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We've had cats with threatening auras. Bedrooms. Texts. Even toilets. It's about time we moved to the kitchen, don't you think?
There's a Facebook group called 'Food with threatening auras' and its 84,000 members will make you feel like a master chef in no time.
From burnt dinner to stomach-cramp-inducing recipes, the pictures they share perfectly illustrate that cooking is a crazy adventure, and no two people have the exact same understanding of it.
So prepare your taste buds for a wild ride and continue scrolling to check out the images!
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#1
This Is An Easy 10/10
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We managed to get in touch with one of the group's admins, Liz, and she was kind enough to tell us more about it.
"Surprisingly, we don't have many issues with trolls anymore," she told Bored Panda. "Granted, I know we can't catch everything but the tools Facebook provides to help filter out the trolls (i.e. the questions to join) really seem to help weed them out."
But that wasn't always the case. "I know when the group first blew up, we had to do a lot more policing than we do now. One of our biggest issues then was trying to figure out what posts to let through without it offending different cultures."
#3
See, Americans Made This For Shock Value.. Beans On Toast Is Meant To Be An Actual Thing
#4
“Enticing Tub Of White”
#5
Found On Twitter
Liz highlighted that while something may be threatening to one end of the world, it may not be to the other.
"This ended up sparking a lot of heated debate (to put it nicely) within the comments" but "everything has really seemed to chill out in the past year or so, thankfully."
#6
I Think It’s Still A Bit Undercooked
#7
So Much Work, So Little Reward
#8
Spotted While Scrolling
Will I Will-Ham 3 years ago
That are no sausages. Those are the fingers od the poor souls that touched it.
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Bill Murray 3 years ago
Whoever did this needs to serve a life sentence in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison on an island far from civilization.
#9
Ok This One Is Actually Cool
The admin of the group thinks probably the best adjective to describe its members is curious. "How can you not be looking at some of these images? Personally, I find myself wondering how 90% of these foods would taste and whether I'd immediately regret it or not."
But Liz believes her internet family are also great memers. "The comments are always where the true gold is, and these people are [too] funny. Throw in a dash of mental illness and there you have the FWTA community," she explained, laughing.
#10
Mmm... My Favorite *excited Anteater Noises*
#11
Follow Up For All You Haters Hahahaha! All It Needs Is Somewhere To Melt The Cheese And It Would Be Perfect
#12
Vegans Be Like “It Tastes Just Like A Meat Hot Dog!”
Debbie Barnes 3 years ago
Has anyone noticed that the plastic wrapping is still on that cucumber??
#13
This Is What It Means To Go To Flavor Town
As you can see from the pics, the content on 'Food with threatening auras' comes in many shapes (mostly crooked ones). But Liz said "the most popular ones are definitely those that have to do with 'bodily autonomy' or look phallic.
"Products with questionable advertisements and descriptions are also ones I see a lot," she added. "My personal favorite are the ones that change food products, like the infamous 'Mayoreo' but we don't see those as often since Facebook started flagging those types of images."
#14
I Bet The Bestseller Is Large And Hot
#15
That’s A New Way To Serve Gravy!!
#16
But... You’d Have To Try It. What If It’s A Heavenly Creation?
#17
What A Terrible Time To Have Eyes
The admin said this group is the child of quarantine boredom and at first was very local, uniting just a few friends. Now, however, it's international, with people from all over the world. "None of us really had any idea how it started to blow up, and its definitely been an experience learning to handle so many personalities on the same forum."
"It has been a lot to handle at times, but I think every admin can agree that it's awesome to be a part of something that reaches so many people. Even if it is a bunch of cursed food images."
#18
I’d Pet It
#19
Mom’s Spaghetti Custom Action Figure
#21
Honestly, Tho... Might Be Into That
Interestingly, quarantine was a time when quite a few people started taking a closer look at their fridges. In fact, from May 2020 to January 2021, the share of tweets about healthy foods increased by 20 percent compared to pre-pandemic estimates, while fast-food and alcohol tweets decreased by 9 percent and 11 percent, respectively. However, as we now know, some cursed food aficionados remained active too.
#22
This Requires Intestinal Fortitude And Prolly Is Worse Than 2 Years Unwashed Socks
#24
You Could Trick Your Kiddo Into Taking Their Medicine Like This
#25
Eh, I'd Try It
The Crushinator 3 years ago
This looks like top tier stoner food and i would absolutely try it.
