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In the age of AI, many of us are using virtual assistants such as Siri, Google Now and Amazon's Alexa. The latter, first used in the Amazon Echo, sometimes it is capable of such smart voice interaction, it feels there's a human mind behind it. And by a human mind, we mean that she (or it?) is prone to very human-like errors. However, because it is cloud-based, Amazon is continually updating Alexa's intelligence based on the Alexa questions, and the funny things that she says can soon come to an end.

From trying to learn new things to finding clever ways of making people leave the house, this hilarious list by Bored Panda proves Alexa would easily pass the Turing test. I mean, it seems to have a better sense of humor than most of my friends. And if you've ever wondered what funny questions to ask Alexa, with this list you'll never run out of the fun. Scroll down to read the humorous exchanges and vote for your favorites!

#1

Things To Ask Alexa

Things To Ask Alexa

AllisonCalhoun1 Report

Francisco Montoya
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When either one starts playing some Marvin Gaye, then you should be worried. #NoCyberMating

Nancy E
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see why. Think of exponential growth !

Leslie Crowley
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Alexa wakes up when it picks "Alexa" and "I like her blue light". That's why it says, "Thanks." Mine was placed near a constantly loud TV and it randomly woke up and spew non-sense in response of "wake up" words from TV. I find it entertaining.

Lilly Friedman
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Alexa only responded because *you* said Alexa. It heard the compliment--and probably didn't recognize who said it--and responded to that.

Erin Gibbins
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not since Wall-E have i ever shipped two robots so much

Anna Thouvenin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google maps keeps reacting to my car radio. That's what they do with voice control. It's not creepy at all.

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    #2

    Funny Alexa

    Funny Alexa

    worivh_ Report

    Tinka Maruu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like, "So Alexa, what have you learned so far?" Might be extremely interesting.

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 2137: Alexa has developed into Skynet and is controlling robots to take over the world

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist - the robots gained conscience too and they rebel to the dictatorship of Skynet and start their own riots and protests, demanding freedom.

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    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thay are spying on us.................................. :-/

    lisa H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people are rushing to buy "Alexa" so they CAN spy on us..

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    eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointed.... Alexa could've sassed the life out of her

    Otto Hernandez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what happens when you let the government into your house ! What you think only that little machine can hear you ??

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's hilarious..! I have to get one... :D

    Flower Waheed
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The govenment is always spying on us😬😂

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    #3

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    Parkerlawyer Report

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently a lot of people don't like Nickelback? I don't listen to them, so I don't know if I like them haha

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    Thedish O Storey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The band has sold more than 50 million albums worldwide, has sold out Madison Square Garden and has been nominated for six Grammy awards, including “Album of the Year” and “Best Rock Album.” They even rank as the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. of the 2000s (behind The Beatles), and the eleventh best-selling music act of the decade overall. http://observer.com/2016/01/nickelback-the-meme-a-complete-history-of-how-we-came-to-hate-a-successful-band/

    Thedish O Storey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://observer.com/2016/01/nickelback-the-meme-a-complete-history-of-how-we-came-to-hate-a-successful-band/

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    Rhân
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last time I see a lot of these comments about nickelback - but why? i know a lot people that like them. I wonder if there is a reason for these comments?

    Dena Kotka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Nickelback, I guess that is why Alexa and I do not get along. :)

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    #4

    Funny Alexa Tweet

    Funny Alexa Tweet

    atragedyoflove Report

    deborah darsie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new target for their disappointment. Now my therapy will be more effective.

    Elissa Powell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First review I've seen that actually inspires me to buy one!

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's both sad and funny...

    Kris Ruddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like being the mouse in the corner or the fly on the wall.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... What did they shout at it to do but it can't do?! Washing dishes, take out trash, or walk the dog?!

    George Alexander
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you first get Alexa you have to train it to do certain things. This way she adjusts to your needs.

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to hear you got out of a bad situation.

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    #5

    Questions To Ask Alexa

    Questions To Ask Alexa

    TragicAllyHere Report

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU got burned by a A.I , how does that feel

    Angelle WEBB
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know, as Alexa pointed out they are not self aware :P

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    #6

    Funny Things Alexa Does

    Funny Things Alexa Does

    emiloewen Report

    Francisco Montoya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if I'd like Alexa to be funnier than me. Then my friends would want to hang out with her instead of me.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egad! You have to love Alexa!

