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2016 brought us a lot of things. Good things. Bad things. And more than a few bizarre things. However you feel about this year though, there's no denying that Twitter, as usual, gave us plenty to laugh about, especially where parenting tweets are concerned.

Check out this list of the year's funniest tweets about kids, compiled by Bored Panda, to see what we mean. You don't need to be a parent to find them funny. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

TheMichaelRock Report

Lorraine
Community Member
9 years ago

Never mess with the one with the wifi password!

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    #2

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    _Mo_lee_ Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    way to look at it....... mom :-) that may have stopped her daughter in her tracks.

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    #3

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Me!!!

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    #4

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Playing_Dad Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    thats is too funny!!! put literal into the words :o)

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    #5

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    10PoundHammer
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Can't argue with that logic.

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    #6

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ericsshadow Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone.

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    #7

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Somebody's been watching too many horror flicks.

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    #8

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    wow u played yourself

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    #9

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    aaroncomedian Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A budding Rodney Dangerfield.

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    #10

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lol!!!

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    #11

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You would've thought!

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    #12

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    JimGaffigan Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well, now we know who ISN'T his role model!

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    #13

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    rcromwell4 Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The best is yet to come.

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    #14

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    this is brilliant

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    #15

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    lunchboxdad Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I'm a kid and I know our ears will close when we hear things like "close the computer!"

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    #16

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Manda_like_wine Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sweet!

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    #17

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TragicAllyHere Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOL

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    #18

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The sole reason for being forced to learn algebra.

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    #19

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    martinisandmini Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The mom might be a professional at that :D. Kid turned to the right teacher! Lol.

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    #20

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

    Chrysalis
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sounds like my cat

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    #21

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    Roos
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Smart kid but I don't think that it worked

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    #22

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Kathy_Cooperman Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lesson learned!

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    #23

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    True!

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    #24

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Hseed
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Run! Run for your life!

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    #25

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Dadpression Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I still do that:)

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    #26

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Gooooats Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Let's hope he clears the history of his nightly Internet sessions, though.

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    #27

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheGladStork Report

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    oh god, THEYRE ALREADY SHIPPING

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    #28

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wait! Teddy wants his slippers too!

    #29

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    tchrquotes Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Enough said.

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    #30

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    kellyoxford Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    fossil mom!

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    #31

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Saskia de Bruijn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Need to remember that one...

    #32

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    WorkingMom86 Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "There's bitches everywhere, dad" :D

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    #33

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    VancityReynolds Report

    Katie Light
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    6 am?!!

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    #34

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DRFHogan Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Aw.. the last number... a concept many kids like... prolly gives them a secure feeling of containment. This is so cute, though!

    #35

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Kerry Mærøe
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My 16 year old just told me I am her friend, I think I win.

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    #36

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A basket case?

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    #37

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What goes around comes around...

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    #38

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    amydillon Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    they both sound resilient :)

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    #39

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    HowToBeADad Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My kids criticized my cooking and now they cook for me.

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    #40

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    wow to two ends of the spectrum.... as long as they are happy.

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    #41

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommieKnwsFresh Report

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    No, Jess Hodges, she should say whatever the hell she wants to say, because they are children and not yours

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    #42

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Ovidiu Toader
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Apply cold water to burnt area

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    #43

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DadandBuried Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    simple pleasures!!!

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    #44

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So you don't waste your money

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    #45

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LeenaVanD Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wait till their 17.

    #46

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ValeeGrrl Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    No! Mommy! come back!

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    #47

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    charliedelta7 Report

    Hseed
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    But did he win or not?

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    #48

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    UnfilteredMama Report

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    are you?

    #49

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So, have you seen a new movie yet?

    #50

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sara_ashlynn Report

    Simona David
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    that's pure evil! I love it!

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    #51

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    VictorPopeJr Report

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    He went bananas ! ^^

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    #52

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    SurvivingMyBoys Report

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    practice makes perfect

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    #53

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #54

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    cray_at_home_ma Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    adorable

    #55

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

    Colette Walsh
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    So true

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    #56

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    martinisandmini Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    I see AA meetings in your future.

    #57

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mommy_cusses Report

    Oliver Nahlik
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    priorities mom!

    #58

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Annette Foltmar
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Then try 5! My dad had to take old fashioned photoes of me, husband and 3 kids. He used 2 long rolls of film (30 each) and fortunately got one (1!) that was usable

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    #59

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    xplodingunicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Dying!

    #60

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Awww..you can not get married or have kids...and still be late.

    #61

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ParentNormal Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Try a bowl.

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    #62

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheGladStork Report

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This.

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    #63

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Broccolistution

    #64

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Thats cuz you can not hold onto air.

    #65

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    WendiAarons Report

    Oliver Nahlik
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    spoilers! D:

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    #66

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Me. It should have been me.

    #67

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    When I was a kid I used to have to get dressed every day...in the snow.

    #68

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Teresa Shilling
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    You ain't right. Lol

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    #69

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    AmateurIdiot Report

    #70

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommieKnwsFresh Report

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    the doctor must be so cute ... or so scary

    #71

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    BoRyan11 Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Very good advice.

    #72

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mompsychologist Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    aaaaand it's time to get rid of the elf

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    #73

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ParentNormal Report

    Omg! My Thid!
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I will trade sofas with you!

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    #74

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My grandma always have us harmonicas . . . I feel bad for my parents . . .

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    #75

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Warning: Potentially fatal!

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    #76

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Dadmissions Report

    Oliver Nahlik
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    good point

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    #77

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Genius!

    #78

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    UnfilteredMama Report

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Omg, that's brilliant. I will try that with my nieces this Christmas X'D

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    #79

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Mr_Kapowski Report

    Abby Oliver
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Shower thoughts

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    #80

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Discourt Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That can be quite frightening.

