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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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10 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    over opinionated
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    10 years ago

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

    Tessan
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    10 years ago

    At least they look like normal people, not Photoshoped - just normal.

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    Godspeed
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    10 years ago

    Just some guys from the accounting department :P

    Yvonne Bernal
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    10 years ago

    I'll take 3 of the "giraffe man" outfit... oh, uhm, is that supposed to be Tarzan??

    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    10 years ago

    ya know, we complain because all of the female models reflect an unrealistic ideal. well, it goes both ways kids. here's your realistic male models on the left.

    Angela Vergara
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    10 years ago

    Now we know what Luke Skywalker's underwear looks like

    Jennifer Janzen
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    10 years ago

    I can appreciate the honesty of pic #2, but Lordy they look a little to realistic. Pic #3. Guy in blue is singling to himself, "I'm pretty, oh so pretty"

    V Navarro
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    10 years ago

    And this was their sexy undies

    Zeeshan Jamal
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    10 years ago

    Looks comfy too.

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    Palilalie Panda
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    10 years ago

    Oh hell no!

    Robyn Scott
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    10 years ago

    Even the dude in the giraffe undies is looking askance at the desirable trio to his right......

    Cynthia Warren
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    10 years ago

    He could be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle hatchling.

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    Christine Buford
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    10 years ago

    I don't think I can go any further. My retinas will never be the same.

    Jay Evans
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    10 years ago

    bleach.

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    Annuska Arponen
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    9 years ago

    Cannot help laughing my grandparents company's ad from 70s is number 2.

    White Snake
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    10 years ago

    I wouldn't mind some of those hangers, though. great for drying lingerie!

    John Swan
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    10 years ago

    Those guys on the left are English I'd bet on it! And they smoke and drink like animals!

    Johanna Muukkonen
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    10 years ago

    I'm so sorry! I don't even know why I'm admitting this but they are from Finland.

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    Kjorn
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    10 years ago

    at least they're everday man, and not model with physic that nobody could reach

    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    What are all the numbers?

    Ged
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    10 years ago

    item number and the price from a catalog, I guess

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    The shirt in the middle of the laft picture is just unbelievable. But at least it is honest advertisment...

    Stan Chung
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    7 years ago

    before photoshop

    Sharon Ray
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    7 years ago

    That string vest looks cosy on Gary Barlow.

    SubduedBlonde
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    7 years ago

    Nothing says "Mommy loves me" more than having her tuck your shirt in your underwear...especially when you're 32.

    SubduedBlonde
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    7 years ago

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    Sonya Bunkum
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    7 years ago

    What, trying to make men look like women?

    Corinne Bunn
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    7 years ago

    Fred Flintstone wants his underwear back.

    Dean Tea
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    7 years ago

    That’s fugley in 70’s on left lmfao

    Cara Valente
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    7 years ago

    I love how the guy in the leopard print is looking at the other guys in the photo next to him like "What the f**k?"

    Ken Easterling
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    7 years ago

    These are GROSS!

    Lori Dawn Cartagena
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    7 years ago

    The middle guy needs a bra top.

    Christian Beshara-White
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    7 years ago

    One of them looks like a homeless person above in the middle.

    Christian Beshara-White
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    7 years ago

    One of them looks like he is a homeless person.

    Lisa Saturno
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    7 years ago

    Perfect exercise wear for a Richard Simmons dancercise video. 😂

    Patrick Larson
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    7 years ago

    Holy s**t it's almost unthinkable that these men actually were attractive to men or women.

    Patrick Larson
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    7 years ago

    And to think women actually had sex with these men at some point. Maybe.

    Lilli Black
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    7 years ago

    Was the left one a british ad? XD

    Tara B
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    7 years ago (edited)

    pretty sure the dudes on the left are all in jail for some porno stuff.

    Kimberly Dunn
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    7 years ago

    Wonder what the name of the catalogue was for that first picture ... Reality Underwear: Real Skivvies for Real Men: our pictures don't lie.

    Rasmus Herold
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    7 years ago

    That wife beater.. 🤮

    Jeff Behn
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    7 years ago

    Dudes on the left look like extras from Deliverance

    Jeff Behn
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    7 years ago

    The guys on the left look like extras from "Deliverance"

    Monkey D. Luffy
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    10 years ago

    In a galaxy far far away...

    Soph Nesbitt
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    10 years ago

    Scary stuff...

    Jeanna
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    10 years ago

    those were male models????

    Tracy Moorhead
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    10 years ago

    Ugly fat guys wear boring clothes, sorta cute guys get better clothes!

    Miriam Hirsch
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    10 years ago

    The dad bodies are okay by me. It's the giraffe tank and shorts that floor me.

