People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.

That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.

Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.

Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.

Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."

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I’m Going To Dominican Republic On Sunday And I Said That To The Taxi Driver And He Was Like ā€œOk I’ve Been There 9 Timesā€ Weird Flex

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Charlie does cartwheels
Community Member
4 years ago

The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. ā€œNope; she’s just not vaccinatedā€. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

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The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.

"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.

Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.

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    Your Favourite The Debunk Post

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Busted!

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    #3

    I’ve Always Considered Paediatrics As A Career But Idk If I’d Have The Patience To Deal With Parents Who Bring In Their Unvaccinated Measle-Ridden Infants To The High Dependency Unit -E

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You’re not ā€œdoing your own researchā€ unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.

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    "Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

    According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."

    #4

    I Fell Back Into My Small Body. Power Surges Through Me, Like A Thousand Volts Of Electricity. As If A Lightbulb Is Switched On In My Head, I Can Suddenly Comprehend Everything. Five Minutes Ago, I Was A Brainless Infant. But Now I Am More. The World Is Mine Now, To Shape And To Control As I See Fit. I Turn To My Mother, Who Is Holding Me, Concerned. I Need Not A Mother Now. I Push My Hand Towards Her Face, And Cast Her Head Off Her Shoulders. Her Body Collapses Underneath Me, Head Rolling Across The Carpet, But I Float In The Air. Humanity Is Weak, Their Bodies Feeble, Fragile Like Glass. They Are Too Susceptible To The Spoils Of Domination. But Not Me. I Float Into The Garden, Into The Daylight Which Shines Only For Me Now. I Speak, And My Voice Fills The Heads Of Every Living Thing On Earth. I Demand They Give Their Love Only To Me, To Serve And To Aide Me In My Conquest. Some Die Instantly, Unable To Withstand My Message. There Will Not Be Any Weak In My Horde. Cries Of Dissent Bubble Around Me, Some Mock My Diminutive Stature. They Do Not Know The True Power Of Which My 'Dimunative Stature' Holds. As A Demonstration, I Pull The Nearest Protestor Towards Me. Appendages Grow From His Body, Which Melts Away Into A Formless Blob. One Single, Pitiful Eyeball Remains Of His Previous Self. A New Pet For My Entertainment. I Fly Up, High Above Mankind, The Beautiful Blue And Green Of Earth Below Me. I Begin To Reshape It, New Mountains Spring Up As Old Ones Are Flattened, Oceans Bubble And Boil Into Crimson Lava, Continents Formed Into New Shapes, Some Impossible To Comprehend. A New Earth Hangs In The Sky. A Twisted, Rancid, Bitter Earth. My Dominion. They Should Never Have Vaccinated Me, I Think To Myself, A Small Smile Breaking Across My Small, Adolescent Face. They Should Never Have Pricked Me With That Needle. Never. -E

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    J Garza
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

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    #5

    Ok I'm Bored Comment Your Hottest, Most Nuclear Takes Below And We'll See How Much Of An Awful Person You Are ā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļø

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hence why it is so easy to calculate.

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    #6

    Https://Bit.ly/2gj6gamā¤ļøā¤ļø Need Money

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

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    Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.

    "A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.

    Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.

    #7

    We Love A Good Debunk Post-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe Dad has problems identifying people of different ethnicities.

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    #8

    Imagine If The Buttons On Your TV Remote Were Replaced With Little Mouths And Every Time You Went To Change The Channel They Would Start Sucking Your Fingers And Then They Can Start Sucking Other Things Too And When You Tell Them To Stop They Just Say "Sorry Daddy Uwu" I Should Really Start Inventing These Things-J

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh sweet, sweet delusional woman...

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    #9

    Do You Guys Remember That Weird Shit They Made You Do In Middleschool Where They'd Make You Run Around A Huge Field While Yelling At You And You Had To Jump Over Obstacles And Look Death Right In The Fucking Eye And You Literally Had To Swim Through Lakes And Jump Through Flaming Hoops And Then Swim Through Another Fucking Lake Filled With Sharks And Boys Would Lose Their Dicks And Girls Would Be Crying Cause Their Nipples Were Bitten Off Or Was That Like An Australian Thing-J

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    Loty
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is a 2000 rubles bill. Why is the note in English?