    #81

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Oh look! A squirrel!

    #82

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ValeeGrrl Report

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Cute ;D

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    #83

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    R_A_Dadass Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What about sleeping? Oh but they still pee in beds

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    #84

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    dialect Report

    #85

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What kind of mascara do you use?

    #86

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Smart dog !

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    #87

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I just had an idea...Mani-Pedi-Denti....

    #88

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Kinda like the 5,000 fishes.

    #89

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    daddydoinwork Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sorry.

    #90

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It gets old...and so embarrassing.

    #91

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You're supposed to hide in the bathroom for that.

    #92

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Haha...I'm sure Jesus appreciates the gesture.

    #93

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    #94

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    best ever, though I am on the kids side because when they 'new and improved' rolos they became dead to me.

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    #95

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    bumlaser Report

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    when i was little i was playing pokemon red and for the life of me I could never pronounce Psychic. "Sidekick." "pis-eye-chick" "pes-oui-kick"

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    #96

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Don't you have a dog?

    #97

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    cray_at_home_ma Report

    #98

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #99

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    SuburbanSnaps Report

    Unwelcome guest
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Would have been smarter to put them in the beanbag

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    #100

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DaddyJew Report

    #101

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    kierstenwhite Report

    #102

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #103

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Leah C
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My dad's driving my niece to school and she says she doesn't want to go to school. She wants to hang out with her family. My dad, her grandpa, says he won't be there because he has to go to work. She replies, "Yeah, but you choose to go there."

    #104

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    #105

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommyisForReal Report

    #106

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Oliver Nahlik
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    wait....it is not?

    #107

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Dadmissions Report

    #108

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    Crystal Cho
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Try giving them a bubble bath with lavender bubble soap and it should make them fall quickly to sleep afterwards. Lavender naturally calms and relaxes and puts you to sleep easier. ;)

    #109

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Looks like my purse.

    #110

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    the internet in a nutshell

    #111

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    southworth Report

    #112

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    #113

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #114

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    #115

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    #116

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #117

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    #118

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mompsychologist Report

    #119

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    SuburbanSnaps Report

    #120

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    cray_at_home_ma Report

    #121

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #122

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PetrickSara Report

    #123

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    #124

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    closetoclassy Report

    #125

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    pronounced_ing Report

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That is actualy a song from a cartoon or something xD they parodied it on the simpsons with the "spider pig" , the song is the same ;D but the last part goes,"can he swing from a web? no he can't, he's a pig" xPP

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    #126

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

    #127

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Brigette Bridges
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I wish I could like this twenty times!

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    #128

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Brigette Bridges
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Exactly!

    #129

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    #130

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    dailydairydiary Report

    #131

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    #132

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    #133

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    #134

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PonyMartini Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    their toes get in the way... it's like the grow extra ones

    #135

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ToastyGiraffe Report

    #136

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    HTLifewithboys Report

    #137

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #138

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    CrazyExhaustion Report

    #139

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Niece: Mommy, this fruit snack has fuzz on it. Her Mommy: [eats the fruit snack] There, now it doesn't.

    #140

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DomesticGoddss Report

    #141

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    moooooog35 Report

    #142

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    colin_dunlap Report

    #143

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #144

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PinkCamoTO Report

    #145

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It is your shoes. ;p

    #146

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Maddie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I felt that deep in my soul

    #147

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    UnfilteredMama Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Bandages for grown ups. worked

    #148

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    One day there will be, one day...

    #149

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I thought that was just life on general.

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    #150

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KidsAreDorks Report

    #151

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    smilely_gal Report

    Brigette Bridges
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I hope the strike has ended. Bless your heart.

    #152

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    #153

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheAlexNevil Report

    #154

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #155

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    StephDsays Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *nods sympathetically*

    #156

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Daniela Strobl
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My cousin used to spit on me when he was 5 and I was 12. I told him to stop or I'll hit him. He didn't stop, I hit him and he ran all the way to my uncle to cry and complain about me hitting him and giving a reason why I did so. My uncle: “Guess you deserved it.“

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    How does he/she know what deer, shark and any other kind of poop tastes like?

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    They must have been really starving!

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    TofuShoes
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So are periods with nice underwear.

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    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I think this belongs in the "two sentence horror stories" article.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *judgey moment* then just hand non breakable on the tree

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Same here, but instead of a mall we won;t abandon kids in the forest ;)

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My kids learnt that when dad says "maybe" it trully means "no, get off". If mom says "maybe" it means "yes, but don't be too happy yet".

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    MaryAnn Parisi
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Word!

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I could compete for that medal... this is not a game for armatures.

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    my kids call it "a*s-cheeks"

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    If there's a dog there then HECK YEAH!!

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    maryhadalittlelamb
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    9 years ago

    hmmm.. not agreeing on this one, you have to be a role model for them to understand

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    gold star

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Good lord! I thought it meant, how to put kids on a tree for decorations!

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Then it means i'm parenting my husband... :o

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    BluestarIsAwesome
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Terrified, especially if it's been more than an hour. Once my then 4yo painted the dog. PAINTED. The DOG.

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    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I was babysitting these two girls (about five and six years old) once. One of them almost started crying out of embarrassment when she accidentally showed her underwear. The other one ran around the house naked singing "look at my butt, look at my butt!"

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Me as a kid...

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    BluestarIsAwesome
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    So true...

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Same mine ;)

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    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So true

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    BluestarIsAwesome
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Burn

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    The Alchemist
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    9 years ago

    Yeah mom's been doing that to my little brother lately.

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Yeah that was my parents with my brother and I.

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    One time my little brother hid prices of meat under the couch ant they probably stayed there for at least two weeks.

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    Chris Gen
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    9 years ago

    What is "elf on a shelf"?

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