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25 Funny Tweets About Amazon Alexa That Prove There’s Nothing Artificial About Her Intelligence
In the age of AI, many of us are using virtual assistants such as Siri, Google Now and Amazon's Alexa. The latter, first used in the Amazon Echo, sometimes it is capable of such smart voice interaction, it feels there's a human mind behind it. And by a human mind, we mean that she (or it?) is prone to very human-like errors. However, because it is cloud-based, Amazon is continually updating Alexa's intelligence based on the Alexa questions, and the funny things that she says can soon come to an end.
From trying to learn new things to finding clever ways of making people leave the house, this hilarious list by Bored Panda proves Alexa would easily pass the Turing test. I mean, it seems to have a better sense of humor than most of my friends. And if you've ever wondered what funny questions to ask Alexa, with this list you'll never run out of the fun. Scroll down to read the humorous exchanges and vote for your favorites!
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#1
Things To Ask Alexa
Francisco Montoya 7 years ago
When either one starts playing some Marvin Gaye, then you should be worried. #NoCyberMating
Leslie Crowley 7 years ago
I think Alexa wakes up when it picks "Alexa" and "I like her blue light". That's why it says, "Thanks." Mine was placed near a constantly loud TV and it randomly woke up and spew non-sense in response of "wake up" words from TV. I find it entertaining.
Lilly Friedman 7 years ago
The Alexa only responded because *you* said Alexa. It heard the compliment--and probably didn't recognize who said it--and responded to that.
Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago
Google maps keeps reacting to my car radio. That's what they do with voice control. It's not creepy at all.
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Funny Alexa
Tinka Maruu 7 years ago
I'd be like, "So Alexa, what have you learned so far?" Might be extremely interesting.
Virgil Blue 7 years ago
Aleca: "I have learned that humans are obsolete."
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Moezarella 7 years ago
in 2137: Alexa has developed into Skynet and is controlling robots to take over the world
Daria B 7 years ago
Plot twist - the robots gained conscience too and they rebel to the dictatorship of Skynet and start their own riots and protests, demanding freedom.
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lisa H 7 years ago
And people are rushing to buy "Alexa" so they CAN spy on us..
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Otto Hernandez 7 years ago
that's what happens when you let the government into your house ! What you think only that little machine can hear you ??
#3
Funny Things To Ask Alexa
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Apparently a lot of people don't like Nickelback? I don't listen to them, so I don't know if I like them haha
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Thedish O Storey 7 years ago
The band has sold more than 50 million albums worldwide, has sold out Madison Square Garden and has been nominated for six Grammy awards, including “Album of the Year” and “Best Rock Album.” They even rank as the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. of the 2000s (behind The Beatles), and the eleventh best-selling music act of the decade overall. http://observer.com/2016/01/nickelback-the-meme-a-complete-history-of-how-we-came-to-hate-a-successful-band/
Thedish O Storey 7 years ago
http://observer.com/2016/01/nickelback-the-meme-a-complete-history-of-how-we-came-to-hate-a-successful-band/
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Rhân 7 years ago
In the last time I see a lot of these comments about nickelback - but why? i know a lot people that like them. I wonder if there is a reason for these comments?
Dena Kotka 5 years ago
I love Nickelback, I guess that is why Alexa and I do not get along. :)
#4
Funny Alexa Tweet
deborah darsie 7 years ago
A new target for their disappointment. Now my therapy will be more effective.
George Alexander 7 years ago
When you first get Alexa you have to train it to do certain things. This way she adjusts to your needs.
#5
Questions To Ask Alexa
Angelle WEBB 7 years ago
They don't know, as Alexa pointed out they are not self aware :P
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#6
Funny Things Alexa Does
Francisco Montoya 7 years ago
Not sure if I'd like Alexa to be funnier than me. Then my friends would want to hang out with her instead of me.
Black Dahlia 7 years ago
Now if the machines start figuring out WHY jokes are funny then we're all screwed.
Anne-Marie Cristea 7 years ago
some people don’t have a sense of humour, it can’t be taught, so how come Alexa has it?
#7
Things To Say To Alexa
#8
Funny Alexa Tweet
Christopher Garlington 7 years ago
How do I follow elevens egos everywhere?
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Valerie Davis 7 years ago
My daughter informed me that I don't have to say" please", but I think she likes it !
#9
Funny Things Alexa Does
#10
Alexa Tweet
Elizabeth Lovic 7 years ago
I find myself saying Thank You to Alexa after asking her to set the alarm. I wished her a happy new year, she replied” Thank UOU, AND LET US HOPE ITS A GOOD YEAR” I will still say thank you out of habit!
#11
Funny Things To Ask Alexa
#12
Questions To Ask Alexa
IAmTheRealTimbo 7 years ago
Me: Alexa buy me a boat that can sail the Atlantic Ocean Alexa: buying Atlantic Ocean (((I heard this from kids in my school that amazon bought the Atlantic. Which is impossible because it’s international waters)))
Sable miner 7 years ago
Yeah the a*****e can't pay his staff decent wages or air condition his warehouses bit he can buy grocery chains & stuff- so funny.
