50 Hilarious Things People Posted On X In September

Oh, that smile! Good Boi.know he is getting a treat!

SUNWOOF! :)

Charcuterie.

Ticketmaster could implode, giving happiness to everyone.

Like most Gen X men, I can hold entire conversations using only movie quotes. "Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!" "Get to the Choppa!" "Yippee -kai-aye, Mother***er!"

Yes

Before I got my first Covid shot, I went tot he grocery store. After I got my shot, I said to the nurse: ‘Now I deserve a lollipop!’, and treated myself to the lollipop I bought. I was 59 years old then. The nurse laughed so hard!

Still true

Got to admit, I read it as Heal Thy Burgers even before I scrolled down to the meme.

My first tablet was a wax slate with a stylus; when you were done you'd peel up the plastic sheet to erase the picture.

I was gonna say something funny here, but, well, you know...

If your ducks are in a row they are an easy target. ;)

Depends on the size of the shower.

TRUTH!

Bc of my bad English, at first I thought that you made that little goblin from your friend, you witch!!

I love how two astronauts are trapped in space and everyone is so nonchalant.

The best part is that it’s photocopied, which means Charles isn’t even the first recipient. *sighs and glances thoughtfully out the window* ….I want one, too.

I'm ambiclockstrous

I'd rather meet Snoopy.

I would give up AI if Amazon would display only the item that you asked to see and not 500 totally unrelated things.

Me: Doing research for a story: I need to know the weather conditions in Honduras in August. My computer every time I log on for the next three months: Here's a list of vacation rentals in Honduras.

If I can't actually see it from the interstate, I'm not taking that exit. At the very least I need one of those 200 feet tall Golden Arches signs.

other ppl drama is the best.

Well you can have stickers, you just need to buy your own. My food in the fridge at work has flamingo stickers on it for identification

Also, why are many face creams, moisturisers, other creams in little tubs so you can't use them without getting the product under your nails?

Don't get me started on the years lost on Captcha...

Shout out to people with tattoos because the concept of having needles jammed into my skin for a prolonged period of time is horrifying

I mean… it’s not a lie

"Nat the Rat", could be a good title for an illustrated storey book for children

They will line up, get on their phones and chat and jabber away to each other sharing tik toks and igs, comparing notes and giggling for hours on end and call it a great day out.

I think you may be confused about your animal species...

Wow, airlines are really going overboard. Soon they will charge for breathing too much

it's "thank you" in irish :)

And I’ll beat you to it.

I chate but I swear I have never chitten before

My husband was born on the 26th December. It's the second Christmas holiday in Germany. My husband hates it because when he was a kid other kids never had time for him because family stuff and since he's an adult nobody feels like celebrating because they just celebrated two days with tons of food and drinks and chatting.

Nope, just too expensive for plastic containers.

Green M&M?

Cute though

Shopping for books!

My Uncle Justin use to say, "Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lay down?"

Definitely for job application related mails.

I make weird hand gestures at mine.

Unfortunately I have some bad news: The course "how to deal with disappointment" has been cancelled.

Bull pucky. I get so much more done from home than from an office. I don't think the 3 minutes to switch laundry is doing more harm than the 39 minute gab fest some random drop by my cubicle is.

It's great when the people you hire are really motivated, isn't it?

It's getting harder and harder, but I only buy dumb appliances.

Signed up for LinkedIn maybe ten years ago because that's where my boss would list photos and such about corporate events. Sadly he passed away several years ago, so I haven't been on since. Recently though, I must have done something to let them know that I'm still alive because suddenly I'm getting the "we found a job you might be interested in" emails. Ironically, a lot of them are for the company I already work for.

I wouldn't want that if it were like the group project in highschool.

Make that between 6 and 7 a.m and you have my vote.

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Dog looks happy enough.

I can't believe that no matter how many mood swings I have and mixed signals I give you, you still can't read my mind

I understand the "food coma" phenomenon

They still say "sorry" a lot, but rather sarcastically.

Looks like an album cover

He's going as fast as he can Vero. Probably doesn't help that you're talking photos

That's why I spend my sleepless nights doomscrolling Bored Panda instead of Amazon. Snarky comments are free!

Say what you want. I like kombucha

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I have 26 of these and I am going to use it ;D

Actually dogs can see yellow and blue. So you either ran the yellow light or the blue one.

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Do you own a cat or a dog? Do you pet it after it’s washed itself? Remember it probably just licked its privates.

Hey, I am 60, looking for work and will only take 100% remote. But if the company wants me to meet dave ( and pay for the gas, food, etc) I am up for a paid roadtrip.

This is humor now, lads and gals

But having fun and getting exercise.

They must have Covid Dementia, must be forgetting they made the discovery

I think OP meant exclamation. Though I can understand the confusion (or maybe an autocorrect.)