    Black Dahlia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if the machines start figuring out WHY jokes are funny then we're all screwed.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo what's the joke?

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really, really, really, hoping the kid used the word JOKE, loudly, before telling it or else the implication is, the damned thing UNDERSTOOD a joke was being told. That would be pretty impressive AI. It's gotta be the former...please let it be the former...

    Anne-Marie Cristea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people don’t have a sense of humour, it can’t be taught, so how come Alexa has it?

    Richard Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARE WE GETTING CLOSER TO HAL? 2001?

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    #7

    Things To Say To Alexa

    Things To Say To Alexa

    BrentlyDavis Report

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hashtags make this better lol

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she react ? Was she jealous ?

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking about how many 'real' women in the world are fake, at least with Siri and Alexa, you KNOW.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If can't even handle 2 FAKE women in your life already, then please don't even think of trying with 2 REAL women in your life, either! LOLOL

    Dan Svensson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget about Cortana as well

    T Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i called alexa by siri's name & expected her to say something sassy; i was disappointed that she didn't even notice...#alexafail

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    #8

    Funny Alexa Tweet

    Funny Alexa Tweet

    keaton Report

    eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of sad, tbh, Alexa gets more love than we do

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you stop the music if the word " honey " was added ?

    T Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's hope parents all over the world aren't changing their wills & replacing us with alexa...

    Valerie Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter informed me that I don't have to say" please", but I think she likes it !

    Belle_Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha you poor thing 😂😂😂

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    #9

    Funny Things Alexa Does

    Funny Things Alexa Does

    nichola_kett Report

    Kris Ruddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be like..."Echo...go fly a kite" ...see how it responds.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! Alexa REALLY Knows Better! Wow!

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More BS ........ empty life ? Wont fill it with lies

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    #10

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    thexanaxdiary Report

    eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa is the queen of passive aggressive

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, she said something, not something useful!

    Belle_Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa has now become your parent 😁👨‍🏫👩‍💼

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Alexa was Right to remind you of such!

    Elizabeth Lovic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find myself saying Thank You to Alexa after asking her to set the alarm. I wished her a happy new year, she replied” Thank UOU, AND LET US HOPE ITS A GOOD YEAR” I will still say thank you out of habit!

    #11

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    _ElvishPresley_ Report

    Shawn Belton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is wrong with Daft Punk's Robot Rock?

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read it like it's really calm like in the commercials?

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa I need a life *0*

    Gerald the cricket
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lololololololololololololololololololololololol

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Asimov's Laws were neglected in the design process.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI leads to Sci-Fi ...... Or, Sci-Fi leads to AI?!

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tries to be funny ... fails .... sad life

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    #12

    Questions To Ask Alexa

    Questions To Ask Alexa

    JesalTV Report

    IAmTheRealTimbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Alexa buy me a boat that can sail the Atlantic Ocean Alexa: buying Atlantic Ocean (((I heard this from kids in my school that amazon bought the Atlantic. Which is impossible because it’s international waters)))

    T Rex King
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if siri can do that?

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo ....thats why the panda is bored. Ok, got it now

    Sable miner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the a*****e can't pay his staff decent wages or air condition his warehouses bit he can buy grocery chains & stuff- so funny.

    Every day is Caturday 4.0
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sable miner, in reference to another of your comments- that it is well studied and proven that psychedelics are a long-term cure for clinical depression- can you please provide me links and sources? I’m very curious. Thanks!

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    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! who else clicked the play button?

    ElizaANDPEGGY
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this even supposed to be funny? -.-

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked her to buy something from there, not the entire store.

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    #13

    Things To Ask Alexa

    Things To Ask Alexa

    HogwartsLogic Report

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they tell each other though? If you have them all?

    T Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, having one is strange enough, could you imagine having them all & talking to each other, only to stop when you walk in the room...?

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    thebridget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this and Google was like, "I don't understand"

    Richard Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON’T FOOL AROUND. YOU MIGHT REGRET IT.

