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Parenting is a mix of wonder, joy, angst, exhaustion, and the desire to tell others all about it. To be heard. Understood. Maybe that's why so many moms and dads turn to Twitter to describe their everyday highs and lows. It's a place where people listen (if you use the right hashtags, of course). But little do they know, we're interested in these stories as well!

Every month, Bored Panda collects the best parenting tweets, and September 2021 was no exception. From a funny idea for a toddler clothing line to a quick guide on how to keep your home clean, here are the ones that have caught our attention.

If you've fallen behind on the series, fire up our earlier collections: August, July, June.

#1

Funniest Parenting Tweets September

MamaNeedsACoke Report

Laura Mende (Human)
Community Member
5 years ago

Kids. The sweetest kind of Stockholm Syndrome... 🤣😂

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    #2

    Funniest-Parenting-Tweets-September

    adremily Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good thinking.

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    As you can tell from some of these pictures, kids can get really creative with their shenanigans. So it's perfectly normal if your little ball of sunshine catches you off guard.

    "When parents don't know how to respond, it's really valuable to take some time to give yourself chance to assess the situation rather than reacting in a rush or on impulse," Anna and Luciana, two moms from the UK and creators of the parenting blog In The Playroom, told Bored Panda. "Especially in difficult situations as sometimes spur of the moment rash reactions can make things worse."

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    #3

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Chhapiness Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i would love to be grandma, but i'm only 35 and no kids in sight

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    #4

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mommeh_dearest Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You had me at true crime podcasts

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    Just like each child is unique, so is every parenting problem. There is plenty of advice on raising kids but no definitive guide, and you never really know if something that has worked for another family will apply to yours as well.

    "We all make mistakes sometimes, so apologizing to your child and admitting that we don't always get it right, gives them a good example and helps to build trust in the relationship," Anna and Luciana said. 

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    And when everything is said and done, don't forget to tweet about it! "It's definitely important to talk to others in similar situations to get useful advice and to feel less alone," the mom duo added. 

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    #5

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mommajessiec Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😂😂😂

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    #6

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    momlikethatpod Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And burping. And pooping.

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    #7

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    MumInBits Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is genius!

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    #8

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    wickettred Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Vicks doesn't get bad. it will survive us all :D

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    #9

    Funniest-Parenting-Tweets-September

    LizerReal Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The dogs look scared and confused.

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    #10

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    msemilymccombs Report

    Random person
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's actually good xD

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    #11

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    BunAndLeggings Report

    Diana Eriksson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I did that too, or I'd make them really ugly. My Nintendo 3DS from when I was 7-8 has my family as Miis and a separate category of my family as their "mean" versions. Every time I was mad I'd make them uglier lol

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    #12

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    dadmann_walking Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    and yet they still manage to rock the outfit

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    #13

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    MumInBits Report

    yeciye
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Own it. Sing with them.

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    #14

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    cellapaz Report

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why don't they offer a trial?

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    #15

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    wow that's fantastic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is sweet

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Wordesse Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's like living near an airport. You learn to stop noticing engine noise.

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    #17

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    momjeansplease Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The priest wishes he was a ninja

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    #18

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    lmegordon Report

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Try three. Still nothing works

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    #19

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    kevinthedad Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ... and figured out how to get rid of squirrels.

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    #20

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    BunAndLeggings Report

    katrina hunt
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I had to explain to my mom that she could just hang up. I don’t deserve my mom 😭🥰🥰

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    #21

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    dadmann_walking Report

    404 Panda Not Found
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me when i make dinner.

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    #22

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    LizerReal Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    "Shut up or I will end you biatch."

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    #23

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Pork_Chop_Hair Report

    Jessica Combrink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    :0 What do you mean no playground?!

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    #24

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    OlMumsyJess Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don't get this one... Help!

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    #25

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ever notice, how parenting books are always written by people, who either don't have kids, or who's kids are well behaved ? Where is the book on how to get your demon to stop doing a crab walk on the ceiling ? :D

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    #26

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Mollyissilly Report

    Jessica Combrink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Investor in his past life, maybe?

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    #27

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Average_Dad1 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    kinda like having a cat

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    #28

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    michimama75 Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And when there is no more room in hell, the devil will give you two screaming babies and a non-stop ticket to New Zealand. 😂

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    #29

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Dad_At_Law Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    its the relearning algebra for me

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    #30

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    simoncholland Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    if I pretend they don't exist they'll go away

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    #31

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not all teens are like that 🙁

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    #32

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't forget to knock over a glass of milk for her to really get the full experience.

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    #33

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    motherplaylist Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I know this is a joke, but clothing like that really exists. There are some companies that make adapatable clothing that's intentionally designed to be worn any direction. It's generally for adults and older kids who have disabilities that make getting clothing on the "right" direction really difficult.

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    #34

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Wordesse Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A dollar bill IS adorable... and even more adorable than that is a HUNDRED dollar bill!

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    #35

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hope you ask him for raise.

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    #36

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    HOW DARE YOU?!

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    #37

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    April Caron
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Story time: I made a pan full of brownies. They were on the counter, still cooling and hadn’t been sliced into squares yet (important). One of my foster girlies asked if she could have one. I said yes. Later, I went into the kitchen to discover 3/4 of the pan of brownies gone. I looked at her and said, “I told you ONE brownie!” She gave me this incredulous look and responded, “Yeah. But you didn’t say how big it had to be.” Touché, kid. Touché.

