There’s An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here’s 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Brilliant...

The Silence Of The Toddler.

Stupid, this person is.

XD

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

Why did they blur out the word whale?

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

Come on, let it go!

Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

Congrats!!👍

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

Ah no not forin language!!!!

This.

Have you MET Trump voters???

This should be way higher lol

Wait until you see "Horns".

No, but there WILL be.

One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

:):):):):)

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

George would be a good writer.

And the little rats saw a good movie.

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

No, it is not a children's cartoon, but it was dead funny!

Amphibian.

Well Tom Cruise is getting really old, give him a break..

Something for the category "Describe a movie in two sentences".

I give up.

That is just too much information.

No, of course not. It's a martial arts film.

That movie brings out the worst in all things, it seems.

Lol, HOW??

Then this is definitely not the movie for you

I have to admit I didn't know about the book by Taleb.

Have you tried getting off meth?

What about parrots?

Also the breeding pair eat any malformed offspring so Nemo would have been a mom snack.

Not good enough for two stars though?

That's why (almost) everybody watches it

Yes. Yes it is a musical. A very famous one. Clearly not famous enough.

BWAHAHA!

Very clinically put. Nobody should underutilize Daffy Duck. Period.

Not about a lighting fixture either

Yes Connor yes, it's just hunger, mom's going to make you a sandwich now be quiet.

Endangered species.

But YES a trash .....PANDA!!!!!!

If you want movie where there's baby acting like an adult, so go watching Boss Baby

B- Bee... WHAT?

Should've rented it.

BAHAHAHAHA!

The lambs were silent.

Reviewer just stepped on a Lego.

Aaaaand ... still think that - -?

LA is an off-world colony.

same

Because it was casual Friday.

When I read this I burst out laughing.

Goodminton.

this must be the person that reviewed Guardians of the Galaxy