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    "Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.

    The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.

    However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.

    #10

    Tag Yourself I'm Lil Pump's Clapping Dick-J

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    laka puka
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    4 year olds be listening to Eminem these days

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    #11

    Suprising That @kurtisconner Made Another Video Ft Us Considering Our Account Has Been Dead For Weeks -E

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing

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    #12

    Y’all Swallow Your Masks Whole? I Like To Soak Mine In Marinara Sauce For About 20 Minutes Then Garnish It With Some Salt And Pepper But That’s Just Me - Lexi

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is this friend a goat?

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    There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.

    Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.

    Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.

    #13

    This Happened To Me Once Except I Dropped Dead Halfway Through My Sentence And My Mother Started Crying And Died 2 Seconds Later Too-J

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

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    #14

    Why Are All Youtube Comments The Same?? They Used To Be Actually Funny Now They’re All Just ā€œI Haven’t Been This Early Since (Pop Culture Reference) Edit: Wow Thanks For All The Likes Guys!! I’ve Never Got This Many Before šŸ’•ā€ - Lexi

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Everybody else in the theatre?

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    #15

    Haha Same! The Last Time I Got Fucked On Drugs I Gambled Away The Kids' Inheritance! The Look On Their Faces When They Realised They Would Never Get Into University šŸ˜‚ It Was Epic!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!

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    He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.

    “It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.

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    #16

    Hey šŸ‘‹ Ladies šŸ’ā€ā™€ļøi Need Three šŸ‘… Girl Bosses šŸ‘©ā€šŸŽ¤ Who Want To āœŒļø Make šŸ’‹ Some 🤌 Extra Money šŸ¤‘ By SellingšŸ’„these Great 😘all Natural šŸŒŽ Essential šŸ’ Oils šŸ˜‡ Dm šŸ’Œme If šŸ‘‹ Interested šŸ¤”- Lexi

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ah...remember the days when you'd let strangers inject your child in the park?

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    #17

    I Really Really Really Really Wanna Make A Meme Account Where It's Not Really Memes Just Funny Twitter Screenshots And Dumb Shit I Find That I Think Is Funny That's Like My Life Goal And Ooh I Just Thought I Could Be Like Those Accs That Make Their Own Like Memes Where It's A Poorly Hidden Cry For Help About Their Suicidal Tendencies Oooh Ooooh I Could Post Like Conspiracy Theory Threads And Stuff Like That How Cute
okay Okay I Made It It's @literallyunderwhelming

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    Sander
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Good job, you raised a moron :)

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    #18

    Hmmmm Time To Go Bathe In A Tub Full Of Semen And Garlic While Eating A Banana Dipped In Vegemite And Mustard-J

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The president??

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    “Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.

    #19

    No Dont Commit Suicide Even Tho You Were Taken Off Suicide Watch A Few Days Prior And Were Described As Being In Very High Spirits Just Because Your Profilic Arrest LED To The Uncovery Of Incredibly Incriminating Evidence Against The Ruling Elite Which Could Have Brought Substantial Social Change Not Only In Government But Also In How The Justice System Deals With Sexual Assault Cases Your So Sexy Haha -E

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Her angles were called Sine and Cosine

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    #20

    (Swipe You Dumb BitchesšŸ’žšŸ’ž) Anyway What If Rain Screamed Daddy And Uwu I Stan You Sksksksksks And Will You Be Myfurbaby Every Time It Hit Something Imagine Waking Up To That In The Middle Of The Night-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I'm just that good" ... said no one good, ever

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    #21

    Chick Fil A Is Fucking Gross. And Their Sauce Tastes Like Watered Down Mustard. Yes, Their Customer Service Is Great And I Think Their Breakfast Is Good But Other Than That, It’s Just Not Good. Idc If It’s Healthier Tbh If I’m Getting Fast Food I Am Not Worried About How Healthy It Is- Lexi

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Teacher didn't want to deal with a goofball

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    “We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.

