“Mom Was Not Impressed”: 30 Very Chaotic And Hilarious Stories From Childhood

The police didn't get called, but I'm told that when I was a baby my mother laid me right in the middle of a bed, and then went into another room for a brief time. When she came back she couldn't find me for a while, but she finally looked under the bed, and there I was. Apparently I had rolled off the bed and then under it without making a sound.

That reminds me of the time I went hiking in the woods with my cousin and my aunt's house I got lost in the woods I ran for 5 miles looking for help ended up traveling from New Jersey all the way to New York State and the woman whose house I ended up was a florist she sold flowers out of her house she had a big green house she called the police search and rescue came and got me and took me back to my aunt's house and somehow the very next day my aunt shows back up at the lady's house who rescued me turns out my aunt knew the lady because she bought flowers from her all the time

My toddler grandson cut the grass with his little play mower that made bubbles as he pushed it. In the rain, naked. He was quite proud!

I once weeded the garden not realised that the weeds were in fact about an 8 square metre patch of tomato plants that my dad had sown the month beforehand. The patch in question was usually a flowerbed.

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What does it mean to turn on the blades. All mowers rotate when operating? Or is this kazakstan?

Well, that's no way to speak about any woman, relative or not.

Kids call it like it is 😂

What if it wasn't her?

My ex microwaved toast for ten minutes instead of ten seconds and burned down half his parents house. They made him move out x he was 23 but still.

My mom put a potato in the microwave and set it on fire. She had dementia but didn't like to ask for help. It was set for many hours but combusted before that.

I once made an angel food cake and used a dozen eggs my Mom had just bought… i did it wrong and it actually bounced! She ended up laughing when my sisters dug into it and threw it on the floor, and watched it bounce. I had to buy new eggs with babysitting money!

That's adorable, and totally the adults' fault if they didn't point out the buttons on the phone first.

🤣 This one made me laugh the most so far.

My SIL did the same but she actually did pick up the phone, just didn't dial! LOL

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😭😭😭 Omg that is the most preciousfull I've ever seen! I'd cry myself off my deathbed and walk right out the hospital if my grandbabies did this.

This has inspector gadget vibes

This is AWESOME 🤩

This should be #1

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Back in the 90s, my wife and I won a week long trip to Paris, France. When we were in the Louvre, we were standing in front of the Venus De Milo statue and to our right was a very Upper Crust British couple that were about the same age as us. I looked to my right at my wife and said "How does he turn off her alarm clock in the morning?" My wife starts trying to suppress her laughter, and we hear the British couple start laughing too. So we all had a good laugh that day. They asked us where we were from and we did the same. They were the nicest people to talk with. We walked around with them for some time taking about the art.

We have a permanent dinosaur exhibition in Brussels. At the time, little 5yo me had just watched Jurassic Park (yeaaah my parents just saw "Spielberg" and didn't think that through) and when I got in there was a life size T-Rex animatronic..... We promptly run back outside because I was literally screaming my lungs raw 😅

I love it! To be honest, I thought they were going to talk about David's small manhood.

It's sad that you think this is a funny story.

ah, the simpler times

Once my parents left me alone at home while they went to our camper at a campground in the Netherlands with my sister (it was less then an hour away). Anyway, for some reason I was handling flour (maybe I was trying to bake something?) and got quit a lot of it on our black and white cat. When my parents came back they laughed and said that I tried to turn him from black and white into a a completely white cat 😁

My colleagues were relating Halloween stories and one said she had taken her son out with some other kids and he had taken off his costume and given it to her, so she assumes he's just tired of wearing the mask. She was standing back and letting the kids go up to the door and realizes her son is getting lots of candy. He was telling everyone he was too poor for a costume 😂

Isn't that literally the point of a church?

so where's the part with the whoppings? screams? any?

Race 'B'? Frankly, I don't know why we don't have kiddy I'd.