We can’t predict the future. If we could, most of us would be spending our days picking lottery numbers instead of stressing over anything else. But even without a crystal ball, people can still make educated—or at the very least, lucky—guesses.
And the subreddit Aged Like Wine does its best to dig up the ones that truly stood the test of time. From random posts to famous quotes, here are some that aged especially well.
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Mad Magazine Article From 1968 About The “Super Patriot”
This And Hundreds Other Similar Quotes
We Haven't Matured In A Century
For Very Progress, There’s A White Backlash Against It!
And it was a black GIRL too. That's like a double anti-jeopardy for weak white men.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Spite And Stupidity
because cervical cancer affects women, not men. I guarantee that if/when they develop a mrna vaccine that cures testicular or prostate cancer the anti-vaxxers will shut right the eeff up and fight to be the first in line to get it.
Mike T. Punching A Guy In A Plane
This Quote Rings Truer Than Ever Due To Recent Events!
This is what the few conservatives that come to this site refuse to acknowledge. What they seem to want is the subjugation and disenfranchisement of anyone they don't think is worthy or white or middle class/rich enough. They want rights for themselves and not for others. Why they come to this site after claiming it is populated mostly by liberals, I'll never know.
Satire Is One Of The Most Important Forms Of Free Speech
See the latest South Park episodes for a perfect caricature of the most egregious hypocrite, Brendan Carr.
That Is The Deal
Indeed He Will
Aw, he was such a good Hagrid. I'd hate to be the poor slob who tries to take his place.
We Weren't Paying Attention And Still Aren't
Such An Incredible Tale
Wow, That’s Stunning
May Not Surprise Some, But Still Interesting
Is It Wine Or Milk? Can't Quite Tell
Fb Memory From 2013
What is that weasel up to these days? Comfortably retired and very rich?
Billionaires: Born, Not Made
Watchmen Got It Right
With The Recent News The Supreme Court Being Asked To Overturn Gay Marriage
Home Alone Age
I bought roughly the same amount yesterday and paid over $73 USD. Nothing crazy either!
Newspaper Clipping From 1926
The Two-State Solution (International Herald Tribune, 2018)
Trump Had His Civil Case Overturned And Saves $500m
Just when you think that he can go no lower, he somehow manages...I truly believe he could shoot a child on the street in broad daylight with several recorded perspectives and still people would foam at the mouth to support him and say the kid deserved it...America is rabid rn...
Everyone That Knew The Debt Would Skyrocket
Thing is, Security Fund should be sacrosanct. It should never be used for anything but retirement. No borrowing from it to pay back a fund for a stupid vanity project that lost money hand over fist. NO. But, they opened it up for that years ago when it was extremely healthy, and now they’ve depleted it, the present administration has looted it just because they don’t like the idea of “the poors” having anything in their old age except early death, and it’s in danger of being run out of existence—-even though it’s OUR money that we have all paid into it our entire working lives, and therefore deserve to have available to us when we’re too old to go out and earn it all over again.
Marco Rubio: Trump Trying To Pull Off “Biggest Scam In American Political History”
Rubio was correct, but he turned around and started licking someone's orange hindquarters to try to move up in the world, and you can see it every time in his face when the news cameras pan to him that he knows that everyone is laughing at him - especially Drumpf.
The Guy Knew Almost 2 Years Ago I Am Surprised
Woke Is Undefeated
There was me thinking they'd rebranded it "consequence culture" to justify coming down hard on anyone who wasn't properly worshipful towards the late hate-monger Charlie Kirk - unlamented by all decent people. Maybe someone noticed that "consequence culture" also explained how come Kirk got himself shot... 😁 (don't do múrder, it's wrong. I'll not weep over the death of a wicked person like Kirk despite my sadness that yes, with the death of Kirk another human being was múrdered. That's always a cause for sadness even when the victim is wicked)
This Comic Is 10 Month Old
Tumblr Post From The Pre-Gamergate Era
Right wing and evolve do not seem like compatible concepts... at least among today's version of right wingers. I yearn for the days when both sides knew what the facts were, and only debated on what they meant or what to do about them. Now we can't even agree on the facts, which precludes any meaningful discussion or compromise.
Multa Nocte: a few hours back I read that supposedly properly informed people are suggesting the US won't use military force to steal Greenland. Maybe that's why this lot cheered me up no end. The Watchmen quote: "What happened to the American dream?" "It came true". Yeah, but at the end of that story? The outlook was good, despite all that had gone before. Oh, with a fly in the ointment - Alan Moore's like that. I can't help being moderately optimistic. When I was a kid, I assumed I was going to die in the inevitable nuclear war before I had a chance to get married or any other grown up thing. And here we all are, not turned into radioactive dust! 🤣
Load More Replies...I'm truly scared for what our future holds with the orange donut in charge. This isn't the America that I've known my whole life.
Multa Nocte: a few hours back I read that supposedly properly informed people are suggesting the US won't use military force to steal Greenland. Maybe that's why this lot cheered me up no end. The Watchmen quote: "What happened to the American dream?" "It came true". Yeah, but at the end of that story? The outlook was good, despite all that had gone before. Oh, with a fly in the ointment - Alan Moore's like that. I can't help being moderately optimistic. When I was a kid, I assumed I was going to die in the inevitable nuclear war before I had a chance to get married or any other grown up thing. And here we all are, not turned into radioactive dust! 🤣
Load More Replies...I'm truly scared for what our future holds with the orange donut in charge. This isn't the America that I've known my whole life.
