Picture this: a massive nation filled with endless opportunities and freedom of speech where anything you can dream of is achievable. It’s the best country in the world! As long as you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you aren’t a minority, you manage to avoid gun violence, and you never have to go to the hospital, you’re going to live a wonderful life there!
Global opinion on the United States might be split, but there’s one thing we can all agree on: we enjoy poking fun at the country. So whether you live in the land of liberty and bleed red, white and blue or you’re a curious spectator from another country, enjoy this list we’ve gathered of some of the best down-home ‘Merica memes on the internet from the American Memes Facebook page. Then if you’re interested in even more content about the good old USA, we’ve got the perfect Bored Panda piece for you to read next right here.
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The sad part (well, all the parts are sad, honestly) is that easy access to preventative care significantly saves money over all. But, yay for free market capitalism make our healthcare sooo efficient...
Well, not my generation. I'm one of the gen x evidently that were educated under the Jimmy Carter era in that brief and shining moment of clear thought where the metric system was actually taught alongside the imperial. I would have preferred to have had more time with it, but hey a year is something. At least I get this . Okay. This is comparable to Florida folks wearing coats in 60 degree Fahrenheit, versus my Maine neighbors who moved to SC and would wash their car in shorts anytime the weather was above 40 degrees fahrenheit.
Ah, I've been bitten by some evil wee beastie on my hand and had a nasty localised allergic reaction and not gone to the doctors. Saw a pharmacist who gave me some over the counter meds and that did the job. A lot of things don't require a doctor, if unsure a pharmacist can be a good place to check.
We have the same in South Wales, UK , we have the bigger story ... it's just that the English Government forced us to stop talking in our own language to tell it
American elections are a vote between dumber and dumber, these days.
The thing with the imperial system, is that I in practice think it makes more sense because I grew up with it. In theory, metric all the way
Uh, oh. You are in trouble. (Also, was it on purpose Switzerland is on the goofy one?)
At least SpaceX is actually used by NASA. Unlike Jeff Bezos and his big penis rocket for super rich tourists.
Ha! That's nothing! I live in Western Australia. From our state capital, (Perth) it takes over 15 hours just to drive over the border to our neighbouring state of South Australia!
And you're driving upside-down the whole time... (stupid joke, I know)
Load More Replies...I've lived from coast to coast & border to border in the USA. I doubt there is anyplace in my country that it takes 5-hours to reach a grocery store. Perhaps 1.5-hours one way...in the remotest parts. Even Alaskans have local trading centers with groceries.
Americans don't drive 5 hours to the Grocery Store. But they do drive 30 minutes to go 10 blocks....
why is spongebob naked in the first panel
The nearest grocery store is only 5 hours away in really remote areas or in really horrible traffic.
My friend in Canada is three hours from the nearest Walmart. Meanwhile I, an American, have a Walmart fifteen minutes in every direction. She cannot comprehend this...
From eastern Ontario to western B.C. can be done in 5 days. Going east to west.
NO, I live in England and it doesn't take me 5 hours to go to Scotland or Wales or the Isle of Man !!
From where I live in DK it takes 1 hour to get to Sweden and 1 hour (ferry taking most of that time) to get to Germay. Love it
From Vienna you could drive to three other countries in that time. You could even drive to the capitals of Slovakia and Hungary in that time. And they’re all beautiful, too.
It takes me half an hour to cycle to Germany and about an hour to Belgium. I wouldn't do it again though.
Waarom niet? Bier is beter in België en de prijzen zijn beter in Duitsland
Load More Replies...Three hours, traveling across the country. For a Spaniard 3 is a "prepare yourself, long travel ahead!". Full protocol. Water, something to eat (nuts, chips, some breadsticks?), maybe a little fridge and, OF COURSE, a stop to go to the bathroom and a coffee, drink or sandwich (or a full two-course + dessert lunch stop!).
3 hours is a typical daily commute round trip to and from work, at least where I live in the suburbs of DC. It's even longer if there's an accident on the interstate. And employers wonder why their employees want to continue to work remotely...
Load More Replies...Live in the small Denmark. In the City a bit out. What I allways have loved about Living here,U can bike,take the Public or walk easy around to allmost everything. And U be there in minutes or under a hour. If I have to sit in a for more than 2 hours,My body begins to hurt & Scream for getting out & be moved … I do understand those who lives really far away that they need a car👍
I have cups in half a dozen different sizes in my kitchen. They are a ridiculous unit.
