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Unlike cats, which are only around when they need you, dogs are always there when you need them. They love you, they protect you from burglars, they cheer you up when you're down, and they look like they're listening to you even when they're not. It therefore comes as no surprise that people tweet a lot about dogs, and 2016 has seen some of the funniest dog tweets yet. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for your favorite! More of a cat person? Then check out our best cat tweets of 2016!

#1

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

Hans
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still life...this ought to be painted.

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    #2

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3

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    #3

    Dog Tweets

    megalot_ Report

    #4

    Dog Tweets

    HBarinsky Report

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.

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    #5

    Dog Tweets

    Hardywolf359 Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word of caution.... Watch where you step for the next 5 minutes.

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    #6

    Dog Tweets

    andrewsatname Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god the old dog was not a Chihuahua and the puppy a Leonberger.

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    #8

    Dog Tweets

    MelanieWang2 Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT FACE!!! You can HEAR what her expression says!!!

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    #9

    Dog Tweets

    charmele0n Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks like Nana from Disney's Peter Pan!!

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    #10

    Dog Tweets

    Jonny_Calderon_ Report

    #11

    Dog Tweets

    meakoopa Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"

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    #12

    Dog Tweets

    importantmeagan Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a fur worthy of hiding in!

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    #13

    Dog Tweets

    taliaphillips2 Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)

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    #16

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

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    #18

    Dog Tweets

    hunterwits Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog just told me how to fix my split ends!

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    #19

    Dog Tweets

    nickpryce4 Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs, cats, fish, you know anything that makes it so I don't actually need to talk to people.

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    #20

    Dog Tweets

    KateOfHysteria Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog deserves a price for extreme patience. And the child one for accuracy.

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    #22

    Dog Tweets

    Matt_LRR Report

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...They even have the same expression. OMG!

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    #25

    Dog Tweets

    PandaKushh Report

    Catherine Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too much DOGma for me...sorry but that was a little punny.

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    #28

    Dog Tweets

    blotty Report

    Marcela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your dog isn't a cat? :)

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    #29

    Dog Tweets

    cutiechaser_ Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely parents. I'd totally do this too if I had a dog... and went to Disneyland.

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    #30

    Dog Tweets

    Dory Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their other pets. In fact, the people are pretty much there to show their pets arround.

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    #31

    Dog Tweets

    heymonroe Report

    Petra Rola Cole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).

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    #32

    Dog Tweets

    Kat_Burroughs Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biscuits would also have been a better choice for Great Britain, I assume.

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    #33

    Dog Tweets

    thatdutchperson Report

    Jen H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha...same here! I looooove doggies and kitties, but kids/babies...meh.

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    #35

    Dog Tweets

    SkylaCheyenne Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have had that conversation. I leave my dog lying in front of the warm wood stove. Then I shout, "someone has to support your life style.

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    #36

    Dog Tweets

    Rollinintheseat Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"

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    #37

    Dog Tweets

    Probgoblin Report

    #38

    Dog Tweets

    mynameisntdave Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably inhaled a bit too deep from the traffiker's luggage...

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    #39

    Dog Tweets

    Poutymcgee Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, I don't even own a dog, and I knew immediately what the emoji meant!

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    #41

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think the original photo can be explained.

    #42

    Dog Tweets

    InternetHippo Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does, and he probably also knows that he has more followers than most human account owners.

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    #44

    Dog Tweets

    RememberNguyen Report

    Justin Gries
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing... "all gone! no more!"

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    #46

    Dog Tweets

    Playing_Dad Report

    #47

    Dog Tweets

    FreddyAmazin Report

    #49

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is overly excited whenever I come home from school.

    #50

    Dog Tweets

    QaizerSoze Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis is slightly disturbing to look at.

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    #51

    Dog Tweets

    taymonnnzzz Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be nice to their feet. They don't have shoes. Watch out for road salt too.

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    #52

    Dog Tweets

    cathjenkin Report

    #53

    Dog Tweets

    TheMichaelRock Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard "awful", "nice", and " dog" in the same sentnce

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    #54

    Dog Tweets

    Future_Movieman Report

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.

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    #55

    Dog Tweets

    CuteEmergency Report

    #56

    Dog Tweets

    multiahjussi Report

    Natika Rae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That did get a human all the way to the White House

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    #58

    Dog Tweets

    RyanBarrell Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I will have Hillary Caton prosecuted!"

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    #59

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Introducing: Bark-O-EMail. Have you ever wondered how to keep [...]"

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    #60

    Dog Tweets

    Mattw4lker Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is rather cute. Many dogs are terrified of fireworks.