    #22

    Scissors Rock Paper: A Great Concept-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    and they all applauded and named the sandwich after you

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    #23

    Sorry For That Repost Y’all šŸ˜” All Of These Look The Same On Our Feed Lmao So It’s Hard To Tell Sometimes - Lexi

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.

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    #24

    This Made Me Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee Like Micheal Jackson

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That was a wild ride down WTF goes on in this persons imagination street.

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    The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.

    #25

    You Know Those ā€œPolls On My Story!ā€ ā€œHey I’m A Six Year Old Photographer And I’d Appreciate You Checking Me Outā€ ā€œI’m The Best Meme Page On Instagram (23 Followers And Created Yesterday)ā€ Kinda People? Instagram Would Be A Better Place Without Them. You Could Caption Your Post ā€œI Had A Bereavement, I’m Gonna Take Some Time Offā€ And The Comments Will Still Be Filled With These Degenerates -E

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Got full...of what? B******t?

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    #26

    We Hit 50k I’m Not Sure When But I Noticed Yesterday And Now We’re At 50.5k. I Could Neglect This Account For A Year And Still Gain? Love U Guys. Thank You For Putting Up With Us The Past 2.5 Years

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    laka puka
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    she looks like a vampire that went to the beach

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    #27

    I Want To Stand Up And I Want To Spin In A Circle And I Want To Wave My Hands Around So I Can Feel Stimulated But I Am Being Made To Sit Down And This Is Making Me Feel Very Cranky

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave

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    “People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.

    #28

    *killer Points Gun At Me*
me: *starts Sucking On It And Moaning* Yeah Give The Gun A Good Suck Mmmmmmmmmm
killer: What The Fuck-J

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What even is this ?

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    #29

    If I Was A Monkey I'd Probably Be One Of Those Dumb Fucking Ones That Mistakes It's Own Dick For A Banana And Ends Up Eating It-J
(If U Follow My Spam You're Gonna See This Caption Twice Cause I Like To Test Run Them And See How Ppl React Lmaoo Y'all Are My Guinea Pigs)

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What happened to four days worth of pee and poop?

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    #30

    Girls Just Wanna Have A Foothold In The Housing Market -E

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I have a measured IQ of 143 and sometimes I'm as dumb a brick.

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    #31

    H-Hello? Hello? Is There Somebody There? Please Help Me.

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel GutiƩrrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Now, a militia is marching to your house...

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    #32

    I Drank So Much Beer In Lockdown That I Can’t Stand The Taste Of It Anymore :(

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    Dana OndrĆ”ÄkovĆ”
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That would seriously be a cute joke

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    #33

    Then The Customer's Dick Fell Off And Everybody Started Screaming As The Dick Got Up And Started Running Around In Circles, Screaming At Anybody Who Approached It-J

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    š–Šš–†
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I hope this one is true

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    #34

    One Time I Was Driving A Car To Work When All Of A Sudden Dicks Started Falling Out Of The Sky. The Dicks Cracked My Car And I Had To Take It To The Mechanic To Get Fixed, And The Mechanic Said "Man Did You See That Penis Shower" And I Said "Yes The Dicks Cracked My Windshield" And The Mechanic Said "Sorry, I'm Not Allowed To Fix It Because The Dicks Must Win" And Then He Filled My Car With Semen, Took A Gun Out, And Shot Me In The Head, Killing Me Instantly. Then A Giant Dick Stood Up, And Started Clapping Because He Had Achieved World Domination-J

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    malenchki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Um 😐 this sounds slightly possible but if it was thennnn um… I would be apologising to the poor guy in the other stall

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    #35

    I Can't For The Life Of Me Connect This To A Caption About Vore And Sex

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    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Drunk publicly brags about being a stupid lightweight when drinking!

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    #36

    Hello All How Is Everyone Coping In Self Isolation

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Was this before or after you were arrested for assault and destruction of property?