    Ann McNeil
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    10 years ago

    *runs away screaming!*

    Friday Foster
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    10 years ago

    at first I thought the pic on the left was a "Before" picture. Like "look at these messy guys. this poor fellow's tank top has gone so threadbare we can see his man nipples! Or are those symmetrical grease spots?" But no. They were selling all of that. On purpose. 😳

    Peter Kovak
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    10 years ago

    Horrible!

    Fluttergirl
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    10 years ago

    The original Dadbod.

    kuikkaP
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    10 years ago

    One on the left is from Finland :) Don't know whether to retch or laugh.. Surprisingly that company disappeared a long time ago.

    Elena N.Akasha
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    10 years ago

    the jocks together with the models are just terrible! oh dear!

    Nicole Tennar
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    10 years ago

    Look! It's Fred Flintstone and Barney rubble.

    Ebony McVicar
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    10 years ago

    The guys on the left look like they're straight out of The Inbetweeners haha

    munchnmonkey
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    10 years ago

    Bjorn, #171 is the babysitter the hotel sends up while you and your wife go to dinner!

    Lynda Burke
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    10 years ago

    That giraffe leotard is just precious!! Yes, I said it with a straight face......

    Helle Folden
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    10 years ago

    Looks like they're holding handbags 😂

    Leslie Murin
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    10 years ago

    that first pic looks like somebody pulled these guys right off the street corner

    D.H. Syd
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    10 years ago

    Left, definitely brits. Right, Fred and Barney

    White Snake
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    10 years ago

    wtf is that on the left?? i just don't get it. at least the guy in the middle looks embarrassed! evidence of a conscience!

    Peta Everton
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    10 years ago

    I like the guys on the left (excluding that guys mutton chops) more than the men on the right. The blonde man on the right gives me the heebiejeebies. I know he can't help it but his mouth looks odd. Just my opinion.

    Roxi Nastase
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    10 years ago

    The blonde guy in the right looks like a tall girl :)

    Terhi Hendricksson
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    10 years ago

    Kaitex was a Finnish brand. O__o

    Anna Jei
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    10 years ago

    Nooooooooooooo

    Barbara Berg
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    10 years ago

    Undies look comfy, but the 2nd pic, WTF??

    Kristiina Alanko
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    10 years ago

    I regognized these men must be Finns! And yes, the brand is Kaitex where my mother in law used work 😂

    Josiane Dazin
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    10 years ago

    😜😜

    Holly Woods
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    10 years ago

    What catalog are the guys on the left modeling for, Rednecks Are Us?

    Careena Bruen
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    10 years ago

    The guy in the middle on the left looks like one of the grubby pot-bellied Sims.

    Michael Callis
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    10 years ago

    Where can I get G.I. Joe underwear?

    Renee James
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    10 years ago

    Omg!

    V Navarro
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    10 years ago

    This is my new wallpaper

    Selver Burekovic
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    10 years ago

    So handsome ;-)

    Qyntel Smith
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    10 years ago

    Lol does he have on a giraffe printed bathing suit on..

    Shiva Dheva
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    10 years ago

    Picture on the left: Holy c**p! *Facepalm*

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    John Robin
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    10 years ago

    What a esteemed and brave bag of type knights you are. The same cohort which'd throw a month-long fit were it women commented about so graciously. Cause men are strong, they can take it, right? /humorless

    Dorota Majewska Umeno
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    10 years ago

    Comments are from men and women and most are about the clothes...

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    Christie Curtis
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    10 years ago

    Pimping style dudes!

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Unusual. Yes.

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    I would go to that discoteque!

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    My mom had that outfit

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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    over opinionated
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    10 years ago

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    This is all kinds of disturbing

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    I FOUND WALDO!

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    Justinas Justinas
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    10 years ago

    Granma was busy during the summer

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    over opinionated
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    10 years ago

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    10 years ago

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    10 years ago

    my eyes are bleeding now

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    Neil Parker
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    10 years ago

    It's Borat!

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    Kjorn
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    10 years ago

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    10 years ago

    The open-chest shirt... XD

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    10 years ago

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    10 years ago

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    10 years ago

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    10 years ago

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    10 years ago

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    Kriwil Talens
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    10 years ago

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Shane Dempsey
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    10 years ago

    Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    10 years ago

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    Kjorn
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    10 years ago

    Stifler's with a mustache

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    V Navarro
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    10 years ago

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    V Navarro
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    10 years ago

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    ...for the modern stilt walker

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    Christy Domanski
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    10 years ago

    Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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    Christine Buford
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    10 years ago

    "Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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    iblowsheep
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    10 years ago

    Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    10 years ago

    this one is just sad

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    the guy in the yellow pants tho

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    "...by avoiding our products."

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    10 years ago

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    10 years ago

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    10 years ago

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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    iblowsheep
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    10 years ago

    Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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