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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

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    #2

    What A Pure Man

    What A Pure Man

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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    Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

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    #3

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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    North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

    "They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

    #4

    Happy You Pregnant!

    Happy You Pregnant!

    I bet this guy could have used it too.

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    In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

    #5

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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    #6

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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    #7

    Fair Point

    Fair Point

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    #8

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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    #9

    5/5

    5/5

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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    #10

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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    #11

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my friends, is what she said

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    #12

    No Complaints

    No Complaints

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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    #13

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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    #14

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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    #15

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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    #16

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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    #17

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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    #18

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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    #19

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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    #20

    Yodelling Pickle

    Yodelling Pickle

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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    #21

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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    #22

    That's All I Wanted To Know

    That's All I Wanted To Know

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    #23

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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    #24

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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    #25

    True Love Still Exists

    True Love Still Exists

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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    #27

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    These ladies have probably read this.

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works on dogs, you definitely do not need to be afraid of not having enough dog hair with your huskies and malamutes!!

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    Elena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic gifts for all the most important people in my life, like my therapist, my parole officer and the man I sometimes talk to in the supermarket whose name may or may not be Jim. I nearly died laughing.

    Lyop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a crazy cat lady in the making, thank you!

    elfin
    Community Member
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat hair is also useful for building birds nests. By the birds, I mean. They will gather it up and take it away for their nests. A chickadee with a shapeless, white cat hair beard is hysterical.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you could make a purrfect merkin.

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have this book but have followed felting tutorials to make balls out of my cat's fur. Since mine's a domestic short hair, the hair doesn't adhere so well and would poke out from the felted ball. It was still kinda fun.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what to do with all the fur I saved from brushing my dear, departed long-hair alley cat Ragamuffin.

    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fallen hair is, after all, almost a complete 'build-your-own-cat kit. Well, it is with my ultra-fluffy moggy.

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    Valerie Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, my last cat passed away and I was able to fill up a little baggie of his hair (from the sofa cushions in the living room) and put it beside his best photo. It is a constant reminder for me.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the whiskers and baby teeth of the kitty love of my life. For reals.

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    NWB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im ashamed to say I really want this book! hahahaha My cat sheds so much I have always wondered....can I don something productive with the mess!?

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad not only I had this thought 😂

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    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm buying this for my mom. Her birthday is also mother's day this year. Better buy two.

    R.s. Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have used this book when I had two long haired cats.

    Markéta Podlešáková
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this made me laugh so hard 😆😆😆 but I'm crazy cat lady in making so I might need the book some day....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up and order it before it sells out.

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    Elizibeth Crater
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    may or may not be Jim that's always that super market guy

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Jim loves to see her coming. Lol

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they Actually BOUGHT this book

    BeesAreCool
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translated form Japanese. Why?

    Andy boi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do mot make. They only destroy. At least they’re cute about it though.

    Rachel Hamrick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite possibly the funniest one...

    PeaSap
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got me this book... LOL

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty darn long post about cat hair

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    #28

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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    #29

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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    #30

    Ho Ho... Oh

    Ho Ho... Oh

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    #31

    Cheese Wheel

    Cheese Wheel

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    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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