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    #37

    Why Hasn't Mike Bloomberg Paid Me To Post One Of His Memes Yet???? Fuming Mega Mega Fucking Fuming

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    Catarina
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Next time tell him your name is Pi

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    #38

    #furryporn#yiff#daddy#bdsm#furry#voreporn#footfetish#isucktoes#ifuckdogs#furryvoreporn#unbirthing#vaginalinfection#erectiledysfunction#ihatewhenibuymushroomsandtheyreallfuckingmagic#whythefuckareyoureadingthehashtags#commentsomethingyoupieceofshit#eatmydick -J

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If breaking bad taught me anything it's that making meth is rather complex and requires several different stages. I messed up plenty of experiments in uni chemistry labs, worst thing that happened was a broken flask

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    #39

    I Bet After The Five Minute Silence She Clapped - C

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    could've happened but that is quite a good line

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    #40

    What The Fuck Is Pulp Fiction-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    oh please

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    #41

    Update On My Back: It Still Hurts. Maybe I Need Some Of Those Essential Oils The Pyramid Scheme Folks Talk A Lot About

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    BloodyBun
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I missread and now I'm imagine a school full of Emus...

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    #42

    Haha Yeah I Was At The Doctor The Other Day And My Rock Hard Titties Were So Big That The Nurse Said They Were The Biggest She’d Ever Seen - Lexi

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    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What, no clapping?

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    #43

    šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ Treating Underpaid, Stressed Retail Workers Like Your Personal Punching Bag Because You're A Childish Fucking Goon Who Never Developed Past The Capacity To Force Square Pegs Into Round Holes Doesn't Make You Cool, Fuckwit, It Makes You An Insufferable Waste Of Both Oxygen And Skin Cells šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Imagine That!

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    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tasty due to added spit

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    #44

    This Is A Classic Lmao Remember When Everybody Was Posting This And Thinking It Was Real? "Never Gain Weight" "Dont Menstruate, But Are Fertile" "Resist Every Disease Known To Man" How Did People Actually Believe This Shit. When I Was In Year 8 The Girls I Was Sitting With Were Talking About It And Genuinely Believed It And I Was Like? What?-J

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Whoo..somebody hasn't got over the movie 'Twilight'

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    #45

    I Lost My Dildo A Year Ago And Then When I Went For A Shower, I Discovered It Was Still In My Vagina Oops-J

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    Charlie does cartwheels
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not sure why this isn’t plausible? Have you ever been in a cab?!

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    #46

    They Then Turned Into Actual Goats And Whipped Their Dicks Out, But Their Efforts Were In Vain As Gordon Ramsay Came And Cooked Them All. Never Once Did He Stop Screaming To Say Words Of Sympathy To These Ghosts -C

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    nah i can see this

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    #47

    This Is Probably A Repost Lmao-J

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    Dan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's probably true but still not right

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    #48

    They’ll Be Saying This For Me Hopefully, I Have Ambitions Of Becoming An Alcoholic -C

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This one is feasible.

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    #49

    The Independent Group Being Set Up Against Labour And Stating That Labour's Rampant Racism Was A Big Factor In The Split And Then Have One Of The Founders Commit A Racist Act On Live TV Less Than A Few Hours Into The Party Being Set Up Is So So Funny

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    so the moral of the story is, just follow the recipe

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    #50

    Merry Christmas To You All!

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    T his is possible. I know a few Muslims and they all wish me merry christmas

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    #51

    So Do You Think He Wrote For His Job Application ?- C

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    Trish Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    THIS IS STUPID!!

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    #52

    Imagine If You Woke Up One Morning And You Look In The Mirror And You Realise There's Something Different About Your Face. You Spend Ages Trying To Find Out What It Is, You Ask Every Single Person You Know And Nobody Can Answer. You Slowly Start To Drive Yourself On To The Brink Of Insanity, Starting To Obsess Over What's Changed About Your Face. You Spend Years And Years Trying To Find Out What The Problem Is. You Isolate Yourself From Your Entire Family, And Die Young And Alone. You Never Found Out What Changed About Your Face. And It Drove You Insane-J

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Believed it until the last wee bit - too far dude

