devolved into a cow vs goat fight. You know who doesn't give a damn? That goatcow!

    Mahi Baid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a cow and not a goat.

    Dianne Marie Rivera
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like a kung fu master who finished it in one blow. Thug life.

    Ildiko Okido
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alligators don't seem to care either.

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that a cow/bull/ox and not a goat? am I not getting the joke?

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me I'm going the wrong way here.

    Shana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thin line between bravery and stupidity? :P

    Jody Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, tho I walk through the Valley of Death...

    IAmTheRealTimbo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS A GOAT NOT A COW!!! DO U EVEN LIVE ON A FARM?!?!?

    Teresa Taylor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a cow. They roam freely in India. Google "cows on streets of India" and you will see many such examples of large white cows with long ears that resemble goats from a distance However, they look more like the Brahma breed because of the hump on their backs. I don't think they get as large as Brahmas, though. (I just Googled Brahma and it is a US breed derived from an Indian Kankrej cow. Brahma is a Hindu god. So there's the answer. IT'S A COW. AND YOU DON'T NEED TO LIVE ON A FARM TO FIGURE THAT OUT!)

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    Just Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🐐GOAT 🐐 NOT a "Cow."

    Cobraul2
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cow? You give zero f*uks about biology. :))

    Elizabott
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the goatiest cow I've ever seen!

    Varsha Chrislin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the crocs tummies are already full!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the gators or crocs are picking up on the vibe. 😲

    Pöttyös Panni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil

    Connie Druzbik
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil...

    Aaron Pie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You heard what I did to the troll right?"

    Elina Alen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moment of silence for those who can't separate goat from a cow

    Gordon Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea though I walk through the valley of death

    Ken Pfeiffer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    photoshopped, where are his tracks leading to that point?

    Silithas Chimeradon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a goat though, or that cow has a deformed head.

    Silithas Chimeradon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a goat at the bottom of page one, unless that cow has a very mishaped head

    Beth Downs
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH LOOK! A democrat walking into Congress.

    Mary Kavanagh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefulyy the reptiles have been fed!

    Shannon McKee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was likely put there on purpose for the gators to eat.

    Marysia Jawłowska
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there's zero cows in the picture

    Samantha Sanchez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As I walk through the valleys of the shadow of death"

    Karen Collinson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody tell that cow they're not logs but cross.

    सागर राणा
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i walk through valley in the shadow of death..

    Warren Goddard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil! LOL

    That bunny that ate your breakfast
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p that cow or goat is the most braved animal I have ever seen!!! :D

    Genevieve Gates
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?!?!?!?!? And is it a cow or a goat?

    Titu Rospetta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Goat, not a cow (notice the title!?!?!).

    Eddie77
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would call her a brave cow :)

    Sheileagh Leens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm! Whomever took this picture apparently doesn't know a cow from a goat!!!

    Tracy Moorhead
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Thought they were all dead...and that's not a cow!

    Kat Light
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's walking the gauntlet...

    Susan Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, it's a goat not a cow. A badass goat. But, a goat, nonetheless.

    Teresa Taylor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the crocodiles are Hindu in India.

    Jack Arc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with the cow, I'm not sure it survived it.

    tigertae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a cow... That's a goat.

    AE Sondakh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture maybe taken from the zoo. And maybe this is the picture before lunchtime for those crocs. This might it first and last picture. Dear cow.. At least in ur short and miserable life, u gave us inspiration to walk like a legend.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cow...goat...whatever - he ain't got enough teeth for that battle.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my word oh gee what happened in the end

    La
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title of this post belongs in the compilation above it.

    GJones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cow looks a lot like a goat...

    Jazmyn B (Jaz)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? A cow? Whoever posted this must be blind of some sort because it's damn obvious this is a goat!!

    Timothy D.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um thats kinda sorta a goat sorry

    Amuk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am just automatically assuming that those who claimed with seriousness about this animal being a goat are insular myopic white Americans.... Racist? probably.. but better than taking a stand on something which everyone else can see is wrong. cheers

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    #11

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

    This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

    Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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    AcousticGString
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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    #13

    This Cat

    This Cat

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    Sarah White
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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    #14

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

    Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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    Poor Dog

    Poor Dog

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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    #16

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

    Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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    Avia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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    #17

    This Seagull

    This Seagull

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    #18

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

    Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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    #19

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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    #20

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

    The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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    #21

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

    Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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    #22

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

    We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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    #23

    Zero F*cks Given

    Zero F*cks Given

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    #24

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

    F*cks Given Level: Goose

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    Benny Lava
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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    #25

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

    This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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    #26

    Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

    Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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    #27

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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    #28

    This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

    This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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    #29

    Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

    Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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    Natasha L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think I care? I can't eat it, it doesn't matter.

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    #30

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

    This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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    #31

    This Goat

    This Goat

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