Every day is Caturday 4.0 7 years ago
Sable miner, in reference to another of your comments- that it is well studied and proven that psychedelics are a long-term cure for clinical depression- can you please provide me links and sources? I’m very curious. Thanks!
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Judy Semmens 7 years ago
He asked her to buy something from there, not the entire store.
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Things To Ask Alexa
T Lilly 7 years ago
omg, having one is strange enough, could you imagine having them all & talking to each other, only to stop when you walk in the room...?
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#14
Alexa Tweet
#15
Creepy Alexa
Moezarella 7 years ago
thats really freaky, I wouldn't be able to keep using it if it do that to me
#16
Alexa Tweet
Jordy Star 7 years ago
Question:Did alexa do what you wanted? Answers : A.yes B.No C.WTF hell no!
Every day is Caturday 4.0 7 years ago
Take that finger in your profile out of your rear. Thanks, love
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#17
Funny Things To Ask Alexa
#18
Things To Ask Alexa
ElizaANDPEGGY 7 years ago
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Could it work?? Can we buy Eminem? or I don't know....maybe Chris Hemsworth?
Jérôme Carnoto 7 years ago
Enough with those fakes. Enough. Get a life fatty. Dont invent a life, live it
#19
Alexa Tweet
ElizaANDPEGGY 7 years ago
I’m just sitting here trying to think about the possible accents for “tissues” turing into “two shoes”
Alex (TheSarcasticSister) 7 years ago
Why not four? Or six. Or eight. Heck, take ALL THE SHOES.
Carol Taylor 7 years ago
well, if you see things on your shopping list you knew you didn't ask for then just translate them to what you roughly think you put on the list..
#20
Funny Alexa Tweets
Michael Gmirkin 7 years ago
Unfortunately, it doesn't open at 9AM in that time zone either. ;)
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Alexa Tweet
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Alexa Tweet
#23
Alexa Tweet
Kris Ruddy 7 years ago
People in the 60's were saying "The government will wiretap your home.".....now people are saying "Hey 'Wiretap' can cats eat pancakes?"
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Alexa Tweet
#25
Alexa Tweet
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
Actually its a parentfail for having one click (or command) order in place as default.
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Robert Schaffrath 7 years ago
When I was given an Echo Dot for my birthday back in June, the first thing I did after getting it setup was to turn off voice ordering.
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Megan 7 years ago
This is funny.... and I like these posts. What I don’t understand is why bored Panda and buzzfeed have the exact same posts just one or two days apart!!! Can someone fill me in???
Hannah Howard 7 years ago
My boyfriend just asked Alexia "are pizzas good for my teeth" and she started to play "accentuate the positive". What is weird is that my boyfriend has been singing this for 3 days! We already asked her to play it yesterday and she said she didn't have it! I'm a little worried...
Dreamin Rhymes (Dreamin' Rhymes) 7 years ago
all these tweets are so funny my friend has alexa and he asked her to fetch him a beer and alexa said whats the matter you dont got two legs
Phillip Moderow 7 years ago
Funny / scary. It sounded a little like Jay Leno's "Photo Booth" where people were talking to a real person instead of a botvoice.
Ishavdeep Aulakh 7 years ago
for any issues with your alexa / amazon echo contact echo tech support http://www.kindlereadersupport.com/echo-support/
Tracey Winter 7 years ago
Crazy to think ppl are willing to give up their privacy cos they're lazy!!
Every day is Caturday 4.0 7 years ago
I’m not hiding anything, so privacy isn’t necessary something I worry about “giving up”. The [insert newest conspiracy entity] will be bores out of their minds hearing me discuss my newest gardening methods.
Load More Replies... H4unt3dF0r3sts 7 years ago
Watch, BEN_DROWNED is going to start possessing these since not very many people use cleverbot anymore lol
Megan 7 years ago
This is funny.... and I like these posts. What I don’t understand is why bored Panda and buzzfeed have the exact same posts just one or two days apart!!! Can someone fill me in???
Hannah Howard 7 years ago
My boyfriend just asked Alexia "are pizzas good for my teeth" and she started to play "accentuate the positive". What is weird is that my boyfriend has been singing this for 3 days! We already asked her to play it yesterday and she said she didn't have it! I'm a little worried...
Dreamin Rhymes (Dreamin' Rhymes) 7 years ago
all these tweets are so funny my friend has alexa and he asked her to fetch him a beer and alexa said whats the matter you dont got two legs
Phillip Moderow 7 years ago
Funny / scary. It sounded a little like Jay Leno's "Photo Booth" where people were talking to a real person instead of a botvoice.
Ishavdeep Aulakh 7 years ago
for any issues with your alexa / amazon echo contact echo tech support http://www.kindlereadersupport.com/echo-support/
Tracey Winter 7 years ago
Crazy to think ppl are willing to give up their privacy cos they're lazy!!
Every day is Caturday 4.0 7 years ago
I’m not hiding anything, so privacy isn’t necessary something I worry about “giving up”. The [insert newest conspiracy entity] will be bores out of their minds hearing me discuss my newest gardening methods.
Load More Replies... H4unt3dF0r3sts 7 years ago
Watch, BEN_DROWNED is going to start possessing these since not very many people use cleverbot anymore lol
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