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    #53

    The Only Acceptable Way To React To This Is To Lick The Vomit Off Yourself, Your Newspaper, And Your Laptop Bag, And Proceed To Digest In Front Of The Pregnant Woman, Perhaps Chewing Some Of The Chunks For Flair. Then Regurgitate The Vomit Back Of The Pregnant Woman, Without Breaking Eye Contact. Then, Once You Have Finished, Smile Gently At Her, And Whisper 'That Was A Beautiful Meal, Mƶther'. Your Stop Should Arrive At This Moment. Get Up From Your Seat And Walk Backwards Out Of The Train To Ensure Eye Contact Is Again Not Broken, And Keep The Gentle Grin Expression On Your Face. Stand At The Station Platform, And Wave At The Pregnant Woman, As The Train Pulls Away. -Eth

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I actually believe this ngl

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    #54

    *sneezes Once* Haha I Have The Corona Virus Right Bob! Haha *blatantly Racist Joke About Chinese People* Hahaha!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wonder how they typed this after presumably losing all limbs.

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    #55

    Yes I Walk Around Naked, Yes I'm Covered In Blood, Yes My Titties Are Actually Giant Eyeballs, Yes I Carry Around A Severed Testicle, Don't Like It? Go To A Different School-J

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is legit a cult. How the hell do you get sucked into a cult online??

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    #56

    Texas Be Like ā€œForced Mask Mandates Are Unconstitutional!!1!1!1!!! My Body My Choice!1!1!!! Fuck Women’s Rights Though We Should Make A Bunch Of Laws To Make It Harder For Themā€ - Lexi

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Poated from Cell B132.

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    #57

    Idk Dude This Seems Fake Cause Most Three Years Olds I Know Can Form Sentences But Not Very Coherently, Like Those Speech Things Have Enough Trouble Picking Up Coherent Sentences Let Alone Sentences Said By A Three Year Old-J

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    greenbean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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    #58

    The Last Jedi Is A Real Good Movie I Love It

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tell me you are delusional without telling me you're delusional.

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    #59

    British Cops > American Cops

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    how romantic

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    #60

    Fucking A Werewolf Would Be Wild ManšŸ˜”like Imagine The Size Of The Dicks On Those Furry Fuckers-J

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh god no not anthropomorphic wolves 😱 there was too much of this on the cringey texts asterisk filled post the other day 😣

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    #61

    I Heard In America Your Supposed To Tip A Waiter Everywhere U Go? -C

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    Charlie does cartwheels
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe teach your brother some manners? Never mind how anyone else behaves, you can only control how you react and that reaction would have embarrassed the hell out of me. He’s 8!

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    #62

    Tractor: *runs Me Over Repeatedly*
me: Mmmmmm Harder Daddy Pound Me Into The Ground Lube Me Up Yes That's Right Smash My Bones Mmmmmm Mm
tractor: What The Fuck-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's actually very possible.

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    #63

    I Have The Same Issue, I’m 17, (18 On Tinder) And When I Go Shopping For Bevs I Always Bump In My Mums Friends From Church And One Of These Days One Of Them Are Going To Snitch. They B Like That -C

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    greenbean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I believe this one.

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    #64

    Where Do We Draw The Line At Fakeness? Does Said Girlfriend Exist Or Is She Too Made Up For Internet Points

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    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I've been playing Skyrim since it came out on 11/11/11 and in every iteration of the vanilla game (with the Hearthfire DLC) you can only adopt two children. The only way to adopt more is using a mod so this post automatically screams LIAR.

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    #65

    I Think This Guy Sent This As A Pick Up Line I Heard Sending This In The Dms Generates Sympathy So, Stupid Shuffle It Is

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Because principals do a decade's worth of schooling and licensure only to body slam 6 year olds and get fired

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    #66

    I’m Posting These Two Together Because They Have The Same Energy. And If A Man Said To Me ā€œIs It That Time Of The Month?ā€ The Last Thing He Would See Is Me Shoving The Box Of Tampons Up His Ass - Lexi

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel GutiƩrrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hero! I can almost hear the soundtrack.

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    #67

    Fake

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    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They were racing to a pizza joint last time

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    #68

    Spoopy

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Okay, this is the first one that sounds somewhat plausible.

