If Animals Could Talk (39 New Pics)

I miss the blood in the lowest picture.

My dog just eats, sleeps and barks

I have three dogs and the oldest one will do that every time that the mailman comes by

I believe cats do it not for experimentation but for the joy of destruction.

So true

should i tell him?...

I know your parents

a FU is missing in that sentence :-)

humm... farts

I'd be happy just to sleep through the entire night.... (sigh)

Attention seeking males...

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In 13 years my dog got 15 skunks.... apparently she never got the memo.

Learn from the experts!

Haha, as a human I still can't walk through those without freaking out.

I guess he's related to the bird who stole it right out of my hand at the pier last year.

Relationship troubles

That's a Kodiak moment...

Same with sheep...but it is the voice they recognise, it is said...

Bee-ware of dia-bee-tes :/

Somehow they know, just by driving up.

*smack*

dinner on wheels

Probably? Definitely. Just the "playing" part might be a bit one-sided.

It's better than the alternative

Timberrrrrrrr

well my cat act more like this dog!

Better than a mermaid, a lovely fat manatee, actually!

Particularly for the bicyclists facing the turds...

Same with humans...

"Or the complete opposite thats fine"

Aaaww, poor thing, asking so politely

All year 'round

I wish the bears here did that. They seem much happier to strew the garbage into the street.

Compared to the others, he hasn't got a leg to stand on

The camels know they are carrying the humans and these are the presents they "accidently" are taking with them to see jesus i believe

Poor little lobster...

"Well, looks like it's your time to just jump off" *push*