75 Times Internet Destroyed Fragile Masculinity

Own it bro!

I'm dying to know, where can I get these?

I am very afraid this is not for tears but rather for other activities. Very afraid.

I like that the box that holds the "manly" bath bombs still has flowers.

Probably this one cleans the remains of eating the bare flesh of your slayed enemies...wait, wrong millenium.

He's just pushing his own brand of murse (male purse).

vitamins for child with this kind of branding is plain stupid for both boys and girls!

PINK letters.... Very masculine!

"not in girly cup" oww thank god i was so afraid...

Oozing with testosterone.

My friend constantly tells me I need to stand up for myself more, but also constantly mocks me when I am being confident. He says it's "just a joke," but I insist it is "just super annoying and you should stop"

PREACH

I imagine a guy bringing his crush at home, lighting a candle "DON'T WORRY THIS IS STRAIGHT MAN CANDLES" xD

It's a short hand way of saying those guys are REALLY close.

use your hands to fist fight LIKE A MALE goddammit

How about a little of both?

I don't know any men like that in real life...especially on the cooking bit.

I always thought it was called that because of those men who made kissing noises when they see an attractive woman and suddenly forgot about the existence of words.

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you don't mix your cleaning products with your food. In case of spills.

ITS FOOD! IT'S THE SAME EVEN IF THE BOX IS PINK

Well me father told me that umbrellas were for gays and women, and it took me like 16 years until I realized that was b******t. Be tolerant, you don't know the background of these guys.

It is interesting though how we attribute gender-attributes also to animals. I guess most people would even find several breeds of dogs to be rather male while others are rather female.

And that diamond plate background. Diamond plate makes anything manly.

Don't forget to add that the bottle must be jet black, otherwise it's for ladies!

Omg this post has me dying 😂

You must reject your human side Spock. This is the logic choice

Goes well with a black murse.

Singing makes him uncomfortable, but dudes walking around with their d***s out is ok.

This is so true

I think they should have picked something other than "dudes" if it is aimed at Marines. It's not about being a guy.

i wasn't aware that light blue was girly, and a light blue rope was girly.

STAHP!

I prefer the green contoured ones anyway.

*beer

Well considering that is his brand name that stems from his original blog, I give this a meh.

just wait until they find out about dave's killer bread...

GENERALIZATIOOOOOOOOON

Phil Lester anyone?

I see this as a way to be "safe" in case the other person doesn't share your feelings. I used to play this type of stuff in grade school.

I'm tall, so I like men's pj pants. I call them manjamas... They are amazing.

Yea, the whole "all disagreement just proves my point" is petty.

Yeah...... except this is kind of a play on that concept? Like... this is trying to help men to get to their feelings? And tell them it's okay to feel?? Because society thinks feelings are for women? So... yeah, no.

OMG its food. why don't you get off your high horse, eat it, and not worry about branding.

the 80's man, we all used the same eyeliner and hairspray. no testosterone was damaged.

Just fix the bike.

I always wash with Johnson's baby wash, it's not gender specific and you can get away with just about anything who doesn't like how babies smell

I don't... I don't think this happens, at least not for the reason it's assuming.

Everybody looked at me weird when I bought a hairbrush to brush my longish hair to school. I don't understand why masculinity is so fragile. I'm apparently gay because I show lotsa feelings, compliment my friends, act kind to people, not have 50000000 social media accounts, share a lot, and have long hair. Why did men and young adults change so horribly?

The book itself is idiotic and harmful but the joke is laughing at a wrong thing. A reversal of stereotypical roles in fairy tales would be actually quite welcome.

the facepalm broke my face

I'M SORRY did you just say that LIFETIME MOVIES are part of the list of "best things in life"? NO, f**k off. I have better things to watch, like almost anything else.

Hm...is that still the case somewhere?

So that is why Trump has such small famine hands

I don't think this is "fragile" masculinity. Maybe men don't want to use something pink that smells like angel farts. Does it even say man? Maybe women want to be bad a*s. I WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORY!

"I need to go punch some deer in the face" :D I completely lost it :D

Soo.... the lasagna dishes are now projects. Clean the projects faster dude. :)

I can kind of understand this one, as the "Man Show" was supposed to be a big joke to begin with...

I mean, the actresses are normally tiny... In tall girl world, a mans shirt does not cover my backside.... but you would be able to show that in a movie...so there's that

Because the size of the body wash you purchase directly relates to the size of your dangling manhood.

i thought god loved us all the same.

people don't like to eat in public

Gee...how dare men want stylish, unique clothes! (I am assuming that, like a boutique, the styles are a bit more unique than what you'd find at a store like Kohls or JC Penny, and I have yet to see a boutique that has any selection for men)

Nah, not gay, their music is just horrible.

Some of those manly patterns look a little girly. Men, use at your own risk!;)

how this is here?