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    #69

    Me: *does The Worm*
everybody At My Funeral: What The Fuck-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bueller?

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    #70

    But There Are Only Two Genders-C

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    greenbean
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Wow now that's creepy (as if all gender reveal parties weren't creepy enough)

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    #71

    Some Birthday Themed Posts Because It's My Birthday Wish Me Happy Birthday Or I'll Block You

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And what did you do when you weren't asleep?

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    #72

    Sexual Harassment Check!! -Lexi

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Could see this

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    #73

    Haha I Am A Great Person. Did You Know I Was A Great Person Haha. I Am A Good Person. I Want You To Know That Me, A Person, Am Great. I Am A Good And Great And Good Person And I Hope You Realise This. You Must Know That I Am A Good Person. Please Tell Other People About My Personal Greatness For I Am A Good Person.

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    nope

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    #74

    Imagine Pulling A Guy's Dick Out And It Goes Fwubawubawubawubawuba Would That Be Wild Or What-J

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Do they have time for that?

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    #75

    Guys Omg Some Youtuber @kurtisconner Did A Video Using Our Page As Inspiration! It Was So Kind Of Him And It Was Pretty Entertaining So Please Check It Out If You Have A Free 15 Mins -Erin

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No way I'm reading this

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    #76

    This Is Probably A Repost But Anyway Hello I'm Back-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    did they convert?

    #77

    Does Anyone Else Ever Start Thinking About Something Sad And You Think About It So Much That You End Up Crying For 4 Hours And Then You Think About Something Funny And You End Up Laughing For Another 4 Hours And Then You Kinda Just Feel Like Shit And Just End Up Staring At The Ceiling For Hours While Stroking Your 10 Inch Hulk Dildo And Then You Think Of Something Else And You Get Really Really Mad So You End Up Punching A Hole In The Wall So Big That Your House Collapses And Oh Look Your Homeless Now So Now You Get To Be Sad Again Or Is It Just Me-J

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don't even know what I've just read...

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    #78

    Idc If This Is Real Or Not It's Probably Not Lmao But Anyway Imagine If Fish Had A Full Big Dick With Testicles Like Human Men Do Like Can U Imagine They're Just Swimming Along And Their Balls Are Bouncing Up And Down Someone Get A Fishy To Draw This-J

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Plot twist, she speaks German too.

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    #79

    Hi Girlies I Went To Spoons Again Today And I Really Really Recommend The Griffins Brothers No2 Gin With Lemonade It’s 46% And You Can’t Taste Any Gin At All

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Because blackmail never ended poorly for anyone else. Assuming this is true, she might not like the places she's going.

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    #80

    Doesn't It State Multiple Times In The First Half That The Girl Is Fucking Green?????? Also This Happened To Me Once Except The Guy Was Vore Blind Instead Of Colour Blind So He Spent The Whole Play Thinking The People Were Kissing When Actually They Were Swallowing Each Other WholešŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜#vore -J

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Green/ brown colorblind?!

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    #81

    Silence.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm letting you know I'm not interested.

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    #82

    Accidentally Giving Yourself A Vaccine Has The Same Vibes As The Guy Who Accidentally Slipped And Fell Into Another Girl's Vagina And Cheated On His Girlfriend Ngl-J

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    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sadly, I can see someone being stupid enough to do this.

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    #83

    Just Slit You Forehead And Put Lsd In It And You’ll Be Woke - C

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    Kyle D
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Indeed, the only one to understand the nuances & reasoning to hop on pop.

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    #84

    I'm So Tired Can One Of You Fuckers Be Funny For Once

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yeah, because Starbucks baristas have enough money to buy and give away drugs on a regular basis.

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    #85

    Try Make Sense Of This -C

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    what does 3 fingers have to do with this story?

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    #86

    Fuck Off Twitter For iPhone I’m Not ā€˜Falling’ For It Again - C

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    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago

    My ex boyfriend was found walking down the street at 2 years old almost a half mile from his house while being babysat by his aunt. His parents drove passed while returning home, realized it was him and got him. When they got back to the house the doors were still locked. Long story short he had gone out a second story window and they have no idea how he got to ground level but he did, lol

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    #87

    Fake

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Adolescence is a disease.

