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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them
James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife. The anecdotes are short, but together they offer a perfect snapshot of the family dynamics we all juggle in our own lives. Breakwell's first book, a hybrid of parenting advice and satire entitled Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, is due in October 2017. Have a look at some of James and his family's latest adventures below, and be sure not to miss our previous post about them.
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Kate Edwards 8 years ago
No; men can look in the mirror at a stomach hanging WAY over their waistband and never see a need to lose weight. It's some sort of rose-colored glasses thing...
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AcousticGString 8 years ago
Okay, lets be brutally fair ... you orgasmed, that was your contribution, your wife did the rest of the work.
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Nancy Arnold 8 years ago
I'm a new nana and the word no has already gone out the window and my granddaughter isn't one yet !!
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piggy panda 8 years ago
so that's why babies decide not to walk makes a lot more sense to me than them not knowing?
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rachel smith 8 years ago
Lol, reminds me of when i got my big brother to get sweets for me when mom said "only a handful" cause his hands were way bigger than mine
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Katinga Bussel 8 years ago
This happened to my 22 month old on a number of occasions, then he pooped on the just cleaned rug....
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
what i said : children, they're interesting that way What i meant : children can find loopholes anywhere
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
new parents are entertainign i litterally watched one of my friends go this baby cereal expires in 3 months is it unsafe to give it to her ...
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Sid Ramchandani 8 years ago
It'll be so wonderful when she'll see something which is perhaps the most beautiful piece of art in the world to her.
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Silent Skeleton 8 years ago
Origami is awesome! I love making dogs that bark and birds that flap their wings :oD
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Pamela Mitchell 8 years ago
Hey, I have an adult son and we spend time at the zoo and botanical gardens. Whatever I gotta do to spend time with my 23 year old - catching Pokémon is just a bonus.
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Dżoana Kałuża 8 years ago
This is a moment when his wife should say: got face from mummy and brains from daddy
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Kayla McCormick 8 years ago
Husband: you can't control me. I do what I want. Me: you do what you want... after you run it by me and I say it's ok.
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Daniel Baither 8 years ago
It was a trap either way, she was leading you down a path of manipulative logic.
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M O'Connell 8 years ago
No hesitation: Yes, but it's an open circulatory system with hemo-lymphatic fluid instead of blood!
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Nickie LaRue 8 years ago
Yes! My mom is always complaining that she doesn't see her grandson enough, that 'grandpa' never sees him, but whenever I ask her to watch him for a bit, I get a bunch of c**p about it...
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Linda Strang 8 years ago
hahaha been there.. my grandtoddler did not want to leave the Park and drive 2 blocks to my house to get her sweater. Massive tantrum. We finally get to my house, I get her sweater, put it on her, drive 2 blocks back to the Park. Massive tantrum. She doesn't want to go to the Park! She wants to go to Nana's house! LOL ---- Nana
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Anna Nilofer 8 years ago
My nephew tried it with cake once , He thought thats what 'cheese'cake means.
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What do you think ?
Jenn Ott 8 years ago
Why? Having a baby, a 2yo, 4yo, and 6yo is lots of entertainment!
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Hans 8 years ago
Interestingly, it is hillarious when he just reproduces what happens with his bunch of kids, it is stereotypical once he mentiones his wife or his relationship to her, and it is boring if he tries to make up jokes or to comment on them.
Master Markus 8 years ago
From these tweets, he appears to have a sitcom-style relationship with his wife.
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Andrea Seiden Giroux 8 years ago
Winnie the Pooh was completely made up. Still entertaining.
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Kawaii Lemon 8 years ago
I can relate to a few of thse, my kids (Who are hens) Constantly fight and I have to get them to stop. (And I have to keep them in a group so they don't run into the road, it's such a pain in the a*s sometimes) So I feel ya, bro
Kirsten Lee 8 years ago
Smart kids lol if i ever said anything like that to my parents probably the corner or spanking
Jana Maderova 8 years ago
YO IM A SLYTHERIN!!! WHATS WRONG WITH THE SLYTHERIN HOUSE???? YOU DONT WANT TO RAZE A MUGGLE HATER
Jenn Ott 8 years ago
Why? Having a baby, a 2yo, 4yo, and 6yo is lots of entertainment!
Load More Replies... Hans 8 years ago
Interestingly, it is hillarious when he just reproduces what happens with his bunch of kids, it is stereotypical once he mentiones his wife or his relationship to her, and it is boring if he tries to make up jokes or to comment on them.
Master Markus 8 years ago
From these tweets, he appears to have a sitcom-style relationship with his wife.
Load More Replies... Andrea Seiden Giroux 8 years ago
Winnie the Pooh was completely made up. Still entertaining.
Load More Replies... Kawaii Lemon 8 years ago
I can relate to a few of thse, my kids (Who are hens) Constantly fight and I have to get them to stop. (And I have to keep them in a group so they don't run into the road, it's such a pain in the a*s sometimes) So I feel ya, bro
Kirsten Lee 8 years ago
Smart kids lol if i ever said anything like that to my parents probably the corner or spanking
Jana Maderova 8 years ago
YO IM A SLYTHERIN!!! WHATS WRONG WITH THE SLYTHERIN HOUSE???? YOU DONT WANT TO RAZE A MUGGLE HATER
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