This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

Nicotine styled kitchen. You nailed it.

Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?

Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.

hahaha i need this

Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.

This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.

THE 'ED' ON THE END OF EACH WORD THO 😂😂😂

Painting over wood should be a crime

Instagram Pantry. Completely useless.

Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?

holy mother of crackers.

thought it was a real door at first. man, am I stupid.

At least get some EAT EAT EAT signs.

Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.

Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.

ok but really is this even a sink?

I see "got the trots" brown has come back in style

This is so bad! After all the studies about enhancing life for babies with Black, White, and Red for eye development. And then the use of Primary colors and they grow. Pastels are not really introduced until closer to 3 years old. Muted tones like this? Awful. One of the Kardashians just had a baby and did the entire nursery in muted gray, white, and tan. You are not decorating the nursery for you, you are doing it for the betterment of your child. Horrible parenting.

I need you to use your imagination more, honey! Just imagine all the pretty colours on the rainbow! - But mommy, the other pillow that is coloured is $20 cheaper! - THERE SHALL BE NO RAINBOW COLOUR IN YOUR ROOM! Use your imagination!

Pure s**t stain for you at little cost

Neutrals do have a place in some kids rooms, depending on the kid. Some kids find neutrals calming. Still... a neutrals rainbow?

I’ve seen this with gray, too.

You can't cure ugly.....

Nothing classier than a brown rainbow

At least in has more colours than just white.

C'mon,. it's Honey Bunny, or McDonald's new logo.

It's not called "Burnt Orange Rainbow". Come on guys !

It *might* be a shout out to a Gemini McDonald's ...

It is a lost sector (Destiny 2)

Mouse @r$ehole brown

calf scours brown

Nope

As perpetrated by someone with incurable OCD. If it doesn't all match it shouldn't be legal.

And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.

This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."

This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!

Idk, it’s kinda clever

It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.

What is the point of this other than creating a tripping hazard?

how do you even 'weather' muffin tins???

I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.

Those are cool xmas decorations *>*

Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂

Also, today is a day.

I can smell the fresh cut wood.

Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"

They outta their f*****g minds asking this price for this nightmare

Seductively unzipped for the bedroom, of course.

I think I would almost rather be buried in this TV stand than the farmhouse coffin in the previous post.

"Deconstructed" is such a fancy way of saying, "I didn't finish."

On one hand, I am very happy they kept stuff out of the landfill... I am all about the reduce-reuse-recycle thing, but it looks like they butchered a usable table to make this... chimera.

It's for a haunted Halloween house!

I could see extending those rails and mounting some inset shelves behind them to give them some functionality.

If that's an actual old clock instead of a reproduction I would go with that thing being fixed and used. It reminds of the old clocks that you used to find in the train stations. I like it.

The family that drinks together gets drunk together.

What time is it?

I prefer to be only able to put one small thing per shelf, so this is perfect.

Yes, yes it is.

As Popeye would say "I Yam What I Yam!"

Oh dear. This one is just sad.

It's ugly on so many levels.

Buy this clock and you will be grateful at 11, thankful at 2, and blessed at 6.

Tim Burton would get nightmares (not only before Christmas) from this thing.

Someone needs an intervention. I tremble to imagine what the bathrooms look like.