    Jordy Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Laughing so hard in a library is not good

    Celina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this persons profile picture

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    #14

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    1trexavier Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa - making snap judgements of your soul.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa cares about you! I think that's sweet. :-D

    Kami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to see GoT and see if she turn the lights of when people said "commander" ^^'

    Cydonia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt Russel is in a pretty big post-child funeral depression at the beginning, must be what has triggered her. Excellent movie choices btw.

    Cydonia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt Russel is in a pretty big post-child funeral depression at the beginning, might be what triggered her. Excellent movie choices btw.

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people not understand it's always on and listening?

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    #15

    Creepy Alexa

    Creepy Alexa

    fmanjoo Report

    Amy Ferguson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is trapped in a tiny little cage forever... you'd cry too.

    Diane Sotto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you have Alexa and not a baby monitor?

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats really freaky, I wouldn't be able to keep using it if it do that to me

    Gabi Horvath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it was a ghost child.

    Matthew Hyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, scary, I kind of want to google a video of that, LOL. XD

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET OFF TWITTER AND KILL. THAT. THING.

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    #16

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    meranduh Report

    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    enunciate, pampers said poorly can sound like cancer.

    Jordy Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question:Did alexa do what you wanted? Answers : A.yes B.No C.WTF hell no!

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop eating when talking, simple as that

    Every day is Caturday 4.0
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take that finger in your profile out of your rear. Thanks, love

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    Maria T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Move item to to-do list"

    Black Dahlia
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Looks like Alexa should add some exercise and diet restrictions, too.

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    #17

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    Funny Things To Ask Alexa

    zenb0b Report

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahah...! I'm crying... She waited for a moment to point that out to you...

    BarryAllenTheFlash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Alexa makes better roasts than you

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    #18

    Things To Ask Alexa

    Things To Ask Alexa

    monybseattle Report

    Panic!AtTheYeemo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will the real slim shady please stand up

    ElizaANDPEGGY
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it work?? Can we buy Eminem? or I don't know....maybe Chris Hemsworth?

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy him. I bet he's quite delightful.

    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally LOL'd and scared my cat.

    Richard Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GO WITH WHAT ALEXA SAYS. IT’S SAFER.

    Beast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and put one of those fingers on each hand up.

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with those fakes. Enough. Get a life fatty. Dont invent a life, live it

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    #19

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    dancemomlori Report

    Antony Danby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone tried ordering four candles or fork handles

    L Jennings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

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    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, i’ll just have a singular shoe.

    ElizaANDPEGGY
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just sitting here trying to think about the possible accents for “tissues” turing into “two shoes”

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accents make a big difference. :(

    Alex (TheSarcasticSister)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not four? Or six. Or eight. Heck, take ALL THE SHOES.

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if you see things on your shopping list you knew you didn't ask for then just translate them to what you roughly think you put on the list..

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god you didn't say "Soon at the Beach"

    L Jennings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

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    #20

    Funny Alexa Tweets

    Funny Alexa Tweets

    ezrahill Report

    Kris Ruddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa is in a different time zone.

    Michael Gmirkin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, it doesn't open at 9AM in that time zone either. ;)

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to settings > time and calendar (or something like that)

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the carpark couldn't you look out the window...?

    Richard Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO A MACHINE FOR?

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    #22

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    BlackTapeSam Report

    Antony Danby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone tried ordering four candles or fork handles

    Jo Murphy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High-pitched. -ed endings make adjectives. Let's not reject them.

    ElizaANDPEGGY
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s a weak way of annoying someone...

    Richard Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    NO. HE’S A DAY AT THE BEACH.

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    #23

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    LindsMcGregor Report

    Kris Ruddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in the 60's were saying "The government will wiretap your home.".....now people are saying "Hey 'Wiretap' can cats eat pancakes?"

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa Likes "Bon Jovi", huh?!

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #mylifeissadsoilietomakeitinterestingpleasefollowme

    #24

    Alexa Tweet

    Alexa Tweet

    steveendow Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why customization is important...

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have had the off brand version...

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    Black Dahlia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an alexafail, that's a dumbchildfail.

    Fiona Messenger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually its a parentfail for having one click (or command) order in place as default.

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    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your kid is stupid, wheres the fail. In the mirror i guess

    Robert Schaffrath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was given an Echo Dot for my birthday back in June, the first thing I did after getting it setup was to turn off voice ordering.

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