#26
My Eyes
#27
I Had Context But You Don't Get To Have It
#28
“Honey Are You Feel Ok? You’ve Barely Touched Your Boot Beans”
#29
Made My Wife A Birthday Cake From Scratch. Lemon Cake With Raspberry Frosting. Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Let The Cake Cool
#30
This Is Some Connecticut Nonsense. I Just Know It
#31
My Mother Did Not Appreciate It
#32
This Is Actually A Traditional Food In Romania, Called "Mici"
#33
Chicken Fries With The New Smokey Flavor!! Only At Kurger Bing
#34
I Sincerely Hope This Is Fake
#35
That Is Some French Cooking Alright
#36
Ah The End Of Evangelion
#37
Not Kosher At All. May Yahweh Have Mercy On Your Soul
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
What's wrong with this? Fairly common in the US, it tastes fine. Not kosher, yeah, but...
#38
Don't Panic Guys... It's Just Fried Meat With Unidentified Sauce
#39
It Would Be Great If It's A Ranch
#40
There It Is. That’s It. That’s What We Be Talking About
#42
Who Designed These Poptarts?? They Looked So... Diseased
#43
Legend Was Saying "Grandma Was Looking For Her Glasses During Hours"
#45
From Another Group On Cleaning
Yettichild 3 years ago
I did that once with a microwave pizza. It turned into a miniature black volcano spewing fire out the middle.
#46
I Reroasted My Marshmallow Because I Wanted More Crusty Bits
#47
Them Seeds Betta Chill
#48
Only Way To Achieve Full Enlightenment
#49
Food With Threatening Areolas
#50
I Need This
#51
Leave Out Tasty Snack For Delivery Person
#52
Tea Is A Drink. This Is A Food(?) Failed At Tea
#53
I Don’t Think They’re Supposed To Bend That Way
#55
Pretty Sure The Sausage Guy On Youtube Has Made This Abomination Before
#56
Put Them In Frozen And They Might Come Out Mashed
#57
Leguette
#58
Thumb With Threatening Aura
#59
I Made My Mom A Lemon Vanilla Bunt Cake With Raspberry Jam And Lemon Buttercream Frosting Stare Upon The Bleeding As*hole Cake And Weep
#60
This Pie Needs To Calm The Hell Down
#61
I've Always Wanted A Car With The Nacho Bar From 711 Built-In!
#62
Thats Not Ok
#63
I Agree, Why Would You Move Someone's Mail Into The Hotdog Dropbox
#64
I’m Selling This Baby Mameluke. For Inquiring Dm Me
#65
Freshly Regurgitated
#66
My Aunt Had A Disaster Today , Absolute Vegetable Carnage
#67
Forbidden Pasta
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
Hey, my puppy “made” me some of this recently! XD (it’s roundworms)
#68
You Will Never Know How Much This Made My Day
#69
Threat More Like Treat
#70
New Fear Unlocked
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
CRINGE. I might scream and drop it if this happened. Worse than finding a worm in food—half a worm
#71
It's Not Even Cooked Yet, They Just Rolled Out Around On The Stove To Get That Wonderful Color
#72
I Was Having A Good Day, We Were All Having A Good Day
#75
Grasshopper Pizza! I'd Eat It
#76
Classic Steak & Banana, Slathered In Ketchup
#77
A Cheeseburger
#79
From A Depression Meal Group
#80
Some Dishwasher Water And Bliss
#81
I Swear It's Gravy
#83
This Is A Serious Post
#84
Observed In The Wild. (2017, Morgantown, West Virginia, Out Front Of A Lowe's)
#85
Sweet Breads Tacos?
#86
Harvested From The Public Ash Pans
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Disgruntled Pelican 3 years ago
I did not throw up, but I audibly gagged several times. 😬
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Emmydearest 3 years ago
As an Italian, I have only one thing to say: I'll pray for their impious souls.
petersilie 3 years ago
i am happy to have been a guest in france and italy, where they cook healthy and fresh vegetables, looking tasty. cant scroll these images
Baby&Booby 3 years ago
What has the world come to....it seems people have morphed into attention hogs and will do most anything for said attention. Nothing is wholesome anymore...if you find it, its likely to be in some remote 3rd world poor country village with some old people and kids feeding goats and making cheese. Americans seem to have lost it all when it comes to values and just plain old shyiet that make good sense. Dam I'm so ashamed to be one.
Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago
Life was almost never wholesome, unless you lived under a rock
Load More Replies... Disgruntled Pelican 3 years ago
I did not throw up, but I audibly gagged several times. 😬
Load More Replies... Emmydearest 3 years ago
As an Italian, I have only one thing to say: I'll pray for their impious souls.
petersilie 3 years ago
i am happy to have been a guest in france and italy, where they cook healthy and fresh vegetables, looking tasty. cant scroll these images
Baby&Booby 3 years ago
What has the world come to....it seems people have morphed into attention hogs and will do most anything for said attention. Nothing is wholesome anymore...if you find it, its likely to be in some remote 3rd world poor country village with some old people and kids feeding goats and making cheese. Americans seem to have lost it all when it comes to values and just plain old shyiet that make good sense. Dam I'm so ashamed to be one.
Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago
Life was almost never wholesome, unless you lived under a rock
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