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    #88

    My Longest Ya Boi Ever Was 23 Seconds - C

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Actually i like this one and hope its true

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    #89

    Fuck Its A Series So Here Are The Other Parts. And Thank You To The Person That Sent These To Me Ily- Lexi

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What language is this?

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    #90

    A Classic. Anyways I Dropped Out Of College. Well Not Really, I’m Just Taking The Semester Off But Yeah. I Kinda Wanna Do Something In Tech But Idk- Lexi

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    10 yo? Tears in her eyes over RBG?

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    #91

    Fake

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Kinda hope this one is true

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    #92

    Most Parents Tell Them They Were Planned But They Were An Accident. Tag The Accident -C

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I know someone that got pregnant at that age :(

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    #93

    I Could Never Live Up To Jordanna Anymore So I'm Not Even Going To Try
one Time I Went To The Dentist And He Pulled His Dick Off And Scrubbed My Teeth With It And Then I Had To Rinse My Mouth Out With Cum-J

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Because you refuse to brush your teeth, and you've been crying every time you chew. Now suck it up, and let him do his job!"

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    #94

    My Boyfriend Shot Me In The Head, Cut My Arms Off, Amputated My Leg, And Dissected My Nipple But I Still Love Him Cause All He Wanted Was To Have My Body Parts Stored Away In His Closet In Case I Ever Left HimšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜#truelove #justrelationshipthings-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Some people genuinely don't know the difference between love and abuse.

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    #95

    Anyone Else Ever Detach Their Tits And Start Bouncing Them Around Like Basketballs And Then Join In On A Basketball Game And Proceed To Start Scoring Points Or Whatever The Fuck With Your Detachable Tits Only To Be Told That It's Inappropriate And That You Need To Give The Tits Back To The Family Of The Deceased Person Who's Body You Stole Them From Or Is That Just Me-J
(Also I Think This Is Fake Because It Sounds Like Someone Pretending To Type Like An 11 Year Old But Having No Idea How 11 Year Olds Actually Talk So They End Up Sounding Like A Baby.)

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Your 11 year old is illiterate.

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    #96

    I Want It All Hey Yeah I Want It All I Want It All And I Want It Nowww Adventure Seeker On An Empty Street, Just An Alley Creeper Light On His Feet, A Young Fighter Screaming With No Time For Doubt, With The Pain And Anger Cant See A Way Out, It Aint Much Im Asking I Heard Himmmm Say Gotta Find Me A Future Move Out Of My Way Also I Haven't Been Active In Ages Yeah Yeah Whatever I'm Tired And Busy And I've Got Shit Going On And Stuff Alright I Love You Bitches I'm Going Offline Again Soon Okay Ily And Idk If This Is Fake Or Not But I'm Pissed Af And I Can't Tell So Take It Or Leave It-J

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’m going to cry on how bad this paragraph structure, grammar, and spelling is

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    #97

    Imagine Taking 2 Hours To Cum, Fuck Man I'd Just Be Lying There Saying "Come On, For Fucks Sake, Are You Done Yet??? I'm So Fucking Bored. Turn The God Damn TV On. Oh Fuck Off, Man I'm Leaving, Tell Me When You're Done Okay. Bye."-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    13 x 3 seconds is still less than a minute.

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    #98

    Comment Your Favourite Vaccines Below šŸ‘‡ Mine Was My 4-In-One Preschool Booster I Got When I Was 3, Which Protects Me Against Diptheria, Tetanus, Whooping Cough, And Polio!

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Shocking twist, the husband was there the whole time.

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    #99

    Thats Really Cool Bro I Enjoy Living Fantasy Lives In My Head Too!

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dude your ego didn't die it just blew up so big you can't see it's edges and think it's not there.

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    #100

    Who Are Mcr? Wrong Answers Only

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    why’d you take a toddler to a concert, it’ll damage their ear drums

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