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    #38

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mommymemejeans Report

    Lexi Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Conversation between me and my 19 year old niece: "I love your sweater, I want one like it." "Thanks, I got it at Costco for $9!" *awkward silence "Costco!? You can buy clothes at Costco?"

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    #39

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A "Just around the block" walk with my dad was like a walk with the foreign legion in the Sahara Desert, that man could walk for days!! He was a Marine....

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    #40

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Stunt Double college maybe?

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    #41

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Lottie_Poppie Report

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Where is Chewbacca when you need him?!

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    #42

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    kevinthedad Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Karma?

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    #43

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    AshleyRParker Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eh, it's reality. She'll have bigger dreams when she gets older. I had a ~14yo tell me (seriously) that her life dream was to work at Subway. It was extra hilarious because it was something she could conceivably do in a few months or a year if she still wanted to. She didn't. She's now 20, in college, and studying for a career that doesn't involve sandwiches.

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    #44

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So get a new clean one and do it.

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    #45

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    ambernoelle Report

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wow... she's becoming emo so early on :'(

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    #46

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Wordesse Report

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This one made me giggle.

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    #47

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Lori Ballard
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My son called me Dude. My mom got mad when she heard it and told me to have him call me mom as dude was disrespectful but I told her my son tells me everything so if he wants to call me dude I'm good.

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    #48

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Jessica Combrink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Future lawyer there

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    #49

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    jenniferweiner Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    🧠🙏 (Thoughts and prayers. As required.)

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    #50

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Chhapiness Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Some kids desperately need plans for the day. It can help them immensely with transitioning between activities. I'm sorry this parent had a bad experience, but don't take this advice as universally applicable.

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    #51

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    WillWiles Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Business potential.

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    #52

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    LizerReal Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I can't count the number of times I've eaten goodies in hiding (the greedy lil bastards).

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    #53

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Daisyldoo Report

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I teach kids that are almost five. This week, one of my little guys, as we were getting ready for dismissal said, "But I can't finf my jacket." He was wearing it. Bwaahaahaa.

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    #54

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    EmSlyce Report

    roxymo1983
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or hungry.

    #55

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like this kind of confidence and quick-wittedness. ❤

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    #56

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    kevinthedad Report

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    #57

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    yeciye
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How about a set of pens? A mug? A plate? We no longer do dartboards; at least not officially.

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    #58

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mom_tho Report

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Do as I say not as I do.

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    #59

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    MamaNeedsACoke Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    From my observations, I think it's Walmart.

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    #60

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And speed.

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    #61

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Joey's kid, by any chance?

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    #62

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    lmegordon Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or a psycho

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    #63

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    wow that's fantastic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol

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    #64

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When they go to college, the snacks in your pantry and leftovers in your fridge will no longer disappear at 2am. You'll be shocked and amazed.

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    #65

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not just kids

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    #66

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    CrockettForReal Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    I'm in

    #67

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mom_tho Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *splort*

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    #68

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Chhapiness Report

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me to!

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    #69

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Natasha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But honestly, who would refuse pbj? I'm genuinely hurt

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    #70

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And to prove it they move their feet.

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    #71

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    emilyfavreau Report

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    THIS! Those wonderful sippy cups work until there is ONE tossed across the room and it lands hard on the floor (or whatever). Well, that one is toast.

    #72

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No matter how long ago they were taken to the bathroom, within 3 minutes of starting to put groceries into your trolley, you have your little darling holding themselves and dancing around saying mommeeeee, I need to pee. NOW

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    #73

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    XennDad Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've done it to strangers without thinking before. It's weird. It worked. Also a "Hey! We don't behave like that!" works surprisingly well.

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    #74

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    joebirbigs Report

    over it already
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The phone calls! I have 1 in elementary, 1 in middle school, 1 in high school and can get 6 calls/msgs about inconsequential s*** in one day.

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    #75

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mom_tho Report

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aren't they for exchanging? In my times my classmates and I exchanged pictures and used them for friendship books. Furthermore my parents had one in their purse.

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    #76

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    copymama Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Parenting is next to impossible. Note the "Next to"

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    #77

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    emily_tweets Report

    #78

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    MaysTarot Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wish my son would give me the silent treatment. I'd finally get a bit of peace.

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    #79

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    mommajessiec Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A Troy McClure reference? I like that.

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    #80

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    living with and looking after a 100 year old woman is pretty much the same

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    #81

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Meanwhile, "toddler" is one of the sounds you will easily and naturally produce. "Wow, Sharon, your look tired. -Grmblgdglrrrmunimunirgblmbrtoddlerburgrulmbr."

    #82

    Funniest-Parenting-Tweets-September

    KaylarWill Report

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why?

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    #83

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    LauraBenanti Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aww, this is cute.

    #84

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    JessicaValenti Report

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i'm sure to a little kid, that would just make them more excited

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    #85

    Funniest-Parenting-Tweets-September

    Fikz_the_Cook Report

    Guillaume Derode
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Doesn't play shem" and "izolo". Can someone explain these words?

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    #86

    Funniest Parenting Tweets September

    Eithercryingor Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Kids and husbands

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