50 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

Oh yea, I miss not feeling guilty when doing nothing...

Every single time

That's *IF* I go to the party at all!!

My wife: "What shall we have tonight?" Me: "I don't know"......repeat until we decide to eat the pizza we have in the freezer

And we know why the bastards do it!

And who the hell touched my cheese?

Nah, I'm tired every single moment.

It's mostly bills now... When I was younger I used to have penpals from around the world!

Mine's bottom left! ^.^

My fridge is where the vegetables go to die in peace

You mean i have to stop saying "my mom said no"?

Omg, i feel you....

Same

Well yes, but I don't have to listen to me

Those were the days....I could fall off the trampoline and land on my face but be totally fine but now I pull a shoulder muscle just from opening the shower door wrong.

That's because they are scammers 99% of the time

Take your pillow when you visit friends. They will not be insulted. They will understand

Irish coffee.....best of both worlds

me at 27 : peanuts, coffee and wine is a well balance diet.

ya'll know im gonna hit up that lego section in walmart ^.^

I kind of lie there with one eye open - very dangerous if you’ve already turned off your alarm

We are way over 96 times range now....

I'm no where near over 30 but it still makes me happy! :)

If you're a musician, that's typically the best available career move, yes.

I love my mid afternoon naps. As a kid I found them boring, but as an adult I like to lay down for a half hour or so and snooze.

Probably the cat just sat on the keyboard! 😂😂😂

Every single day.

an a wide collection of "good boxes"

You actually subscribed? I always thought it just drops on your head like a brick

Without the drawer, they're in a pile. Without the pile, they're around the house. But they are NEVER in the trash because I need each one of the 18 chargers that work with nothing in my house. I just do.

Jezus! OP is only in their 30's!! Shut up.

So true! I literally can't stay up late anymore.

You just wait till you meet the involuntary fart.

Upvote to save someone's laundry

Using a good pen has always brought me joy. Maybe I'm weird but I love stationary.

And getting out is the worst

When they start to turn, peel, cut, and freeze them for smoothies.

Some teens look 10 years older though

I'm having a breakdown because I'm talking to bins now

This is me every morning

Then you have kids and THEY CARE!

For real and that makes me sad

Oh that childhood sin got me in so much do-do!

I just go to my room to cry

Forget it who want's a pile of s**t anyway! Just go back to bed!

Well, I'm not an adult yet and I've read BP for long enough to realize that most adults in authority are kind of frauds haha. I have mastered the ability to guess what your childhood was like based on your behavior as an authoritative figure, ooooo *intense music as I open my third eye*

I truly am frightened on these multi lane hiways just stay to the right we gotta turn off somewhere!

you eventually take it as background noise when it reaches constant flow.

If I can just fake it 'till I retire yahoo!

this is so true.

tweeter explained

supported. Put on change.org please.

28 - 4000 BC: I am the oldest member of the tribe and it's an honour to be chosen for the sacrifice

Then you start comparing the cost per 100g and have to decide which is the better purchase at the moment.

Of course, what kind of a monster do you think I am

Soul self portrait = Edvard Munch.

A lesson I have learned from bitter experience

thinking about it. there will be an age when all your friends babies are too drunk to find their phones.

It also takes the next day to recover

For ever, and ever, and ever...

I get angry at the meteorologists who seem to always be wrong more than the weather itself.

I have been alone since young, don’t mind it one bit. Didn’t mind it then, certainly don’t mind it now

Weird... That's actually right

Introducing the tax system

*cough cough* School, occasionally?

"Hello darkness my old friend..."