Pff, not exactly true. They'll want you to fill out a paper so they can charge the hurt person thousands of dollars. If you're hurt they'll want you to fill it out too. Broke both arms and they wanted me to fill out paperwork before they'd help me out it was a joke.
Some of the last vestiges of the worst of colonialism has to do with oil. We really need to divest ourselves of those incredibly racist attitudes. We also need to divest ourselves of our dependence on oil. OIL. IS. A. FINITE. RESOURCE!!! Only so many forests and dinosaurs died to create it and we’re now obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel for it—-pun intended—-because we have to drill deeper and more expensively to find it, and pump an increasingly dirty and low dried crude that costs an arm and a leg to clean and refine—-ending up with a mere fraction that’s usable afterward. Not to mention the issues of transporting it from the oil fields to the refineries—-train wreck = environmental disaster for the place it wrecks + biohazard for that place’s residents. And don’t get me started on oil companies wanting to foul the few pristine wildernesses still in existence, for no other reason than they think there’s oil there and want to do some filthy and permanently destructive drilling just have a look-see and maaaaybeee find a drop or two of oil. Switching to alternative sources will loosen Big Oil’s stranglehold on us, and finally level the energy playing field.
TBH, the U.S. uses the metric system every day. All medication (except oral liquid) is measured in milligrams, all alcohol (except beer/malt liquor, and some wine) is sold in milliliters (or liters if you really like your Jack Daniels), even soda is sold in both ounces and liters. And, virtually all other consumables products (from milk, to bread, to paper towels) now show both imperial and metric quantities.
I wish they would stop unfairly stereotyping people. You want REAL gangsters? Just look to a certain political party’s elected reps. Just look at a past, very orange, president (who doesn’t deserve the capital P), his family, and his minions. Just look at billionaire CEOs with d**k rockets and children with weird names, just look at pharmaceutical companies (aka high power drug dealers), just look at insurance companies, just look at artificially created inflation, just look at company memos where the “suits” talk about ways to lower pay, instead of finding creative ways to raise true profits (not false ones). Lowering overhead is not making a profit, it’s only budgeting—-making a true profit is selling a fuckton of product and clearing a fuckton of cash after covering overhead and other expenses. Lowering overhead, a false profit, has been touted as profit for too long, and should be removed from the current false definition.
Average Russians do not read foreign news, they just get the state propaganda.
Yes you might be right but it's true I live in the US and I agree to all of this
that thing where the trow a ball at a man with a wodden stick and it's not Cricket?
If capitalism wasn't a thing and somebody came up with the unregulated brute force capitalism we have today, they'd be put in a straight jacket and locked away for good.
At least two, if not all three predate England. The mile goes back at least to the ancient Romans, and the foot, I think at least to the ancient Greeks.
Spiders are tall i guess. What else has a lot of feet. Wait a second. Centipedes!?!?!?!?
Americans don't pay attention to trains. And the rail travel infrastructure is proof of that.
Come to the UK, it’s around £9 average for a gallon here. I’ll let you convert that to dollars.
Yes. The difficulty is that the other option is to invade and start WWIII, and the US would then be called imperialist and told to stay out of world affairs. There is no easy solution here. Get involved and interfere with other countries? Or let a mad man slaughter innocent people? It puts Germany's invasion of Poland into perspective. Because everyone thinks he invaded that first, and no one remembers Czechoslovakia when he took that over and no one did a damn thing about it.
Shame about all that bird s**t on Meghans' shoulder said no one ever :D
Are we talking basketball, baseball or American football? Two are common elsewhere, now.
Every time I want to buy something from the US I first have to Google with a calculator how big it actually is.
Agreed. I mean yes there's some dumb Americans. But there's dumb people all over the world. I love BP but this whole bashing on America is getting repetitive and honestly irritating.
Load More Replies...It's disturbing that BP considers itself and its community to be a bastion of open-mindedness and empathy...until it comes to the US. Honestly, the level of willful ignorance, bigotry, and self-righteousness in this thread is staggering. Does it make you feel better to have a punching bag? Grow up. Putting others down does NOT elevate you; it lowers you. If you have no verifiable facts on which to base your opinion, you shouldn't have one.
I feel that Bored Panda is mimicking Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed is renown for it's rather negative listicle articles and has a number of listicle articles bashing other countries. I think that users are starting to see a surge in celebrity listicle articles and really negative "Am I the Arsehole" articles which I have never seen on this site before.