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    #63

    Dog Tweets

    aparnapkin Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a cat ignores you, you think "a*****e cat", when a dog ignores you, you think "I must be an a*****e".

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    #64

    Dog Tweets

    moooooog35 Report

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    #65

    Dog Tweets

    nathanwpyle Report

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Nathan is looking at the road either.....tsk tsk

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    #66

    Dog Tweets

    ChelseaKreiner Report

    #69

    Dog Tweets

    radtoria Report

    #70

    Dog Tweets

    TragicAllyHere Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather assume "Finally, if I keep starring long enough and look sweet enough I might convince her that this should go exclusively into my bowl."

    #71

    Dog Tweets

    lisaxy424 Report

    #74

    Dog Tweets

    TheWeirdWorld Report

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    #75

    Dog Tweets

    TheMichaelRock Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Me traffic?

    #76

    Dog Tweets

    moooooog35 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not be. Having treats without having the matching animals is rather a good sign.

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    #77

    Dog Tweets

    elle_schrader Report

    Anna Versace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh that happened to me soooo many times now....:)

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    #78

    Dog Tweets

    sbellelauren Report

    #80

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: "what about a bedtime treat?"

    #81

    Dog Tweets

    iwearaonesie Report

    #82

    Dog Tweets

    lexcanroar Report

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs would be much better behaved. They wouldn't run around the restaurant, bump into tables and annoying the s**t outta people.

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    #84

    Dog Tweets

    abbymariesumm Report

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    #87

    Dog Tweets

    JackJackJohnson Report

    Katrin Richter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Sounds like the perfect entry to a deep relationship :D

    #88

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the laqst line, replace it with: DOG 911: "Ok, calm buddy. Now listen carefully. Move to another room and stark barking hecticly. Do not respond if your human shouts. Once he comes running with pants still halfway down, quickly retreat to the magic water bowl. It will be all yours."

    #91

    Dog Tweets

    BradleyMartyn Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is misplaced in this series, for it is not a "funny dog tweet". It simply is the truth.

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    #92

    Dog Tweets

    LOHANTHONY Report

    #93

    Dog Tweets

    BrysonTlIIer Report

    #94

    Dog Tweets

    ughHugs Report

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    #95

    Dog Tweets

    bananagrvyrd Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    What about lunch in between?

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    #96

    Dog Tweets

    allegraringo Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog you say? Personal training I think!

    #97

    Dog Tweets

    cool_as_heck Report

    #99

    Dog Tweets

    envydatropic Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not text the dog directly?

    #101

    Dog Tweets

    LizHackett Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog once got out when the UPS guy was making a delivery; he ran into the delivery truck with me chasing him screaming "do not pee on the packages!" UPS driver laughed until he realized I was serious.

    #102

    Dog Tweets

    AliciaATobin Report

    #103

    Dog Tweets

    markydoodoo Report

    #104

    Dog Tweets

    _lissayu Report

    Paul Galbreath
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get Hans.... has to comment on every post.

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    #105

    Dog Tweets

    kibblesmith Report

    #106

    Dog Tweets

    SarahKSilverman Report

    #107

    Dog Tweets

    MavenofHonor Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think I could afford so many pins.

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    #108

    Dog Tweets

    Home_Halfway Report

    #109

    Dog Tweets

    travismcelroy Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.” ― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty Good news, the dog did not really die, but that is my favorite quote in any book ever!

    #110

    Dog Tweets

    badrligion Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend time with it, instead of using silly filters that are inherently unfunny. Sorry, could not resist sarcasm.

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    #111

    Dog Tweets

    DowntimeDad Report

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    Dog Tweets

    SincerelyTumblr Report

    #113

    Dog Tweets

    YoPhoebs Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me frequently. Also with cats, and other pets. I will also show the photos taken of the actual petting to family later.

    #114

    Dog Tweets

    codyko Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my dog always finds out...

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    #115

    Dog Tweets

    DaddyJew Report

    #116

    Dog Tweets

    joshgondelman Report

    #117

    Dog Tweets

    david8hughes Report

    #118

    Dog Tweets

    laurDIY Report

    #119

    Dog Tweets

    3sunzzz Report

    #120

    Dog Tweets

    DaddyJew Report

    #121

    Dog Tweets

    Fred_Delicious Report

    #122

    Dog Tweets

    joshacagan Report

    #123

    Dog Tweets

    hicksleigh Report

    #124

    Dog Tweets

    EmilyHenryWrite Report

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    #125

    Dog Tweets

    bananagrvyrd Report

    #126

    Dog Tweets

    miliondollameat Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too... And cats and hamsters and rabbits and fish pretty much every animal.