54 Funniest Tweets By Women In 2015

Hahahaha! Love this

Cats are the best

find a new person to stalk. check

understood

It's when you pick someone up and you're wearing your pyjamas because you don't expect to get out of the car..

I'll be a great mother!

Haha. Why isn't this higher up? :-D

Yes please! 'Tis what I need right now

I think this one should be number one!

YES!

When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons and squeeze them right into life's eyes!

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade

Actually, personally, I prefer back massages to either of those...

"I'm putting minimal amounts of makeup on because I fear that if I go full out, you'll realize your mistake of not making me the pajama model earlier"....

It's Ryan Gosling. It's always Ryan Gosling.

Preach

First thought: finally a woman that knows how to communicate with men! Then I found out she actually thinks men would be offended... Poor girl..

Someday...

So true#cat person

Amen!!!!!!

YES

Uggsiety

Since this one seems to be starting with the "lose weight" comment showers, I wanna warn everybody out that 1. not only fat people have such problems as tights rubbing on each other, and 2. it doesn't mean she isn't trying.

YASS HUNNY YASS!!!!!

Mmmm

Personally, I'd prefer "Friends with Hot tubs who live 5 minutes away"

That's pretty much me too!

Hell yes

I'd honestly be so flattered if somebody made macaroni art of my face, haha c':

awesome!

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Funny, But... punctuation!

YES!!

Hehehe, yeah, me too.

I like her.

This is great

amen!

YASSS! PREACH!

and cheese sticks and breaded shrimp!

She means probably 2015.^^

27 dresses

yes lol

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the latin???