Load More Replies...I understand the US is not perfect by any means, but why is it OK to bash this country? If US Bored Panda contributors put together a post for any other country that was as Anti- as this one, it'd be alllllllll over the news. When did Bored Panda get so mean and negative?
I am worried that Bored Panda is starting to go the way of Buzzfeed. I've noticed a lot more "Am I the Arsehole" article and celebrity focused articles on this website. Furthermore, there is a lot of repurposed content from Reddit. I really miss some of their older articles and listicles that were focused on art.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I like making fun of the US, but even I'm getting bored by all the repeated articles with the same jokes.
Who put this one together? It's all over the place. How about fewer but they actually go together?
BoredPanda and Buzzfeed repurpose content from Reddit threads. So, there really isn't much "writing" and little to no editing required to churn out these listicles.
Load More Replies...The "you don't have healthcare" joke is getting old. It's not funny when you actually live in America. Get off of your high horse and have some empathy.
Actually, there's a new edit on the meme about the football coaches which I thought was a lot funnier. https://preview.redd.it/7m4pudz9ioe41.jpg?auto=webp&s=beb06eae994155565f31ea3ba25948cc555666e1
The same two slams through out the whole thing. Annoying a*s bitches
The comments about soda bottles being the only thing we still have from the metric system make me sad, because it means nobody works on their own machinery anymore.
Oh it’s silly fun - why’d you read it if you know you wouldn’t like it? And most of those aren’t really making fun, more like showing our differences And this isn’t all over the news, so why would mocking another country cause an uproar?
It's not silly fun if it's your country (and the people in it) who are getting bashed on a regular basis. An example: recently BP did a listicle bashing Germany for their perceived lack of response to Ukraine for aid. There were quite a few unhappy Germans in those comments. That said, I keep coming back to BP because there are still a few interesting or funny articles, and I've met some lovely, funny, and intelligent folks here.
Load More Replies...Agreed. I mean yes there's some dumb Americans. But there's dumb people all over the world. I love BP but this whole bashing on America is getting repetitive and honestly irritating.
Load More Replies...It's disturbing that BP considers itself and its community to be a bastion of open-mindedness and empathy...until it comes to the US. Honestly, the level of willful ignorance, bigotry, and self-righteousness in this thread is staggering. Does it make you feel better to have a punching bag? Grow up. Putting others down does NOT elevate you; it lowers you. If you have no verifiable facts on which to base your opinion, you shouldn't have one.
I feel that Bored Panda is mimicking Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed is renown for it's rather negative listicle articles and has a number of listicle articles bashing other countries. I think that users are starting to see a surge in celebrity listicle articles and really negative "Am I the Arsehole" articles which I have never seen on this site before.
Load More Replies...I understand the US is not perfect by any means, but why is it OK to bash this country? If US Bored Panda contributors put together a post for any other country that was as Anti- as this one, it'd be alllllllll over the news. When did Bored Panda get so mean and negative?
I am worried that Bored Panda is starting to go the way of Buzzfeed. I've noticed a lot more "Am I the Arsehole" article and celebrity focused articles on this website. Furthermore, there is a lot of repurposed content from Reddit. I really miss some of their older articles and listicles that were focused on art.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I like making fun of the US, but even I'm getting bored by all the repeated articles with the same jokes.
Who put this one together? It's all over the place. How about fewer but they actually go together?
BoredPanda and Buzzfeed repurpose content from Reddit threads. So, there really isn't much "writing" and little to no editing required to churn out these listicles.
Load More Replies...The "you don't have healthcare" joke is getting old. It's not funny when you actually live in America. Get off of your high horse and have some empathy.
Actually, there's a new edit on the meme about the football coaches which I thought was a lot funnier. https://preview.redd.it/7m4pudz9ioe41.jpg?auto=webp&s=beb06eae994155565f31ea3ba25948cc555666e1
The same two slams through out the whole thing. Annoying a*s bitches
The comments about soda bottles being the only thing we still have from the metric system make me sad, because it means nobody works on their own machinery anymore.
Oh it’s silly fun - why’d you read it if you know you wouldn’t like it? And most of those aren’t really making fun, more like showing our differences And this isn’t all over the news, so why would mocking another country cause an uproar?
It's not silly fun if it's your country (and the people in it) who are getting bashed on a regular basis. An example: recently BP did a listicle bashing Germany for their perceived lack of response to Ukraine for aid. There were quite a few unhappy Germans in those comments. That said, I keep coming back to BP because there are still a few interesting or funny articles, and I've met some lovely, funny, and intelligent folks here.
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